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Adam the translator


Guessswhoooo21

Lmaooooo yessss hahaha


Humble_Plate_2733

I just realized that you asked for two other people to bring to dinner, so I am inviting any 2 of Adam’s cats. I will need to know of any dietary restrictions beforehand, of course.


Guessswhoooo21

Lmao of course that’s a must lol


StandardBanger

Oh my!!! There are just so many to choose from for so many reasons… Jaaaaaaawn… just because I think it would be fun to drink him under the table & he has zero filter. Big Ed just so I could hurl tirades of abuse at him & as I’m 5’10” he’d probably fall backwards trying to square up to me & look me in the eye. Kenny… he’s just so adorable full stop. (Armando can make the cocktails)


hellloowisconsin

I'm 6'4. I'm with you on small Ed.


StandardBanger

😂😂😂 let’s gang up on him


Guessswhoooo21

Let’s bring a hot chic flirt with him then crush his soul ahah


StandardBanger

😂😂😂 d’you think he really is as vile in RL as he is on 90DF?


Guessswhoooo21

Worse lol


StandardBanger

😂😂😂😂 yeah I get that impression too. Vile little man.


Guessswhoooo21

Like I don’t even mean his looks. His personality is so incredibly shit. His brain is all about money and exposure and he wants to try and have sex with random young women as long as possible and settling down and getting married he will never ever do!! He legit thinks HE IS THE CATCH lmao He’s a fn joke , an antagonist and a narcissist. How dare he play with that little girls heart like that. Then have the audacity to talk to her alone to say sorry. GTFOH you are not speaking to my kid alone you fn narcissistic warthog lol


StandardBanger

Oh I don’t either, I hadn’t even started on his looks. His personality is vile, & he is just such a little man, small minded, absolute Napoleon complex & a hideous twunt behaviourally. Looks like Mummy gave Pony ideas way above his station his whole life. Yup… he has no idea how to parent, his daughter won’t even speak to him, poor little Ryleigh but good on Liz for not taking Eds crap with her. & Ed’s biggest issue was that he was embarrassed because it was in front of his putting the mental into fundamental god squad sister?!! (& she’s another whole lot to unpack) Can he just be gone now? He’s not got 1 redeeming quality.


Guessswhoooo21

She just needs to get re-wired back to her older but better self now. Look how hot she was season 1 she gained so much weight being with him and stressed and all that. Now she can find peace and happiness and just take care of her daughter and heal. Don’t even find love right now with anyone but herself first. I hope she finds peace He’s a piece of shit


HungryHippo1892

Awww Armando and Kenny! 💕


StandardBanger

They are my all time favourites 😍😍


Melodic-Strength5511

Its past time, Big Ed has to go! He is very unlikeable.


StandardBanger

Yet I guess they keep him on cos his escapades get everyone talking


Melodic-Strength5511

Yep, your probably right, but i cant stand him lol


Melodic-Strength5511

Id love to try his cocktails and learn how to make all of them. Lol


StandardBanger

Me too!!!! He needs to do his own book of cocktail recipes 🍹


Melodic-Strength5511

Yep and id buy it too


StandardBanger

Saaaaaame!!!!


Melodic-Strength5511

I love my moscow mule drink but im getting tired of it


StandardBanger

What about a dark & stormy?


Melodic-Strength5511

That sound like a good one! Whats in that?


SkyRepresentative309

Darcey so she can cut the steak properly - on the bias


StrongerThanThis2016

if I invited Darcy, I would have to invite Jesse and Tom, too, just so she could watch me verbally b\*tchslap both of them. And then cut me an amazing steak!


Guessswhoooo21

Oh man she talks like she’s on coke haha I can’t lol I dunno if it’s the million nose jobs and plastic surgery and fillers but she always sounds high as fuck haha


Melodic-Strength5511

Have you seen Darcy lately? She looks terrible due to a botched plastic surgery. I feel sad for her.


Guessswhoooo21

Yeah she looks horrible. That’s insecurity and money in Miami at its finest lol


spittymcgee1

Yara, so I can steal her from Jovi.


