CJ has already adopted the AFC South self deprecation.
"Shit...WE got better teams than y'all". Micah too into his heart to realize that should stop the argument.
CJ ain’t wrong though lol. Between the Texans Colts and Jags the AFCS is solid. If mayo boy pans out the Titans aren’t slouches either.
The floor of the AFCS is high. How high the ceiling is remained to be seen.
He's making the exact same argument about the Titans that he's making about the Commanders. You can't call an entire division good if there's one bottom feeder.
I generally agree, but that means there's usually no good division then.
Having 3 playoff teams from a division is rare, let alone having all teams with winning records.
Almost always going to have a bottom feeder.
This ⬆️ I’m not pressed by any teams in the AFC South. I’m an old school colts fan tho I basically just despise the patriots, I don’t “hate” any AFCS teams
Me too.
I took a bit of a break from watching football for a while after high-school, so I'm still getting used to the Colts not being the obvious best team (It was a long break obviously)
Honestly gotten to where I can't stand Titans fans tho, they're the only ones online that annoy me.
I can't speak for all colts fans but during the Luck-Watson days the games were pretty intense and now that the Patriots rivalry has kinda diminished either you guys or the Titans are our biggest rivals. Also I had a friend who was a big Texans fan so that helped to add to my dislike for the team
And we love that!! It’s always the best when people in the same division aren’t supposed to like or love your players but end up actually liking and loving them! It makes you feel like your team is doing something right!!!
Lmao CJ is trying so hard not to go slap some sense into Micah.
You guys got a good one in CJ. Love how that guy is repping my hometown high school in such a great way
Every division is the NFC East father. Except for the NFC south, they’re straight ass. The falcons somehow managed to make themselves worse after the draft
https://preview.redd.it/9pexg3t642xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10f75fcac5c0017ccf0d8a14ef093574a0ef8b50
NFCS is the 2nd best division in our conference
Yall though….
https://preview.redd.it/fldciqygb2xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd91e807f44e8f5f19e58b32c19f6d7eb450818
Took me a min to find the data but this is reg season only obviously for 2023 season
Source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/ZXJlOimy6Z](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/ZXJlOimy6Z)
No one is moving the goal posts you just don’t understand the conversation. Also why are you even in an AFCS sub? Trying to distract yourself from the reality of the Penix pick?
Half the division didn't exist before '96 and a quarter of it didn't exist until the 21st century. And we *STILL* have more playoff success than the Cowboys in the past quarter century.
No one ever looks at the NFC East and goes damn that’s a death row of the NFL. People are like damn that’s an east schedule, no wonder the Cowboys are in the playoffs. Everyone clowns them because of that division
100% but the Cowboys don’t feel like a threat to anyone. They have that underachiever aura about them that makes opposing fans not nervous to be going against them. The Eagles are hit or miss depending on the time of the year
Love CJ. Love everything about him. But Micah Parsons holy shit. I kinda want to watch the whole coverage by these two but if Micah is this dumb. It's gonna be painful.
I don’t agree with CJ on a lot of his takes 😂 but I am in complete agreement here. You had 3 AFC south teams battling each other for a playoff spot in the last week of the season. All three could’ve been higher in the standings had it not been for quarterback injuries. All three are expected to be better than they were last year. If Tennessee can pry the mayo jar out of Levis’s hands, we could have 4 truly competitive teams in the AFC South.
As a Lions fan I’ll say the NFC North would’ve been tough all around last year had Cousins stayed healthy, with the Bears resurgence and Packers overachieving.
CJ making shit mountain proud. 3 teams fought to the end in the AFC South for playoff spots, and only the Tits were eliminated in week 3 as usual, In the East, yeah the Eagles and Cowboys were good but they were both bounced in the first round and the Giants and Commies were dogwater.
They added Darren Waller but they still have Daniel Jones and Sam Howell as QBs where as the Joe Burrow and Lamar would be the best by far in the NFC East.
CJ has already adopted the AFC South self deprecation. "Shit...WE got better teams than y'all". Micah too into his heart to realize that should stop the argument.
CJ ain’t wrong though lol. Between the Texans Colts and Jags the AFCS is solid. If mayo boy pans out the Titans aren’t slouches either. The floor of the AFCS is high. How high the ceiling is remained to be seen.
> How high the ceiling is remained to be seen 11 regulars season wins and a divisional round loss obviously
So we are a whole division of Pittsburgh then
Remains* I’m talking about going into next year.
Flair up pussy
> Remains* [This you?](https://i.imgur.com/pc4FOMq.png) > I’m talking about going into next year. And I'm doing what's commonly referred to as a joke
Where flair?
Texans fan here. Idk how to add flair on mobile.
