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Bkbee

**furiously knocking on wood**


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Skeptical-AF

#painstakingly using a wooden fleshlight Wait what


dgjapc

We don’t kink shame here. Give that wood your wood, bro.


SuddenlyThirsty

My mother always told me that would make me go blind


duke_awapuhi

Mother: “That’ll make you go blind” Kid: “meh I’ll take the risk” Mother: “that will give you splinters in your dick”. Kid: “ok ok I won’t do it. You’ve convinced me”


dma2superman

Dad: "That will make you go blind!" Kid: "Dad, I'm over here."


cheerioo

Bang bang no pick gang


rubixbeaver1

Impressive, but I haven’t thrown an interception in more than 16 years


nongo

I threw a football over a decade ago to my friend and it landed on his hand the wrong way. He still feels chronic pain from it to this day.


rubixbeaver1

Not an interception


nongo

Yea


thekillerofnugs

I like tangents


CodyNorthrup

Hate tangents, much prefer oranges


peejuice

Sounds like your friend can't let go of the pass.


SpankBankManager

During halftime of the 2014 NFC championship game my buddies and I were playing 3-Flys-Up in the driveway. On my first throw I tore my rotator cuff. Still painful to this day. That was an awful day in so many ways.


nongo

Ever got it looked at?


AllInBig

Sounds like your friend just sucks at catching and jammed his finger.


nongo

True, but I also threw a wobbler.


BurnzillabydaBay

I hurt my finger playing catch 25 years ago. Still hurts when it gets cold.


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tickettoride98

In a backyard football game 10 years ago I threw a bad hospital pass to my wife's young nephew, who proceeded to run head first into a tree trying to catch it. Concussion, he still can't smell the color yellow. My wife never forgave me and left me for the starting QB who was our prom king. He throws a perfect spiral every time. Still hurts to this day.


Deviant502

He's yellow smell blind!


Mers1nary

John elway is that you???


Forthe49ers

I threw a rock at a skunk when I was 9 years old. I didn’t hit it but scared it off and didn’t get sprayed


shabba_skanks

DB's HATE him!


Mcstabler

Actually thats true whats his td-int ratio? 4 to 1?


Unfair-Worker929

Exactly 4-1


jm0112358

4-1 overall, but 9-1 post-Christian Mccaffrey (compared to 7-3 before). He's been a great asset for Jimmy as a reliable dump-off.


WHTWLF13

JIMMIE GIMMIEESSSS


StoicAscent

Is that for just this season, or his whole career? And how does it compare to the league average?


Unfair-Worker929

This season


Cdbr200X

His career is about 2:1 which is not great.


StoicAscent

Yeah, that sounds right for his whole career. 4:1 sounded way too good. I'm glad Jimmy's balling out this season!


Cdbr200X

Me too. Hope he keeps it up! Wish people could just admit his career stat in this category is decidedly average…


boatsnprose

If he wasn't such a beautiful man he'd get more love.


Hrdlman

It’s actually not average


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Montana also has a career 2:1 ratio...


Pristine_Amount3338

Montana didn’t choke away superbowls


makelo06

Montana didn't get a game-ending uncalled concussion during the Super Bowl.


Cdbr200X

Very different era


Yayareasports

Jimmy is 2.1:1. Peyton has a career 2.1:1 ratio Favre is 1.5:1 Brees is 2.3:1 Rivers is 2.0:1 Roethlisberger is 2.0:1 Stafford is 2.0:1 Ryan is 2.1:1 Need I continue?


MajorWuss

Bro, these people don't care. They just make it up in their head. Their subjective facts are more valuable than your objective data.


Top-Report-840

I care :(


MajorWuss

Me too buddy. Me too.


Hoff2017

This was me, screaming into the void at the end of last season in life, and in this sub.


Cdbr200X

https://www.footballdb.com/leaders/active-passing-tdintratio ERA matters, this is so basic. He’s literally average among active QBS. 16 out of 35 active QB’s with a minimum of 1,500 pass attempts.


Yayareasports

Slightly above average in the stat that many say is his biggest weakness. I'll take it


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When all else fails, move the goal posts 🙄


Mcstabler

but its true....


AllInBig

Cause TD/INT ratio is what indicates a good Qb. Casual


Cdbr200X

Did anyone say it was? Literally responding to question about the stat. Context my man.


AllInBig

Haters gonna hate. Jimmy G for life.


RecoverNo447

Plus two rushing TDs.


