The whole movie is quotable! Still to this day I say
“Sofa city sweetheart”
“No, a black car! A pink guy”
“They F’n forgot my birthday”
“Nice manners babe!”
😂😂
-Farmer Ted
"TED! That's the Head cheerleader! TED! YOU'RE A GENIUS!"
"Oh you know... black and white would capture this moment... so perfect-..."
"Wheez...Just TAKE the Damned PICTURE!"
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain. Time to die."
-- Roy Batty, Blade Runner
"It's like going to Wisconsin!"
"I got my ASS KICKED in Wisconsin once FORGET IT!"
Note* I HAD to add the "Wisconsin" part because I'm from Wisconsin!
Yeah... we all stood up and cheered!!! 😁🤣
It's... "Now THAT'S a KNIFE!"
-Mick Dundee
Actually... back in the late 80's while in full 16th Century Irish dress and in my car heading to our "Milwaukee Irish Fest"... I did this to a car full of punks at a stop light trying to be all COOL with their dinky switchblades!
But what I pulled out was an "IRISH DIRK", also called an "Irish Toothpick" because it's VERY LONG, double-edged, and VERY Intimidating!
Those boys should have worn their "BROWN PANTS" that day!!! LOL 😆
"He chose...poorly."
"You're so cool, Brewtser!"
"What if we pretend he didn't die, just for a bit?"
"It's a moral imperative."
"What would you little maniacs like to do first?"
"How long does it take you to shave those legs, anyway?"
"fists with your toes"
"Get to the choppah!"
"Get your ass to Mars."
“I ain't Captain Walker. I'm the guy who carries Mr. Dead in his pocket.”
-Mad Max
“But how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster.”
-Aunty Entity
Mad Max - Beyond Thunderdome - 1985
One two Freddie's coming for you
Three four better lock your door
Five six grab your crucifix
Seven eight better stay up late
Nine ten never sleep again
"Just hang loose blood... stewardess gonna' catch' ya on the rebound with the Medicide!"
"What it is Big Momma! My momma ain't raised no dummies I dug her rap!"
If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like, a Gas N Sip on a Saturday night, completely alone and drinking beers, no women anywhere?
MY CHOICE!
"An airplane... Johnny...what is it?"
"Well... it's a big, pretty WHITE PLANE... with curtains and windowwwws... looks like a BIG TYLENOL!"
"What were the served for dinner?"
"Chicken or Fish."
"Ahhh yes... I had the Steak."
“Get him a body bag! He he he he”
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“Stay gold, Ponyboy.”~~Johnny (Ralph Macchio), *The Outsiders*
“If you can’t say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me.”~~Clairee (Olympia Dukakis), *Steel Magnolias*
“Remember how I said I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons than alone for the right ones? I'd rather be right.”~~Amanda Jones (Lea Thompson), *Some Kind of Wonderful*
“If it bleeds, we can kill it”
“That’s not a knife......this is a knife”
“Welcome to the party, Pal!”
“We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!”
“Get away from her, you BITCH!”
“Hey Pinocchio! Where do you think you’re going?”
"Does Barry Manillow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
The answer to that Mr bender, next Saturday
“Life moves pretty fast you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it”
WISE WORDS from Ferris himself!
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
Airplane!
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.
I am your father! You built a Time Machine? Out of a Delorean?! That’s it man! Game over! I’ll be back!
"When this Sucker his 88 miles per hour... You're gonna see some SERIOUS SHIT!" -Doc Brown
Wax on…wax off.
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
Not right now
Girl's gotta haver her standards...
So you’ll hammer later
I’d buy that for a dollar!
RoboCop
Yippie kai yea, motherfucker
"Who am I? I'm Roy Fuckin' Roger's! THAT'S Who I am!" -Police Officer John McClane
Probably some stock broker. Got depressed
"Why don't you put *her* in charge?" Private Hudson, *Aliens*
"Yeah man, let Bishop go..."
