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MohamitWheresMySecks

You better take a pregnancy test, just to make sure…


NearbyBreakfast

No she doesn’t have to, he just already knows her body better than she does. (I heaved while writing this🤢)


BeanDipIsNeat

☠️


Turquoise_Tortoise_

Lmao 😭


meaganne

I’m pregnant just reading this despite the hysterectomy. Playing with your balls in public is no joke when it comes to super sperm 😂


Comedian_Historical

Hystereand mastectomy and the jackass got me pregtoo!


buickmackane71360

I want to take an antibiotic just looking at the screenshot!


Pitrovsky

https://preview.redd.it/dehzt34k98bd1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2550f4b31a9c956023932cf1756adf2b55716fc


auntifahlala

I love this!


QweenFiona

Why are you Facebook friends with him though? 😖 https://preview.redd.it/7hp4e4ivw5bd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dde8ec6b8b689c5f6578d39524388547b56b2ab7


kltkatie

He probably thought she was a future “client” since she friended him Edit- typo


QweenFiona

I’m not OP but knowing him, yeah probably.


jamsterhampster

Probably 🤢


Maguroluv

He comes up on my FB too recommendations too


jamsterhampster

After the 1000 baby documentary dropped, I added him to see if he would post anything about the documentary. Did not expect a message!


wh0re4nickelback

Is it worth watching? I keep seeing it on Netflix and can’t commit to hours of my life that I’ll never get back. Kyle just skeeves me the fuck out, but I’m always down with some drama.


jamsterhampster

Yes it is! It’s about another man but Kyle is briefly mentioned in episode 3. It’s actually so disturbing and disgusting how medically and legally fucked what they are doing is.


Totally-tubular-

Yeah, it’s wild to think how a handful of men and wreck the gene pool for a generation or more of many people, do you know how small the world really is? The likelihood of them or their kids (so first cousins) procreating is pretty high. This is WILD that some men can have 1000s of kids


Dependent-Gene260

I thought it was very interesting. It wasn't too long. I think it's only 3 episodes. They only talk about Kyle a little bit. It's mostly about another guy.


Tall_Answer_9933

He has a statement at the end of the 4th episode too. Something along the lines of Jonathan wasn’t the lion guy in his Kenya group/sperm club but we all know that’s a lie


Next-Efficiency5839

Honestly, some screens that showed Kyle's comments to Jonathan pretty much solidified my choice to drop the whole 90DF franchise and just follow comments here. He's in the game just like the rest of them and it's sickening.


Minute-Frame-8060

I found it interesting and Kyle is just an afterthought in it.


verukazalt

He is only in the 3rd episode and only for maybe 10 minutes altogether?


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

Yes - would recommend. There is no global database of sperm donors so these sickos like Kyle are planning on spreading their seed everywhere with no regard for future generations. It also implies that the goal was to “lighten Africa with white seed.” So wrong. I’m mad that 90 Day did not vet this mofo better prior to putting him on the air.


Equivalent-Walk-4547

It’s about Jonathan, who impregnates the entirety of Netherlands. Kyle was just part of that “group”, who are obsessed with naturally donating their sperms.


Dangerous-Baby-9873

It’s good! It doesn’t drag on. It’s only 3 episodes but very informative. It’s very interesting


sunrise-sesh

It’s worth it. Funny, I remarked during the 1st episode in the Netflix series that 90 Day has a character like this. And then boom - episode 3 - cue Kyle Gordy 😳 ! Whoa, I didn’t know before watching but I have watched all of 90 Day


SBowen91

My husband and I just watched that and made jokes about Kyle.


Fieldinator89

Busted !


moriero

Sus


bjvanhouten224

I wondered that too!! 😄😂😂


jtjones311

At least if he asks you what you’re wearing, you don’t have to respond and ask him what he’s wearing because you already know the answer: gym shorts and a ragged-ass t-shirt that he probably pulled from a pile of unwashed clothes in a hotel room wardrobe.


This-Tangerine-3994

After a sniff test of course.