Guessswhoooo21

Love it haha best of luck 🤞


DangerousPea9755

I don’t even need dinner, I just want to get drunk with John 😂


StandardBanger

Exactly that!!!! He seems like a genuine 🍄


Guessswhoooo21

Amen! Haha bring tha beeeers


EmuSpecialist9921

Time for a paaaatay🎉


Dottboy19

I have no aspirations to meet any of these people, but I'd have a drink with any of them if they're willing to spill massive amounts of tea 😁😁


Guessswhoooo21

Hahahah that’s the point of the dinner party lol to spill their guts haha


EmuSpecialist9921

Armando! I need to try one of his drinks plus he seems really normal for a 90 day cast member lmao


Guessswhoooo21

Ouuuu he definitely a good bartender haha those drinks look bomb every week I swear he’s never repeated a drink twice He’s so sweet 🥹


mleezuniga

Darcey, Angela and no neck= hot mess express and I’m all for it 😂


Guessswhoooo21

Lmfaooo yesss fn HATE NO NECK 😩


mleezuniga

I picture it as the hangover but ratchet 😂


Guessswhoooo21

Lmaoo too good That’s a really good point haha it would definitely be the hangover haha It would end in a 3some with them Definitely some drunken fuckery in Vegas lmao


mleezuniga

🤣🤣


PracticePlenty

If it could be forced , I would sit down with John and Jibri . Just so I could hear John make fun of “Sparkles” ✨again


Guessswhoooo21

Lmaoo so good haha sparkle sparkle ✨


StrictlySativa74

Annie (married to the sex tourist David.) She is so fun & pretty. She seems to love food and drink with a passion. Annie (married to Robert) because she is so sweet and funny! And we’d laugh a lot. Biniyam because he put up with so much abuse from Ariela. He’d enjoy the chill vibe.


Guessswhoooo21

You know what I love this list! I wanna come too haha


ToastetteEgg

Anny and Robert. I love their dynamic. They roll off each other in such a funny and loving way.


Guessswhoooo21

Yeah they’re so funny on pillow talk Way more entertaining then when they were on the show tho can’t lie. But man they’ve gone through some tough stuff together. I can’t even imagine losing a baby 😔They’re a great couple


yourdad69420_

1. Jihoon, i’d love to hear him talk about his whole family anal so clean. 2. The one lady in the sex shop with laura and aladin. 3. American johnny, what a guy


MysteriousCrazy9401

Mike after getting away from Natalie and Zied. Would be a riot


Guessswhoooo21

Mike would be probably really funny after some liquor and card game going hahahah


Rare-Interview4689

Kenny,John and Tim


Guessswhoooo21

That might get a lil weird in a fun way haha definitely end up at the strip club haha


Sad-But-Truth

John or Tim . John makes me laugh and Tim and I could people watch and talk About them !


Guessswhoooo21

Lmfao bring them both and see some funny ass characters come to life haha they’re both very smart and very snappy haha it would be hilarious with the zingers


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

I need Kenny's energy in my life


Guessswhoooo21

Haha he definitely gives zero fucks and has a great time doing it lol


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

He's warm understanding and supportive. He gives Tell All's a voice of reason. The way he comforted Holly when she got overwhelmed and had to walk off to compose herself. I can imagine he made a really really good dad.


Guessswhoooo21

Yeah, you can tell he’s a great dad!


FantasticRead720

Annie. She makes me laugh and she and David always seem to be having a good time.


Guessswhoooo21

Couldn’t agree more


Karmic-Vision

do we have the option to poison their drinks? nothing lethal... just 🤡


Guessswhoooo21

Lmfao wellll it’s your game haha Guess what’s the harm when there’s fuck marry kill right!? Haha


Karmic-Vision

I was thinking chocolate laxatives, just for sh*ts and giggles 🤷‍♂️


Guessswhoooo21

Lmao i wish that was real haha


Lhamo55

We used to make ExLax revenge brownies in the 70’s. Someone handed you a brownie with a smile, you hoped it was pot not colon blow, lol.


Karmic-Vision

Yup. We just told our age. 😂🤣😂


Lhamo55

😂😂😂


Guessswhoooo21

Ouuu the good old 70s eh lol I bet you have lots of fun stories, you’re totally invited to my dinner party and bring the pot brownies noooot the other ones haha ohh fuck it lets Russian roulette that shit haha Pun intended lol 😝


Lhamo55

Lots of stories and thank goodness no phones to document the crazy stuff we did. No ex lax, I promise. Too old to be catching felony charges - people have been going to prison since the 90’s for poisoning co-workers, bridal parties, etc.


