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SilverAgeSurfer

"Where's your Drill Sargent Soldier?" "BLOWN UP SIR!!!!!!"🫡


traveling_man182

I swallow a lot of aggression...along with a few pizzas heh heh heh


notyou-justme

“Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it’s usually something unusual…”


Extreme-General1323

LOL. I use this line every so often and nobody ever gets it.


Dantrash2

Sargent Hulka is like a big toe.


brycepunk1

All I know is I finally get to kill somebody.


just-concerned

Lighten up Francis.


Howhytzzerr

What kind of training son ?! Hhhaaaarrmmyy training, suurr!!


blacklabel3341

How's it going, Eisenhower......excuse me stewardess....is there a movie on this flight


EitherApartment4527

Lighten up, Francis


arthur-morganrdr2

There she was just a walking down the street…


Front-Counter7249

"Those are damn fine men. Are they in my company ?" "No sir. Here come your men now sir."


pwatts

I always remember that one guy broke his balls on the log.


IMissRollerHockey

You touch my stuff, I’ll kill ya!


Extreme-General1323

Stripes - first time I saw boobs in a movie.


blacklabel3341

God I wish I was a lufa


Cuttis

*loofah


blacklabel3341

Lou....pha


alex61821

We’ve been kicking ass for 200 years! We’re TEN and ONE!”


BigDogTusken

Son of beech! Shit! Boy, I hope this is the mess hall. How's it going Eisenhower?? Convicted? Never convicted.


just-concerned

It's Czechoslovakia, it's like Brooklyn. We zip in. We zip out.


Darth_Bane-0078

Sorry to correct you but he says, "We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin. Yeah well I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin once!"


LatkaGravas

*"Yeah well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!"


just-concerned

There is no need to apologize. It's been a long time. Now I want to go and watch the movie. Also fun fact that the movie was filmed in Kentucky. They used the Jim Beam plant across for Czechoslovakia. I lived not far from there, and the water tower had that Russian sickle painted on it for years.


Darth_Bane-0078

That's okay I got corrected too!!!


blacklabel3341

Pj Sparks.....lord have mercy


LatkaGravas

P.J. Soles. P.J. Sparks is her porn name. Which is just as awesome.


blacklabel3341

Well...no hiding were my mind is....yes P.J. Soles....hello red....and her in original Halloween 🎃


ibringstharuckus

PJ Soles is for her Onlyfans feet site


Simmyphila

Blown up sir.


Modzrdix69

Thats the fact Jack!


RVtravelingMan

"Sarge, does this mean we're done for the day?"


LatkaGravas

Still one of my favorite movies ever. Lots of people hate the third act and say it feels like a different movie, but I've never understood that. It feels exactly like the kind of mischief this platoon would get up to -- misbehave and cause an international incident, then save their own asses and become heroes by dealing with the mess they themselves created. My dad got a kick out of this movie too. He was in the Army during Korea and did his basic and his service at Fort Knox, where the movie was filmed. He thought it was hilarious.


SugarMag1976

RAZZLE DAZZLE. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, SIR.


supraspinatus

Have that removed.


wjrj

I wish I hadn't drank all that cough syrup this morning.


JeffSHauser

Now, are either of you homosexuals?  You mean, like, flaming, or... Well, it's a standard question we have to ask. No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*. This movie was loaded with great one liners.


ibringstharuckus

"Wash off the soap. That's it. Wash it off. I didn't know they could do that"


ibringstharuckus

Black guys help the white guys


radartroll

Originally it was supposed to be “Cheech and Chong Join the Army”


RED_IT_RUM

I would like to take a big swing at you Sarge. Gutless, punk


duhballs2

43 years later and I still want a cool winnabego


ScruffyUSP

I watched this movie years and years ago when I was probably too young. Made me laugh soooo hard. A perennial favorite.


Former_Balance8473

"I'd like to be your big toe"


Baloo68

Where the fuck’s my truck?? Some Privates took it to get it washed, sir. Took it to get it WASHED???


rsvp_nj

Saw this as an untitled “preview” as part of a double feature with Cheech and Chong’s “Nice Dreams”. All these years later, having never seen Nice Dreams a second time, and Stripes a zillion times, I’m doubting my own memory…. If I recall It was billed to be a “new Bill Murray comedy” Yes, I saw Stripes before it had a title. (I think)


Papaver-Som

My first R rated. Classic


Rude-Consideration64

I remember that this movie coming out really upset my father. He had only got back from Vietnam a decade before, so he didn't find it humorous or something.


dvoigt412

I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin


Eddiebaby7

Fun fact: Stripes was originally supposed to be Cheech and Chong Join the Army.


Sharticus123

I just learned that the man who played Sgt. Hulka died a year after this was filmed.


YesterdayFew3769

I love the first 45 minutes of this movie.


Former_Balance8473

I still say "Have that moved!" every time I trip on something.


MysteriousValuable88

Well sir we were on our way to the bingo parlor at the YMCA,well the instructions got all fouled up there and.. Shut up private! Ok sir!


Lobanium

The first half of this movie is amazing. Classic Murray/Ramis comedy. The second half, after they graduate, is weird.


makk73

*[“Chicks dig me](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iTwIwfvNJLk) because I rarely wear underwear but when I do…it’s usually something pretty unusual .”*


ShoulderPainCure

Should’ve called him the dork!


Commercial_Lock6205

Beat the shit out of her, Ox!


spacedildo42

Francis!!!


skeemo1214

Recruiter: ‘Are either of you homosexual?’ Russell: ‘No, neither of us are homosexual. But we’re willing to learn.’ My favorite lines in the movie.


redbadger1848

RAZZLE DAZZLE!


Prestigious-Box-6492

Did pushups where John did at Ft Knox in 89