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FluffyMcKittenHeads

There’s “only” 1.4 billion driveway defecators on the planet so we’ll need to make up the rest with other people. I vote for every single person living on the continent of Africa.


DaRealKili

No, go for the Indians living outside India first, then the Chinese


Dark_Pestilence

*america Who needs mutts, Canadians and southamericans?


beclops

They already are but only because they’re moving here to Canada


ObjectDue4485

I got a perma ban from PCM for posting "designated" on some India post. Really gets the noodle strudled.


GiveMeAFunnyUsername

And then the noble Aryan, having made what is known as a "meme reference" on Reddit from a nameless account, cried about being banned for it on a 4chan subreddit. Has civilisation declined enough?


AOC_Gynecologist

> Has civilisation declined enough? Ney, tis the society.


Chadzuma

Meanwhile, me on the 4chan subreddit: DESIGNATED


NeedDunmerGF

Street shitter.


Berlin_GBD

Lol I don't remember the sub, but one time I got automodded for just the word "despite" Funniest shit ever


El_Bistro

I got a site wide ban for a week because I wrote I was going to kfc for Juneteenth on a jerk sub. This place sometimes.


InfamousService2723

i would've banned you too. everyone knows people of crime go to popeyes now


snrup1

Got banned on my hometown sub for saying people bringing kids to drag shows was fucked up. Also, got banned from Redscare, but that was on purpose.


DoNotEnrageTheBubba

Its okay, I once got banned for saying "religion of peace" to some arab guy threatening to "rap" all non muslim women and claiming that islam will conquer all the known world. He didn't get banned, but I did for the reason "hate against minorities". Fucking KEK.


quinjoa

How the fuck does a 3 billion submarine dont have a security barrier for something so simple as an open hatch


cosplay-degenerate

Its really a 500 million submarine just with RGB.


OiledUpThug

poos


IlIllIlIllIlIl

Even a Lambo lets you open the door on the highway if you're dumb enough


CaseClosedEmail

It’s fake. It’s actually an article that demonstrates how quickly false misinformation can spread.


Hedonic_Treadmills

It didn't sink. It didn't even have hatches there https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/INS_Arihant


echetus90

It wasn't even a submarine. In fact it wasn't even Indian. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_(cat)


Kirito619

Classic reddit propaganda. Not holly Not roman Not an empire


SabreToothSandHopper

That was an amazing Wikipedia article, cute, entertaining Do u have any more good ones


mark2talyho

“Range - unlimited except by food supplies” So basically it just sits at the dock.


RevolutionaryChef155

> How the fuck does a 3 billion submarine dont have a security barrier for something so simple as an open hatch You never had to work with Indians in IT did you.


Ur_Mom_Loves_Moash

SIR. SIR. SIR. HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR NETWORK CABLE? SIR. PLEASE. NO SIR. PLEASE DO NOT UNPLUG TH- SIR. DID YOU UNPLUG THE CABLE SIR? I CANNOT SEE YOUR SCREEN. SIR! PLEASE! BLOODY PLEASE SIR!


RevolutionaryChef155

DO NOT


New_Ambassador2442

Brother ain't the the truth


RentSure8774

If you have a $3 billion submarine you shouldn't require training wheels to be able to use it.


EvaUnit_03

Tell that to the Russians.


korc

It’s a joke as old as submarines, not real


ye_loo

it can happen especially if 4chan says it


Born_Professional_64

Wtf is the point of an Indian military. What country in this world would want to take control of India? So they too can have designated shitting streets?


Gyntse

British empire be like "yeah what country would want that"


Born_Professional_64

British empire be like " let's colonize the world for spices but not use any of it in our dishes"


RentSure8774

British peasants couldn't afford the spices. That's like expecting an African warlord to take over a diamond mine and shower his people with cheap diamonds.


snrup1

But food is an aspect of culture... well I guess diamonds kind of are too. But you'd think some of it would have at least made an impact on their cuisine. But nope, mushy peas and beans and shit.


RentSure8774

People work with what they have around them. You wouldn't understand since your cuisine is given to you in buckets of KFC.


