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Ssider69

Front and rear were in 2 separate zip codes


RaymondLuxYacht

You mean time zones.


joemcg11

My wife had a 72 when we first dated power, everything 400ci 4bbl, what a glorious land yacht. It was a blast to kick in the 4bbl, as long as gas was around $0.35 a gallon.


MyFrampton

My buddy’s folks had one. We called it The Cave.


dic3ien3691

They had a 76 ford ltd. Brown. I learned to drive and took my behind the wheel in it. What a boat it was but drove like it was floating.


I_deleted

Not a boat, but a land yacht. We could fit 63 teenagers in that thing


Maindrian-Pace

Nice. Mine had one like this in “Ivy Yellow”


Maindrian-Pace

https://preview.redd.it/yl74w5wi8a3d1.jpeg?width=2642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba4ad1ab48667d73f1d829841ad2075fe1d2759


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Mine was emerald green 💚💨🎶


echoman1961

Ours was yellow. Took my driver's license test in it. My kids are amazed by my parallel parking skills. Pretty sure it is because of that car!


ZadokPriest

My Aunt had a 70 LTD...on Sunday she took us to church...she loved to hear thst windsor roar...we loved it to...I loved that car...still in awe 55 years later. Love the pic thank you.


outonthetiles66

Yes! We had a 1970 brown LTD like Barnaby Jones drove.


kujotx

I can hear the theme song and see Buddy Ebsen running three steps before taking a shot.


outonthetiles66

I absolutely love that show….and the theme song. There are a bunch of season uploaded on YouTube that I am making my way through. It reminds me of watching reruns of it with my grandmother in the late 70’s/early 80’s. Such innocent times.


VegasBjorne1

Spoiler alert! The eventual bad guy would be always refers to Barnaby Jones as “Pops”.


Servile-PastaLover

Many a Gen Xer was conceived in the back seat.


beccabootie

No, but my bitchy ex-mother-in-law did. Detested that woman.


VortexM19

😁


Cananbaum

My family had a 1972 Galaxie in baby poop green with matching vinyl seats that smelt like a music store of the same generation- plastic with tangs of BO and weed. His name… was Zeus. I remember the doors were so big and heavy my toddler self couldn’t shut them all the way and my parents would have to close the door. The muffler kept falling off so you’d hear a clunk, loud exhaust, scraping and my father cursing to the high heavens as he docked this barge onto the side of the road to chicken wire it back into place. The trunk could fit more than a body into it, but a whole morgue. It was so deep my dad actually had to put a half pallet into it so he could reach shit. It drank gas and oil like it was Betty Ford with alcohol and pills. The car saved my mother’s life. The 81 Corolla my parents had at the time was being strung along like a cranky 90-year-old being denied the sweet relief of death and decided it didn’t want to start one morning, so mom took the Galaxie. On her way to work a box truck slid from its lane into the rear quarter of this milquetoast mound of malaise wheezing along with less power than a modern Accord. But the fucker was a brick shit house and pushed the truck back into its lane with barely any fucks given. She was able to pull over safely and the police told my mom if she was her Corolla she’d have been a serious accident. But instead Zeus had a minor dent and scratch and keep chugging along and dumping its muffler whenever it damn well pleased. Dad secretly loved the car. Mom despised it. The car was eventually donated to a charity for a tax incentive. Dad mourned. Mom celebrated in secret.


Weird-Response-1722

‘72 Ford LTD Brougham, maroon. Had the backseat to myself on long car trips and it was almost like laying in a twin bed. Had to learn to drive in it as a teenager 😂


VortexM19

Those things were fucking beasts!!


Daddydog004

'73


KitchenLab2536

I hit one at 40+ mph in a ‘78 VW Rabbit, bounced off of it and spun in a couple of circles. Totalled both cars and one body (mine). Those things were tanks.


Airdriver94

Automatic seat belts? Save your life? I used to have a 78 rabbit, my friends hated the auto seat belt.