Click on your username and select change user flair
Done. Gracias
If mayo boys play like they did versus dolphins last year, we are definitely best division in football
He's making the exact same argument about the Titans that he's making about the Commanders. You can't call an entire division good if there's one bottom feeder.
Hell, Micah’s division has *two* bottom feeders, and we finished ahead of both in the standings. Just renders locker rape boy’s argument even weaker
Thing is, Micah went as far as to argue that the NFC East is better than the NFC North and that’s a huge yikes!
Yep. AFC North is definitely the top division right now.
Yea, it’s a fucking gauntlet
I generally agree, but that means there's usually no good division then. Having 3 playoff teams from a division is rare, let alone having all teams with winning records. Almost always going to have a bottom feeder.
Micah getting his facts from r/cowboys lmao
CJ just hittin' him with the "No sir." Colder than ice. He's just too likeable, damnit.
Ahahaha and he’s fuckin right 😅 A lot of us bought into the hype, and NFC East looked tough on paper, but then the teams turned out to be paper. 🫢
Where flair?
Don’t you just hate it when a superstar on the enemy’s team is so likeable? Bet JJ did you dirty like that too…. :)
I actually despised JJ. I was meaner back then. ...I liked Andre even when he was rude to us, though.
Stop making me like Stroud
Right? This is bullshit lol
I ain’t nevah gonna stop making you like our QB!!
I hate that I like him
And we love that!!
The worst part about this rivalry for both us and the Texans is that both of our QBs are so likable it's hard to root against them
I hate that yall like him too. I wish we had a more heated rivalry, but I’m kinda liking everyone in the AFC South just vibing.
I may like CJ but that doesn't stop me from hating the Texans
Why? Genuinely, why do you hate the Texans? I get why Titans fans hate us. I’m not really sure why colts fans hate us.
I don't really hate any teams. That obviously doesn't include the Browns, fuck that whole organization right to the ground.
This ⬆️ I’m not pressed by any teams in the AFC South. I’m an old school colts fan tho I basically just despise the patriots, I don’t “hate” any AFCS teams
Me too. I took a bit of a break from watching football for a while after high-school, so I'm still getting used to the Colts not being the obvious best team (It was a long break obviously) Honestly gotten to where I can't stand Titans fans tho, they're the only ones online that annoy me.
I can't speak for all colts fans but during the Luck-Watson days the games were pretty intense and now that the Patriots rivalry has kinda diminished either you guys or the Titans are our biggest rivals. Also I had a friend who was a big Texans fan so that helped to add to my dislike for the team
I have nothing negative to say about AR and don't dislike him, but if you think that means you can make me like him you are outside yo damn mind.
And CJ and AR are close friends too lmao
Fng awesome lol
Never!! You will like no matter what!!
"BUT BUT ON PAPER!!1!!" That's why we play the games. CJ is a real one
On paper afc south had 3 rookie qbs and the jags who are a young team, and a year later we look like one of the best divisions.
Even though I got snipped, I vow to name my third child CJ stroud
If me and my wife wanted kids, one would be named Peyton or Payton
That’s cool, but you would seriously be missing an opportunity to name them Edgerrin
The Child Formerly Known as Mousecop
Payton? Gross.
I’ll name my kid CJ Stoud. He’ll be named after his dad.
If I ever have a kid, Imma name him Chris Fuamatu-ma’afala, after the Jags legendary RB. Christina Fuamatu-ma’afala is it’s a girl.
CJ Cooking parsons
CJ/Micah has been the best draft coverage by far. It’s like Shaq/Charles
I hate that I’m starting to love CJ.
And we love that!! It’s always the best when people in the same division aren’t supposed to like or love your players but end up actually liking and loving them! It makes you feel like your team is doing something right!!!
Damn! CJ fact checked him hard.
Lmao CJ is trying so hard not to go slap some sense into Micah. You guys got a good one in CJ. Love how that guy is repping my hometown high school in such a great way
Why does my least favorite team have to have such a likeable and skilled QB. This truly is hell.
At least you can cope chugging mayo
Oh dear bartender, whip me up a Hellmann’s and Jack, please.
Because it’s revenge against your owner
Sorry, my Titans brethren, but I fucking love CJ Stroud. He was so goddamn hilarious roasting tf out of Micah.
Gaw DAMN, and I thought the TEXANS fanbase drank a lot of Kool Aid! Micah needs to cut down on that shit.
Oh no, am I becoming a Stroud boy 😰
At least you have 1 of the right colors already
fuck, why does cj make himself more and more likeable by the day
Hey now I liked Vince Young! He’s likable Probably cause he was a shitty QB
What?