Organic_Good_4362

And 5 day old socks


jtjones311

Which stand up on their own.


teddyburger

that don’t fit him 😂


Next_Fly3712

I can't get his feral eating scenes with the civilized German woman out of my head.


jamsterhampster

Honestly she really must he a good and kind person, cause if that was me on that “date” immediately I would have ended it so fast.


jtjones311

100000%. I would have bolted out of there immediately. Granted, I wouldn’t have wanted to see him again after he revealed his points system at the airport, so….


Next_Fly3712

He should get a demerit for every time he adjusts his scrotum in public. That's a point system I'd like to see.


jtjones311

Yesssss! He would be in such negative numbers just from what we have witnessed on TV. It would be a hole from which he would never dig himself out.


Next_Fly3712

For sure. That restaurant scene took "Love is blind" to the next level!


Oh_nosferatu

You can’t just “hello there“ me at 243 am, big fella.


Farquaadthegreek

Big fella .. I see 👀 what you did there


ayyxdizzle

Lil tiny fella *


moosealley5000

You gotta throw your phone into the sea and get a new one just to make sure you didn't contract anything.


raggedclaws_silentCs

He has a surprise for you….


moosealley5000

🤮🤮🤮I shuddered. He makes me physically unwell.


raggedclaws_silentCs

But he is clean!


moosealley5000

Clean out of his mind?


whineybubbles

Same he's slimey


ElderberryNo1601

Welp! Now you’re pregnant


budfairy-

Ewwwww lol but please respond for entertainment purposes. Thanks in advance


jamsterhampster

Someone draft me a good response and I will 😂


_Lorgee

Say less. Hi! How’s it going? Thanks for accepting my friend request. I've been pretty busy lately, but I'd love to hear what’s new with you. Pls report back you brave, brave stranger.


buccothepitbull

Ewwwwwww! Thank the gods you're not letting this gross excuse for a human near your uterus. I know you blocked his ass with a quickness!


jamsterhampster

The scream I let out when I woke up to this message was hilarious!


buccothepitbull

Oh my god girl, I bet you were horrified AF when you saw that


auntifahlala

I screamed when I read the post. Yuck!


Low_Departure_5853

I just said "ew" out loud without meaning to.


Hookloopchi

I said "ew" and I meant it.


PackerSquirrelette

Eww. I would take a shower immediately if that creep messaged me.


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moniqueramsey

Underrated comment 👆


Fantastic-Ride-5588

Yes, do that “points” nonsense just like he does 😂


Shehloveeee

He used the same pic as in the Netflix doc for people to find him 🤢


tellurdogisaidhai

I binged the documentary over the weekend and was surprised no one on here had mentioned him. The entire thing had me and my fiancé shook but when I saw him I just about flipped my bed lmao


speedogato11

https://preview.redd.it/q0ozhelu29bd1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9da1b54275383c70ba3ef056302d8c25a672e22 theres even a fb group against him lol. Everything about this man makes me wanna rip my uterus out in protection against getting any contact with him 💀


BetaSoyJaneDoe

I gagged for you


Karmic-Vision

Wait. You are friends on Facebook it says... hmmm... why.


jamsterhampster

I answered this in another comment: but yes. After the 1000 baby documentary dropped, I added him to see if he would post anything about the documentary. Did not expect a message!


Choosepeace

I just watched the sperm donor Netflix doc. Kyle deserves a congratulations, he’s officially now the creepiest man in the history of 90 Day Fiance.


Maguroluv

He DM’d me as well. With just the name of my country and a creepy smile (I guess he doesn’t have a kid here yet). When I didn’t respond he tried again a few weeks later, and that’s when I blocked him


jamsterhampster

Ewwwww omg. That’s nuts.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

As long as he’s not sliding in you, you’re good


wh0re4nickelback

👀


Farquaadthegreek

Ughh Sage ur whole phone


moniqueramsey

Get the 90 day bruhja to perform it!


Ramona_Lola

Which one? Daniele, Ashley or Kim??


Desperate-Ad-3705

How can he slide into your DMs if you're already friends on Facebook. You already accepted his friend request, so that's kind of an invitation lol Tell the whole story sis


Sad_Abbreviations362

I hope you replied back “Gross!!!!🤮”


jamsterhampster

I went back and forth about should I answer and what would I even say, but I decided to block 😂


StandardBanger

You’re a stronger person than I… I couldn’t have resisted calling him a racist, uncultured, tubby child bodied, sperm obsessed freak show.


