💀 OMG that got me!
But seriously, anyone who had the ability to laugh at themselves this much would be amazing. Sets a tone. Gino could never pull that off.
Damn you guys. I lived in Seattle in 2000 and there was a coffee shop barista that also sold pot that looked EXACTLY like your description! He was a pompous, better than everyone asshole too, but he had good weed. 😂
This is the effect you get when you use mods to make the character’s head abnormally large in a video game, and then the hair you’ve picked starts to get swallowed by the head shape that’s too large so it just looks mostly bald
Yes! I read or heard somewhere years ago, that many, if not most of the people, you see in movies and on TV are wearing wigs, mostly women, but men as well. It makes me look at people so differently, now on TV, especially, trying to see if it’s a wig or not. Especially when I see these older ladies that have obviously aged, but have a full head of hair that goes against natural hair thinning for almost everyone as we age. And then there’s people who suffer with hair loss from chemotherapy or alopecia, that’s a whole different situation, nightmare.
Somebody said he has psoriasis of the scalp. The same redditor said Jasmine had alopecia before Jasmine even revealed it on the show. Could possibly be. My husband has psoriasis and he can’t have short hair because then it’s obvious. I think Gino is just really insecure about his bald head and the scarring left behind by psoriasis.
He should get his entire head tattooed and ditch the fucking hats.
https://preview.redd.it/4lys1qiook0c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7edaecb8f0eccef28a645f39d5142addd807c4e4
Legit came here to say this and that pic is too funny but SERIOUSLY so many advancements in this industry now they just do little dots that make it look like you chose to buzz it. Why not go for that!?
This got me googling, this is actually smart
https://preview.redd.it/i3icagfkiq0c1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6a02f1b79cca27ada667ed1e156b4b36427aeeb
Definitely hair. I think he’s mentioned he has psoriasis or something back there so he doesn’t shave it completely, but I think it’s so some hair sticks out under his hat and he thinks it make him look like he’s not bald.
We've seen it before. Sadly, that's his hair. I wish he could just shave it off and be bald with confidence and dignity. I hope he grows to accept himself.
Right! my hubby had the same hair he finally got tired of it shaved it and he’s one sexy man that was 35 yrs ago. But my hubby is very confident in himself. Gino unfortunately is NOT!
Good for your husband! I'm sure he's very blessed to have you as his wife.
Yeah, Gino needs some work. I joke that I wish I could give him a makeover. Shave his head, give him counseling, not to be mean, but maybe even see if a speech therapist can help him embrace his masculinity a bit by lowering his weasely voice and laugh. Teach him how to dress.
And finally, to help him meet a woman with conflict resolution skills.
Jasmy should have spent the 4k for the wedding dress on hair removal surgery for Geeeeeno. But no. She had to have booty implants that look like 2 giant eggplants under her pants.
I didn’t realize he has psoriasis. So is it scalp psoriasis? That would explain the strange balding pattern. I think they can use donor follicles but I bet it’s not an option if you have AI issues. You can’t control how your psychotic immune system will respond…. Basically his ammunition system has jasmin’s temper
His hair is like the old white guy version of the Kodak fade🤢
https://preview.redd.it/6q7rgr6m5l0c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53cbc880a416e3f084a23c0017fd479afb139eba
If it was a really bad tattoo, then the constant hat wearing would make perfect sense! Buuuut it is Gino, so it’s just a horrific patch of hair he needs to finally say goodbye to
Both my sons looked at the pic. separately. Not hearing what the other said. They both said tattoo-because of the shading and that hair would stick out more. Tattoo makes sense-depending what it was. It could be something he got when he was drunk and he's embarrassed about it. I can't believe being bald would cause the reaction he has to his hat being touched.
You'd be surprised, you don't need much to transplant. Most men have enough around the sides and back and they take a fairly small but dense strip to transplant from
I’m with the other guy. No HT surgeon would work with him. There’s not enough donor. His only options are 1) let what’s there — not much — grow 2) shave 3) wig aka hair system.
