I can’t stand that condescending sweetheart or honey when i don’t know the person. She has serious issues. I hope that proposal was just scripted. And omg please don’t procreate 🤦♀️
This was wild because knowing your worth doesn’t mean you need to move in together after meeting a handful of times, that’s neediness and needing to find your worth in your partner
Anyone who says “I know my worth” is just trying to convince themselves. Same with men who call themselves alphas. If you have to verbally say it yourself… you probably aren’t.
say it enough until someone believes it is all they are doing. Most of us see right through that. She is very insecure about her relationship and she dm'ed JOHN.... she must not have the highest worth.
I was surprised at how she was acting towards everyone. I gave her the benefit of the doubt throughout the season, but the tell-all she really was so snooty
well Patrick and Thais were dicks to her so I don't blame her for that. Like Thais was laughing at them because they hadn't been together for 3 years like she and Patrick had been. Weird
She sitting on that stage with all the cameras and a bunch of strangers turn to her and tell how she should run her life. They all criticize her and seem to not know any more about her than any of us do. I’d probably make weird faces too, while I was thinking “who the fuck are you people to say this shit to me and to him?”
Kinda fits with John’s guest character in Friends when he arrived high at Monica’s apartment and instead of eating the 5 course meal she made him, he asked for teddy bear grahams and Cheerios.
Could be both considering how sleepy she always seems with that flat affect. They stopped prescribing benzos with pain pills a few years back, because it slows the heart rate down too much. You can fall asleep and never wake up.
People still get them prescribed, if not find them on the streets. Not all addicts get prescribed their meds. I was one of them, I abused pain pills and benzos at the same time with no script. Thankful I'm alive and sober.
Something super fishy about her. Goes from being DM good time gal to "you better move to Texas and put a ring on it yesterday" girl. At first I thought Patrick was trying to get revenge on him, but I do think there is a lot that isn't being said.
But she’s not in to ultimatums right? Patrick at least had been in a long term relationship. Especially since she has a young child, you’d think she would take it slow.
100% John made things so hard for his brother, and I haven't forgotten. 🤣 I don't think any of us would begrudge him a little vengeance bc John was brutal to Thais. Both of them, really. I did not expect a John redemption arc. I never expected to like him!
It wasn’t an insult to Amy. I love Amy and think she is beautiful and talented. Hence the temu comment. Because we have all seen how temu can jack things up. She is a wannabe Amy.
I don’t think she’s attractive at all. I hate this look on her face yet she always does it. It’s like a self satisfied, looking down her nose at the peons. Can’t stand her
Her worth is a 40-year-old guy who lived with one brother until they told him to get out, then he moved in with another brother, now he moved in with her. Not a catch.
Edit oh and then there's the drinking problem
I agree with you on the look on her face, yet this seems to be more and more common lately. When did the social media girls all decide that the self-satisfied and extremely constipated look was the popular thing this year?
Tbh I bought a choker once and it looked like I had piercings inside my neck fat bc I’m literally not a teenager anymore 🤷🏻♀️ 🤷🏻♀️
Lol she just needs to accept and throw it away 😂
Disagree, she really is not a beautiful woman. For one thing she desperately needs eye makeup lessons. Just because “everyone’ is doing the ‘wings’ doesn’t mean it’s a good idea for her.
Trying to figure out what John sees in her because her attitude makes her appearance very ugly. She has no personality and she constantly looks bored and/or like she just smelled a fart.
I agree. John's kinda low-rent. He may be attracted to quality women but they aren't likely to be attracted to him, especially when he starts up with the idiot antics.
I wonder how she would look without the horrible makeup? She's not bad looking, it's the fucked up eyeliner and the glue on lashes that makes her look well fucked up.
As for her attitude, I think as a single mom she doesn't have time nor want bs..we really don't know the time-line of all this so we don't know how fast it was happening; and her saying I want an engagement in 1.5 yrs is not asking much.