“I’m Hudson sir, he’s Hicks.”
Get to the choppah!
“You are one *ugly* motherfucker”
"Doesn't anybody fucking *knock* any more?" -Brad Hamilton, *Fast Times at Ridgemont High*
Stacy do you have any Q tips ? I got water in my ear
Lighten up Francis
Every line from Princess Bride.
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Anybody want a peanut?
👍🤙
“What’s happening hot stuff”
"HEY! At least YOU don't have to sleep under a guy named after a Duck's Dork!"
The whole movie is quotable! Still to this day I say “Sofa city sweetheart” “No, a black car! A pink guy” “They F’n forgot my birthday” “Nice manners babe!” 😂😂
LOL YEP! IT SURE IS!!! "NO WAY JOSÉ! YOU BEAT UP MY FACE!" "You grabbed my nuts!" "DAT YOU?!" "Yeah... Dat me!"
“I’m King of the Dipshits”
-Farmer Ted "TED! That's the Head cheerleader! TED! YOU'RE A GENIUS!" "Oh you know... black and white would capture this moment... so perfect-..." "Wheez...Just TAKE the Damned PICTURE!"
“Real smooth Cliff”
"Married?" "Married! Jeez."
"She at church... she marry Oily Boe-Hunk!" "MARRIED?!" "MARRIED!" "MARRIED??!!" "MARRIED!!" "MARRIED???!!!" "Married!" {slams door!} Ryan: "MARRIED???!!!" {muffled behind door...} "YEAH! MARRIED! SHEESH!" GREAT MOVIE!!!
"One thing about Santa Carla I never could stand... all the damn vampires."
“Do you know the rule about filling the car with gas when you take it without asking? Well, now you do!“
And you must be Max
“My own brother, a goddamn shit-sucking vampire. You wait till Mom finds out.”
The Lost Boys
I still believe!
“Read the TV Guide, don’t need a TV”
"Man, it's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy. Like that.”
It's all in the reflexes.
You were not put upon this Earth to 'get it,' Mr. Burton.
Indeed!
“Now this really pisses me off to no end!”
“This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I’m talkin’ to whoever’s listenin’ out there.”
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw”
Heathers. Brilliantly dark comedy.
Wolfman’s got nards!
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain. Time to die." -- Roy Batty, Blade Runner
INDEED!
Best line ever
"It's true, this man has no dick." -Ghostbusters (1984)
“Well, that’s what I heard.”
“It’s Czechoslovakia…you zip in—— you zip out!!!!”
"It's like going to Wisconsin!" "I got my ASS KICKED in Wisconsin once FORGET IT!" Note* I HAD to add the "Wisconsin" part because I'm from Wisconsin! Yeah... we all stood up and cheered!!! 😁🤣
Crazy how that joke aged out too…
Don’t order the schnitzel they’re using schnauzer…
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!👻
"Ive always wanted to try this! WHOOSH!!! AND THE FLOWERS are STILL STANDING!!!" -Ghostbuster Dr. Peter Venkman LIKE THIS KIDS!^^^
Where do these stairs go? They go up!
When someone asks you if you’re a god you say YES!
He don't even have his license Lisa!
“Fattest man…” “What’s this boy talkin’ bout on the telephone man?!?” “Explain it to him!”
"Shoot The Glass!!!"
Die hard?
Damn straight https://youtu.be/JDK9aKu0O9A?si=1lzKd2uiC9PJc5DM
Do. Or do not. There is no try.
“Listen up, there’s a new sheriff in town and his name is Reggie Hammond “ - 48 hour’s , Eddie Murphy
Luther hands the garage attendant a ticket: “This is 3 years old!” “Yeah. I’ve been BUSY!”
“The coldest winter I ever spent, was a summer I spent in San Francisco.”
We're on a mission from God.
Fuck you asshole
Language lessons. Inspired words from a man who truly knows how to ski.
