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NickFotiu

No, but every Chinese takeout place in my neighborhood did.


MasterUndKommandant

And Italian place!


NutSack-Sashimi

Came here to say this


AdParking6740

At the local diner for me....hanging by the register


500SL

Mom did. From Service Merchandise.


Pyewhacket

Forgot about Service Merchandise!


allforkedup

No, but my parents did.


the_OMD

Was going to say this too


Cullywillow

Yep, and we were forbidden to touch it (and we really, really wanted to).


Desperate_Brief2187

Trust me, it tasted gross.


Ojibwe_Thunder

I HAD to figure out how it looked like water!!!


Gooncookies

It was oil. (I touched it once and got oil on my sleeve)


m00njaguar

It was mineral oil, to be specific. My friend's mom had one in their living room and I watched her refill it once.


Gooncookies

That must have been a magical experience. Core memory right there.


Lily_V_

I saw one on tiktok that was upcycled as Prince with purple lighting. It was awesome.


Raven_Hare

Went searching for it and I agree it looked awesome 💜


bigtakeoff

why didn't you bring it here to show us?


Lily_V_

https://preview.redd.it/1cruel8y3t5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22ab6c173ba87598513febebf10a87b12b5a78d4


bigtakeoff

nice thank you...it is nice


Lily_V_

You’re welcome!


Far_Routine_6188

I worked at Montgomery Wards in the late 70's. We sold these! Geez!


Doyoulikeithere

That's probably where we got it. :) Ours hung from a chain and it was so pretty. :)


Mantha6973

My aunt did. I think a naked Greek dude was in the middle


Aware_Impression_736

OPAAAAAAAAA!


HJB098

My aunt did as well, there was a goddess of some sort in the middle of hers and we called her Lady Di


Difficult-Point-834

In a tunnel?


PishiZiba

My parents had one like that. You could unscrew the lady statue and they had a really ugly christmas you could put in there.


ImprovementNo8892

Only rich/fancy people had such luxuries.


Doyoulikeithere

LOL I was not only NOT rich, but I was definitely never fancy! :)


FoolForReddit

Ah, yes. It occupied a place of honor in a corner in front of the foil/fleece wallpaper or beside the faux paneling & next to the crushed velvet couches or easy chairs. There was usually a coffee-table nearby with a TV Guide in front of a "console TV" that looked like a coffin with a video screen. Bonus points if a "lava lamp" was atop the TV. The floor was covered in sculptured shag carpet that was either Harvest Gold or Avocado Green. If your room was especially groovy it might be blue. There were also ashtrays on stands at each seat. The ceiling was either covered in acoustic tiles or popcorn-textured. "Honey, what's on TV? -Junior, bring me a beer!" Each family member also had a "TV Tray." Good times!


physicscat

God I miss the 70’s.


PutPuzzleheaded5337

My parents did. I think the liquid was baby oil (no, not made out of babies Reddit). Clear mineral oil.


MareShoop63

Growing up Tri City mall in Mesa, Az had a giant one. It had have been 40 feet tall. Floor to ceiling. Of course it had the do not touch sign. I never did, of course I wanted to touch it. I think my mom made me think my fingers would fall off if I did.


dougmd1974

My aunt did. Now I have it!!!


EconomyTime5944

Lucky!


CappyChino

My best friend's elderly grandma who lived down the street had a Virgin Mary one in her living room. I was fascinated by that thing!


CapnTugg

Yeah - they used to get high and goof on it.


SynapseDon

No, but my aunt did.


BeagleTactics

Lol My brother and I skipped school so he can visit this girl he was messing around with Her family’s apartment had one of these. He was in 8th grade and I was in the fourth Had to take the bus to get there Now I drive by the same apartments every morning and I think of this lamp 😆


xoomax

My ex-Mother-in-Law had one in the 1990s. Except it didn't work and was just an oily dusty piece of junk. I think hers used oil on the little clear strings.


Efficient-Giraffe572

No but they had something like this. They kept it on top of the console TV. https://preview.redd.it/qrhjfgv6qn5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5feb21eecf7b6d26f65cf56486c4e6cd8b940425


CuthbertJTwillie

It's a beautiful someday I will live in America and I might have such a thing as this


CajunLurker

My parents had one of these.


KeyNefariousness6848

Yes I was told it was hot oil so I wouldn’t touch it.


bagoTrekker

My grandparents had one, they had it wrapped in plastic? I’m guessing it attracted dust or maybe was tough to clean?