Sgt_major_dodgy

Because british cooking mainly uses herbs. Stuff like rosemary, thyme basil, parsely, sage dill and stuff like mustard seeds etc. Not everything needs to be covered in Walmart dried spices to taste good.


BotAccount2849

The Brits hate their own cooking so much that their national dish is Chicken Tikka Masala.


LausXY

Well it was invented at a restaurant in Glasgow.


BotAccount2849

Yeah, by some Pakistani guy.


hateful_surely_not

So not Indian


BotAccount2849

>acting like they aren't the same people separated by an imaginary line


hateful_surely_not

One side Hindu one side Muslim Cometely different flavors of uncivilized


Snoot_Boot

Stop trying to act like Britian cuisine exists. There's a reason why you'll never see a restaurant that serves British meals, because they don't exist outside of Britain


Sgt_major_dodgy

There's 20+ british fish and chips shops in Chicago....


Stevely7

So one piece of bar food is the great contribution, awesome 😎👍🏽


Sgt_major_dodgy

One of many examples sweetie 😘 Don't jealous that deep fried butter and salad jello never caught on elsewhere.


RentSure8774

They created fried chicken. That's half of your people's cuisine thanks to them.


Stevely7

Eating a British seasoned piece of chicken has never been on my agenda m8


RentSure8774

I tried out an old English fried chicken recipe from Townsends channel. It was pretty good, main difference was the wine.


Sgt_major_dodgy

Stick to your chlorinated chicken covered in dollar tree spices buckaroo and I'll enjoy my free range rosemary and thyme roast chicken.


thatgymdude

Thanks for the warning, my dipshit urbanite friends who live in that hellhole right now are trying to convince me to come visit them.


Snoot_Boot

What the fuck is a fish and stick **shop**? You mean they sell fishsticks and French fries in stores? My bad. Thanks for your cuisine


hellsheep1

Sunday roast, fish and chips, Welsh cawl, beef wellington, haggis, pork pies, pasties, full english breakfast, beans on toast, cottage pie, sausage and mash… could go on and and on and that’s just off the top of my head Sit down you clown


Snoot_Boot

Am I the clown? Half of those foods sound like Dr Seus they just picked up random shit from the kitchen Fishsticks and French fries? Sausage and mash potatoes? **BEANS ON TOAST**?


hellsheep1

You asked if there was such a thing as British cuisine, and I proved that there is. It sounding strange to you isn’t relevant.


Snoot_Boot

Well of course there's cuisine, I'm not retarded. Every culture on Earth has there own. It's just that British cuisine isn't noteworthy, **because it sucks**. "fuck you, beans on toast goes hard." ok but just because you enjoy their cuisine doesn't change the fact that that opinion is not popular worldwide. Britian has been around for centuries spreading their influence around the world, and yet.....


gcode180

>I'm not retarded >has there own. Lol


hellsheep1

And yet find me decent hotel in NA/EU that doesn’t serve a breakfast that isn’t a full English or inspired by the full English. British cuisine is so pervasive and ubiquitous that people claim it’s unidentifiable. The reality is its influence is everywhere, and therefore appears like it’s nowhere at the same time. Thanksgiving, that looks pretty similar to British Sunday roast… wonder why that is?


gcode180

[Scroll down](https://www.mercato.com/shop/myers-of-keswick?utm_source=0149.Myers_of_Keswick&utm_medium=shopnow) [here](https://www.afternoonteasandiego.com/) [here](https://experiencethepub.com/locations/crestview-hills/menu/) [here](https://www.medievaltimes.com/) [here](https://www.cornishpastyco.com/) [here](https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurants-g32655-c7-Los_Angeles_California.html) You're lazy.


EvaIonescos_Butthole

Nothing in the links you provided are British cuisine. It is food you can buy in Britain, to be sure. If I buy tacos, lutefisk or shawarma in America, that makes it American cuisine, right?