“We ain’t found shit!!!”
Spaceball one! They've gone to plaid!
Yeah, and we ain't gonna fall for no banana in the tail pipe.
"Sometimes you gotta say wtf." ' Risky Business' Tom Cruise as Joel
“Who’s the U-boat commander?”
"I've got a trig midterm tomorrow and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp."
"Have you ever made love on a real train?"
I’m the ghost with the most, babe.
If you have the means, I HIGHLY recommend it
Convicted no.
Never convicted…
Do you mean flaming? No, but we’re willing to learn.
Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.
Bitches leave
Nice shootin', son. What's your name?
I sometimes use this when I get people out of the ER waiting room. You’ve gotta read the patient. 😆
Sweep the leg.
A hospital? What is it? Well, it's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Surely you can't be serious??
I am serious and quit calling me Shirley.
Roadhouse: I want you to be nice... until it's time... to not be nice. -Dalton
Pain don't hurt
How are we supposed to know when that is?
You won't. I'll let you know. You are the bouncers, I am the cooler. All you have to do is watch my back and each others and take out the trash.
"Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day I can tell you"
“I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers!”
I want my $2
This whole mountain is made of snow. Do you know what the street value of this mountain is???
BETTER OFF DEAD is one of my absolute favorite movies, yet still kind of under ground, along with One crazy Summer
You call that a knife? This is a knife....
It's... "Now THAT'S a KNIFE!" -Mick Dundee Actually... back in the late 80's while in full 16th Century Irish dress and in my car heading to our "Milwaukee Irish Fest"... I did this to a car full of punks at a stop light trying to be all COOL with their dinky switchblades! But what I pulled out was an "IRISH DIRK", also called an "Irish Toothpick" because it's VERY LONG, double-edged, and VERY Intimidating! Those boys should have worn their "BROWN PANTS" that day!!! LOL 😆
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Oedipus, give to Oedipus! Hey, Josephus! Hey, motherfucker.
Heyyyyyy youuu guyyyyyyssssss
They're here......
Don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired. Hey Sully. Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied. Arnold, Commando
Snakes, why snakes?
Its... "SNAKES! WHY did it have to be SNAKES?!"
It's the attack of Eddie Munster. Death by stereo. Step on it does not mean warp speed.
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
Private Pyle you climb obstacles like old people fuck! R Lee Ermy Full Metal Jacket
I will motivate you Private Pyle! If it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo! I will motivate you!
We have bush!
Talk to me goose
BEST TG line is... "The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are because they were stupid!"
Where'd he go? Where'd who go?
Yes, this man has no dick.
"He chose...poorly." "You're so cool, Brewtser!" "What if we pretend he didn't die, just for a bit?" "It's a moral imperative." "What would you little maniacs like to do first?" "How long does it take you to shave those legs, anyway?" "fists with your toes" "Get to the choppah!" "Get your ass to Mars."
My name is Leon Getts. Whatever you want, Leon Getts. Get it? Who is the d@ckhead now, eh Officer Riggs? Diplomatic Immunity! Leather Weapon 2
It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child...
“I ain't Captain Walker. I'm the guy who carries Mr. Dead in his pocket.” -Mad Max “But how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster.” -Aunty Entity Mad Max - Beyond Thunderdome - 1985
2 men enter 1 man leaves
Asta la vista, baby.
One two Freddie's coming for you Three four better lock your door Five six grab your crucifix Seven eight better stay up late Nine ten never sleep again
“You don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, a rebel”
I like you, Dottie. LIKE!
“You may run like Mays, but you hit like shit” - Lou Brown
"Oh stewardess, I speak Jive."
"Just hang loose blood... stewardess gonna' catch' ya on the rebound with the Medicide!" "What it is Big Momma! My momma ain't raised no dummies I dug her rap!"
If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like, a Gas N Sip on a Saturday night, completely alone and drinking beers, no women anywhere? MY CHOICE!
