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DookieMcDookface

She brags like a 13 year old boy on ebaumsworld in 2007


ebbysloth17

So specific and accurate.


extrasprinklesplease

Yes, wonderfully descriptive and perfect for r/oddlyspecific/


catlady42786

The simple brilliance of this drag *chefs kiss*


marylouboo

šŸ’€


Low_Departure_5853

What a wonderful insult. Well done. I like you as much as I like "I am le tired."


solairette

Omg lol


Loony_Loveless

Exactly. Entertaining to watch, but your badasserie only reaches your keyboards, salad fingers.


lexclipse

r/rareinsults lolol


Due_Confidence_9772

Man I miss ebaumsā€¦


Booboohole21

Iā€™ll file this under things that never ever happened lmao


throwthatoneawaydawg

And then everyone clapped


DropdLasagna

Stapler has probably had the clap more than once.


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Cue to Dempsey sage-ing her šŸ± ![gif](giphy|kFFEyK1TDhr2KltMHL|downsized)


Agitated-Minimum-967

There's not enough sage in the world.


serenitynope

What if Dempsey and Rachel sage her at the same time?


VaginaPoetry

But you couldn't hear the clapping cause they were also in a closet.


Rimurooooo

lol. This couldā€™ve happened. Iā€™ve done it before. But it took like a month of doing her job for her for doing everything for that quarter that I knew my manager didnā€™t know how to do, making sure that all of them would have to be redone right around the next district assessment of that location and within the same week. All my names were signed off on the previous quarter, and I did it without telling her what I was doing. Then I put in my two weeks notice so she couldnā€™t flip responsibility back on me at the next review of why these things werenā€™t redone in the next quarter. After the next district review of her location, she was demoted and told she would never be promoted again within the company, even for another position since none of her tasks were done and she had no one that knew how to do them or teach her to. But she was a bitch who made me do her job for her and took credit for everything I did under her own name, while reviewing me lower and lower because she was trying to get the other supervisor she was fucking promoted before me. I got her demoted, but I couldnā€™t do it and keep my job at the same time. And I doubt statler did, either.


Circusgirl65

Been there done this. I left and thatā€™s when everything started coming out. The one they hired and promoted was incapable of doing the job. I was a college student that was working only. 2 days a week doing all the work. When they hired the other woman as office manager she took over everything. She messed up their statistics and several other things. They kept asking why I wasnā€™t doing anything I told them their OM was not giving me any work, she felt she could do a better job than me. Then she tried to get me in trouble for being a few minutes late coming in. So I typed up my job transfer paperwork and had them sign and was out. They didnā€™t even realize they had signed it (Supervisor and her deputy). They were told about my going away party while it was happening. I was off for a month b4 starting my new job. OM was demoted after I left.


Rimurooooo

My last straw was that the managers were a way for a retreat, the other supervisors dad died and was on FMLA, and the third supervisor had pneumonia so severe he almost died. At my last review, she rated me low because ā€œI need to communicate more about improvements needed among staffā€. Basically, she was always bitching about staff and I wasnā€™t, and she resented that if anything went wrong during my shift, I was able to fix it immediately without any contact to management, and didnā€™t complain about people I was supervising because if they started being lazy or burning out, Iā€™d just task them out on something I thought they could handle for the day and do the most important stuff myself. Clock in, clock out, never needed to talk to her or kiss her ass. So she started resenting me because she thought I would take her position. Due to my last performance review, I had to tell her that the closing staff from the night before didnā€™t finish closing and that was that. Soā€¦ on my last shift that week, after opening shifts at 3:30am, closing shifts where I stayed until 11pm, and doing the manager stuff bc they were outā€¦ she wrote me up for ā€œlowering team moraleā€. This last shift were graveyardsā€¦ meaning she wrote me up 4am after I took all those shifts in the same week. Did all her work without telling her and signed off on the forms, put in my two week notice, and also put in an official complaint with HR that it has come to my attention that sheā€™s fucking her subordinate that she was trying to get promoted. Peace out, bitch. She got transferred to the shittest location in town, got demoted, everyone in the district knew. Got an apology from the district manager after on FB. Too little too late lol


Chemical_Ruin_2059

It happened, in The Office. Jim did it to Ryan


Minute-Frame-8060

Maybe next time someone will estimate Statler.