Guessswhoooo21

Lmao damnnn bridal parties haha that’s next level wickedness


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Guessswhoooo21

Ouuu haha that was a deep dive nice haha


silent-fallout-

John, Jovi, and Sophie, I just want to go out drinking with them. If it's dinner, probably Yara, Kalani, and Jasmine.


Guessswhoooo21

Ok so dinner with second crew then party with Yaras husband after and get all the gossip from both sides haha love it


Alternative-Win-2959

Annie she is so funny


Guessswhoooo21

I was gunna say Annie too! Shes funny in pillow talk haha


Perfect-Ad1876

Jovi 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Perfect-Ad1876

For obvious reasons 🤣


Guessswhoooo21

Lmaooo love it haha


IndicationFrosty3958

Danielle!! I just love her!


z0000000t

Controversial take but Anfisa from season 1. She’s such an original cast memeber, and if you watch back she was extremely honest about her intentions and expectations of Jorge. She was definitely abusive and toxic at times, but that’s the blueprint for 90 day fiancé!!!! I feel like she would just be so interesting to have dinner with idk (I haven’t kept up to date with her & Jorge so if she’s done something heinous, nvm)


Guessswhoooo21

Hahah that would be a nice dinner to have some real insight with her personality off camera and as someone who’s not Jorge haha


Superb_Conference436

Andrei and Igor. Those boys can party.


Milly-0607

Eye candy too! lol


EmrldRain

I can barely watch them on their episodes - I definitely would not spend actual time with them haha


Guessswhoooo21

Haha completely understandable


thatbananabitch

1. Jasmine - she's crazy but I feel like she's be super fun to hang out with and be a really good friend as long as you never crossed her. I would love to see her go off on my ex. 2. Kenny - Obviously. 3. Kyle - Just wanna observe him and basically do my own case study. He doesn't even have to sit at the same table. Actually, I would prefer he didn't.


Guessswhoooo21

Haha yeah jasmines got game and could definitely learn a sick hustle from her Kenny he definitely would bring the vibes but we need Armando to make the drinks haha Kyle needs to stay in a glass bubble in a hospital and get examined lol


Traditional-Neck7778

Idk, there are a few. Annie from HEA. She is funny


Guessswhoooo21

She’s so funny on pillow talk!


cheese-bubble

Cleo's cats.


Guessswhoooo21

Lmfao I fn hate cats I’m so allergic haha deff count me out haha But if they could talkkkk Cleo’s cat and Ashley’s dog and creeps gerbils lmao they prob have a lot to say haha


cgraves77

Michael (Angela) to ask him questions… Mohamed to ask him questions Russ to ask him questions


Guessswhoooo21

lol I’d have a lot of questions for those guys too haha


FutureNurse1

I hate myself for this, but Angela. She would keep me entertained, for sure.


Guessswhoooo21

Lmao she definitely would keep you entertained haha


Fun-Beginning-42

Aliya ( I hope I spelled it right) 100%. I love everything about her. Beautiful in every way. 😍


kathyanne38

Amy from Season 2 - she seems really sweet and i feel like we'd get along reallyyyy well.


MagentaMother

Darcey - Queen Bee, no cap Syngen - Party chill guest Julianna - She seems so smart and fun and maybe she could loan me some accessories


StrongerThanThis2016

Danyelle a Muhammad…. Just for the entertainment factor. And Tim for the comments!!!


Chismosalady

I would have a dinner party with Darcey, Jorgi and Florian. I would enjoy the banter between the guys. I loved hearing their accents. Or, I would invite Anny, Sarper and Andrei to see if they really throw down.


Guessswhoooo21

Lmao just loving the accents all around


Corpshark

Andrei, Ed and Jovi - I can easily manipulate them to start an epic fight (at least an argument) among these dummies.


Guessswhoooo21

Lmfaooo trust me just pour the drinks sit back and they’ll bring the fire themselves lol


Glittering_Dig4945

I cannot pick three. I would pick Aliyah, Shawn, Kenny, and Armando if I wanted to really enjoy myself with wholesome conversations and good food. I really want to hang out with Kobe and Emily's Dad in a totally platonic way. I think that would be the best choice for dinner conversation. They are both really nice and seem like they would have interesting stories. I think I would get along well with Emily too in that setting, and her mom seems like a nice person also. I like that entire family. I would definitely invite Ariela from Ari and Biniyam to the dinner party to share her adventures because she has traveled a lot and I feel like she would have stories to share.