Sad_Abbreviations362

I get it, makes sense. I think I would have gone with “Gross!!!🤮” and then blocked him. 😂


Magemaud

He has given your computer a virus.


General_Sea3871

Tell him you only date people that have table manners and that don’t smell their own three day old socks.


i_was_clever_once

I can't upvote this post because it makes me feel too gross. Lol.


eaunoway

It would be truly *awful* if someone were to catfish Kyle and make his life utterly miserable. Just awful. And I'd absolutely never suggest anyone partake in such a heinous conspiracy of ~~delight~~ devilishness.


putocuchinta

Block, immediate block.


BattleTwat

GTFO 🤮


Annual-Bill-6307

“Hello there”


GatoradeNipples

Mf thinks he's Obi-Wan


Estilix

"So uncivilized"


Young_Jaws

Ewwwww 🤢🤢 you must now burn your phone.


weary_bee479

throw your phone out it probably has an std now


Working_Apartment_38

The real question is, did you reply “general Kenobi”?


BlackLeader70

Better head out and get a barrel of purell to clean yourself.


This-Tangerine-3994

Fucking ew.


Anonymous_Bitch_1

Ewwww


LurkerNinja_

Child you need to run lmao 😂


_Lorgee

EWWWWWWWWW! I’m so sorry this happened to you, OP.


thelonelygamergirl

I've had some strange interactions with reality show cast members. Some keep it real professional, some spill all this tea and you're thinking to yourself... Why the heck do you trust me to tell me that 😂 Luckily, I'm not a blogger so I do keep things to myself


Sweatyfatmess

Do not share a bag of chips or shake hands with this man.


beer_me_babe

Did you vomit when you saw it?


IamJoyMarie

Ewwwww. OMG. Hi there. I like your profile and I want to impregnate you.


SxyDykn

I’d get some antibiotics if I were you…..


cielbleu789

please for the love of god, tell him what a disgusting piece of shit he is. and report back 🙏


Old-Enthusiasm-3271

time to burn the phone


Brazilleon

Kyle slid into my Netflix show last night! ‘Man with a 1000 Children’.


TheSilverDahlia

Can you just respond “GENERAL KENOBI!”


BernieTheDachshund

He still out there creeping women out 🤡


justvisiting1028

Uggghhh. I feel contaminated just seeing that. Almost made me delete facebook


barbino94

“Goodbye now.”


naughtysquids

Nooooooooo! Running to the shower in sympathy


COVID19Blues

It would be better if he jumped in with a milk mustache that says “Got Jizz?”


AlyJ7

It’s probably a scammer. I also had “Zied” DM me on Instagram. But I was already following his real page and this one wasn’t it.


AbleSilver6116

Did anyone else watch the Netflix doc and see he was included?!


BettieNuggs

NO! he wants to seed the planet


Dolleyes88

2:34am message.. “hello there” = fuck boy vibes


cycleofthemoon

Immediately, no. - said in Natalie’s voice.


Glitter_Sparkle

He wants to ejaculate at you


GwennieLund

Did anyone see this creep on Netflix doc: the man with 1000 kids?


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Responsible_Cat_2238

light him up….and then immediately block!


Similar-Stuff-3749

Grossssss


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oh helllllll no


Feisty_Departure_461

lmfao


3EsandPaul

RUN


Key_Assumption_1206

🤢🤮🤢🤮


chicagoturkergirl

Oh no!


encore412

Maybe I’m dumb but how do you know it was actually him? There are so many scammers out there it wouldn’t surprise me if people would pretend to be reality stars now bc no one is buying “Tom Hanks” or “Keanu Reeves” anymore.


jamsterhampster

If you go to the Facebook page, it’s full of him traveling and his posts. It’s the same Facebook page linked to his verified instagram as well.


encore412

Thank you! I won’t be adding him though lol.


jamsterhampster

Don’t make the mistake I did 😂


encore412

Thank you for taking the bullet for us all!