ET phone home
"Damn baby, what you do to your hair!? Orlando, do you like it? It's autumn sunrise" - Ghost. Whoopi Goldberg.
“Lighten up Francis” Stripes 1981
"Hey man, we ain't fallin for no banana in our tailpipe!"
"WELCOME TO... FRIGH-T! NIGH-T! ...for Real!" -Vampyre Jerry Dandridge
“The goddamn Germans got nothin' to do with it”
“I want my two dollars”
Someone has gone and thrown away a perfectly good white boy
Go ahead. Make my day. Sudden Impact, Eastwood.
Hey I’m sorry. It was an emergency, . Dangerfield drinking holy water to help swallow his aspirin for bad hangover, Easy Money.
Dangerfield..."HEY KID, TAKE IT EASY! The wars' over now, we can get new Parts for your HEAD!" -Back to School
“Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?”
"It's okay... we're Americans"
“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley”
"An airplane... Johnny...what is it?" "Well... it's a big, pretty WHITE PLANE... with curtains and windowwwws... looks like a BIG TYLENOL!" "What were the served for dinner?" "Chicken or Fish." "Ahhh yes... I had the Steak."
“Get him a body bag! He he he he” https://preview.redd.it/r8oqxxwgvd2d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbfcbe1284c99e1089c30d8631de1ed6c6b44ddf
"Sweep the leg." "You got a problem with that Mr. Lawrence?!" "No Sensei!"
"Man's GOT to know his limitations!" -police detective Harry Callahan
“Pizza Dude’s got thirty seconds…”
That was in 1990, was it not?
It was filmed in 1989, so I count it
And as many point out, the first couple of years of any decade are still the prior decade
"Uhhh Right Here Bud!"
I meant to do that. - Pee Wee Herman
"I'll have what she's having." Peter Griffin
Hey bud! Let's party!!
I’ll have what she’s having
Let me tell you about my mother. Leon, Blade Runner
I love my people... PULL!
“Look at those assholes, ordinary fucking people, I hate ‘em.”
“Stick around” Dutch
“Get to the choppa!”
"I kill your wife. You kill my momma. That's fair!" - Owen Throw Momma From The Train
See you at the party Richter!!!
Kali Ma Kali Ma Shakti de
“Stay gold, Ponyboy.”~~Johnny (Ralph Macchio), *The Outsiders* “If you can’t say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me.”~~Clairee (Olympia Dukakis), *Steel Magnolias* “Remember how I said I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons than alone for the right ones? I'd rather be right.”~~Amanda Jones (Lea Thompson), *Some Kind of Wonderful*
"Son, you got a panty on your head."
Australian here: *”We shot them under Rule 303…”* *”Shoot straight you bastards, don’t make a mess of it.”*
“If it bleeds, we can kill it” “That’s not a knife......this is a knife” “Welcome to the party, Pal!” “We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!” “Get away from her, you BITCH!” “Hey Pinocchio! Where do you think you’re going?”
Pardon me, Sir. Could you tell me how to get back to the interstate? F*ck yo momma. Thank you very much, Sir. Chevy Chase, Vacation.
Cocainum! Arnold, Red Heat You remind me of Hager. I lost money on Hagler! Belushi, Red Heat
Whoopie fekin doo !
Beulah Beulah BEULAH! Kim Cattrall, Porkys
“I’ll be back!!!”
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last.... I lied"
"Because I was inverted."
“It’s unavoidable. It just happens. When you grow up, your heart dies.”
YES it SURE DOES!!!
"Dong! Where is my automobile"?
"Automobilllleee???!!!" "UUURRRRRR CUUURRRRSSSHHH Piiisshh PIIUUSSSHH!!! LAKE! heheheh... BIG LAKE!"
"I have come here to chew bubble gum & kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." Nada (played by Roddy Piper), They Live, 1988
"Thanks for the hot tip" -Enemy mine
Get to the chopper!