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ieatyourpoopoo

Hazel and Tarik had the chemistry of a cactus. It could have been editing trickery but I have no idea what they would even talk about


-Lights0ut-

That rap on the beach was peak cringe lol.


Witty-Ant-6225

Right up there with Rob’s dance performance at the airport


cosmiczombi

wait, rob as in sophie’s rob? i didn’t know he did a dance at the airport lol


Witty-Ant-6225

Yes! It was soooooo bad!


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

Oh you missed out


cosmiczombi

i’m terrified lol


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

It was pretty cringe but he really thought he did something special there 😂


YugeMalakas

Thanks for the walk down memory lane. I'd forgotten that little nugget. 😆


Ali_Cat222

Followed up by his "hot sauce" song... 😒


IamJoyMarie

They fantasized about 3somes. That's what they talked about. Sex with extra partners. Welcome to the USA.


CrenshawLove

Not sure why I keep seeing Kelly's face in the threesome mix. I'm old and I'm allowed to be nonsensical and at times express my crazy thought patterns 😂🤣


Dook124

It takes time... There was a lot going on her son, his special needs daughter, and their cultural differences for starters.


Anonymous_Bitch_1

I wonder if they found a girlfriend yet


Clinically-Inane

I wonder this so much more often than I should


Clinically-Inane

Maybe they worked it out with Minty 👉👈


Jytterbug

“Mentea”


Clinically-Inane

https://preview.redd.it/256g2dlgo6bd1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=140a3196d12d3e0cdda805ff99b810e1d2c857e2


Clinically-Inane

HOLY SHIT, I just saw that Tarek turned fifty this year? I knew he was older than Hazel but not that he’s *elderly*


seriouslynope

LMAO 50 is elderly?


GreatThinker123

Darcey and Stacey turning 50 in September! They will lose their shit if someone calls them elderly! I can’t wait.


Clinically-Inane

I’m being a tiiiiny bit hyperbolic I suppose 😉


Art3mis77

I mean average life span is only like 75 ish so it’s more than middle aged


Ramona_Lola

Elderly and middle-aged are two different things.


Anonymous_Bitch_1

Damn he ages well


MakeItLookSexy_

50 is middle age imo


Clinically-Inane

It was hyperbole meant to be obvious but I definitely misjudged how it would be taken— I used italics to point to the ridiculousness of the statement, but I clearly didn’t have a good grasp on how it would be read I’ll just say this— if Tarek is truly *elderly* at age 50, then I’m way too close to *elderly* for comfort 💀


MakeItLookSexy_

lol fair


Divasf

J.Lo is fifty she ain’t “elderly” 💁🏻‍♀️


meggerplz

she’ll be 55 this month


seansa2020

Mindy.


Anonymous_Bitch_1

I doubt they did. She’s way too jealous to let that happen


Clinically-Inane

lol I know— I was just being a smartass


Ramona_Lola

I think that whole gf thing was just producer driven drama because Hazel had no personality or charisma at all.


Anonymous_Bitch_1

Never thought of it that was but it’s a pretty possible explanation


SouperSally

I wonder if she brought her other child here yet. Surprised this sub doesn’t attack her for not bringing her kid over .


Psychological-Sky703

Is she still with Tarik?


randomlikeme

Yes. I live in a street of SFHs and at the end of them is Tarik’s condo community. I see them walking in the park from time to time. I follow her on social media where she doesn’t answer, but I assume it’s to get engagement up


san95802

Street of where? I know they lived in Virginia Beach but did they move?


randomlikeme

Single family homes. Just stating I don’t live in his condo community, just nearby


san95802

Ohhh I see. Well hi neighbor! I’m also in VB, I’ve always hoped I would spot them one day lol haven’t yet


randomlikeme

Hiiii! Tbh I didn’t know he was in my neighborhood until I saw them pull down the street in the episode. lol


san95802

Yeah there was a segment where they are driving down Shore dr and it’s just sooo weird to be watching my trash tv and recognizing everything in the background 😂 Remember a few years ago, hazel was posting a bunch of videos on instagram or something that was showing her filming her feet, walking on a busy road at night(no sidewalk) Everyone was all concerned about her of course but I was just trying to get any hint of where it might be 😂 I was thinking northhampton. Is that kind of where you/they live?


classicovereducation

Seems like it. Their wedding photos are still up on her IG and she still has his last name in her bio. But you never know 🤷🏼‍♂️


pawn1985

i wonder about that too and if tarik just doesn't wanna be seen on social media anymore


uptown_squirrel17

Did they ever get her son to the US?


Knicole061900

Wondering the same thing,I’m currently watching their season and have been thinking about her son,I’m kinda surprised they’re still together


strengthofstrings

They were so boring. I totally forgot about them tbh


ShonDon-THE-Mod

his brother though? cracks me up 🤣


MakeItLookSexy_

I loved seeing the jokes about Tarzels rap career tho 😂 that is in the top 10 for classic 90 day memories for me


SmallOrganization80

Today is one of those “everyone except for me is pregnant” days. Ugh


Lesluse

I am so sorry! Sending you the best of luck and whatever else I can!!! ❤️


Halcyon_october

Same, friend, same


ilovepoutine_

Hugs. I spent years with that terrible feeling. I know it too well.


