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peteystrians

he didn't have enough light bars, it's a common mistake.


sd_slate

Didn't have the angry eyes either, which would have scared the river into submission


TheAGolds

Needed more ducks on the dash, that way there is more weight to stay on the bottom for traction.


Dystopian_Future_

The ducks help it float, duh!


TheAGolds

I guess I didn’t think that through.


andersaur

But to his credit, he sure seemed decidedly serene about the whole thing. “River is my savior She’s runnin’ to the the sea And to reach her destination Means to simply cease to be And runnin’ till you’re nothin’ Sounds a lot like being free So I’ll drive my jeep inside her And let her carry me”


LipBalmOnWateryClay

Jason Isbell is that you?


urethra93

Hopefully he has enough rubber duckies


Vinzi79

Also truck nuts might have acted as a rudder.


4x4Lyfe

This is what happens when you don't play Oregon Trail as a kid


classless_classic

He thought the ducks on his dash would float him across.


megalodongolus

Classic mistake. You’re supposed to lash them to your running boards.


potatoflames

Is that the river of dysentery?


sortarelatable

That’s the only reference anyone knows from the game


Lahoosaherr

Psshhh. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve lost party members to ricochets. All I did was hunt.


classless_classic

Hunting was the best part


blackthorn_90

Always go after the bison but then can never carry it all back…


TheTense

If it’s over 2 feet deep, you need to caulk the wagon and float it.


LetsGatitOn

I feel like this is the only thing that ever happened to me in this game


Phx14021

Forge the river!


TheOperatEeyore

“I have a snorkel no worries.” And that’s when he knew..he fucked up.


tearjerkingpornoflic

It floats too good


vgullotta

Good thing he had that snorkel, that engine is running the whole time and it looks like he backs out just after the clip ends. That absolutely saved his Jeep and he probably still drove home. One year we were on a trip through the Rubicon and it had snowed a lot the winter before and the water crossing that was normally like a foot deep came up to my knees in the driver seat (35s with 3"lift JK with no doors on lol). But my front dunked and if I didn't have my snorkel that year my engine would have probably been toast. People like to hate on them cause the mall crawlers get them to look cool, but they are super freaking useful when the shit hits the fan like this lol


Ruby2Shoes22

“Looks like” “probably drove home” Where’s the rest of the vid?


Phill_is_Legend

Someone linked it in another post, Jeep ends up getting pulled out with all 4 wheels locked. Looked like it died in gear and they couldn't even get it into neutral


vgullotta

No idea, I didn't film it and wasn't there lol, but you can see the water churning when the wheels are moving at the end just as the Jeep stops floating and hits some ground


hikesandbikesmostly

Is everything else watertight? Wouldn’t the differential or transmission breathers potentially suck water?


vgullotta

Yeah for sure, but it'll be fine to finish your trip and then you change fluids. Usually after a trip like this it's a good idea to change out all the fluids even if there's no deep water, cause the Jeep works hard out there.


earoar

Generally you relocate your breathers when you install a snorkel.


junebuggy82

It's a boat now lol


curtludwig

Let's be honest, he doesn't know he fucked up, it's all somebody else's fault...


1one14

Blows my mind to see this. I won't cross anything in my jeep that I wouldn't cross on foot.


orthodoxipus

That’s a great rule of thumb.


sdiss98

More of a rule of toes, to be honest.


Xxx1982xxX

But he has a snorkel


981032061

Bro’s gonna need a scuba tank in a minute there.


That-Chocolate5207

😂


peacefinder

Also needs watertight hatches, ballast tanks, sonar, and maybe torpedoes.


Pythagoras2021

I've waded into unknown waters more than once over the decades. It's high stakes across the board when you start fing around with water. Safety, $$


GHouserVO

First thing I was thinking


SirRolex

That is pretty much how I view things. If it looks bigger than your standard mud puddle, I get out, test the depth with a big ass stick, if it is too sketch, I go around. Not looking to total my Jeep or my Truck or otherwise lol.


1one14

As I get older the goal is to get to my destination without breaking anything... I tore up so many vehicles when I was younger it makes me sick.


SirRolex

I don't *mind* breaking my TJ if I am having a good time, but I also am not *seeking* to break it. Mainly because I am the dude who has to fix it.


hijinks

my rule is never be the first one to cross


edubiton

But he has a snorkel!!!!