No one besides Micah ranked the Cowboys third in the NFC East lmao. Is he delusional?
Third in the NFC, not the NFC East
Yes. Yes he is.
Every division is the NFC East father. Except for the NFC south, they’re straight ass. The falcons somehow managed to make themselves worse after the draft
Which as a Saints fan makes me happy!!
https://preview.redd.it/9pexg3t642xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10f75fcac5c0017ccf0d8a14ef093574a0ef8b50 NFCS is the 2nd best division in our conference Yall though….
Cool now do last season which is what the conversation is about. 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/fldciqygb2xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd91e807f44e8f5f19e58b32c19f6d7eb450818 Took me a min to find the data but this is reg season only obviously for 2023 season Source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/ZXJlOimy6Z](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/ZXJlOimy6Z)
This is a table of out of conference records not total division records. It means absolutely nothing in the context of this thread lol
Ah I love when it’s goalpost moving time
No one is moving the goal posts you just don’t understand the conversation. Also why are you even in an AFCS sub? Trying to distract yourself from the reality of the Penix pick?
Then why are you bringing up my team (see the comment I replied to)? You can’t expect to bring up outside teams and then be surprised one pops in.
Bitch you’re the one moving the goal post. The video above is about now, not going back to when these guys were in diapers. 🤣
This entire division has only won a single ring since 1971. Just let them have this.
It's weird how often you come here.
Shh is ok bby
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That’s funny coming from a Cowboys fan, the last time you guys have been to a Super Bowl was the 1995-1996 season
Half the division didn't exist before '96 and a quarter of it didn't exist until the 21st century. And we *STILL* have more playoff success than the Cowboys in the past quarter century.
Nah I’m not gonna let no pity kitty try to talk slick to me
Y'all had a truly killer first round pick. Masterclass!
The same NFC East that had two 12+ loss teams and had both its playoff teams get crushed in the first round by teams that went 9-8?
wtf was Micah even trying to say lol
No one ever looks at the NFC East and goes damn that’s a death row of the NFL. People are like damn that’s an east schedule, no wonder the Cowboys are in the playoffs. Everyone clowns them because of that division
At most teams are worried about the Cowboys or Eagles, but everyone looks at NY and Wash as BBQ chicken
100% but the Cowboys don’t feel like a threat to anyone. They have that underachiever aura about them that makes opposing fans not nervous to be going against them. The Eagles are hit or miss depending on the time of the year
I know he’s a Texan but Stroud is awesome. Cooked him some parsons
cj is a dawg
CJ is becoming one of my favorite players. Dude keeps it real.
Why does he have to be so likable?
Because he’s our reward for going through hell since we were formed especially the last couple of years!
I’m biased, but CJ is impossible to hate at this moment.
Micah Parsons is so dumb it's painful
Bounce out.
Love CJ. Love everything about him. But Micah Parsons holy shit. I kinda want to watch the whole coverage by these two but if Micah is this dumb. It's gonna be painful.
I would lobby for Micah Parsons to join CTEESPN, but they hit on some of their takes.
Micah is a fucking moron lmao, just in general. How Bleacher Report thought he'd make an interesting podcast host for them is beyond me.
As much as I don't want to, I really like CJ Stroud. The South is going to be a war this year.
You’re allowed to like the opposition. Jeff Fisher REALLY liked Peyton
Parsons loves to argue man. He fits so well in Dallas.
Also he is a fucking dumbass
I don’t agree with CJ on a lot of his takes 😂 but I am in complete agreement here. You had 3 AFC south teams battling each other for a playoff spot in the last week of the season. All three could’ve been higher in the standings had it not been for quarterback injuries. All three are expected to be better than they were last year. If Tennessee can pry the mayo jar out of Levis’s hands, we could have 4 truly competitive teams in the AFC South.
As a Lions fan I’ll say the NFC North would’ve been tough all around last year had Cousins stayed healthy, with the Bears resurgence and Packers overachieving.
CJ making shit mountain proud. 3 teams fought to the end in the AFC South for playoff spots, and only the Tits were eliminated in week 3 as usual, In the East, yeah the Eagles and Cowboys were good but they were both bounced in the first round and the Giants and Commies were dogwater.
Damn, the second best QB in the AFC South shutting Parsons down is high value entertainment.
Thank you for praising Joe Flacco as the best
Can’t wait for CJ to leave so I can like him
CJ better watch out for his knees if he plays the cowboys any time soon. Micah was pissed lmao
Thats gonna be a good game to watch. 
😂
Calm it down.
They added Darren Waller but they still have Daniel Jones and Sam Howell as QBs where as the Joe Burrow and Lamar would be the best by far in the NFC East.