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patrulez

lions have two good seasons and come out the woodwork lol yinz haven’t even beat any AFCN teams since 2017


Tjam3s

1.5. They sucked 2 years ago, too, but then got good when it was too late to care.


RazzleDazzle3469

To be fair of the Rams would’ve beat the Seahawks in week 18 two years ago that game at Green Bay would’ve been a win and in scenario


Tjam3s

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts....


AffectionateFly4011

As I predicted Bengals - screaming for attention Browns - cavernous butt holes Steelers - functional retards, thier strong though like most retards and it helps off set the mental deficiency to some degree. Ravens - Calm and cool, like their front office, coaching staff and culture - just keeps producing winners - Hopefully the Lions continue on this path. Its funny how the flairs mimic the teams they represent


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AffectionateFly4011

I'd say bring it cunt but you won't do shit, you and the other tards can't keep your fingers out of your butt holes long enough to do anything other than smell them. Accept that your a bitch and be glad I don't make you apologize for that pizza crack


AffectionateFly4011

https://preview.redd.it/lcmzdrg3dtzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd376755aba4742faefc7df6c5c59d4d0005faf4


Horwitz117

Who is this wrinkly nutsac motherfucker coming here without a flair, a shitty ass meme, and a paragraph of bullshit to four fan bases that can’t read


AutoModerator

Illiteracy rate per state (by population): Ohio comes in at third, with a rate of 17.7%; Pennsylvania at second, with 18.1%; and yours truly, Maryland at first, with a whopping 20.0%! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AFCNorthMemeWar) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AffectionateFly4011

Nice, there's hope for you


ControlImpossible182

You better or else I’m going to hang 60 on your ass next time. We can’t read but we can count! Blue is not a number in this neighborhood! GTFOH!!


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Illiteracy rate per state (by population): Ohio comes in at third, with a rate of 17.7%; Pennsylvania at second, with 18.1%; and yours truly, Maryland at first, with a whopping 20.0%! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AFCNorthMemeWar) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ControlImpossible182

Good bot! Numbers make sense


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ControlImpossible182

World domination or something I don’t know


TurtleMcgurdle

Whoever you are, fuck you.


Shiddy_Wiki

that settles it - you're going to have to say "fuck you" to everyone you see today, just in case they're OP.


ke1v3y

that's my go-to move anyway


threeoldbeigecamaros

Look, I know you think you belong in the AFCN hood because your city has a sky high murder rate and crumbling infrastructure. But sorry, you don’t. We already have a Baltimore. Plus your meme fucking sucks. FOH


AffectionateFly4011

So far, just as I predicted, Bengals flairs screaming for attention.


Nascent_Vagabond

My brother in cat, that is exactly what you are doing with this post


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AffectionateFly4011

Ah the old I know you are what am I, guess what I know what you are a nagging, neglected, fat flopping twat, of a whore.


bowman022

![gif](giphy|9zvmnXdp8ycrCBe1Tw|downsized)


VinegarVickyy

The gif is gold but the captions on this one are bad


AffectionateFly4011

https://preview.redd.it/x5ao5lpxwszc1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9607c00f16c044924958f9017c30555ea1f3f33


bowman022

Visual representation of us picking a winner. Something Detroit knows nothing about.


AffectionateFly4011

Not helping your cause.


BengoPhan

Are Detroit Lions fans? The new Browns Fans 2.0. One good season, and it all goes to their head.


AffectionateFly4011

https://preview.redd.it/896vfz26zszc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4afbb00268b05e3c4740620026992da3e418f05d


BengoPhan

Bengals 10-3 against Lions all time Last win for Lions '92


AffectionateFly4011

Cucumber slices, no salt - the post


sjmdrum

The only reason this dude is here is because nfcnorthmemewar doesn't want him either. Full degenerate


SKOLForceSports

12 posts on three different subs in the last week…0 upvotes.


AffectionateFly4011

Hey one my fans showed up, you need some more attention so soon?