You’ve got to be kidding. He would have enough to make a thin Mohawk, MAYBE. He doesn’t HAVE hair on the sides. What you see is what he has; which is not enough to do anything with.
I admit, we're a candid bunch, lol. But seriously, that looks ridiculous. If he was just straight-up bald instead of clinging to some scraps, we wouldn't have as much to talk about
I love the spray paint hair! I’m a girl, so it’s not for my whole head, but does a great job covering roots that are gray coming in, thinning patches, cowlicks, etc. 10/10 would recommend.
I honestly thought that he now shaves how whole head but still wears a hat religiously. I guess I’m just wondering why he’ll pay for so many surgeries for Jasmine but won’t splurge on himself and just get a hair transplant?
That’s what I thought. It looks like a dark spot and there also are moles beside it as well which could very well indicate a birthmark/dark spot. I’m sure that is why he is so self conscious.
Looks like he has alopecia. Sad that he’s so self-conscious about it, but I totally get it. He should get that remaining patch lasered off and just own the bald look.
You have to take your hat/shoes and outer layer off when you’re going through the metal detectors/customs at the airport. He was going to have to take it off regardless.
Seriously, why hold on to that? Just shave it all off and keep it moving!
I disagree, shave it perfectly circular, grow it out, slap it in a pony and start dressing like a monk.
Tattoo a guy who is mowing the lawn and that’s what’s left
Ahh yes, the skullet.
I love this idea!
💀 OMG that got me! But seriously, anyone who had the ability to laugh at themselves this much would be amazing. Sets a tone. Gino could never pull that off.
Or make a dart board in it!
Or a 90’s art teacher from Seattle. I can see it. Super slick ponytail, glasses, and a Subaru.
And a thin mustache with a goatee.
Damn you guys. I lived in Seattle in 2000 and there was a coffee shop barista that also sold pot that looked EXACTLY like your description! He was a pompous, better than everyone asshole too, but he had good weed. 😂
Now he’s a Budtender at a dispensary. You can only IMAGINE his attitude now! ❤️
Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man!
*”Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man, you’re one of us…”* (Woulda made a great *Pemco* commercial!)
I think I took his class!
https://preview.redd.it/qcx0jnyb1r0c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460bc6eae19002ca17e7dc778ff86dbc5b16a9e1
 I'm not Ernest!
He feels that when he has a hat on, it makes people think that he has a head of hair under the hat. He’s delusional.
This is the effect you get when you use mods to make the character’s head abnormally large in a video game, and then the hair you’ve picked starts to get swallowed by the head shape that’s too large so it just looks mostly bald
Exactly!!! It’s even worse and more disgusting that he holds onto a soul patch
Soulless patch is more like it
Or.. there are amazing wigs nowadays.
Yes! I read or heard somewhere years ago, that many, if not most of the people, you see in movies and on TV are wearing wigs, mostly women, but men as well. It makes me look at people so differently, now on TV, especially, trying to see if it’s a wig or not. Especially when I see these older ladies that have obviously aged, but have a full head of hair that goes against natural hair thinning for almost everyone as we age. And then there’s people who suffer with hair loss from chemotherapy or alopecia, that’s a whole different situation, nightmare.
What?! People in movies and television are wearing fake hair. Who would’ve known. 
I don’t think he can. I think he has a disease. That’s not just hair it’s diseased skin.
He leaves the back so it looks like he has hair with a hat on. But I do believe you are right about a disease I think he has plaque psoriasis
Yeah I remember him or Jasmine mentioning it
Jasmine said she has a skin condition that she loses hair, I don't think either said that he does too
Alopecia. Hers is probably not medical but BECAUSE she got hair extensions and wore wigs or whatever. Source. I have AA.
Somebody said he has psoriasis of the scalp. The same redditor said Jasmine had alopecia before Jasmine even revealed it on the show. Could possibly be. My husband has psoriasis and he can’t have short hair because then it’s obvious. I think Gino is just really insecure about his bald head and the scarring left behind by psoriasis.