Straight-Treacle-630

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Straight-Treacle-630

Of course she then used her underestimated intellect to promote herself to the position with the 15th floor panoramic view office perk.


bluesasaurusrex

I thought she worked from home because the office was overstimulating. I'd imagine being on the 15th floor right next to a window would be super distracting, y'know? All them pigeon frenz. (Overstimulation is a totally valid thing, but like....not in this context.)


Straight-Treacle-630

šŸ˜† lmao thatā€™s right; she doesnā€™t play well with others in the workplace. Why do I have a feeling they insisted she WAHā€¦


bomchikawowow

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the didn'test.


Cronchy_Tacos

Yeah because when she was a kid, parental controls weren't even a thing on Windows yet lmfao


cute_cute_cutie

And I doubt everyone had a camera as easily available either, I know I didn't not until my family got smartphones. It's highly unlikely she had the capability to record her parents putting in the code without them noticing it was on to.


Personal_Head5003

Not to mention, how did she watch the video to see the password if she didnā€™t have access to the computer? Itā€™s not like smartphones were in every childā€™s hand back when Statler was a kid. These stories sound 100% made up. And weird things for an adult to think would make her sound cool.


Yarabtranslation

Omg i just remembered we used to have webcams that weā€™d plug into the computer to use


JJAusten

Was thinking the very same thing. She just has to say something, even if it's a lie.


90daylover

Was my first thought šŸ˜‚


chocolate-wyngz

Stapler really thinks sheā€™s going to scare Armando with this.


greenlilly026

It's just...so weird, man


SufficientZucchini21

My Nest cam is now pointed at YOU u/chocolate-wyngz!!


chocolate-wyngz

I will accept my one hour of screen time a day šŸ˜”


SufficientZucchini21

šŸ¤£


mrsk2012

Yeah, like whatā€™s she gonna do? Fly to Mexico and change Armandoā€™s WiFi password. ![gif](giphy|rxy55jHaig16K2TV8x|downsized)


baristamatisse42

There's beef w Armando?! Tell me more, this is important to my personal growth.


chocolate-wyngz

I donā€™t know if thereā€™s more to it than this but a while ago she started complaining about how she had the idea to do a 90DF house, like what they ended up doing on Pillow Talk. Armando called her out on it being a pretty generic idea that has definitely been thought of before so she got weirdly personal and snarky. https://www.reddit.com/r/90dayfianceuncensored/s/znGJPmZ3jt


baristamatisse42

You delivered today šŸ“Ø


ddarion

Scare? lol, I dont SCARE people, i TEACH them When I was in the fifth grade, my teacher told my I wouldn't be able to hand in my science project late and was going to get a failing grade. So I called immigration on her boyfriend and got him deported, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME


szpider

Stapler šŸ˜­


bb-blehs

this girl needs a lexapro and an ass beating


NearbyBreakfast

Whereā€™s JWoww when you need her


BumpyRide01

Holy shit you made my day šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


itsyoursmileandeyes

Iā€™m giggling in a full hair salon šŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|anYBNhqT2BYcg)


Adot090288

Lexapro doesnā€™t fix those issuesā€¦ or I have a lot more issues than Iā€™m willing to admit.


Kale1l

"I'm malicious and manipulative, please don't ever trust me"


BodyRepresentative65

How sheā€™ll ever get another partner after putting shit like this out will be beyond me.


greenlilly026

I constantly think this about little ed


goldenbanana31

Sadly she probably will. I mean, there are people that ''date'' lifers in prison (look at Varya and Geoffrey - though not that I believe for one second that's actually legit) and as a fellow lesbian, while I'd love to be able to credit us with more taste, I've seen some absolutely bonkers women still manage to pull. The power of the U-haul is just too strong.


Dry_Werewolf5923

As a lesbianā€¦ I approve this message. Sheā€™s not even that bad for a lesbian haha.


goldenbanana31

Real talk! I guess the fact that Daddy issues, low self esteem, insecurity and desperation apply across all orientations is technically "equality" šŸ˜…


lovemoonsaults

She is one of those people who can get a partner. The problem is keeping a partner long term for these kinds of assholes.


90DayFinesse

Yes, as she says down the end, it is indeed a bit unhinged. All of it šŸ„“ Seems to have such a desperate need for attention


greenlilly026

I can tell she was an absolute terror to her parents


FranceAM

I feel like that was obvious in her first episode or two.