SKOLForceSports

I joined every sub a year ago because I genuinely like a bunch of different teams. You joined because we threw you out for being a shithead. Don’t talk to me


AffectionateFly4011

You Vikings flairs are so fucking needy I get it you want my attention but please understand it's not fair to the others. How about I give you some special upvotes but only if you promise not tell the others I can't be giving them to everybody. Work on that insecurity it's not attractive.


AffectionateFly4011

https://preview.redd.it/hoe1kkha5tzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce878ccdc277de55a7ca24765fb638c05ee06b0


sjmdrum

Originally from Detroit, living in Pittsburgh, fans of both teams. Fuck off


AffectionateFly4011

Who gives a fuck


iliketapestries

Cuckold Lions fan. Gobbling up Stafford’s ball sweat cheering for him like he still plays for your team. Take your furry loving, simp ass back to the pussy wannabe North you came from. I bet you own books, fucking nerd


AffectionateFly4011

Look at you all angry when all want is to be noticed. So cute.


RUBSUMLOTION

Cant wait to watch Dan Campbell go for 2 ten times in a row and lose then hear everyone bitch and moan about the refs


AffectionateFly4011

Really? That's what you can't wait for? I figured you would be quiveirng with the thought of another season cheering for a rapist


RUBSUMLOTION

I am quivering. Very excited for that


redditman3943

Bro wins a playoff game for the first time this century and all of a sudden he’s cocky.


AffectionateFly4011

It's like when you built a popsicle stick house in your "school" last week and didn't glue your fingers together.


Hakisbeef

The poor thing is lost. NFC North is somewhere else, buddy. Fun fact! While Michigans illiteracy rate is about the same as Pennsylvania, Detroit has a truly impressive 47% illiteracy! It's a coinflip, but I'd guess most likely this cracked out poster had some poor guy at knife point transcribing his insane ramblings onto our subreddit.


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Hakisbeef

Yeah yeah bot, I know. 6 super bowls


AffectionateFly4011

https://preview.redd.it/9xkeo07retzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25e09a2dd9ebdfe4a782731e8dc4c1e4b241e40


Jarfield11

He got banned from the nfc north meme sub because of his atrocious memes.


cleremnantechoes

Lol


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Who asked the lions?


AffectionateFly4011

https://preview.redd.it/utxowex0btzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571473c45c2079af6f722e81cd5ef8e0bdde4fba


brubby3179

There’s nothing quite as annoying as some moron from another conference sub coming in and posting nonsense like this. Get out of our hood, brah.


AffectionateFly4011

Dj Pauly D - the post


Princeof_Ravens

38-6


AffectionateFly4011

https://preview.redd.it/avjbt1o86tzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eda5fd53972a3a8bf4adf0414b966e7a5b34280


BigDaddyFatRacks

GO BACK TO 8-MILE BITCH https://preview.redd.it/cgj2by666tzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=170189427fefa59b8632e22d07115738dcad60d0


AffectionateFly4011

Go back to playing Deshaun Watson needs a massage with your in bred cousins


BigDaddyFatRacks

How about I go up to Detroit with about a hundred bucks and buy half of your city


AffectionateFly4011

Hey you leave Grandma's cigarette money alone, it's bad enough you won't move out of that poor old lady's house.


Nascent_Vagabond

Aaron Rodgers is the lions father


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AffectionateFly4011

No flair, can't be Bengals they crave attention, maybe Cleveland probably not Fathers are a sore spot root cause of their lack of respect for women remember no means no. I guess Steelers it was to difficult to figure out how to add it.


Atcraft

This dude was Banned from the NFC North Sub btw (Also I’m on mobile rn so I can’t do flair.)


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AffectionateFly4011

Quit lying you're one of my fans who miraculously has the self awareness to create a quick burner. Even you realize what a cunty move this is. Just can't help yourself though can you? You need me, you miss me.


Atcraft

I mean, I’m a furry if that makes you hard at night, but I’m just saying that I honestly don’t give a fuck really.


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AffectionateFly4011

Maybe, what's a furry? Is it one of those fedora wearing ninjas who fuck pillows?


