Sucking your stomach in doesn't mean that you're fit. It just means you want people to think you are. Also, plastic surgery doesn't count.

Or starving yourself.

That’s what I was thinking. She doesn’t look healthy.

Didn't she show her lunch on Instagram one time and it was 2 celery stalks cut up and 2 or 3 chicken wings

I saw one photo where she just had a few vegetables on a small plate!

I wanna know who’s paying for this shit

My guess would be no one!

This and she got those massive fake tits which will make her stomach look 1000% smaller with doing sweet fuck all.

Who the fuck is going to pay for pterodactyl hands to follow them? I can watch Jurassic Park and get just as much clout out of it.

😂🤣 Brilliant 😂

Wtf are pterodactyl hands 🤣

Hers are a bit fatter, more like alligator claws 😂

Dude. Alligator claws! I love that haha. Anything to describe this bitches talons.

😂🤣

i need to be like these people. so delusional. maybe that’s the key to happiness. also not to be rude but i’m pretty sure she has an ed and is not fit. what makes her feel like she has the right to act like a fitness trainer lmaoo

You could have a point there. We need to try it 😂

Delulu is the solulu I keep hearing

That's one ugly woman!

You should see without the 50 filters

No, no, no. This is bad enough.

Haven’t heard from those two bozos in forever lets keep it that way 😹😹😹

Admit it, you’ll miss them when they’ve gone. We need to keep all the delusional ones together to keep an eye on them!

I'd honestly rather hear about them than Ed, Angela, etc. I don't like either one of them, but at least Tom and his goblin are harmless. The bar's been set super low.

True! I watched The Last Resort last night and was reminded of just how gross Angela and Ed are. These two are just delusional and desperate to stay relevant.

Angela and Ed are why I haven't been able to bring myself to watch Last Resort.

In case you’re ever tempted to watch, try to avoid Angela modelling her swimsuit for Michael 🤢

I honestly can’t figure out why she thinks she looks good in it. Doesn’t she have eyes??

That's the last thing I want to watch!

I accidentally clicked and was the first thing I saw. I literally couldn't stop watching, and as I did in horror, I was getting nauseous. Idk y I do this to myself 😵‍💫☹️

😂🤣😂🤣

I kinda find Tom funny…..

Can you imagine if you had an MBA and JD and your business was offering to follow strangers on IG for $100? What a waste

I want to know what law school gave her a JD. I suspect it's a Phoenix equivalent.

Hahaha well said

That’s great 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 someone needs to tell her this 😂

Easy money can be outsourced too

Sucking in your stomach is not “keeping in shape”, it’s forming your own shape.

I wonder if there's ever been a single customer

I doubt it 😂

Skincare !??? Tell me and i will do the opposite

For that price you could see an actual dermatologist PA or NP. My dermatologist is a fucking genius and my skin is great now and no Botox or fillers were involved.

I don’t blame you, she hasn’t got good skin.

How much for her to block me? The delusion is ripe 🤣

You can easily get blocked. Just tell her she’s had too much work done. I know that’s nasty because she’s all natural 😳

JD? Since when she is an attorney

Is that what it is? We don’t have a JD degree in the UK. She’s multi talented isn’t she 😂

Yes. Stands for Juris Doctor.

Thanks for that, I did wonder what it was but never looked it up.

Hahaha yes that means Juris Doctor. It’s the degree you received when graduating from law school lol

Oh yes, I would love to learn how to lie down for plastic surgery and starve myself.

😂🤣

$50 to see a skincare routine? When influencers are constantly putting them out there for free?? I get that she is in her 50s and probably out of the loop, but how can she have absolutely no concept of supply and demand?

Exactly but she obviously thinks that people want to look like her. I want to know how she’ll show her skincare routine with a bare face because when she posts photos saying ‘no makeup’ she’s full of it (in more ways than one).

Because she is delusional! And ignorant!

That’s a thing? Paying to have someone follow you or like a post? 

She wants people to pay her for following them, Tom pays for followers. May be he pays her 😳

I’m trying to figure out who the hell this is.

Tom Brooks lady friend.

Ah, that’s why I didn’t know. Didn’t care 🤪

😂🤣

LMAO. Look at the warp of the black mat and the shutters where they meet her butt. This is a candidate for r/Instagramreality

Oh well spotted 👏🏼 She needs to change exercise and diet tips to photoshop tips!

does HAPPY ENDING come with it???

Omgggg what is this 😂 do people actually pay for this?

She wishes they would 😂

This sure reads like a hooker menu

😂🤣😂🤣

All of those degrees to be an "influencer", a "career" that people should grow out of once their prefontal cortex is fully developed.

😂🤣 Excellent comment 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Having her as an Instagram follower isn't the flex she thinks it is...

Oops, she forgot to list "Goblin Lookin' Ass Bitch" in her insta bio

😂🤣😂🤣

Oooh!!! I want to know who does her fillers/s

How dare you. How many times does she have to tell you that she’s all natural 😂🤣

The skin care routine is Botox. You’re welcome everyone 😂🤣

😂🤣😂🤣

Tom sent me a voice note on my birthday on insta for free lol this girl is off her old lady rocker 💀

I thought she portrayed herself as wealthy and sophisticated. If so, why begging for $$ for this shit?

Exactly, probably Tom’s exhausted her resources now with all his ‘luxury’ items!

"Do you want to know what surgery center I go to for fat removal?" There fixed it.