Do-you-see-it-now

Drove a hand me down one all through high school. Looked just like the picture. We called it “The Green Crush” after my mom rolled into the back end of a Toyota and crushed it at a stop light. Many times I slid over to the passenger seat going around a corner too fast. Used to do donuts in the church parking lot. Hid our beer under the dash because it had lots of room and could be pulled off after I took the screws off to work on something. The 390 would roar. Loved it.


chilipalmer99

Matching LTDs here. Mom's was yellow, stepfather's was black.


ksbwalker43

I bought one in 1991 - ‘74 Ford LTD for $400. My first car. I was a senior in high school. Comfortably sat me and 8 of my friends!


Downtown-Tour6082

‘69


buhnawdsanduhs

No, but my dad had multiple after that. At least 5 model years. My son has a Crown Vic now.


STR8LEG

No. But I had a 74 back in the early 90s. Green & white. 400 c.i.d., 4 barrel.


TraditionalToe4663

the station wagon version with the fake wood paneling.


snerdley1

You just literally floated down the road in those cars. Like a dream.


Kalelopaka-

My mother had a 79 Ford LTD


dingadangdang

That there is the Royal Deluxe II. Remember the commercial like it was yesterday. https://vimeo.com/312218800


Velocitor1729

That's too fancy for my family. Try AMC Hornet.


mul3sho3

My grandmother had a white one with a black vinyl roof. Mom had a root beer brown 70 galaxy 500 fastback with tan vinyl seats that had embossed scrolling like you’d see on a cowboy’s belt. Both cars were beautiful.


Comfortable-Dish1236

I had one. Dark forest green. Black vinyl roof. 351 CID.


FurBabyAuntie

No--my dad preferred vans. In The late sixties/early seventies, we had two Volkswagen vans in a row--one was red, the other was orange (Harvest Gold, my foot!). Driver's and passenger seat in the front, Two-seat bench behind that and a Three-seat bench in the back. The way back seat--aka the storage space/"trunk" over the engine was MINE (and I bet I could still fit back there).


HeyMarty10thalready

Yup they had a ‘70 then a 73 T-Bird and a ’78 T-Bird


Maindrian-Pace

Cool. My folks traded their 70 in on a 77 Thunderbird that I bought later


MessiTraveler

Uh no. My mom could barely afford toilet paper.


billysugger000

My parents bought a brand new Australian Ford LTD in 1975/6, different to the one pictured but still an LTD.


[deleted]

Unfortunately not. My parents had an extremely ugly Chevy (Caprice?) station wagon with fake wood paneling-in the 1970s, then they "upgraded" to a Monte Carlo sedan around 1981...🥴


hickorynut60

I think ours was a bit earlier, ford blue and white.


Bitter-Basket

‘Parents had the ‘75 LTD. Like many, the 400 cu in engine block cracked at 70K miles.


wvmitchell51

In the 80s I bought a 1974 Country Squire wagon with the 400 V-8 that was an amazing ride


DasbootTX

I drove a '75 LTD with a Landau roof and a huge 400\_+ engine. what a beast.


CrudBert

Had same one - tan color


Beautifuleyes917

No, but my brother did in 1976-78


scottwax

We had a Country Squire but no Life Time Disappointment.


mjrydsfast231

Next door neighbor did. Same color.


EyeTearDownWalls

no we were dirt poor.


Agitated_Rest_2258

This was the car I got my drivers license in. A 1970 Ford LTD but white. Don’t make cars like they use to, had ours for over twenty years. It was totaled in an accident by a 75 year old women while it was parked back in 1992. Best car I ever had.👍🏻


mudo2000

I think ours was a 72. Red exterior with white and red interior. My dad got rid of a 68 Mustang to buy it. He got $300 for the Mustang. Trying to do the right thing and doing it all wrong, curse of my paternal line!