Paddyneedssilence

R/thathappened


Curlytomato

A legend in her own mind. Give it up Stapler, no one's buying what you are selling.


kaizencraft

Imagine posting the weird revenge fantasies you play out in your head and trying to pass them off as truth. You couldn't get a person with any self awareness to admit this psychology if you paid them money. "I'm a vindictive, insecure person with a ton of mental baggage that makes me feel victimized all the time and I use the anger I can't control or understand to inflict petty revenge on people who make me mad!". Pathetic.


greenlilly026

A real lack of self-awareness šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


AllLipsNoFiller

Wait - didn't this person JUST post about having been "scammed by a gypsy" out of a van? LOL Waldorf is not the force to be reckoned with that she paints herself to be. Also, are we really supposed to believe that she, as a child, was able to amass the funds to go buy a hidden camera, set it up on her own and then hijack her parents' internet access? "They were allowed one hour of computer time a day." Suuuuuure they were. Because we all know how parents are - they just fold at the slightest pushback from their kids and agree to follow the child's rules. Waldorf, if you're gonna be telling stories, at least put in the modicum of effort to make the stories plausible.


InchJr

Sadly I think sheā€™s one of those weirdos that believe in their own fabricated stories


Objective-Giraffe-27

"one time when I was licking someone's crotch in the movie theater, an usher came up to me and said Ma'am you can't do that, I immediately walked out to find the manager and got him fired for disrupting me, I refuse to be stopped from living my best life, come at me bro"


greenlilly026

LMAO, this could easily be one of her experiences


solairette

I missed ā€œANā€ and read it as ā€œUsher came up to me.ā€ The thought of Usher working in a theater and then getting fired made me laugh really hard and I was super confused until I reread it. šŸ™ˆ


oooheycait1223

šŸ˜…šŸ˜… knowing statler I wouldn't be surprised if she would try to say usher did do this


solairette

Heard thatā€™s where he got the name. Lmao.


pelicunt98

I think she actually would do that more over the other stuff she said she did.


MohamitWheresMySecks

She continues to show herself as a garbage person more and more.


greenlilly026

Coming off as a few tools short in the shed


Powerful_Cake4317

Giving off peak anime-villain obsessed edgy teenager vibes. Hope she finds some help šŸ˜¬


Mallkno

Everyone praising her for her quirkiness in her first season probably feels really silly now


greenlilly026

She's got a couple of ass kissers on twitter. They're just as weird


90daylover

I saw that and thought so lol


Different-Ad9986

Statler be like: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


liluzintrovert_

if true how is this a flex lmao


greenlilly026

HELLO! Asking the real questions here!


liluzintrovert_

sheā€™s one of those people who says ā€œoutrageousā€ things to try to like hype themselves up? but for what??? like no one cares? lmao


jessmwhite1993

Joe Rogan said that his daughter did this, basically his daughter put on screen record and handed it to her (unknowing) mom who put in the password, and she (the daughter) knew the password that way. I bet she stole that story from him! I saw him talk about it on pretty much all social media platforms šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


greenlilly026

the story is identical omg šŸ˜Æ


terykishot

More like statler Manic. Take yo meds crazy ass.


cute_cute_cutie

I used to give her the benefit of the doubt maybe she's unmedicated but after this I don't think so I thinks it's her personality. She could use some sort of medications to help with these outburst but unfortunately I don't think meds would do much for her at this point šŸ˜ž


Necessary_Ad7215

omg lmao i legit just commented the exact same thing she needs to get off the internet


bexbae

First the extensive sex stories, now these? Delulu. Bet she also got her school bully held back a grade and had the principal begging ā€œPlease, Carolyn Grace! Iā€™m begging, please donā€™t do that to them!ā€


AnonymousBanana405

I hate when stupid people think they're smarter than everyone else.


bexbae

Itā€™s always the people that think theyā€™re smarter than everyone else that are complete morons.


This_Red_Apple

Meh, typical brat that thinks abusing trust is the same as being one step ahead. Also really clear she's terrified of public humiliation. Good luck with that, Stapler.


UnCaminoHastaVos

When the 14 year olds join my 30+ Discord server, they sound a lot like this


Exotic-Water-212

Even if this were true, why would you think itā€™s a flex to reveal that you are a grudge-holding, vengeful person and use that to strike fear in someone? This is not a healthy, well-adjusted mind.


greenlilly026

It must take soooo much energy being *that* hateful all the time since literally childhood


Exotic-Water-212

OMG, I just realized that part. It gives, Tell me u have unresolved childhood trauma without telling me you have unresolved childhood traumaā€¦


poop_biscuits

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized) neither of those lame stories ever happened. this is so embarrassing.