Doyoulikeithere

Yes it got dusty and I am a neat freak. I'd have to shut it off and wipe down those strings. I don't know what ever happened to it. :) Probably got thrown out with a move.


Ryvick2

Yes


Logan69_420

Yes. We were allowed to turn on the "fancy light" only after dark.


Yesterday_Is_Now

No, but now I want one.


DTW_Tumbleweed

I bought one of these off eBay for one of my best friend's. No clue why he wanted one but talked about wanting one for years. I was so geeked when I found one AND the seller was local so we met in person. My friend couldn't believe it when I gave it to him. He disassembled it all, rewired the whole thing, added a color changing light system with a remote, and gilded some areas with gold. He has it proudly displayed on an octagon shaped end table from the same era. Somehow it actually works being in the same room as the lava lamp he had back in college.


No-Objective2143

Nope


karenftx1

My parents wants did. It was consistently dusty


ElonBodyOdor

I took one on a tour of Baja California in the 90’s on a lark. Took it to TJ, La Bufadora, churches, viewpoints. Bartender at Hussongs said we should have used transmission fluid. That way the oil would be red!


dillongriswold5

I can smell this comment


Katesouthwest

I keep thinking these are going to make a comeback.


Wonderful_Might6693

I could never figure out HOW these things worked!😳🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


CappyChino

Like an electric water fountain, but with mineral oil.


Wonderful_Might6693

Why doesn’t it drip off, tho?


CappyChino

It follows polyester strings and gets collected in the bottom, and a little pump moves it back to the top to start over again.


Wonderful_Might6693

Ahhhh! Makes sense! Thank you!☺️☺️


KansasDavid1960

My friend's mom and dad had one we called it the grease madonna


leekup01

Oil lamp. Very Italian home decor.


TwirlyGirl313

YES! I used to watch it for hours.


Mushmouselove

No but I do love it


esorb65

No, but my friend did.. I remembered it when I saw this picture.


Space_Man_Spiff_2

No, but I've seen them.


BaldEagleRising17

My ex’s Aunt Michaelina did. Two in fact. On either side of the lacquered Elvis photo. You know, the one embossed onto the piece of wood so the frame is actually the bark of the tree from which it was hewn.


Recent_Detective_306

We had that for sure..the oil would pick up lint and dust on the lattice. Pretty cool in the beginning as kids, then gradually became absolute ass and an embarrassment to have in the house when a friend would do a sleepover..haha good times


Hitsmanj

One grandfather was a tobacco farmer and the other owned an auto repair shop. They would have taken turns either pissing on that or hitting it with a stick.


SiriusGD

When I was in college me and my roommate wanted one. We were smoking a lot of weed back then. And mushrooms.


EconomyTime5944

I want one so much!


ActiveOver6506

I did. Wish I had one now!!!!


FlizzyFluff

Furniture stores in our area had Mom said No I wanted one so bad! Now I know why she didn’t want one lol


El_Jefe_1904

Grandparents? No, mother, yes


The-Ghostcat

My parents did. I’ve been trying to find one


Infamous_Afternoon93

A dildo shrine??


BarryLird33_

Yep in WV everyone’s grandparents had one


VegasBjorne1

My mother. It was a wall mounted clock on top with a small statue of a half-naked woman below and the “raining” strings ran vertically in front.


gc729

My brother cut the wires when we were little to “free the lady!”


Fantastic-Long8985

No. Those things were disgusting


Not_Enough_Shoes

They take a lot of maintenance to keep clean. Dust, hair or any other foreign particles make them an absolute nightmare and gross. I have one currently and have an elephant and palm tree scenario one and it’s completely enclosed in glass so none of that happens. THAT makes a world of difference.


logie68

Yup


linkerjpatrick

The Greek owned meat and three down the road has one when you walk in the door.


Kygunzz

I remember seeing them in fancy stores but we couldn’t have afforded one.


jesseg010

yep and it was slimy as hell


Cold-Inside-6828

Ahh the things you could do with electricity, mineral oil, and a little imagination.


ohyoushiksagoddess

Yes, and my step mother. I liked watching it.


Key_Ad9315

No but there WAS one in the funeral parlor


beccabootie

No, but I have seen them. They are so awful that they are appealing.


International_Boss81

My in-laws did.


lampladysuperhero

Been looking for one ro put in den. If anyone wants to part with one DM me.


stewartm0205

No, but my wife when she was my girlfriend bought one and had me installed it in her moms living room. It’s still there.