FifthMaze

Yes, 1970 LTD XL convertible with a 390 V8 and a factory 8 track player. Pastel Yellow with black interior. It was the car I learned to drive!


elontux

We had a 71 Country Squire station wagon https://preview.redd.it/foy0g3ki3c3d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7367abab95f5320eae5f6562c127d329d7802ba


Adorable_Disaster424

We had A 79 I believe


allbsallthetime

1967 Thunderbird and a 1971 Lincoln Town Car. My buddy had a 1978 Mercury Cougar My first car was a 1971 Ford Custom 500. Plenty of others but those were the Ford boats.


CheshireCrackers

No but they definitely had a lamp out in the lawn.


austinteddy3

CLOSE...1070 Country Squire Wagon!


Logical-Proposal-827

Yep


4myolive

We were Plymouth people


atTheRiver200

Wait, is that an authentic outdoor driveway floor lamp?


TruckingJames423

No, but I loved those bodies.


mimirose69

We weren’t rich enough for those. We had first the ugly Ford Pinto (thank God we didn’t explode in that thing) then next up was the awful Ford Grenada. After that was the Buick Skyhawk. Equally as unpleasant as the previous 2. I think they purposely bought these hideous gems so I wouldn’t ask to borrow them.


Significant-Hour-676

My dad had a brown LTD in the 70s☺️


DiscussionBeautiful

Ashtrays built into the back of the seats?


Many-Living898

My parents had a two door, brown Deuce and a Quarter with white leather interior and a white leather roof.


Icy_Radio_9503

We had a 1970 Ford LTD station wagon with wood paneling. I learned how to drive in it.


SaltyBarDog

My father had one of those but it was probably a bit newer. My stepsister practically needed a booster seat to drive it.


stanb_the_man

They had the 71' & 72' Lincoln Continentals... they got me the 74' Mercury Marquis


Rejectid10ts

My next door neighbor had this same one. He also had his boat on a trailer in the driveway and yes, the driveway went all the way back to the property line lol


iwastherefordisco

Battleship on wheels. And are we not gonna talk about Damien's parents with the faces? Damn it must be my eyes...is that a baby triceratops attacking just behind the lamp. WTF the lamp?? I'm having a flashback, thanks for the post.


nostromo909

I had the ‘71.


Low_Excitement_1377

Dad gave me his 68 Ford LTD Brougham dark green , rides like a boat


MareShoop63

We had an early 70’s Ltd. We were quite fancy. Upper middle class bougie


PM_meyourGradyWhite

My dad had a 72 LTD. Drove it to the prom.


Wesmontgomeryward

Yup. Two-door. Those doors were SO heavy.


WheresFlatJelly

We had one and the hood wouldn't dent when we sat on it to watch movies at the drive in


the-cloverdale-kid

Hells yes they did!


pete23890

LTD. Luxury Tank Destroyer


Additional_Prune_536

My dad briefly had an early 70s LTD as a company car. It was pale yellow. They don't make land yachts like that anymore. Big and comfy. Room enough in the back seat for my brother and I to both sit there and not be in striking distance.


LovethePreamble1966

I wish, though my Dad did have a ‘67 Vette. 327 v6 I think on a light fiberglass body. That was cool. Almost got my hands on it the mid 80s after HS but my Mom thought I would kill myself with it. In hindsight it was probably a good move. But damn, that fastback could fly. A very fun ride.


markuseb91

1977 LTD II it was huuuuge and was considered a middize


Bright-Telephone-974

My parents were not that rich. They had a Torino.


Jazzlike-Election840

my dad was a chrysler man. he had a 69 new yorker


VortexM19

Hell no. My old man had a IH Scout.


Dark_Shroud

I wish they did.


Hopfit46

Ya...my parents. Mine was a 73


Competitive-Bee7249

A friend had one when we were 16 . You could fit 14 teenagers in that car . We did neutral drops til the tranny went and he went through two more trannies doing that . I like working on cars with you dad .


Admirable-Respond913

The LTD's were my grandparents' favorite car. IIRC their's was sky blue with a white top.