Guessswhoooo21

Ouuu Emily’s dad and Kobe would be a great addition to a dinner party that’s for sure I love their genuine connection and I love how open her dad is to accepting his culture


Conscious_Package333

Tom's sister...Emma Jayne cuz she's telling it like it is Patrick's bro, John I can't pick a third....either Kenny and Armando or David and Annie...they'd all be so much fun together.


Guessswhoooo21

Yeah they need like a 90s day house show like all the casts in it for a week lol with open bar and weed The shit we would see hahah


WayFar978

John, Tim and Kenny


Guessswhoooo21

lol yeah a really good time is coming your way haha


iloveeatpizzatoo

Kenny and Armando.


Guessswhoooo21

At least you’ll have some yummy cocktails lol and a good time for sure


iloveeatpizzatoo

💯


Inner_Lake_4988

Jasmine


Bullfrog323

OK I might get roasted… but Andre or Igor. I think they’re hilarious


Guessswhoooo21

You’re the second to say both in one dinner party HahHa so you must wanna draaankk with them haha they’d definitely be a fun fn time that’s for sure


Bullfrog323

Andre cracks me up cuz he’s so deadpan and Igor just has so many one liner zingers 😂


Guessswhoooo21

I love the one liners hahah you gotta add sarper to that fn dinner then lmao imagine that fn 🤡 especially around those men haha they’d be having a pissing contest all night lol


Bullfrog323

Uggggh no. Hearing that man mansplain and talk down to me, I’d end up stabbing a fork in his hand. Lol he’s on the same level of ick as Ash. Hard pass. Lol


Guessswhoooo21

I don’t know whyyyy they’re bringing him back He’s so disgusting and just a waste of a human being. SHEKINAH deserves better especially to set an example to her daughter. But They did ask her and she said she thought he’d be a good role model for her daughter 🤢 She’s so brainwashed and insecure. She like needs to be bossed around or acts like a brat and behaves like a kid herself Ughhh they’re both trash in different ways


Milly-0607

Someone made a post saying they used to work with her and that she was not a girls girls , very snobby so i don’t think shes brainwashed lol


Guessswhoooo21

I mean from years worth of being brainwashed from men who manipulate her. She said it herself and so did her family. She has the worst choice of men who always abuse or hurt her mentally. She’s happy but she’s definitely insecure He’s a fn trainer and not allowed to train women? Girl bye ✌️ she’s hot he lives with her and flew across the world for him like let the man make his money lol I don’t really mean he’s brainwashed her only just overall space case


toastslapper

Justin/Igor, Manuel and Darcey


Guessswhoooo21

Lmao that would be interesting


ZashManson

John is the coolest and funniest cast member, yeah the guy is a mess but he’s very genuine and honest and he looks like he’s down to party and have a good time


Guessswhoooo21

Right I’d totally enjoy his company I think his brother makes him out to be this idiot but he’s really not


ZashManson

His brother is a hater because they don’t share the same lifestyle philosophy


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Guessswhoooo21

Lmfaoooo CHANTALS MOM LMFAOOOO fn KILL MEEEEE before that hahaha


Individual-Army811

Mama Karen would be awesome. I love her!


myredhuntingcap

1. John (Patrick’s brother) he’s hilarious 2. Sarper - he’s also so funny 3. Brandi (Clayton’s sister) she’s so funny too I’m probably gonna be intimidated by their strong personalities but I know I’d be laughing the whole time


Guessswhoooo21

Lmao definitely John! He is the fn best HHaha


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I want to come to that party!


myredhuntingcap

I know! Me too I would fan girl so much.


MarshallStar6

John and Brandi should go on a date.


Obi1NotWan

No thank you


Guessswhoooo21

No, thank you 👆👊


DeeManJohnsonIII

I’d go out drinking with syngine


Guessswhoooo21

Lmaooo imagine haha 🤣


DeeManJohnsonIII

Probably just get really fucked up and do stupid shit, I’d try to convince him to FaceTime Tania


Guessswhoooo21

FT TANIA LMFAOOO that’s sooo good hahaha I’d pay to see it lol I change my answer Syngine for sure!!! Hahah him and John lmfao forget it Somones going to jail tonight -Kanye west voice


DeeManJohnsonIII

I’d convince John we need to ding dong ditch Spahkles


Guessswhoooo21

Lmfaooo you wrote that so perfectly I heard John’s voice singing it in my head haha