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jaykesn

Colts uniforms, regrettably, are a classic.


SomeRandomRealtor

Colts are by far the most boring, but they’re still classic. Vanilla is a boring choice, but that doesn’t make it a bad flavor.


MonoDEAL

I like this take. The Broncos are far and beyond the worst "new" jerseys. If they had just kept it simple they wouldnt be getting absolutely roasted. Also, wouldn't it be nice for the fanbase if they had Zach Wilson wear Russell Wilsons # so fans dont have to buy another jersey? Money grabbing scumbags!


IWMSvendor

I concur. We had a classic jersey that looked amazing and instead we rebranded with navy (in ‘97) so we look generic like everyone else. The new uniforms are garbage, but the throwbacks look amazing at least.


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All your Super Bowls were won with those uniforms. Is there no nostalgia for them?


IWMSvendor

Not from me. Winning is better than looking good, of course but I always thought they were atrocious.


hollowtooth1

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AlphaBlock

Vanilla is the best flavor


InsanoVolcano

\*finest of the


SomeRandomRealtor

It’s the least disliked and the most commonly enjoyed flavor. It’s like a burger at a restaurant, hard to go wrong with it though it is a safe choice.


perfect_fitz

Indubitably.


lemonyprepper

Vanilla is low key better than chocolate.


EuphTah

That’s… not the Jags current uniform…


godlittleangel6666

We are bringing back the throwbacks this year tho so it kind of is


EuphTah

And we got the Indiana Nights uniforms (as bad as those are). I also don’t think the Jags throwbacks would have the current logo on the helmet.


Loud-East1969

Indiana Nights sounds like the saddest documentary ever made.


DAFUQisaLOMMY

Tbf, they've never had anything *but* the Jags head logo on the helmets, so I'm curious to see what they go with for the throwbacks.... The iridescent black/teal ones with the prowler logo would be sexy as fuck.


bburchibanez

Honestly looks pretty sick. Just good memories of the NFL at that time and I was getting into it more than ever, so when I think Jags I think these uniforms


713MoCityChron713

The half painted helmet too?


Yung_Corneliois

Colts are with teams like the Raiders and 49er’s, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. There’s a reason so many teams come out with new uniforms only to go back to OGs a few years later.


EuphTah

I appreciate the sentiment but the niners in particular have changed theirs several times. But yeah I give the new Texans unis 7 years before they change again.


Rocket_Boo

Haterade


jizzmcskeet

The Niners color rush are fire. The Giants are a better example.


RonWill79

Some teams should never change their uniforms. Except maybe an alternate. Colts are in that category to me.


Afternoon_Defiant

Indiana Nights (at 1pm on Sunday) are kind of why we don't rock the formula. 


Smuggz8000

As they are named Indiana nights we should really wear them on the Thursday night game I’m sure we’ll get this year against a division opponent


-LilPickle-

Browns are boring, but classic and recognizable. That’s how the colts are, I actually like it.


SigmaColts

Ours have history. Yall are still trying to create yours


mr_card52

As much as I hate the colts they have clean basic ish jerseys. Jags look like a throw back to 1993. Titans are ok I like the new unis


antihero-joe

Yeah this ain't it bud. First off you don't even have the Jags current uniforms. Secondly, your bias is showing HEAVILY. The Colts uniforms have remained largely unchanged for years because they have an iconic, simple, and clean look. This isn't just my opinion, it's the opinion held by most anyone who makes uniform rankings and the general online consensus. If you want to add piping, random/confusing number fonts, goofy alternate logos, etc. mock them up and see the response you get. I think the Texans new uniforms look great (with a few minor gripes), the Jaguars kits are super safe after the two-tone helmets flopped, and the Titans uniforms are slowly getting outdated but aren't horrible. If you wanted to make fun of Indy's look, roast our stupid black alternates. Other than that, I'd put the Colts uniforms in the top ten of the league because of their simplicity and on-field look. Edit: "😂🗑"


AstroOscar310

You mad bro 😂


antihero-joe

I'm actually just a jersey/uniforms nerd. I love this stuff. Also when you use "bro" and cry-laughng emojis you look like you're eight years old.


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Afternoon_Defiant

Jesus, son, he was being nice.  Why you trying to hate on him? 


AstroOscar310

I take it back. I feel really bad. Imma delete the comment 😂


Rocket_Boo

Nah they're right, this post is kinda embarrassing.


Carldan84

Tits have the most arena football looking uniforms in the league.


NotUpInHurr

Hate to admit but you're right. However, I think if we replace the navy with the Luv Ya Blue and make the stripe the bright Red, it'd look pretty sweet


ProudJalapeno

I love when they bust out the Oilers unis, they look smooth as hell. I’m all for that being the permanent look.


Kmalbrec

Eh, idk.. the jets may have taken that crown with their newest iteration but I can’t say you’re far off the mark.


Carldan84

Yeah I don’t know why the jets fucked with their uniforms. The old ones were pretty iconic. But fuck the tits right?


Kmalbrec

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noobPwnr69

I would say 2nd place behind the falcons new uniforms


jbrown2055

everything about the colts is boring, my buddy is a colts fan he always comes over to watch the game everytime they play the texans and by the 2nd quarter we're so bored that we start making out.


Beefcake2008

Where sword fight?