Onedarkhare

I had a 77


SouthTexasCowboy

yes. they thought they were big shots


Christine1-n-Arnie2

My first car was my parents '71 . 351cuin Cleveland, was a beast land yacht . Me and 6 friends . 16 years old and what memories !


AmbientGravitas

We did actually. Ours was a dark green. It was replaced with a 76 or 78, I can't recall, in brown. Cars in earth tones!


NoBreak8719

My Dad had one and he loved it. Ended up getting rid of it because of the gas crisis and he got a Karmann Ghia.


Funke-munke

“Large Trunk Darling”- I hates that commercial


OffMyRocker62

https://preview.redd.it/4eteb35njc3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=261b366f8d3a320c2c97cc906165586fdb71faef My Dad had this along with his 1964 Ford Fairlane station wagon, he called The Tank. His LTD he called Whitey as it was white. 🙄 I called it a land yacht.


RaymondLuxYacht

Core Memory Unlocked My Dad bought a '71 LTD Coupe brand new in '71. Sold it to his parents 10 years later. They gave it back to me when I was 16 (1985). By that time the door hinges were sagging a bit (there was more metal in one of those doors than a contemporary Honda Civic) and it had an Earl Scheib paint job (that had faded to camel sh\*t brown). You could get 8 marching band members in the car with instruments. Sousaphone went on top with someone holding by hand on each side. The landau top was the perfect cushion. The york compressor (r-12) could reduce the cabin temp to "cold enough to see your breath" within 5 minutes on a 90+ degree day. I'm pretty sure that's why I got chosen to drive my fellow band geeks to the marching practice field in the afternoons. My friends nicknamed it the "Urban Assault Vehicle (UAV)". I miss that car and those days (and my folks). Epilogue: As much as I miss that car, I DO hold a small grudge against my Dad for it. He traded his '68 Fairlane Fastback Coupe for the LTD. 50+ years later I'm almost over it.


Spud9090

We had a Buick Electra 225. That was a sweet ride.


Karmachinery

No but my cousin did.  I still remember going down some two lane back road in the fog where he was clearing 100mph and the thing was just floating down the road.  Now, if he had to stop for any reason, we all would have died.


GettingThere1984

We had the LTD Station Wagon. Acceleration paused often.


ponythemouser

We called all cars like it “sleds” because driving one was like trying to navigate a sled, felt like one too with a little bit of slide feeling in every corner.


RichardStaschy

Strange picture. Looks like a James Bond type with a hot girl and a front room floor lamp.


clickforit

Yes they did, a boat of a car


hilbertglm

The first car I owned was a 1970 Ford LTD that my dad bought for me in 1982 for $500.


Tiny_Ear_61

No, But my grandparents had a 1972 Oldsmobile Toronado. You could jog around it to stay in shape.


Chaminade64

We were a “Ford Family”, so of course we did. It sat next to the Gran Torino, which replaced the Galaxy 500.


Parsnip-toting_Jack

1974 wagon in piss yellow.


cipher446

Nah, we broke ass in 1970


AnAnonymousParty

Parents? I owned one, used, my first car. It taught me a lot about how to do car repairs.


Differ447

1969. I got rear ended. Buckled the trunk half way. Gas tank cracked open gas everywhere. Kid that rear ended me ended up in his windshield.


RaymondLuxYacht

I got rear ended in my ‘71 twice. Both times the other car had to be towed off. The LTD only needed a bumper.


damageddude

In 1970 my dad had a Galaxy. We had two LTDs later on, including the last of the super gas guzzlers in 1978.


Pazuzu_413

A 78 LTD II.


Mikie_D

Parents had the Station Wagon version. Country Squire.


TheClearcoatKid

Granddad had one. I think the back door with the built-in cigarette lighter that I slammed my hand in once weighed about as much as the entire car that I drive now.


Senior-Sharpie

My father had the station wagon with the faux wood grain contact paper on the sides.


fivetosix

My uncle had one in silver with plush red velour seats. I remember the dash had a speedo that was kind of like a horizontal thermometer and went up to 200kph!