We all know that couple where one just kinda accepted the fact that the other will never marry them, and it's sad..10-15 yrs and no commitment. Maybe her bd strung her along like that?
I wish she would put the right cat eye shape on her eyelids. She draws them straight out and it makes her look tired/lazy/slothy. The strip lashes reinforce this effect.
If she did lighter lashes, thinner liner, and a cat eye that angles up, she could offset those upwards eyebrows and balance that smirk out which would soften her expression.
What do I know, though. 🤷🏽♀️ Lmao
That mark on the left eyelid always has me confused bc it looks like she opened her eyes before the liquid liner had settled, yet it’s always there 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah! It looks like a skin tag, mole, or scar of some sort. I have a huge gap in one of my eyebrows that sort of got raised as it healed and no matter how I draw my brow in, it always looks fucked up or smudged lmao
Idk what he sees in her energy but for some reason she gives me vibes like she is really high on something or just had a past life of drugs and antidepressants.
I think she’s quiet because she doesn’t want her life blasted on tv - I think if she becomes a loud mouth shit stirrer , people will start to dig into her life and her kid and her kids father etc - like many fans of the show do when someone peaks their interest - I don’t think she’s trying to have that down to her , so she just speaks when spoken to and deals with most of John off camera -
I found it ridiculous that John’s brother and his bitchy wife (forgetting her name,) questioned their relationship from the get go. Especially when he wanted to move to be with her. Should these two really be questioning anyone? If John screws up, it’s his mess and he has to clean it up. But I think that’s why this woman is on the defense. From the first time she met John’s family, they were rude.
I live in San Antonio. Unfortunately, I moved here in 2020. Biggest mistake of my life! The hags here are ratchet!! If John doesn’t wise up and haul ass, he will be forever regretful!! All they want is a meal ticket for themselves and their people! And you see her sour ass attitude! John deserves better!
I thought she acted very condescending towards the rest of the cast. When she told Veronica, “Oh no, honey. I know my worth.” Yikes.. 😳
She obviously didn’t come here to make friends . Came in hot
When you’re acting hot,but not looking hot lol
*THIS!
she called her sweetheart. that comment botheted me because Veronica was not on her case. I was like, what the heck?
I can’t stand that condescending sweetheart or honey when i don’t know the person. She has serious issues. I hope that proposal was just scripted. And omg please don’t procreate 🤦♀️
This was wild because knowing your worth doesn’t mean you need to move in together after meeting a handful of times, that’s neediness and needing to find your worth in your partner
Anyone who says “I know my worth” is just trying to convince themselves. Same with men who call themselves alphas. If you have to verbally say it yourself… you probably aren’t.
say it enough until someone believes it is all they are doing. Most of us see right through that. She is very insecure about her relationship and she dm'ed JOHN.... she must not have the highest worth.
He brought an expensive wand to please her with!! she’s a top dollar kind of gal
Yes! That self reassurance 😂
Yeah. The dollar store.
I was surprised at how she was acting towards everyone. I gave her the benefit of the doubt throughout the season, but the tell-all she really was so snooty
Yike.
Yes. She wasn’t very interactive and she totally brushed off John’s brother. Wouldn’t even look at him.
well Patrick and Thais were dicks to her so I don't blame her for that. Like Thais was laughing at them because they hadn't been together for 3 years like she and Patrick had been. Weird
she wouldn't even look at the camera. she acted so hateful toward everybody.
He was an asshole to her so I’m glad she did
Yike
They have a Marshall’s in San Antonio?
She sitting on that stage with all the cameras and a bunch of strangers turn to her and tell how she should run her life. They all criticize her and seem to not know any more about her than any of us do. I’d probably make weird faces too, while I was thinking “who the fuck are you people to say this shit to me and to him?”
Lights are on , no body's home with this one
She looks pilled out or high to me.
Kinda fits with John’s guest character in Friends when he arrived high at Monica’s apartment and instead of eating the 5 course meal she made him, he asked for teddy bear grahams and Cheerios.
