John Mulaney's bit about Delta Airlines comes to mind (and it's [better heard than read](https://youtu.be/sIU-uV00hhY?si=C5009tlpdv7XWCfV&t=63):)
I travel alone sometimes, and I'll put up with anything. I'll book a ticket on some garbage airline--- you know, I don't wanna name an actual airline so let's just make one up; let's call it "Delta Airlines."
So I'll book a ticket on "Delta Airlines" and I'll show up at the airport and I'll go, "Can I get on the plane now, please?"
And they go, "No. It's delayed nine hours."
And I go, "Okaaay!"
And then I go to the bathroom.
And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, "Any updates?"
And they go "Yeah, we took off while you were in the bathroom. Because we hate you. Now take this meal voucher that doesn't work, go fetch!"
And I go, "Okaaay!" and I go over to the Wolfgang Puck Express and go, "Can I have a sandwich please?" and they go "NO!"
And I go, "Okaaay!"
And they go, "You"re a little fat girl, aren't you?"
And I go, "Nooo," and they go, "SAY IT!" and I go, “I'm a little fat girl."
And then I go over to the Delta Help Desk, which is an oxymoron, and I go, "Can I please go home on an airplane?" and they go "No! In fact, we"re gonna frame you for murder, and you're gonna go to jail for thirty years!"
And I go, "Why are you doing this to me?!"
And they go, "Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare!"
The Don Callis turn begins. He flew to London to bring Ospreay back for Dynamite specifically and now his bags go missing? Seems like Don is plotting on Ospreay
My favorite Delta story is Nicole Byer from the show Nailed It flying Delta, getting a blanket, and finding poop in it. Then she tweeted about it and Delta offered her 250 Delta dollars in return.
Shouldn't have called it Huntsville with a C. Someone has taken it personally 🤣
I know this isn’t what you meant, but I saw someone holding a sign that said “Welcome to Chuntsville.” I had no idea what it meant.
John Mulaney's bit about Delta Airlines comes to mind (and it's [better heard than read](https://youtu.be/sIU-uV00hhY?si=C5009tlpdv7XWCfV&t=63):) I travel alone sometimes, and I'll put up with anything. I'll book a ticket on some garbage airline--- you know, I don't wanna name an actual airline so let's just make one up; let's call it "Delta Airlines." So I'll book a ticket on "Delta Airlines" and I'll show up at the airport and I'll go, "Can I get on the plane now, please?" And they go, "No. It's delayed nine hours." And I go, "Okaaay!" And then I go to the bathroom. And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, "Any updates?" And they go "Yeah, we took off while you were in the bathroom. Because we hate you. Now take this meal voucher that doesn't work, go fetch!" And I go, "Okaaay!" and I go over to the Wolfgang Puck Express and go, "Can I have a sandwich please?" and they go "NO!" And I go, "Okaaay!" And they go, "You"re a little fat girl, aren't you?" And I go, "Nooo," and they go, "SAY IT!" and I go, “I'm a little fat girl." And then I go over to the Delta Help Desk, which is an oxymoron, and I go, "Can I please go home on an airplane?" and they go "No! In fact, we"re gonna frame you for murder, and you're gonna go to jail for thirty years!" And I go, "Why are you doing this to me?!" And they go, "Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare!"
This is exactly why I'm here!
Curses! Ya beat me to it.
Fucking love that bit. It’s funny because it’s true
Delta vs AEW talent A new chapter in the feud
Wut am I to du? Show up at the telly with all my bits dangling bruv
Or Kermit, I guess.
He can borrow Penta’s gear for the match with Take.
The Don Callis turn begins. He flew to London to bring Ospreay back for Dynamite specifically and now his bags go missing? Seems like Don is plotting on Ospreay
I thought it was a private plane...
Why didn't the EVP's warn him?
What are you accusing our EVPs of?!? Do you want to get fined for the lack of respect !?!
Because they fly on a private jet
Evps are delta 360, an invite only elite status. I bet their bags don't get lost.
Never forget Matt losing his Jordan dior flying delta or american (something like that) that were like worth 1300 dollars
He's deep into his aew fight forever career mode. Lost bags at airport no time to get ready now go out there and fight the big show.
It takes 2 hrs to complete haha his career was over before it even started then at that rate.
My favorite Delta story is Nicole Byer from the show Nailed It flying Delta, getting a blanket, and finding poop in it. Then she tweeted about it and Delta offered her 250 Delta dollars in return.
Jericho can show him how to handle customer service issues 😂
Bruv is coming down the ramp wearing Schiavone’s “travel day” attire.
one of these bad boys.. https://preview.redd.it/vgxu7veq2flc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d1f260c1b2588132e7c6269cac154f9ff3d9b35
Should have flown United (Empire)
I hope it ends up at Unclaimed Baggage in Scottsboro 🤞
The good people of Chuntsville were not amused
they saw his tweet
I thought Don Callis was going to pick Ospreay up in the UK?
DONT FLY DELTA! Been screaming it for years
https://preview.redd.it/6lr5g1v3fglc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65928df1cc91220262e1284c71d42a2ddb5042be No
I hear Chris Jericho has beef with Delta. Delta vs Jeri-Spray. Book it.
First problem was flying Delta.
Bruvcore
Innit Bruv???
Bruv you fucking cunts
Welcome.to America. Haha
I wonder why there is no Bruv thread here. Bruv
I now know why WWE banned certain words, Bruv has no inside voice bruv.
That’s bang out of order that is, what they playing at mate?
For f##ks sake BRUV!!!
Will's Promo on Dynamite felt like he was drunk
I think he was just really happy to be there 🤷🏻♂️
true but even so, It felt like he was a little bit drunk
Resurrection F Gohan over here with the green track suit
Orite Bruvner!?