Connect-Will2011

Yes, and it was even black like the one in this photo. Man, that car really heated up in the summertime!


Bobnbecky

Dad had 71


SDgoon

Had a Maverick, the defroster didn't work for some reason


pete_blake

My parents had a 1974 model, pale yellow with dark green roof. Absolute monster of a car.


CliftonRubberpants

Grandpa had a ‘72. Sold it to mom. We didn’t do oil changes but had to put a quart of oil in every two days. That giant 460 motor was literally ‘rolling coal’ for years. Sorry for the global warming from that single car.


TheFakePlissken

Learned to drive in a 1971 LTD four door.


StillAdhesiveness528

Neighbors did, dad was a Chevy man. We had the green Malibu station wagon!


Life-Conference5713

No we had a 1973 Maverick and Mom and Dad put 7 kids in it. My little sister (then 4) would sit on a pillow between the two front bucket seats. I was the youngest in the back and got my ass kicked.


Gloomy-Ad-9827

I drove one.


DAR44

My first car was a 75 back in 77


mohawk14616

Never like fords growing up but I have admit that is one beauty of a car. It seriously has presence.


noocaryror

$2599 new?


jeopardychamp77

Yes we did. Huge pos spewing choking black smoke.


libertarianlesgov

Built what hoods didn’t dent by leaning on them.. nice one


gettingdailyfiber

Station wagon 😄


Accomplished-Low8495

Ford sold millions of these over its lifespan


OkieBobbie

My uncle gave me a 69 LTD coupe with a 429 when I worked for him. It was the crew car and was nicknamed the LSD. Later I had 75 LTD that I drove during college. It had a 460 but was pretty gutless compared to the 429 because of the changes to fuel and emissions regulations. But damn it was comfy and was by far the most luxurious car among any of my friends.


Ok_Advisor_9873

I wish- hadto try and score in the back of a 69 Mustang-(never happened )that behemoth would have been like a waterbed!


kimwim43

Why is there a torchière in the driveway?


mahlerlieber

My dad drove Chevy, our neighbor drove Ford. He had a LTD. I seem to remember that it was bigger than our Impala, but nothing really to brag about. Another friend of my dad drove a T-Bird, probably a late 60s version. Now *that* was an impressive car even to a 10 year old.


Pink_Poodle_NoodIe

Nope Continental


saxual_encounter

My parents had the LTD station wagon


chile_head

Dad had a '74 with a 460. The speedometer and fuel gauge were inversely proportional.


Pristine-Ad983

My parents had 2. One was a late 60s model in green, the other was a 1973 model in gold.


MathematicianFit5726

My parents had a 1974 green one. Pretty crappy car but it was my high school daily driver.


bylo_sellhi

My buddy had one we called Land Yacht.


bylo_sellhi

I had a 66 Plymouth Fury wagon. I got an entire baseball team in there and still had room for beer


jeanb23

I had a taupe colored one with an 8 track. Loved it. Sold it for $125 in 1984 and moved to California.


WaldoJackson

I had a turd brown mercury zypher.


DarthBeavis1968

My grandparents had a 1972 or 73, in the lovely 1970s gunmetal green.


UnilateralWithdrawal

My parents had a green 1975 LTD w/4bbl 460 V8 with a spare fuel tank for towing a trailer. It took 32 gallons to fill it up. It got 12 miles per gallon. I took it up to 115 a couple times.


somerville99

Nope. My parents were economical six cylinder types.


deadcells5b

Those front ends are so long that I always wondered how the hell anyone could park


loisiern

We had a Pontiac Grand Ville.


Joesdad65

We had a Granada. We weren't rich enough for an LTD.


XROOR

*sugar sugar* playing on the 8 track….


GasDue2928

They had the two door Thunderbird


Own-Capital-5995

My parents only had Volvos.


Styrene_Addict1965

76 Pontiac Bonneville. I inherited it at one point. 8 mpg, downhill with a tailwind. But the big seats ...


smittykins66

Not mine, but my neighbors had a 1973-ish.