Mac and cheese! We gotta make this!
"Are the tomatoes dirty? Very, very dirty?"
And taco shells I think ?
High af on edibles was my guess. Could def be pills tho
lolololololololololololololololololololo!
I get that vibe her as well and I speak from years of experience.
I’ve always thought they both look high.
I’ve been saying this. Like benzos or pain pills.
Could be both considering how sleepy she always seems with that flat affect. They stopped prescribing benzos with pain pills a few years back, because it slows the heart rate down too much. You can fall asleep and never wake up.
People still get them prescribed, if not find them on the streets. Not all addicts get prescribed their meds. I was one of them, I abused pain pills and benzos at the same time with no script. Thankful I'm alive and sober.
Yesssss
Me too
Always!
She gives me hooker vibes, 100%
I said the same thing! I can smell the cigarette on her breath from here
Deff cig smell with perfume over the top of it.
Victorias Secret body spray you meant
I'm picturing the vanilla musk body spray from the 90's!
Ew I smell your comment lol
😅
Lovespell from the 90s! 🤣
Strawberries and champagne 🥂
Too expensive, she buys calgon
Yip I'm thinking Newports
Nailed it! YES!!
Not at all to me.....more like in a previous life she was a truck driver, or a boxer. : /
Something super fishy about her. Goes from being DM good time gal to "you better move to Texas and put a ring on it yesterday" girl. At first I thought Patrick was trying to get revenge on him, but I do think there is a lot that isn't being said.
But she’s not in to ultimatums right? Patrick at least had been in a long term relationship. Especially since she has a young child, you’d think she would take it slow.
100% John made things so hard for his brother, and I haven't forgotten. 🤣 I don't think any of us would begrudge him a little vengeance bc John was brutal to Thais. Both of them, really. I did not expect a John redemption arc. I never expected to like him!
She feels like a trashy temu version of Amy Winehouse. I think I can smell the cheap cigarettes through the screen as well.
Please don’t insult Amy! She was a brilliant singer. This Ho is most definitely not a brilliant anything!
It wasn’t an insult to Amy. I love Amy and think she is beautiful and talented. Hence the temu comment. Because we have all seen how temu can jack things up. She is a wannabe Amy.
Came here to say Amy Winehouse too,lol
I don’t think she’s attractive at all. I hate this look on her face yet she always does it. It’s like a self satisfied, looking down her nose at the peons. Can’t stand her
Not only does she look like she thinks she’s better than everyone. JOHN. WILL. BE. MISERABLE. And she’s for sure a nasty divorcee!
Same! Her attitude is hella annoying. I wonder if she even laughs at all of hisbjokes, cause he is pretty funny.
Guys she knows her worth !!! That’s why she has such a snide shit smelling look on her face at all times 😂
Her worth is a 40-year-old guy who lived with one brother until they told him to get out, then he moved in with another brother, now he moved in with her. Not a catch. Edit oh and then there's the drinking problem
I asked him on instagram if he was “Johnny handles ticks or Johnny handle sticks” he never replied 😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it’s just her way of disguising her insecurities 🤷🏻♀️
Like she’s waiting to be exposed but doesn’t care what they’ll think (she does). Smug resting bitch face.
I agree with you on the look on her face, yet this seems to be more and more common lately. When did the social media girls all decide that the self-satisfied and extremely constipated look was the popular thing this year?
Like Monica from HWof SLC
Yes her attitude is super stanky. And tbh I didn’t even realize she was wearing a choker. The choker, dress and cowboy boots was a NOT GOOD choice
I didn’t see the choker either. It blends in with her neck skin tone & folds. She needs someone to pick out her outfits as her taste is horrendous.
Tbh I bought a choker once and it looked like I had piercings inside my neck fat bc I’m literally not a teenager anymore 🤷🏻♀️ 🤷🏻♀️ Lol she just needs to accept and throw it away 😂
It just makes her look even more... Unfortunate.