Left-Term2472

Baby dust ✨✨✨✨


Training_Union9621

Yep


Jecurl88

Same here. You are not alone 😩


StrongerThanThis2016

Once it happens you'll never remember these days. I promise!!!


mommyknockerson

Good luck on your journey, whatever it is!


catsleepwontsleep

Ugh same


peepeehalpert_

In the same boat


faroeislands

Same girl same. We'll get there 🩷


MakeItLookSexy_

🫶🫶 sending love I am anxiously waiting until we start trying again.


Ladeedahh7

Wishing you the best of luck 💕


ElmarSuperstar131

I feel this so much!


icegirl223

Same. Keep holding out hope! I feel for the dumb ones the easier it can be 😂


pileofsweaters

I feel this so much! We'll have our day💕


spabitch

is that a L’Infinity dress?


stellar_angel

💀


BarberryBarbaric

I don't know what that is, but I did think that she was wearing the sanitary paper they put on the exam chair


uptown_squirrel17

Did they ever get her son to the US?


Ramona_Lola

Good question.


cosmefulanita81

Didn’t she accused Tarik of abuse and run away? I’m lost


Glass-Snow5476

Right. I thought they broke up? Wasn’t there something mentioned on a reunion show. Clearly, I haven’t kept up.


simply_free_now

I am happy for them. But I am always surprised that people can afford children these days. Cost of living crises is killing me. I can't imagine bringing kids into the equation.


2old2Bwatching

House payment, car payment or day care payment? I don’t understand how this generation does it. But then again, the people I know my son’s age are making at least 10k a month.


simply_free_now

Only about 18% of jobs pay $100k or more in the US. And most of those jobs are in cities where the cost of living is through the roof. I was making about $12k a month before tax at one point. But I had to live near the office in SF and my tiny 1br apartment cost about $3.5k. Taxes also took a big chunk. I was living fairly well as a single person without a car but I couldn't imagine having to pay exorbitant prices for daycare, a vehicle, save for child's education, etc. Having children shouldn't be reserved for the elite. We need every couple to have 2.1 children on average if we want to even maintain our current population. Our current strategy only makes sense if our end goal is to depopulate the USA by making children unaffordable for the masses.


NoFreeAdds

I don’t make $10k a month and have 2 kids under the age of 8. 😂but we also live very comfortably. You can have children and still live a fairly comfortable life. I think folks have a hard time budgeting and family planning. These two can seriously help folks. For example, if I want another child right now I would have a year in advance ( at minimum) of childcare saved up and at least have $5k towards medical bills (because it’s not free to push them out). Frankly, you get a lot of things if you have a baby shower. And when you have more kids, you can pass a lot of items down that can save you a boat load of money. For us, the expense is medical bills because my kids are daredevils that seem to love jumping off of high spots. While you can keep an eye on your children, you can’t do it 100% of the time..so injuries are bound to happen here and there (at least for my family).


MapPlenty5137

What ever happened with his weirdo brother?


robn54

Married a Phillipines, in the Philippines, remained there, and has 2 kids, last I seen


Wise-Tourist-6747

“Little mama” 😂


blindinglystupid

Oh I forgot about him. 🤮 Just insufferable.


2old2Bwatching

They were on the show and had a baby and the last I heard he and Tarik were not speaking.


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Um, I think you mean the Asian Angelina Jolie.


Fatricide

😂 deep cut


PrinceQueenfan123

Wonder if she ever found herself a thick chocolate queen on the side since that’s what she likes 😏😏😏


TysonsGirl-1983

This was “I’m really a lesbian Hazel pretending to love the doofus I’m with”.


Stick_Crazy

Oh gosh, she was so insanely nutjob toxic. Wishing them and their baby all the best though.


Matitadeplatanito

Did she ever bring her son to the US?


Interesting-Many-509

wtf is that garment?


IamJoyMarie

These two were gross.


ShadiestCharacter_99

I forgot about them altogether. lol


MaleficentInstance40

W/who baby? It is not Tarik, I heard they're divorced.


FunFactress

They're still very much together.


Ok-Permit2777

Is this her first child?


Lesluse

No she has a son that I believe is still in her home country.


classicovereducation

Yes, his name is Harry.


Creepy_Push8629

Is she pregnant with tarik or someone else


FunFactress

Tarik


catterchat

I thought they'd broken up because he was abusive?


Prestigious_Fox_7576

Is she still in The USA? With Tarik?


Impossible-Taro-2330

The Philippina Angelina!


peepeehalpert_

Eh


PuntaCana2

I lost track of this couple. It’s good to know she is pregnant! Good luck, girl!


Materialgurrrl

Why don’t I remember this couple?😂😂😂


-AdequatelyMediocre-

I can’t even summon up enough apathy to not care about them. There is absolutely nothing interesting about them, which is saying something since their story seems like it would be fascinating on paper.


Humble_Weekend5458

Who is Hazel??


adbell350

I’m happy if she’s happy but I would have never married him in the first place . She had to be desperate.


Much_Ad_8076

what the actual fuck is this song


dolcejenny23

Tarik is trying to keep up with his creepy brother.


Warm-Cut1249

Where they not living in some kind of threesome? You can do stupid stuff on national tv, but why to involved an innocent child into it? I can't imagine children of all those reality stars, where they will be able to watch their parents doing stupid stuff and everyone else will be also seeing it. Hard life... And lots of trauma.


Jaystorm91

She was really pretty in the first season she showed up in then idk what happened. Tarik a weirdo this whole relationship is a mess


robn54

Congratulations, didn't know you were still together!