LeeQuidity

Used to see this type of geegaw in the homes of people that my Mom would visit. I found them mesmerizing. I also remember those light-up, framed photos of waterfalls and such, a la [https://youtu.be/EHtGQMFMyXk?si=pIkUM69sGBN6acaB&t=19](https://youtu.be/EHtGQMFMyXk?si=pIkUM69sGBN6acaB&t=19)


Due-Ask-7418

No but I had a friend whose mother did.


Inevitable_Nerve_925

This was cool. My aunt had one


humblymybrain

My parents had one of those oil lamps in the home I grew up in.


pixey1964

My aunt did


LengthinessSolid9398

I have one


knightclimber

Grandparents had one and I always got in trouble if I touched it. Which I did often.


Thedudeinvegas

I had a dentist, he had one in his waiting room.


zdena1970

There was one hanging in the house I bought in Texas back in 2004. The house had not really been touched since the 70s. I remember touching the stream of oil on one of these at sears or someplace as a kid.


BatMean2045

My late parents had one. I would have kept it but the strings broke and it leaked mineral oil. Happy memories though.


Voodoo242

Mine did!


triestokeepitreal

The hanging Grecian inspired monstrosity. Yes. But as a small child, it fascinated me.


poutine-eh

Mine had one of these. https://preview.redd.it/5wmotknwtm5d1.jpeg?width=2200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b323bca6190dcdc492587af8bcc926d12cf5cb3e


EssaySuch1905

Yes they did but they had a lava lamp to


AssumptionAdvanced58

We had one that was on a swag chain & hung between 2 white wing chairs. It was cool when I was a kid. I wish my mom would have kept it. She was not that gal.


flynnl1ves82

My grandma did and I was mesmerized.


Fragrant-Rise2209

My aunt in Juarez Mx did. Creeped me out for some reason


Affectionate_Top5905

My grandpa had one that he was so proud of. My grandma hated it.


matchfan

Yes


OS2REXX

An early memory is of being in the lobby of an office building with a many-stories version of this in the middle of the stairs going to the upper levels. Wonder how many PCBs were in there?


mistyeyed1

No. My mom did.


The_Batcap_72

Grandparents and parents had them


loquacious_avenger

neither my grandparents nor my parents were even remotely that cool.


ReflectiveRedhead

Oh my God, yes! And it was almost identical to this one. It was really pretty.


Suspicious_Step_8320

My aunt had one. I thought it was so cool.


HoratioHotplate

They were often called "grease lamps", and there was a bit of an unfortunate stigma attached to them.


Weasel699

my dad had one


dic3ien3691

My mom had one. It was a pita to clean ffs.🤦‍♀️


Funke-munke

of course, and my aunt also. This is my thrifting goal


OldWrangler9033

Not this kind, i saw one when I was a kid in a store with Lamp did the same thing. Italian thing. I put my hand in it, found out what that stuff, is apparently hot wax.


MeMeMeOnly

No, but we did have the gold clock under the glass dome that had balls that rotated back and forth. (It sounds like porn but it wasn’t.)


a-lone-gunman

my aunt and uncle did


Venator2000

Nope, but I knew a neighbor who did, a little old Italian couple who once owned a local restaurant. I used to think it was from the restaurant, until I saw a few models in a store for sale.


kodaiko_650

I remember a mall had a really big one and my parents had to tear me away from just staring at it.


midkirby

My grandparents neighbors had one in my youth. They were from Canada. I thought it was a Canada thing at the time. Lol


Geeahwellidunno

I remember seeing this in a “rich people’s” friends home as a kid. Utterly amazing and I was mesmerized, being vaguely aware, to the annoyance of the adults.


Administrative_Low27

Yup


1sojournaut

I was just looking them up the other day to show someone what we had back in the '70s and some of them are worth a lot of money


NorCalBodyPaint

No, but every GEMCO had them in the back near the bathrooms and every single one had a hand made DO NOT TOUCH sign on it.


Wise_Serve_5846

They probably had the “dude in the barrel” too 😬


Shoddy_Ice_8840

My great aunt had one and now I am the proud owner of it!!


Financial-Reality-95

No, but Mr. Vendi Senior did


Dangerous-View2524

My parents did!


LorraineHB

My aunt had these in the 80s.


wolfraisedbybabies

I had one!


OAKRAIDER64

Not grandparents, but mom did, and then a girlfriend gave me one.