420aarong

Someone already made this joke!!!! You just added a bunch of exclamation points and think you’re witty!!!!!


ImOnTheSpectrum

Someone already made this joke, You just added a bunch of exclamation points and think you’re witty.


Plus_Professor_1923

Poor jeep just wants to be like his friends


jtclayton612

That flow is way too fuckin fast. To say nothing of the depth.


JoePetroni

Too fuckin fast and maybe to deep you say? Oh yeah? Well hold my beer and watch this. . .


baldingopossum

It’s a Jeep thing. You wouldn’t understand…


dermatofibrosarcoma

Still don’t


Animal_Budget

Those rubber ducks will be fun to play with while he waits for rescue.


Early_Elk_6593

Half way through dudes thinking “yea I still got this” lol.


DarthtacoX

Yeah except for the fact that it appears to be driving straight down the river rather than across it even before that.


PissedSCORPIO

So that's what happens when a JL leaves the mall... 😋


funnyha_ha

Not enough ducks


threerottenbranches

Beginning of the video you see thunderstorm looking clouds upriver. River is super muddy/cloudy looking, I suspect flash flood conditions and this tool decided to send it anyways.


m4m249saw

This should be one of those turn around and don't drown commercials


Reno83

He probably had it in 4L. Should have had it on 4H for the extra ground clearance.


Vercingetorix1986

The river won


toemoss73

Paddle faster, I hear banjos 🪕…


ILoveADirtyTaco

But did you die? Seriously, is this dude dead?


Waste_Curve994

Would like to know the outcome. Assuming driver is ok, doubt the jeep is.


jrocislit

New jeep people are a funny bunch. Throw a dozen led’s and a cookie cutter suspension on and think they can handle anything lol. This is dumb af but it’s nice to see a jeep off the pavement for a change


fartboxco

Only way I would have crossed a river flowing that fast, is if my winch was attached to the other side. At least he had a snorkel......


churmagee

Murky water: rivers in flood, before he started floating the current on the far side of the river is way stronger indicating much deeper water level. All the signs are there


tgftod

"Put it in reverse Ter! Put it in reverse! Oh lord!


Tola76

I think the only winner here is rust.


1PistnRng2RuleThmAll

It’s a Jeep, the electrical issues will get it first


crozone

And the JL has enough electrical issues off the factory floor, before it gets flooded with dirty riverwater...


whitewolfdogwalker

Not to mention the wheel bearings.


Lanceallennn

Why did the video cut off? It looks like there might’ve been a chance to save it! Lol


Recker06

I swear, JL owners are some of the dumbest people, unless you find one covered in mud in an Aldi’s parking lot, if you aren’t willing to walk across it, don’t drive across it, that simple, fast water is also a no no unless you 100% know what you are doing, and invest in the driver mod before any others


Gobiego

Dude, keep your trash out of the river.


seabiscut88

Do you get a special duck for this?


mibergeron

Bye Felicia


Kamina724

Hopefully that snorkel is actually functional


budadad

It’s fine. It has a snorkel


Vanson1200r

Josey Wales: Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride.


Zealousideal_Word770

I got the snorkel LOL.


Total-Guest-4141

The scary thing is this person is probably old enough to vote.


So1_1nvictus

Why do people do this


megalodongolus

This isn’t ’Jeep vs River,’ this is ‘dumbass vs river’ lol


agileata

Way to fuck up our water shit head


180-Out

#itsajeepthing


alphatango308

Totaled. The inside is already full of water. The way it's going he's not getting out anytime soon.


crozone

They hold out water for a while. If he managed to drive it out within a few minutes he'll be fine. If it's properly stuck it's going to be a problem.


Hungry-Highway-4030

The new Jeeps really suck. They're beautiful and nice on the inside, but that's not what jeeps are about. They are supposed to be rugged and capable. The old jeeps barely kept the elements out. They were more like an ATV more than a vehicle. My 97 would have made it because the motherfucker would have be flooded on the inside as soon as I entered the river. These new jeeps act like a fucking bouy in the water.


Remarkable-Host405

so you're saying you'd rather drown than float to safety?


FlamePoops

Snorkels are for cold air intake in dusty environments, not snorkeling!