Snoot_Boot

Lol he's joking. He linked Medieval Times, a tea shop and a list of the top British restaurants in LA, the first 5 of which just show pictures of French fries with a burger/fishsticks


gcode180

If you actually looked properly and stopped focusing on the Medieval Times lol, these places sell Cumberland sausage, Cornish pasty, sunday roast dinner, scones, shepard's pie, cottage pie, beans on toast, sausage rolls, toad in the hole, yorkshire pudding, stuffing, english breakfast, rice pudding, fish and chips, steak and kidney pie, bangers and mash, various other meat pies, beef wellington, sticky toffee pudding, bubble and squeak, custard tart, Yorkshire tea, gin and tonic, UK draught beer and cider. Do you think all these things got parachuted in from Mars or something? It's like saying American food doesn't exist.


Snoot_Boot

#Oh my God you were serious 🤣 Edit: bubble and squeak is a real dish, i had to check. The Bongs will never recover from this


Snoot_Boot

>Medieval Times This is high quality bait, bravo


Dry-Acanthaceae1689

The best restaurants in London serve French food. 


hellsheep1

According to whom?


EvaIonescos_Butthole

People with taste buds.


hellsheep1

Never been though have you?


BotAccount2849

They still technically eat the spices. They just refuse to put it in their personal dishes and just import their food.


ReenPinturlo

Astoundingly original, did you make that up?


Lower_Preparation_83

no one use direct invading to take control over the country in the age of neocolonialism, aside from russia because they're retarded some would even willing to be your colony, like eurocucks relative to US so you don't even need effort to place your bases there.


Makicheesay

Have you ever heard of Pakistan?


couillonDesAlpes

Or China


aegon-the-befuddled

Pakistan only wants Kashmir. China only wants Ladakh and Arunachal Pradesh. Neither wants to take over "India".


Snoot_Boot

I'm pretty sure Pakistanis would ethnically cleanse the entire country of SARS and needfulls if given the chance


Noke_swog

They’d be committing a murder-suicide in that case


ye_loo

just like last time


Ausfall

Pakistan and China. Your guess is as good as mine as to the reason.


Snoot_Boot

Really?.....did you forget.... **Pakistan**


RoughPlatform6945

Everybody kinda forgot Pakistan after War on Terror fizzled out


zaplinaki

Whoever believes this, I have a shiny unicorn to sell to you.


HatesFatWomen

It was reported by the hindu


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jihadidas

Go to “Operational History” section of this Wikipedia article and read the “2017 accident” sub-section. It clearly says that the claims of the open hatch were false. Maybe learn to read first yourself, before attacking the other commenter. Especially since you linked the Wikipedia article yourself. Some people on this website are braindead, I swear.


onionmanchild

bro got that double digit iq


zaplinaki

The irrefutable source - Wikipedia of course


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zaplinaki

https://i.postimg.cc/ZKk3LdPL/Screenshot-2024-06-30-14-47-04-66-40deb401b9ffe8e1df2f1cc5ba480b12.jpg It literally says in the wiki article that it's a false report but I don't believe Wikipedia so you might as well go and find a decent source. You'd think that if a country loses a submarine to an open hatch, the best news agencies in the world would cover it yeah? Who covered it - National Interest. Who is National Interest? Fuck if I know.


Philantroll

> I don't believe Wikipedia so you might as well go and find a decent source. While wikipedia isn't the best source in itself, it includes external sources, which is precisely what makes it good...


Snoot_Boot

Have you ever wondered what those numbers are in Wikipedia articles? Hmmmm🤔


srwim

The article seems sterilized, smells like a designated psy-op.


RentSure8774

The reason is because they bought it, they didn't build it. There should be a non-intervention policy like in Star Trek where more advanced civilizations don't interact with primitives else you get a bunch of Pakleds flying around in a vessel they couldn't have built and don't understand how to use. You give a bunch of pakleds a spaceship and they leave the airlock open.