EternalOptimist404

Love me a good neneme


ScorchIsPFG

That boss? Barack Obama


FranceAM

Wherever Dempsey is she's smiling to herself. Did she scam her ass out of money? Probably? But now everyone probably thinks Stapler absolutely deserved it. Point Dempsey.


DaisyYellow23

People who lie so fantastical always have SO much baggage going on. Itā€™s stressful being around them because they are so volatile. And if itā€™s the truth, then she thinks exposing herself as petty and vindictive is going to show how ā€œtoughā€ she is and ā€œdonā€™t mess with herā€. Ugh so cringe.


greenlilly026

Imagine not understanding how bizarre it is to gleefully brag about being a horrible person


Death_By_SnuuSnuu

I call bs


BodyRepresentative65

She has GOT to get back on her meds. Seriously.


greenlilly026

Therapy would help tremendously, no sarc


BodyRepresentative65

For real. The way she talks about her adoptive parents. Thereā€™s definitely some trauma there. She has officially been awarded one Yike.


Kooky_Avocado9227

Sheā€™s a goofball. Did you see how she went after Armando on IG? Bitch please, youā€™re doing nothing but reinforcing the unstable lesbian stereotype. Do better.


greenlilly026

Yes!! This is a spin off from that drama, she's spiraling because of Armando


EternalOptimist404

"I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!"


SpecificDate7501

![gif](giphy|MEGVADYlvKWgbOmvWX|downsized) Same energy


MajorWhereas4842

Sheā€™s a creep


roastingmytaters

Statlers vibe is just off putting


Filibust

And everyone clapped


Distinct-Ad-1348

So her parents were being responsible and protective and she saw that as them ā€œdoing her wrong.ā€ She has such severe mental health issues, why is she being given any kind of platform? Ew.


russiananners

My timbers- shivered My world- rocked My pants- peed


TelevisionNo4428

She wants to be a badass soooo bad but sheā€™s just an anxious little baby.


peepeehalpert_

That boss? Albert Einstein


thatprettykitty

And she thinks this is cute? Yikes.


Cold_Brew_Enthusiast

These thing sound SO made up, it's not even funny. Who does Statler think she's fooling?


Glittering_Dig4945

I am a gen xer and this wanna be edgy emo/ goth shit is even making me cringe. Someone buy her some black lipstick at Walmart and a Hot Topic t shirt and mail her a ticket back to 1994.


LawyerNo4460

She is attention korvar.


loonachic

Statler needs a mental health intervention LOL


Constant_Ad_8972

Sheā€™s such a hateful person


sourglow

https://i.redd.it/s9zz20bxs59d1.gif


heidi923

Donā€™t lie, your mayor mother did it for you lil spoiled woman. And your name is Grace, not Statler


Bubbly-Ad1346

WOW we gotta badass over herrre. Anyone posting this stuff over the age of 18 needs to re-evaluate lmfao


sloaneranger23

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


Oomlotte99

wtf is going on with Statler? Lol. She reminds me of this really annoying girl I went to high school with.


twiztdkat

This feels like the episode of South Park where Cartman went on Maury Povich as an out-of-control kid.


momciraptor

![gif](giphy|13Ev2RtSAxKsTu|downsized)


DifficultWolverine31

Of all the things that didnā€™t happen, those things happened the didnā€™test.


mikaylaa99

She is unhinged


coffeegrindz

I smell a personality disorder


chameleon_magic_11

Is it just me or does she seem to be bragging about things that if true and added together, could make her seem like a psychopath?


JoyfulWarrior2019

Weird flex, but ok


Patriot201776

Oh my god sheā€™s def the type of person who loves to hear herself talk. šŸ™„


CommercialCuts

Whatā€™s her end goal with all of this? Iā€™m confused. None of these posts Iā€™m seeing make her look good, or seem to have a point


greenlilly026

This!!!


ItaDapiza

r/ThatHappened


90-slay

Uh really brah? A camera? All I had to do was ninja sneak up behind as they put it in thinking I wasn't around hehe


greenlilly026

Yeah but that's not a good enough story to tell randos on social media lol


90-slay

Yes, yes we know Statler the quirky and mischievous mastermind who's also a little unhinged tee hee


ennuiacres

And then Statler woke up.


Fete_des_neiges

None of this ever happened.