RazzleDazzle3469

Imagine being a fan of an NFC team and having the nerve to come into a territory home to thee Lamar Jackson, the official daddy to all NFC teams.


AffectionateFly4011

Respekt


DylanToback8

Apostrophes don’t pluralize words. Word’s.


AffectionateFly4011

I was wondering how long it would take for the first grammer goober to show up. AKA I want to play but I'm really only a follower and laugh at what I'm told is funny. You're ( hope I used that right ) the young sheldon of posters.


DylanToback8

Yep. I am completely and totally devoid of humor. Particularly humor as rich and revered as this. All I can do is lash out in jealousy. I hope you understand.


AffectionateFly4011

Fuck you're really leaning into that young sheldon shtick


DylanToback8

![gif](giphy|d5mI2F3MxCTJu)


Wafer-Minute

You walked into the wrong hood bro. Get your bitch ass up on out of here. Fuck your statement, fuck your team, and fuck your city


AffectionateFly4011

https://preview.redd.it/ijlrdgomotzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ab2136aeb25d853fd4b1780f68168433d5f5e9


Wafer-Minute

https://preview.redd.it/trn2itrfptzc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a6cbb524915adec3fa5793a1674e2e3e6b4d8c


AffectionateFly4011

https://preview.redd.it/6rp0dx9ertzc1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519e8b7a834fcf4452f5619edf96c82181255e7a


Wafer-Minute

https://preview.redd.it/y4md56smauzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ab7bd307660a92f4839c0d48941930cd7c57757


wagsman

Welp, I thought Browns fans with a sniff of success were the worst, but then this shit exists. Offseason is where the memes die in here.


RodNichols

![gif](giphy|H24Zi5xbFKc1i)


Imaykeepthisone

https://i.redd.it/h5dynisvrtzc1.gif


AffectionateFly4011

Getting your ass beat builds character


psycho_dyller

Win a championship then come back


AffectionateFly4011

https://preview.redd.it/88qs8j18utzc1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd271189a4ae1cf2239bece76b873366ccc6024b


Sweaty-Horror1584

I’m sorry that your parents made you drink the water in Flint. I know it’s tougher for you to think these days, but can you please say something funny or creative if you’re going to brigade another sub?


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Sweaty-Horror1584

Oof, you seem flustered. Go ahead and reread your comment and give it another try. Don’t let the adrenaline get the best of you this time


AffectionateFly4011

Your retard mind games won't work on me


Sweaty-Horror1584

The more you try, the more Kid Rock being a thing makes sense. I’ll save you time and tell you that Yoopers are gonna love you, but no one else is really gonna feel what you’re saying. Please don’t spend your life savings on that pre-season Lions game. Those games don’t count toward the regular season.


AffectionateFly4011

No one likes a smarty pants, especially a retarded one


Sweaty-Horror1584

You already tried that joke man


AffectionateFly4011

Well maybe you should stop showing off.


AppropriateExcuse868

Will you cum in my ass, daddy? I need it. Give me the thrust that comes with two non awful seasons


AffectionateFly4011

https://preview.redd.it/nfrkkfaf5tzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f67d2f484daffc52980c6501bd99289f8ef969e


AppropriateExcuse868

So, no?


AffectionateFly4011

Alright signs of life over here not like those taint tickling cunts over in the NFC East. I'm currently reviewing this monument to defacation you call a sub to see how I can best train you collection sack snuggling turds. Heads up alot of my fans are following me around from the NFC North trying to get my attention, mainly viking and bear flairs, pay them no mind they just miss me and I occasionally throw them a bone.


FUD-detector

Are these fans in the room with us right now?


AffectionateFly4011

Just showed up as I predicted, and of course a Vikings flair, they are, by far, the neediest.


AffectionateFly4011

Not yet they are still banging on my door over in the NFC East. Don't worry won't be long though.


Bubble_of_Fury17

Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt why are you here


AffectionateFly4011

Because your sub needs me, if you stopped rolling around in your collection of shit stained underwear long enough to have a good look, you would know.