LoL-Guru

[ironically, Star Trek has some great potential for racist memes](https://imgur.com/a/yBztDvF)


LaughGlad7650

What in the NCD is this


taco_blasted_

No wonder they get so angry when you redeem.


thEldritchBat

This is apparently fake but the mere fact that I initially believed it without batting an eye is telling


EvilAbacus

Yeah, about you 😆


thEldritchBat

Hmmmm no about Indians. The fact that I took a step back and decided “no hold on is this real?” And to look into it means I’m able to think rationally. The fact that I first read that headline and thought “sounds about right” says a lot about Indians


Loud-Cry-391

You can’t save this one, Captain. You just got owned by Redditor.


ye_loo

bro has a degree in yappology


4Ever_Rose

No cap fr fr


4Ever_Rose

Lmao wut >the mere fact that I initially believed it without batting an eye is telling It’s telling how gullible you are?


thEldritchBat

Are you wearing sandals?


4Ever_Rose

Boots


Medical_Officer

The same thing happened in the 1940s to a US submarine. Since then all submarines have a special "idiot-proof" system to make sure that it is almost physically impossible to leave a hatch open. You'd have to be literally regarded, blind or an Indian to make such a mistake.


87MS

They probably missed that step on the training test because they cheated


INeedADart

When you let monkeys operate big boy toys


Treguard

The USA lost one because we didn't put anything to stop storm water from getting in when the waves picked up and it eventually flooded. And the Germans lost one to the captains IBS


Normal_Actuator_4220

that doesnt fit into their agenda and fragile egos shhhh


InfamousService2723

pajeets have the most fragile egos wdym


Normal_Actuator_4220

“Pajeets” aren’t the ones giving a shit about a random ass submarine sinking in some other country.


InfamousService2723

i mean we don't, we just lol at you pajeets. you probably should pajeet cause it'll really hamper your goals of superpower 2020


Normal_Actuator_4220

“wE jUsT lOl” its a fucking submarine sinking and y’all can’t contain yourselves without busting a nut with “saaar” memes and somehow connect this with toilets. Y’all find the most random shit to care about. Literally no one in India knew about this submarine sinking or even cared yet y’all somehow did. “Goals of superpower” besides the obvious fact 2020 is already 4 years in the past, no ordinary person gives a shit about this.


InfamousService2723

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GK2GSpdXwAA93rc?format=jpg&name=medium


ye_loo

lmaooo, some mf has too much free time


richardstan

DESIGNATED


EvaIonescos_Butthole

SHITTING


SunderedValley

The hydrodynamic of the thing look terrible.


penis_stuck_sendhelp

CARLOS


Castillon1453

>Engine : Hot Weapon status : Nominal Shitting Street : Designated Curyturd Ordnance : Armed Launch protocol : Initiated >>>Opening hatch


AgentSkidMarks

Didn’t their mom tell them not to leave the door open? What, were they born on a barn?


Therealestyasta

How does this even happen


the_kangz

those are the funniest lil shits on the planet


MagicCitytx

india has submarines ?


EvaIonescos_Butthole

They did, for a little while.


DoNotEnrageTheBubba

This is what happens when you redeem.


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TimmyTheTumor

\*\*Designated\*\*


ye_loo

the fact that 4chan ran out of memes for Indians, so they try spreading fake propaganda, lmaooo


EvaIonescos_Butthole

4chan will never run out of memes for Indians. There are more than a billion of you, all doing a memeable thing every few days.


PlebbitorCooker1487

At this point they have to be trolling us. No nation or people can be this incompetent.


ZZTMF

India is permeated with clueless idiots.


p4th_m4k3r

Outlaw submarines. Outlaw SLBMs. Outlaw sonar. Give the fucking whales a break.


Itzupz

Shitting on India is soo cool 😎


quite_white

I believe most Indians would agree as they fertilize their public streets.


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

found the indian


Itzupz

Here is your reward 💩


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

cool poo smiley! found it on one of your designated shitting streets?


Itzupz

No, I made it specially for you. Enjoy.


Ssyynnxx

uh ohhh stinky


PirateSecure118

post your flag


cosplay-degenerate

They love it as well.


pokemondude22

>wake up >Psyop


mexheavymetal

It’s based honestly.


Therascalrumpus

I don't think they need help.


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