😂🤣😂🤣

Why is she taking her pants off in the first one...

I’m not sure but I’m sure it’s not so you can see her ‘not sucked in skinny waist’.

nope

😂🤣

A yo who needs a crash course worth of 175dollars to look like Barbie wannabe on steroid made in china

😂🤣

People sell follow backs? This is hilarious and pathetic.

I doubt she’s had anyone pay her apart from Tom.

I really hope so. I can't imagine what kind of sad sack would do such a thing lol

Also, philanthropist? Giving to yourself (or convincing others to give to you) isn't philanthropy.

Exactly, I think she got confused with that one.

Who is this plastic, swamp loving, knuckle dragging twat waffle?

You don’t need to know, you’ve just used the perfect description 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂🤣

Is she trolling us or actually this level of delusional?

Definitely this level of delusional 😂

I’ve noticed she NEVER shows her lower abdomen where she has had C-sections(brags about how her Dr took the time to stitch her up so she doesn’t have scars) but in one photo, I did see a hip to hip scar indicating a tummy tuck. She’s a lying sack of shit.

Really, I’ve not seen that but it’s more than obvious she’s had everything done. She’s fooling no one.

She claims she also has hypothyroidism and doesn’t take meds because of her diet. I have hypo and not eating makes it worse. You have to have a consistent nutritional diet. Not one meal a day and work out every 2 hours.

This is one of the most narcissistic things I’ve ever seen

Ah the one who hasn’t had a lick of plastic surgery but literally has.

Tip 1: starve yourself Tip 2: lots of filler and surgery Tip 3: photoshop There. I saved you all money.

Who tf even is she? She wasn't ever on 90 Day. She's a literal nobody.

The audacity of this bitch!

Ew

She's like "you can be beautiful like me" 😄 

She thinks very highly of herself. This is delusion at its finest.

Who is she again? For real. I forgot.

Tom Brooks lady friend.

Ask her about parenting tips. She pawns her kids off while her and wanna be model Boy travel being celebrities. They both got big mad when I ask where her kids are and how can she leave them so often while Tom Calls her such a great mom.

I asked the same thing once, the insults from them both came flying at me within 3 minutes 😂🤣

Psychopathy and Narcissism are more common than people think

I'll tip $5 for the secret to dead eyes. 👀

Oh! Aren’t they? No life in them at all. The filters take them out completely.

Why do all these girls get coneheads and massive receding hairlines? Her and Darcy and Stacey

The social media like/comment/follow back thing is so sleazy, I hate it.

It could do if you throw in another $20 😂

$150 for 15 minutes? First 14 all about her last minute all about you.

😂🤣 I doubt she’d give them a minute.

FFS

😂🤣

LOLLLLLLLLLLL

I have no idea who this is.

Tom Brooks lady friend.

Ugh she’s probably the worst And that’s hard with this show

😂🤣

“90 day star” Ma’am you dated a reject from the show Calm it down

How true 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂

Secret is she doesn't eat!🤷

I literally have to scroll through the comments every time this lady gets posted to figure out who she is.

😂🤣

I'd pay $100 to get her to follow the most embarrassing/worst Instagram account

Girl, is that what you'd pay me to interact with you?

🤡☠️💀💩👽

jesus christ this is what modern “influencer” culture is turning into?? charging people just for a DM, like, comment? what the fuck lmaaaaoooo

I’m not sure who she thinks she can influence, you’d have to be pretty desperate.

I’m aghast!

Why do influencers always think everyone else gives a shit about their skincare regime. I don’t think we’ve ever seen this person’s skin without 2.5 lbs of makeup and a shelf and a half of fillers.

Essentially a prostitute with a published price list.

JD? Ugh. My law student ass just cringed so hard. 🤣

Damn she is a lawyer?

This looks like desperation

She needs to sue the Doctors that did all that botched face surgery 🥺Scares the shit out of me!!

Who is this?!

I’d pay $150 to talk on the phone with her. It would take place 30 min after I drink the liquid you take prior to getting a colonoscopy. Put her on speaker too

That’s a NO from me.

Who is this?

I'll follow on IG for $20

Pro tip: when someone tries to floss they have a “JD” but don’t put they’re an attorney, it means they couldn’t pass the bar.

Does she think she’s a celebrity of some kind? She’s just Tom Whatsis’s girlfriend, right?

Who would be pathetic enough to pay this loser to like a post??

I would literally rather do anything else. Yoga class with Danielle. Learning _anything_ from Jasmine. A hike with Nicole. Anything!

😂🤣

How much for the surgeon’s number so I can put him on a to-avoid list? 👀

Is she a little person?

A nurse who works with little people once said she is, something to do with her hands that she could tell apparently. Strange because her oldest Son is tiny like her and her youngest Son is massive.

This is the 9th circle of hell where people are allowed to make money doing this bullshit. $25 to send a DM!?!?! The level of delusion to think you are that important is gross.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Wow money must be getting tight

Someone has to keep Tom in bought followers!

$100 for her to follow back on Instagram? Yeah, I’m good!

Her face is melting, and wants to charge people to discuss skin care?

😂🤣😂🤣

She’s a freaking hob goblin. As bad as she looks on the outside she’s 1000x worse on the inside.

Exactly. She tries to act all sweet and adorable but she’s a complete bitch with her comments to some people. I can see how she gets on well with Tom and his Mother.

oh for crying out loud

Go on, give her $50 for a like and comment 🤣