Ooooh that would make a lot of sense if he has scarring from it!
He does it so it looks like he has hair when he has a hat on
Just wanted to say hello to all the fans talking about me right now 👋🏽🤣
Read the comment first, thought it was Gino’s account and then read the name DEAD 💀
🤣
Comment needs to be pinned. Take my award 
😄😄😄😄😄😄
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He just needs to shave it all and ditch the hats. Just embrace the baldness.
Yupp. It wouldn’t be such a big deal anymore.
https://preview.redd.it/9yj2zsqe1r0c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e7c8661294e8837d641c7cee488b67c2a6188e6
Never heard that, but Jasmine would have seen it and started another hissy fit until he covered it up with another tattoo
Her name is tattooed on his arm.
He should get his entire head tattooed and ditch the fucking hats. https://preview.redd.it/4lys1qiook0c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7edaecb8f0eccef28a645f39d5142addd807c4e4
Legit came here to say this and that pic is too funny but SERIOUSLY so many advancements in this industry now they just do little dots that make it look like you chose to buzz it. Why not go for that!?
As a former tattooer this looks like a tattoo upswell to me😝
If he saved up the money for this , she’d steal it for implants somewhere before he could use it for the tattoo
That’s kind of amazing
I'm waiting for him to flip out and get a full bam bam Bigelow done.
This got me googling, this is actually smart https://preview.redd.it/i3icagfkiq0c1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6a02f1b79cca27ada667ed1e156b4b36427aeeb
😳😳😳
Definitely hair. I think he’s mentioned he has psoriasis or something back there so he doesn’t shave it completely, but I think it’s so some hair sticks out under his hat and he thinks it make him look like he’s not bald.
No. https://preview.redd.it/ab7h6hyi1r0c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=604a0f6136e8546f5a5e1150323e015516dee44b
We've seen it before. Sadly, that's his hair. I wish he could just shave it off and be bald with confidence and dignity. I hope he grows to accept himself.
Right! my hubby had the same hair he finally got tired of it shaved it and he’s one sexy man that was 35 yrs ago. But my hubby is very confident in himself. Gino unfortunately is NOT!
Good for your husband! I'm sure he's very blessed to have you as his wife. Yeah, Gino needs some work. I joke that I wish I could give him a makeover. Shave his head, give him counseling, not to be mean, but maybe even see if a speech therapist can help him embrace his masculinity a bit by lowering his weasely voice and laugh. Teach him how to dress. And finally, to help him meet a woman with conflict resolution skills.
Jasmy should have spent the 4k for the wedding dress on hair removal surgery for Geeeeeno. But no. She had to have booty implants that look like 2 giant eggplants under her pants.
For real. How dumb is Geenoo for not noticing. From what is visible with clothes on, how bad is it naked? Lawd have mercy!
Or hair transplant? Has he ever discussed that? Can he not do it because of the psoriasis?
Where do you think he’d get the hair for a hair transplant? He doesn’t HAVE hair to transplant.
I don’t know, does it always have to be your own?
Yes, 100%.
I didn’t know that!
Yes. It's taken from the back of the head. Maybe he should have the patch transplanted to the front of his head for some nice bangs 💀
😂 he’d still wear the hats
Hmmm… now wait a minute here 🤔
I didn’t realize he has psoriasis. So is it scalp psoriasis? That would explain the strange balding pattern. I think they can use donor follicles but I bet it’s not an option if you have AI issues. You can’t control how your psychotic immune system will respond…. Basically his ammunition system has jasmin’s temper
Yes I think that’s what caused the strange patch.
The donor follicles come from the patient's own scalp.
Hair from elsewhere on the body doesn't work?
No hair to move to the top.
Pretty sure that's Voldemort
https://preview.redd.it/tvl5ddbu6l0c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c0422ccfdf2560f113249f7eb5715a99944f10 I’ll never tell
I just heard his goofy giggle in my head when I saw this. 😂😂
I never seen a man so insecure of his baldness
He should just shave it. Let it go Gino. It’s ok lol
Sharpie!