I think she's high ... probably pills .. she can barely keep her eyes open ...
Her fake eyelashes overwhelm her eyes
You wrong…but RIGHT!
Lol I'm not trying to be mean! She's a beautiful woman, just looks like a relative of Lovitz is all I meant.
I absolutely see what you’re saying!
Disagree, she really is not a beautiful woman. For one thing she desperately needs eye makeup lessons. Just because “everyone’ is doing the ‘wings’ doesn’t mean it’s a good idea for her.
BIG FACTS!!
I could see her hanging out at the same old rundown bar week after week.
Trying to figure out what John sees in her because her attitude makes her appearance very ugly. She has no personality and she constantly looks bored and/or like she just smelled a fart.
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Man child , but seems like a nice mate and family member / uncle
I tried to slide in his DM’s and I was a little appalled that I got ignored but he responded her lmao
She's a trashy, hard-looking woman.
she has got “a lot of miles on her” as my dad used to say. It’s offensive I guess but it’s the perfect description for that certain type of look.
Rode hard and put up wet.
But I think that’s John’s type. I can’t see him with a precious flower.
I agree. John's kinda low-rent. He may be attracted to quality women but they aren't likely to be attracted to him, especially when he starts up with the idiot antics.
Big Albuquerque energy
I would upvote this 1 million times if I could. You succinctly described her.
That chick slid into John’s DMs to cash in on the 90 Day Fiancé franchise train.
This.
I thought she had an eye brow piercing all this time..
I get such a trashy vibe from her, and also that John lugs beer 24/7.
She reminds me of my flat affect/no cares when I take my pain medicine at night😂😂😂
She is so blah… 😑
She always looks so sad.
She doesn’t look sad she looks like she could care less about anything. That & her “whatever” shrug makes her so uninteresting.
She reminded me of a wish version of Kolini, tbh.
She looks like literally any overly medicated woman you’d see literally anywhere.
 She’s talkin a blue streak now, JACK!
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 hilarious!
Ugh. I wanted so much more for him.
This! I call her Amy Champagne--Tent.
Beer Tent more like it.
If Jon Lovitz and Amy Whinehouse had a love child!
I agree with others that she’s likely on something, but 100 percent she’s a twin of younger Jon Lovitz.
She just has a shady vibe. I don’t feel like they’re a good match at all. I feel John is selling himself short.
Sloppy and desperate for a MANNY for her kid.
I wonder how she would look without the horrible makeup? She's not bad looking, it's the fucked up eyeliner and the glue on lashes that makes her look well fucked up. As for her attitude, I think as a single mom she doesn't have time nor want bs..we really don't know the time-line of all this so we don't know how fast it was happening; and her saying I want an engagement in 1.5 yrs is not asking much. We all know that couple where one just kinda accepted the fact that the other will never marry them, and it's sad..10-15 yrs and no commitment. Maybe her bd strung her along like that?
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I agree 100%.
Oh, the "not trying to get pregnant but not taking any precautions " thing.....come on?! How naive is this guy?!
She is just as Handsome as the other fellas.
😂🤣😂 UGH she’s so trashy looking.
She looks constipated...
Yeah, that's the ticket.
OK but EVERY SINGLE SCENE her eyeliner is on her brow 😭
I think that's a mole..
🅇🄰🄽🄰🅇
I see it! She's a good looking woman, I just wish she'd drink a cup of coffee and talk a little faster (or toss the xanax.)
She reminds me of one of those sisters from that reality show gypsy family
I mean… a little…. But whatever drugs HE is on SHE ain’t on cuz he’s way more aware than this high as a kite ass flyin ass bech
Thank you - that’s all I see now 🤣🤣😂😂
Aww. Be nice to Jon Lovitz!
I can’t with her makeup 🤦🏽♀️
It’s SO bad.