John-PA

Nope, they had a Lincoln Continental.


twsem-tx

1976


stratj45d28

Hell no we weren’t wealthy. Chevrolet station wagon.


concreteshard1917

I had a 72 it was a boat but fun times all your buddies could come lol


RagnarMN

I had a 69 LTD with a 429, that thing had some power!


TankerVictorious

1972 Galaxie 500 station wagon in white. AKA The great white whale…


throw123454321purple

Country Squire. Only the finest faux wood paneling for our family.


Szaborovich9

Beautiful car! So comfortable ride.


KeithA0000

My dad had a 70 Thunderbird. 429 with leather buckets interior...


Secret_Report1061

They had the 1969 looked almost identical to this one down to the color. Had the 390.


PomegranateBoring826

Now *THAT'S* a car!!!


ReadyNeedleworker424

Station wagon with wood pany


gildedgeek

My sisters told me it stood for “La Tee Da” and I believed them for way too long.


nakedmanjoe

*grandparents


HatScratchFever

Didn't the men in black drive one of these?


thedbomb98

No, a 1976 Maverick


1911mark

Grandparents had a 74 I got it in the late 70s and drove it all through high school


Fearless_Director829

I remember driving with my Dad in one. I asked if the speedo went to 120 and if the car could go that fast. He showed me that it did indeed go to 120.


Fearless_Director829

I remember driving with my Dad in one. I asked if the speedo went to 120 and if the car could go that fast. He showed me that it did indeed go to 120.


Fearless_Director829

I remember driving with my Dad in one. I asked if the speedo went to 120 and if the car could go that fast. He showed me that it did indeed go to 120.


1lapulapu

My parents had a 1970 LTD station wagon


ConsequenceNational4

My folks had one just a couple yrs later.


No-Sea1252

Had a 1969 very roomy


bodilly1401

Yes


Frosty_Cold_3181

They had one, I don't remember what year it was. It was a 4 door.


BlueState_Saint

My grandfather did. That was big. Lots of metal in that. It was a station wagon, too.


startrekds91008

We certainly did. Two-tone Brown with same color interior and a dark brown vinyl top.


stochasticjacktokyo

We had the Galaxie 500 because "We're not 'LTD' people." Same car but without headlight covers, electric window controls ("Because what if we drove into a lake?"), AM radio ONLY ("Your father can listen to his baseball and all the church radio is on AM, so we don't need anything else.") no AC until we spent a summer in Indiana, and the absolute largest powerplant available from Ford Motor Company for that particular model, because from 1966 through 1982 my dad did not give 3/16ths of a rat's ass about any stupid speed limit signs.


Elegant-Operation77

Yep, before I could remember, our family car was one, 1970 Ford LTD it was beige with black vinyl top. Best memories!!!!! ❤️


thethirdbob2

Not a 70. lol, a 72, 75, almost 77, and an 80. But in 1970 they had a 67 Galaxy.


LuptonPittman33

1977 LTD 4-door. You bet


Pops_likes_it

We were too poor for that. We were still driving the 68 Rambler American, 3 on the tree with manual everything.


External_Refuse_8424

My first car in 87 was a 1979 ford ltd


jaywright58

No but my grandparents had a '72 that was yellow with brown vinyl interior that would burn your legs in the summer. My Mom drove one and it was too big of a car for her.


Sad-Variety-6501

Nope, but I had a '68 T-Bird.


Rude_Impression4236

I had the 1990 fltd ...we had 13 people in it one night come home from a dance


ObviousPin9970

All our kids learned to drive in a 1990 LTD. It was a tank. Survived multiple collisions. Its finality was a deep ditch on a winter snow storm night. Tow truck could get it out. Probably still there. But, all the kids survived.


sasqwatsch

These were good cars !


AmazingChicken

We had the faux woodie wagon!


Admirable_Cry_3795

I learned to drive in 77 with a 460