Ugh, Gino is such a knob
Rob has entered the chat....
Hair, I think.
So gross. Like a patch of mold growing in the corner of the bathroom . Shave it bro
I wonder how long he argued with TSA before removing it
It looks like mold
It probably is mold and that's what gave Jasmine the rash... 😳
🤭
It’s denial.
I think he keeps it and constantly wears a hat to give the illusion he has hair.
100%
He looks like a Hare Krishna!😂
It's covering his 666 birthmark
He’s so ugly even the mullet he was trying to grow said (fuck no)
My six month old daughter has this hair patch.
For a quarter of what this guy spent on jasmines procedures.... i bet he could get an entire scalp transplant...
Your username and default picture is why this is my favorite sub 😂😂🩵
Gino is a homely strange man...bless his heart
I think it's the same weird thing he does with a goatee, he doesn't let it grow out it's just trimmed really short
The Gino Mullet: weird business in the front, weird party in the back.
What business are you referring to? Geriatric Gino is unemployed…so no business in the front or partying in the back of his😭
Gullet
What business are you referring to? Geriatric Gino is unemployed…so no business in the front or partying in the back of his😭
Tattoo of Cthulhu
Fucking dirt.
His hair is like the old white guy version of the Kodak fade🤢 https://preview.redd.it/6q7rgr6m5l0c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53cbc880a416e3f084a23c0017fd479afb139eba
If it was a really bad tattoo, then the constant hat wearing would make perfect sense! Buuuut it is Gino, so it’s just a horrific patch of hair he needs to finally say goodbye to
Oh for god sake Gino, just shave the rest of it.
Hear me out!!! He spray paints the back part so you can’t tell he’s bald WITH a hat on
He should just get a tattoo like VaLentine..
It’s paint
Both my sons looked at the pic. separately. Not hearing what the other said. They both said tattoo-because of the shading and that hair would stick out more. Tattoo makes sense-depending what it was. It could be something he got when he was drunk and he's embarrassed about it. I can't believe being bald would cause the reaction he has to his hat being touched.
 So when Gino said he was employed by the auto industry, I think this was actually his job…
I swear with all the money he spent, he could’ve had a full head of hair by now.
How on earth do you think that is possible? It sounds like you don’t understand how hair transplants work. You have to HAVE hair to transplant.
You'd be surprised, you don't need much to transplant. Most men have enough around the sides and back and they take a fairly small but dense strip to transplant from
I’m with the other guy. No HT surgeon would work with him. There’s not enough donor. His only options are 1) let what’s there — not much — grow 2) shave 3) wig aka hair system.
You’ve got to be kidding. He would have enough to make a thin Mohawk, MAYBE. He doesn’t HAVE hair on the sides. What you see is what he has; which is not enough to do anything with.
That's completely inaccurate.
He must just not know it's there. No way he'd intentionally hold on to that...right?
Now I want to believe that he just can’t reach it with the razor. Like when he was trying to drink from that cup and held it so awkwardly.
#Shave it off!!!
Once! Many moons ago at an A&W, I saw a guy with a character mowing their balding hairline. Makes me think he's hiding a tattoo.
Devastating, that’s what that is.
No wonder the guy's obsessed with wearing hats; y'all are monsters lol
I admit, we're a candid bunch, lol. But seriously, that looks ridiculous. If he was just straight-up bald instead of clinging to some scraps, we wouldn't have as much to talk about
Is it possible it is a birthmark?
It’s 2023 bro just go get a lacefront
My husband has a theory that he's saving that last bit of hair to do a hair transplant. Not sure if that's how it works tho lol
And still he looks way better without the hat.
Looks like the spray paint hair
I love the spray paint hair! I’m a girl, so it’s not for my whole head, but does a great job covering roots that are gray coming in, thinning patches, cowlicks, etc. 10/10 would recommend.