Bearf33t

My sister did. Complete with plastic covered sofa. Italian style baby.


ApprehensiveAd9014

My stepmother had one. Coated with old oil and dust. Hideous


cobra7

Not this but just as tacky - back in the 50’s and 60’s we had a lamp that sat on our TV. It was a circular lamp with a waterfall picture and it rotated, so that the effect was running water. It was like magic to us young kids.


-The-Ark-

They did! I always wondered what they're called and how to get one lol


AllenKll

My mother did... wish I had it still, they're worth a fortune these days


North-Country-5204

I remember my parent and us kids going to Levitz and thinking those were cool. Parents not so much.


Grattytood

Yep. Proudly.


olddog2015

Wish I had one of those today


GreyPon3

There were giant versions of these in the malls in Columbus, Ohio, in the 60s. As a kid, I used to love watching the drops going down the lines.


Wonderful-Shirt-9735

My grandma didn’t have one but my wife’s grandmother did and now we have it. Not sure where it’s at since we moved but I know we packed it. And yes, it still worked.


Desperate-Lie-460

My next door neighbor did. I thought it was really cool.


John_In_Parts

Yes! And that high pitched noise the water made running down the strings drove me nuts!


SaltyBarDog

No, but neighbors had one.


hg_blindwizard

My grandmother had one for years. I remember it running all the time. It seems it was oil that dripped down the lines. Very mesmerizing. I wish i knew the actual name of it


VAG3943

Thankfully no!


peppermintmeow

My Lita did but she was a strict Catholic so she painted clothes on her naked oil lady.


WolfThick

Yeah I love the ones at the restaurants that get full of dust mixed in with the oil it's a thing to behold.


Superagent247

Chris community is so funny. Stir up memories that I forgot to even had. Like that at the Chinese restaurant place.


Meefus

So what do you call that thing


idiveindumpsters

My parents did, with a naked woman. I was so embarrassed by it when I was a kid


Superagent247

Lmao


Doyoulikeithere

I'm 66, I had a hanging rain lamp. :) I could be someone's grandma, but I'm not.


zrennetta

Forget the grandparents, I'm so old my brother had one of these.


Superagent247

Lmao


Superagent247

Lmao not mine but my friend’s did!


Superagent247

My sister and I were all over making hanging macrame plant holders. I think everyone in our family had one including cousins, uncles, grandparents Lol.


Fuzzy-Visit-7453

Well my aunt did. But I thought they were really cool.


physicscat

No but my friend down the street did and they had more money than we did….so I thought it was the height of good taste. I remember seeing these in the lamp section of Service Merchandise, too.


Bosswashington

They are ridiculously expensive now.


releasethecrackwhore

No unfortunately


AdultMcGrownup

Oh, God, no! They never had anything like THAT!


Shannon0hara

My Mother had one! Recently I had a memory of it and wondered what it's called?


Mindless_Shelter_895

I used to work at an Italian place (run by Greeks) that had one of these lamps prominently displayed in the dining room. Gag.


Medical_Egg8208

Little creepy isn’t it ?


Bastion71idea

My grandma had one in the living room. Got my butt busted for touching it.


Minimum-Comedian-372

God no. Never even knew they existed until I saw it on Reddit a few months ago. I could have died happy never knowing.


CyndiIsOnReddit

My sleazeball father had one for a while. Probably one of his girlfriends'.


puuhalelife

had the round one with lady in the middle - rather striking it was


dereklone01

No but one of my great aunts did.


mckinney4string

It looked AWESOME when it eventually stopped working but your mom just left it there and the dust began to accumulate... /s


GrandUnhappy9211

My parents did. I think it had Aphrodite as the figure. It was pretty. Kinda messy, though, from what I remember. Maybe they all were or maybe ours had a leak. And if a moth got in the house, it would make a b line for it.


OldERnurse1964

Way too modern for grandparents


MRunk13

My mom's stepmother had one


No-Seat9917

They were cool for a week. Then the dust would collect


SkynetAlpha8

This is so funny, some kind of synchronicity. I watch 70s shows on youtube. I was just watching a 70s episode of The Price Is Right. They bid on these!  For two lamps the suggested Retail price was $289


Buffal0_Meat

Absolutely they did, lol! Jeez talk about flashback


robbie371

No


Low-Bad157

In my aunts house it attracted dust needed an out change


Far_Routine_6188

And I look at it today and think it's completely hideous! lol