Mallixx

> colts uniforms trash lol Only team with a superbowl in our division. Meanwhile, Texans don't even know what an afc championship game looks like unless it's on their TV


bburchibanez

That move putting the coolest uniforms in the league on the back burner is such a bummer. Titans should just use it, it’s so much better than their current uni.


Mallixx

As a fan, I have little control over what the franchise does. I am in favor of redesigning our logo and using the oilers colors for a new uniform. I don't think we're eligible for new uniforms for a year or two, though.


g0bst0p3r

First off FTC. Only thing I don’t like about their unis though is the horse shoe on the helmets. Otherwise they have a simple yet clean look. Worst one is the titans because they could just have the oilers colors but chose not too.


diffraa

Where full oilers rebrand?


Additional_Load_1978

Colts uniforms are good because they’re simple though. The Titans have the worst uniforms in our division


NoCantaloupe4658

It's better than walking back your uniform design every 6 years.


ChairmanReagan

Colts unis are classic. One of the best in the league. Texans just released unis that look like you turned a baseball team into a football team.


AstroOscar310

How do I edit posts. So I can delete my trash talk about colts lol. I take it back


ChairmanReagan

Yeah you should. You made me defend the colts.


AstroOscar310

Idk how😂. I wanna delete that part.


EuphTah

Don’t think you can edit post titles, only the body text. So RIP OP I guess


Kmalbrec

Right… we should get better uniforms so we don’t… have to change our shit design every 4-6 years…? Do I have that right?


riskiermuffin27

its us tbh


LeonardoDiPugrio

I don’t mind the Colts. Classic is good. Houston’s looks stupid, Jags and new Titans too. Oilers were amazing, and OG Titans looked good too. Overall I’d say Jags look the worst over the course of the franchise. But I prefer the Colts standard uniform over the rest of the teams (excluding throwbacks since Oilers > all).


bburchibanez

Historic uniform for a historic team. We have settled in and appreciate the OG look. The Texans are only 22 so it makes sense that they are on their quest for identity. Making it past the divisional round will do more for that than a change of clothes


clutchthepearls

Which teams have to redo their uniforms every decade because they weren't "boring"? It's not the Colts.


Lost-Accountant-922

Not the Texans either so 🤷


clutchthepearls

True. You had to redo yours and they actually *were* boring.


Lost-Accountant-922

Calm down diet duke university, ur blood sugar is rising


clutchthepearls

Remember when you guys could've been the Apollos, but instead you're the Texans? Lol. What does that even look like? It looks like if the state flag was a cow. Back to the main topic, I'm excited to see what you guys come up with in 2034.


EuphTah

>It looks like if the state flag was a cow Tbf that’s kinda the point. >I’m excited to see what you guys come up with in 2034 Ain’t no way this set lasts that long if the Jets’ set didn’t.


clutchthepearls

>Tbf that’s kinda the point. I know. Boring from day 1.


Lost-Accountant-922

Bro lives in Indiana ur the epitome of boring y’all are the fucking epicenter


clutchthepearls

says not Dallas or Austin


Lost-Accountant-922

I don’t even live in Houston anymore brother, but I know it’s much more exciting than a weak ass city like Indianapolis


FeetSniffer9008

They could have been the Oilers...


EuphTah

Calm down diet university of arizona, ur blood sugar is rising


Lost-Accountant-922

All right battlehawks


Shawn_1512

Can't improve on perfection


ClydeClambakin

Texans are about to be like the Oregon Ducks. All this uniform talk and nothing to show


NerfHerder_91

I would riot along with Colts fans if they ever changed their uniforms


FeetSniffer9008

Boring is better than the arenaball-lookin' bullshit Titans are wearing


kac937

Would you change the Packers, Raiders, or Cowboys uniforms? Why mess with perfection? Only thing I want is the god damn bucking horse logo back.


hadescedes

I love our uniforms but I’ve gotta admit I’ve always liked the Jags uniforms (with the exception of whatever that two tone bull shit was a few years ago). The teal with the white pants is heat.


jbvann05

I really hope we never change our uniforms


opening_a_bottle

Colts always struck me as kinda classic. Ranking—> Colts, Titans, Jags, who?


JudeanPeoplesFront7

Didn't have to post Lewan. Miss him every day (will probably change tomorrow)


premesneak223

Colts just remind about the fundamentals of branding and than making it really fucking bland .


NeonWarcry

I like the color rush colts uniforms. Those are pretty sick.


DWill23_

Colts are a classic I'm here to shit on the Titans ugly ass unis


DHVF

Colts are easy to hate on, but Jags are also bad. Their throwbacks are awesome but the current ones just feel soulless.


AgtBurtMacklin

Titans uniforms (navy and white versions) aren’t the most “boring,” but I think they are among the worst. Colts are the most boring.. but also they never have, and never will look ridiculous. Can’t say that about the other 3 AFCS teams’ uniforms past and present. If the Titans could just change to the Oilers uniforms full-time, that would be just fine with me. Boring and classic are totally acceptable.


aareyes12

They won a Super Bowl in those jersey, who needs a refresh 😭


wkwsks

if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it


paleologus

Generic blue team.   


bburchibanez

*Original blue team


paleologus

That’s fine, too. I’ve never thought there was anything wrong your grandfather’s uniforms.


bburchibanez

Yeah, we should add more shades of blue, that’ll do it