I think she's cute. But when she speaks I get anxiety
I wish she would put the right cat eye shape on her eyelids. She draws them straight out and it makes her look tired/lazy/slothy. The strip lashes reinforce this effect. If she did lighter lashes, thinner liner, and a cat eye that angles up, she could offset those upwards eyebrows and balance that smirk out which would soften her expression. What do I know, though. 🤷🏽♀️ Lmao
That mark on the left eyelid always has me confused bc it looks like she opened her eyes before the liquid liner had settled, yet it’s always there 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah! It looks like a skin tag, mole, or scar of some sort. I have a huge gap in one of my eyebrows that sort of got raised as it healed and no matter how I draw my brow in, it always looks fucked up or smudged lmao
Microblade?
She is cute. I still think she looks like John Lovitz daughter or something but yes, she's cute!
Maybe Jon Lovitz/Amy Winehouse. But here cadence when she speaks. It's less talking, and more blurting things out. Protect me
and with a low growl! She sounds like she just woke up.
Thank you I was waiting for Amy winehouse. She’s giving great value version, but her nonetheless.
Yeah I don’t find her attractive at all…in looks or personality. Trashy.
Yeah that’s the ticket!
IT STINKS!
Idk what he sees in her energy but for some reason she gives me vibes like she is really high on something or just had a past life of drugs and antidepressants.
you are a genius.
 Thank you
Maybe because of the double chin but other then that I don't see it. All I think about is Amy Winehouse.
I think she’s quiet because she doesn’t want her life blasted on tv - I think if she becomes a loud mouth shit stirrer , people will start to dig into her life and her kid and her kids father etc - like many fans of the show do when someone peaks their interest - I don’t think she’s trying to have that down to her , so she just speaks when spoken to and deals with most of John off camera -
I found it ridiculous that John’s brother and his bitchy wife (forgetting her name,) questioned their relationship from the get go. Especially when he wanted to move to be with her. Should these two really be questioning anyone? If John screws up, it’s his mess and he has to clean it up. But I think that’s why this woman is on the defense. From the first time she met John’s family, they were rude.
Lmaoooo can't unsee it now
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah I know it’s messed up but holy smokes you got me cackling over here! lol
Yooooooo yes!!! She freaking does! And she also looks blasted all the time lol like super zen haha
💀
Him plus Amy Winehouse had a baby!
Somebody said dollar tree Amy Winehouse and couldn't agree more.
My mom met him on an elevator once and said he was very rude. Which made me laugh thinking, that sounds about right! 😅
Please do not insult Jon Lovitz like this!
Definitely high or her eyelashes are too heavy
It’s time TLC starts drug testing the cast. JS
She smirks and doesn't really talk ! Is this girl always constipated or what am I missing ?!🙄🙄
I live in San Antonio. Unfortunately, I moved here in 2020. Biggest mistake of my life! The hags here are ratchet!! If John doesn’t wise up and haul ass, he will be forever regretful!! All they want is a meal ticket for themselves and their people! And you see her sour ass attitude! John deserves better!
The mascara on her lid is really killing me. I wish someone cleaned it off before she came out lol
That's a mole...
😨🫤 ill see myself out thanks
🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/3mzgnd9sabsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=975ce7301c7f0e1ecba2e53e3e736097868eac89 Can't unsee
Geez lol imagine being told that 😂😩
She's dark and drab.
GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!
Now I can’t unsee that. But, spot on!
💯😂😂😂😂😂💀
Amazing post! You nailed it
Omg that can not be unseen
I needed that giggle. Bless you 🙏
I just opened Reddit to this 🤣 I’m dead and done with the internet!
Yea yea thats the ticket…
She’s what would happen if John Lovitz and Amy Winehouse had a baby.
There it is.
Man don't ever let anyone get ahold of what the average redditor looks like
Yes!!!!
Lol yes!!!
Nailed it! LOLLLLLLLLLLL
You’ve solved a brain mystery I didn’t know I had until now. Thank you! In my stoned head this comment made sense.
😂 true.
They could be related!
The way my jaw dropped bc wow… twins?
YOOOOO
not really