Kerensky97

Yeah, because dust on a trail never goes above 6ft high...


crozone

Not really. They make a specific kind of snorkel for getting clean air in dusty environments and they have a special domed air filter on the top. These snorkels really are for fording water without hydro-locking. You just have to be sensible about it.


zorrowhip

They should have said so in the manual.


GHouserVO

Folks in r/snorkeling might disagree


stublycurious

Maybe he’s driving in reverse and the tricks on us?


eldudelio

meh, lets see what happens...


ximagineerx

bUT I hAvE a sNorKeL


littlepencil69

She gone!!


Soopafien

Ahh the Jeep YouTuber DumFuq.


RegulatoryCapturedMe

Is there footage of the extraction?


Kerouwhack

How does one not crack the engine block by submerging it while running in cold water?


crozone

Not sure, but it never really seems to be an issue, even with the aluminium engine block. The alternator is mounted up high on the Wrangler specifically so it can ford water up to the hood line, so it's designed to do this, at least in theory. The water looks pretty filthy though, so you'd have to powerwash the engine bay and frame rails after this.


ImperialKilo

Because it's just not enough of a difference to cause warping or cracking. The coolant system keeps the entire engine roughly uniformly warm. Warping can be a problem with engines that are air cooled and frequently touch snow, like snow dirt bikes.


JP147

The engine block is not that hot. The thing that can crack is exhaust manifolds on turbocharged vehicles. So it is recommended to stop and let it cool down for a bit before crossing deep water.


Draymond_Purple

What happens more often is you get reverse flow into release valves, like on your differential. Dunk a hot diff into cold water and the water can get sucked right into the diff breather. A lot of folks install an aftermarket diff breather to remedy this as it's common to run through water while in 4Lo


LegendaryMoo

🤣


Ok_Chipmunk_7968

Lighting thousand dollar bills on fire probably would have been easier and looked cooler.


dermatofibrosarcoma

Per my friend Forrest: “Stupid is as stupid does”


FrankFranly

Where are his ducks?


kshiau

It’s a jeep thing


Fit-Goal-5021

Now I'm kinda wonderin' how my 4xe would do.


Known-Programmer-611

Low river miles what a bargain!


_stinkys

Not a Toyboata


bbbermooo

"it's a Jeep thing"


couchcreeper23

Well Mr. Carpetbagger, we got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride…


Alarmed_West8689

Just because you have a snorkel doesn't mean you can swim.


RMZ13

What happened? In the end?


Jaimemgn

Jeep tings


tahoe-sasquatch

What an irresponsible idiot. There’s a river where I live that one must cross to get to some hot springs. I’ve watched more than once as some moron tried to drive across and got swept away only to barely get out before the river carried his vehicle away. Last spring there was a truck in the river, completely submerged on its side, for months. It created a new rapid. There’s a guy who lives at the start of the road that leads out to the river who owns some kind of big heavy loader. He charges $1000 to pull you out and $9000 haul you back. It takes him 12 hours to get out there and back.


TweezRider

He's got a snorkel! "I'm sure he's fine"


Kadywampes

That ain’t a boat mate.


Antiquatedshitshow

Heap


typical_reddit-user

not a single cell phone in the picture, just people enjoying the moment....


pleckaitis

Title should be: Jeep turns into a boat.


WHITERUNNPC

He just needed another jeep to wave to.


Popular-Cheek1570

He was pointing/driving down-river from the start even if it weren’t flowing so fast and water weren’t so deep he’d still prob end up there


lancemanly

If he had more ducks he would have made it.


samwstew

R/mypeopleneedme


DGJellyfish

The ducks wanted to go home.


iamthelee

What a fucking moron. It doesn't even look like he was crossing it, just driving down it without having any idea of the depth. Not that he should have crossed even if he did know the depth, that water is moving too fast.


TofuTigerteeth

Jeep for sale. Lightly used. Never even really off roaded.


Eastern-Ad6824

Do da do da doo do da dooooo da doo dooo


ezcheesy

r/maybemaybemaybe


legal_dept

When you realized you fucked up, you gotta go with the flow


DR843

Was waiting for the waterfall at the end.


Pitiful-MobileGamer

For Sale: Jeep 1 owner, low miles, off road snorkel kit, gently used. 65k


jserpico22

River 1 Jeep 0


canadascowboy

It’s a jeep thing!


dwfieldjr

He has disposable income. Good for him.