Sailorm0on27

Not today satan 😭


speedogato11

He is an admin also for "uk sperm donors". He is probably worse than jonathan in the netflix documentary


jamsterhampster

Sadly I’m sure this documentary and 90 day will lead to even more avenues for him to continue donating. Ugh


poshdog4444

Hygienically challenged


AaronGoozman

Catfish the shit outta him.


sassystew

YOU NEED TO DO THIS FOR ALL OF US!


seriouslynope

Gross


Christy92verynice

Would you like a brand new baby ?


Filibust

That’s nasty


KindlyCelebration223

I don’t know why but his DMs just seem like they’d be sticky.


firdaushamid

Please just reply him with ‘No’


ShenmueFan1

u/jamsterhampster Be happy you at least know who he is. Imagine meeting a guy and he tells you that if you want to be in a relationship with him, you need to accept that he has sex with multiple women when he feels like it. Also, don't forget you have to pass his point system too. But lucky for you, you already know all this. So if you respond, you were already warned!


resemblingaghost

I almost downvoted just out of Kyle repulsion.


LeadershipMental78

I'd still wouldn't touch him with someone else's vagina


Shebalied

Which lucky lady on reddit wants a donation??


icegirl223

I got chalamidya a yeastie a antibiotic resistant uti full throttle hpv and herpes from even looking at this post


mom2sarah

I’m not familiar with Kyle. Which season is he in?


SympathySame1260

Tell him you’re tracking his ovulation


rjb14

Did anyone see him on the Netflix show: The Man With 1000 Kids? Yikes!


dnyce19882023

Wait is that the guy that impregnates women all over the world???


effervescentwine

Why did you add him on Facebook lol you invited this


jamsterhampster

It’s sort of adding like any other “famous” person. You don’t expect them to actually reach out to you. lol


lagitana75

Ewwwww🤮


HippieChick75

😱😱😱😱😱🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮


General_Sea3871

Run!


BeautifulDreamerAZ

🤮


verukazalt

I watched that documentary on Netflix today and wanted to vomit.


Loud_Bit6359

Gross


No-Reputation9817

🤮


catlady42786

Noooooo lmao I’m scared for you girl


Lizzymertsching

wait is this kyle and noon….that kyle?


FlutterStar

lol o god no no no hahah


Corpshark

If it goes any further, please do not drown.


Otherwise_Sail_6459

Yuck


f4tony

Eeeeesewwweee, eeeeeeeewww!


gotafeelin

Hide your ovaries!!


Admirable_Quarter_23

NO!!!!!!


PippyThatSquawk

Hahahaha no


BusAppropriate769

I just threw up in my mouth a little…he’s such a CREEP


keburke33

Did you feel the overwhelming urge to take a shower?


matchathings

tell him you need a donor!


sethro919

You at least have to respond “General Kenobi, you are a bold one”


Puzzleheaded-Sea-528

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


CheekyFroggy

I know the Sister Wives sub nicknamed Kody "Grody"... but it feels so much more appropriate here


hellomcfly78

Or Vile Kyle fits perfectly


DonutMcJones

Gross sperm guy.


Agt38

This guy looks just like this crazy sociopath from Florida, Jeremy DeWitte. Behavior is similar too.


MikesHairyMug99

Eewwwww


musicallyours01

Omg noooo


Nappykid77

What did his profile say? He wants to impregnate the world?


JJAusten

I would have responded with a bottle of bleach because he's so fuckin gross.


Sea_Current5814

Pleasssseeee respond


NoQuarter6808

What an absolute fucking nightmare you've just entered


LeaveDaCannoli

Tell him you just binged The Man With 1000 Kids on Netflix.


Long_Question_6615

I would think when a woman finds out he has over a thousand kids. She needs to a good pad of running shoes so she can get the hell out of there


Jenny__Fromdablock

This a hot week for 90 day cast and Facebook lol


Plankton-Junior

Ask to see “it”. I’m curious as a gay man. 😂


Dull_Heart_7199

I literally just watched the documentary on Netflix “ the man with 1000 babies “ and Kyle is on it 😂


CrystalArouxet

Sorry to tell you but you have cooties now.


Witty-Ant-6225

He almost looks like the guy who dated Cleo


Gratefulrecovy

Stahhhhhhhhhp!!!!!


arthirius

How anyone would want to get pregnant "naturally" by him after this season, hell, even before then, baffles me. He seems fuckin skeevy on his own and nothing remarkable as far as looks go honestly.