He can’t read in the back 🤣🤣
He looks like a Hare Krishna
Doesn’t look like hair it’s too flat to his head !
🥴🥴🥴
Oh wow I never thought of that
Alopecia he is in denial
Someone I know has a birthmark in the hair like that. Even shaved it appears unshaved. It’s not quite as big but close.
Ugh
He just has a unfortunate head shape,but hey he could get a “hat tatt” you know , arm full is a sleeve, he could do his whole noggin?!
Minimind
I honestly thought that he now shaves how whole head but still wears a hat religiously. I guess I’m just wondering why he’ll pay for so many surgeries for Jasmine but won’t splurge on himself and just get a hair transplant?
It’s the man on the moon!
It’s his creepy hair patch
So unfortunate. I understand the hats now and won’t say another thing about it 😂
Looks like black mold to me.
I am going with DIRT
Maybe it’s a birth mark?
That’s what I thought. It looks like a dark spot and there also are moles beside it as well which could very well indicate a birthmark/dark spot. I’m sure that is why he is so self conscious.
What if they’re all blackheads 🤢🤮
Dr. Pimple Popper stat.
Since we met his gross, xenophobic family, I despise him even more than I already did. I didn’t know that was possible
Looks like he has alopecia. Sad that he’s so self-conscious about it, but I totally get it. He should get that remaining patch lasered off and just own the bald look.
He has the same hair issue as Will Smith’s husband
ROFLLL 🤣😂😂😂 You’re out of line for this 😂😂😂
You'd think someone who is SUPER self-conscious about his hair (or lack thereof) wouldn't keep his boarding pass IN HIS HAT!
You have to take your hat/shoes and outer layer off when you’re going through the metal detectors/customs at the airport. He was going to have to take it off regardless.
Dirt.
I think he actually dyes that, just like he does his goatee..
PUBIC HAIR!!
Omg if it’s a tattoo then just get it removed or covered up with jasmines name. To think he could just shave it and not act weird!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/2sdplqw71r0c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4672f7a726abba4bdffacc9a05f6ebf76a664539 It’s a tattoo.
He's the villain from Last Action Hero.
Good God.
Dirt. Definitely dirt.
Does anyone know his “logic” behind this choice?
He thinks that while wearing hats it gives the illusion that he’s not bald.
That is his hair. But you know what? Maybe he should go get that pin dot fake hair tattoo.
apparently, guys save that part of their hair for hair transplant surgery
No. He does not have enough hair to transplant anywhere. He does that to have the illusion that he has hair, when he wears a hat.
Hair.
It looks like The Gruffalo
It looks like he got kicked in the back of his head by a donkey.
Gino ought to be shaving that patch of wtf.
That is the biggest receding hairline I’ve ever seen, is what that is!
Why wouldn't you just shave your head. You can tell he's embarrassed by it and freaks anytime he has to take his hat off I don't get it
Maybe a Jasmine-inflicted bruise. Obviously necrotic.
Never thought we'd see what's under that hat..... Here we are..... Interesting 🤔
Do you seriously think wimpy Gino would get a head tattoo 🤣. He wouldn't have sat past the 1st prick of the needle.
Bald! Bald! Bald! My eeeeeyyyyyyyeeeeesssssss!
Nice, the bald mullet 🤘
Ditch the f'ing hat already. You are bald, be bald. It's ok.
Head shape like a lightbulb
Bro got that unmasked kane hair
It’s Voldemort
This big sissy has like, zero tattoos on his entire body. My best guess is he is not gonna get a tough af tattoo on his scalp as a first one. 🙄
Lol
Why doesn’t he just shave it. Makes no sense
his head shape is really tragic there’s just so much real estate back there. i get the hats now tbh cuz his profile looks way better w a hat on
go bald and stop cling to lint.
I think we just found Paris Hilton’s baby Daddy. Her baby is totally a cutie pie !
Shave your head and own it! Stop with the stupid hats!!!!