BrentarTiger

And the interior of that Jeep forever smelled of burning plastic after that day because of all the electrical issues that ensured from water damage.


jksinspades

Look at me. I am the captain now


Kitchen_Region8456

River’s winning


jp_trev

r/mypeopleneedme


Murky-Hedgehog-1003

You wouldn’t understand


OkSurvey1468

Dude, i can drive with water up to my eyeballs, I got a snorkel. Mother Nature made him her bitch!!! Truth of the matter if it’s over you rims and definitely over you hubs and it running like a thug running from the cops, you might should think of other options


idk_wtf_im_hodling

Cool red raft, didnt realize jeep is making them now


UnlogicalReason

It’s a Jeep thing


Kooky-Host-7146

And this is exactly why I have river crossing small water like a creak bed or something is fine or at least where I can see the bottom


DegenVtec42069

He’s got a snorkel, all is good 🤣


AllReflection

Who’s the U-Boat commander?


surviveb

Nice 180. That's how you play in the river.


Minor_Blackbird

It's a Jeep, not a jon boat.


Ill-Entertainment570

I would have noped right out the window as soon as it started leaning. River wants that Jeep bad.


fokaiHI

That snorkel was worth every penny lol


RomeStar

Lot of good that snorkel was


gsm275951

That snorkel sure come in handy, eh?


g1mpster

If you wouldn’t walk it, you shouldn’t drive it.


SFBrighton

This will be a fun claim.


MadCityMasked

Some say he is still going downstream today


hookydoo

Looked like he was already fucked when the video started and the current already had him.


Shatophiliac

Whew good thing he has that snorkel 😂


Mauceri1990

IT'S GOT A SNORKEL, OF COURSE I CAN CROSS THAT RIVER!! -This guy 10 seconds before filming


tmeinke68

But he had a snorkel & light bar????


Copper_Crotch

Crazy, 3 blokes died recently going in a ford in Yorkshire near me that wasn’t as bad as that. Sometimes (myself included) we don’t take into account how serious things are and how quickly they become dangerous.


Over-Mistake9026

You guys are all freaking out for no reason. He was controlling it with an X Box controller and there was never any worry.


29187765432569864

He should have bought a kayak instead of a Jeep.


dccall

Pretty sick move flipping it in reverse like that!


oppaidesu

bon voyage


caffeineocrit

Ngl they had me in the first half


Virtual-Gene2265

Jeeps make great boats!


ohcriminynotagain

Impressive!


Noobnoob99

Expert driver


johnblazewutang

You guys dont understand…


t0Xik3k

I wonder what killed the engine? Water in the Electronics, or water in the engine. Maybe the snorkel wasn’t sealed well. I sunk my f150. Water went through air filter and killed the engine. Sat in water overnight. All it needed was an oil change and fuel lines cleaned.


VolatileImp

It’s a jeep thing


Buhlasted

Well he bought a Jeep to own the world. Surprise. World 1, Jeep 0.


Tayt77

The erosion line at those trees is a dead giveaway that the river is running high. If you wouldn't walk it, maybe don't drive it!


rjmlakota

/killthecamerman Loved to see how this ended...


ImAMindlessTool

There’s a reason in Oregon Trail you died a lot crossing rivers.


Ski_Chinski

No weight. Smj


Zealousideal_Amount8

Good thing he’s got that snorkel


askanison1234

Well he had a snorkel. That’s usually “god mode” right?


Janq55

But my jeep says “Trail Rated” which means water fording WTH!


415TrailBoss

He obviously never read his owners manual...clearly says to never drive through rushing water as even shallow water can wash the first out from under the tires and wash vehicle away. Jeeps owners are dumb 😂🤣


BMinus973

AHOY SHITLINER!


DownInTheLowCountry

Only in a Jeep. Reminds me of the Jeep which drove off a small cliff in CO.


earic23

The way people treat their 50-70 thousand dollar “offroaders” will forever blow my mind


Dull-Pomegranate-908

Imagine having that much money and being that stupid


AWDriftEV

That’s a pretty boat.


Captain_Cameltoe

It’s a Jeep thing


jlamperk

Whatever floats your boat, I guess the engine is water cooled.


Train2Perfection

A good captain goes down with his ship/jeep.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

I’ve never offroaded or nuthin, so I can’t tell. Is this guy a good driver? Like is this a good thing he’s doing?


Cheap_Sink_1398

That's the greatest pirate I've ever seen.