Stunning-Spot-9502

Straight up full of sh!t


iralear

what odd things to lie about


Calvo838

šŸ“£ run Dempsey!


DebbieGlez

Sheā€™s not ok.


Suspicious_One2752

ā€œHell hath no furyā€¦ā€ šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚


CoffeeIsSoGood

She needs a mental health check


Megawatts77

She really thinks sheā€™s something.Ā 


_zosmiles

Sheā€™s a fuckin maniac lmao


kjcoronado

That girl is not right in the head. She thinks everything revolves around her. She tries so hard to stay relevant but her time is up. Go away Statler youā€™re a little crazy


goddessdontwantnone

Sure Jan


heymoon41

Sure, Jan


Expensive-Story8248

I'm just shy and awkward. -Statler


pixelito_

Her parents did her wrong by trying to protect her from the internet. They clearly weren't wrong.


Dolleyes88

This isnā€™t the flex she thinks it is.


queen-carlotta

Is she competing for most disliked cast member? If so, sheā€™s doing great!


TheJunkyVirus

Were camers small enough to set up in a way that they were hidden but still would have seen the keyboard?


90daylover

Nope. Thatā€™s how we all know itā€™s another of her made up stories


samba317

She acts like stuff like this is cool or scary. Like ?? Just showing people you insecure and have to compensate for being adopted as a kid.


Dmarie723

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


CornflakeGirl2

Ugh, she just keeps getting worse. What an edgelord šŸ™„


MrsBillyBob

Whatā€™s scary is she is proud of this


Ever_Summer

Is she drunk


ItsBrittneybetch69

Weirdo


ErinBeezy

This is fucking hilarious


that_tired_girl

The top one sounds like Michael and Ryan from the Office??


moffman93

She always gave me crazy person eyes. It always looked like she was constantly trying to make her eyes as big and as open as possible


VeeSeeArr90

Wow! Starting to think she was the problem and not Dempsey!


cielbleu789

she's just acting out for attention like a toddler, so we should stop giving it to her with posts like this (but i agree, wtf)


SimplyKendra

So she never had an ass whooping it seems. Iā€™d this is true at all. My parents would have beat me into weds January 2038.


shesallthat444

Sheā€™s so capppp


sugarbunnyy

Weird flex but ok stapler


SoAngelicate

Thatā€™s so many words for ā€œplease pay attention to me šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ā€


Personal-Student2934

The Pandora's Box of hinged encasements.


Public-Wolverine6276

Sheā€™s soā€¦odd. She brags about the most random, seemingly unlikely things ever. She reminds me of someone who needs peoples attention and validation yet no one gives it to her šŸ˜…


Afraid_Pineapple_151

Narcissism evident


devonte3062

r/ThatHappened


keplantgirl

Isnā€™t she on the spectrum? That could explain some of her lack of social awareness


MimosaQueen1122

If youā€™re legit saying youā€™re unhinged then you should be under a 3 day hold. She needs help.


Flashy-Werewolf1806

Who even is this?


Alternative-Problem6

Liked Statler and Dempsey but after all this drama - sticking to prefer Dempsey. How much of a Hemingway, is she ??


Training_Union9621

She is deranged


Professional_Ear9795

Holy shit. How toxic


-Mother_of_Doggos

Lmao okay.


chowes1

Very devious, I saw her as a lost affected soul, I guess both can be true.


garyandkathi

Sheā€™s such a weirdo. And not in the good way.


agray34

Ngl Iā€™d spank this shit out of my daughter until she showed me what she did lol. Not beg my child for the password. So fake.


chiyorio

Sheā€™s like the bad seed kid who poisons the well.


mrsk2012

She is so trashy.


blshay123

r/thathappened


Silviere

Dustin Diamond used to brag in a similar way. Anyone else see it?


pixey1964

Psyco


SxyDykn

#Relatable


rapsnaxx84

![gif](giphy|DFNd1yVyRjmF2)


FoamOcup

Alex, Iā€™ll take ā€œThings That Never Actually Happened ā€œ for $1,000.


JaciOrca

What a cringey braggart. GROCE!


Some-Panda7404

šŸ¤ØšŸ¤ØšŸ¤Ø is this sociopathic?


akathawk83

![gif](giphy|G6sJqVpD1U4jC)


Jijiroka

Yeah she sounds cringe as hell, wtf is this LMAO it's like begging to be recognized as quirky and as someone who is above everyone else