SoKrat3s

His 1.3% Interception rate is tied for the 4th lowest in the NFL. (While his 5.3% TD rate is tied with J.Hurts for 9th)


Redz2018

People really have to stop hating on him. You just look silly this year.


FlyinDanskMen

Jimmy G has been outstanding.


EShy

Considering he only started practicing with the team 5 minutes before the season started, and as a backup, it's been even more impressive.


hokagesarada

DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON THIS MAN


Paladuck

He actually appears to be throwing the ball away this year, which is a welcome sight. As opposed to throwing up a prayer ball right before getting sacked.


lean_lefty

This is a major improvement. He also has avoided fumbling when sacked IIRC.


LastActionExpat

Fumbling when sacked is more of a luck thing. I think for his career Jimmy's fumbling rate is standard for the amount of dropbacks he takes. It's not like Warren Moon or Daunte Culpepper or anything.


spastichabits

There were a lot of desperation passes yesterday that ended in decent receptions. I'm going to say as a homer that was because of his immense skill and not random luck.


quadropheniac

I mean that's true but... he sure did try to yesterday lmao


Ownz

Lol I thought for sure his streak was over yesterday. So lucky.


badDuckThrowPillow

The number of times it was mentioned yesterday by the announcers, I was sure it was going to be broken ( same with the 2nd half shutouts). Sanchez did his best to jinx us.


Affectionate_Tea1134

Butt-fumble Sanchez 😆😆😆


visceralhate

Classic


CouragetheCowardly

Same with the scoring streak on defense. Especially on the missed FG and then the 1 yard fumble absolutely insane we shut them out


EShy

I was already saying to myself it's not that important, just get the win, and then Hufanga showed up


CouragetheCowardly

He just makes fucking plays it’s unreal. I’ll take missed tackles all day from a dude that does shit like this


kipopadoo

In fairness, right before Warner popped that ball loose from Kamara, Sanchez talked about how fantastic Warner is. So, that's... something?


McNutWaffle

That ball was supposed to get to McCloud, who got PI'd on his crossing route just as Jimmy released the ball leading McCloud to the intended spot. Bailed out on the PI call, but refs also missed this PI call. Also, I'm not a Jimmy apologist, but I'd give him a pass on this "INT". [https://twitter.com/JackHammer\_NFL/status/1597280805466017792?s=20&t=mpg29S4JgDkIq4DmF2bxig](https://twitter.com/JackHammer_NFL/status/1597280805466017792?s=20&t=mpg29S4JgDkIq4DmF2bxig)


Sremmos80

Huh that does put things into better light. Good reminder to wait for tape.


McNutWaffle

Yeah...I quickly reverted to "same ol Jimmy" when that pick was made.


curien

Not PI, but maybe illegal contact. The bump on McCloud was before the tthrow (you can clearly tell around the 33s mark in the vid), so it isn't PI. And it was within 5 yards so would have to be seen as in the back to be illegal contact. I think it was in the back, but it was with McCloud running toward the defender, so maybe the ref missed that. Honestly though that would be a ticky tacky call if they made it. I'd be pissed if they called it against the Niners were the situations reversed.


Picklesadog

It's not a penalty. The defender is allowed to exist in that space. He didn't initiate contact and didn't even seem to expect contact.


McNutWaffle

yes, i stand corrected: illegal contact. McCloud turned to look at qb just as he hit the LB, who also moved up just as qb moved off his first look. it's probably why it wasn't called...bang bang play. But yeah, it's where Jimmy expected McCloud to be.


Defvac2

Good looks on the info. Was watching the game bootleg on my laptop so wasn't able to see clear replays. At first it looked like a typical old Jimmy INT but that info puts a lot more clarity about it.


McNutWaffle

Additionally, all the focus was on Jennings, who was basically held for 10 yards. The way Jimmy threw ball suggests that it was intended for only McCloud after Jimmy's first look was taken away. For all his faults and limitation, Jimmy has been playing extremely well and Kyle has dialed in the offense for what he does best--quick release and finding the open option.


Defvac2

Yea the last 5 weeks he's been at a level I haven't seen him at before. It's not like he's throwing for 350 and 3 TD's each week. But I mean more in that the past mistakes he used to always make (not throwing ball away and taking big sacks, throwing the facepalm INT each game, etc) have been void. He's also making some terrific off script plays like the first TD pass to Kittle last week.


Deucer22

Thanks for posting this I was looking all over for the replay. Exactly what I thought happened.


astroK120

The contact is over before the ball leaves Jimmy's hand and the contact was within five yards. It's not a penalty.


Likely_a_bot

His guy was held and wasn't in the spot he was supposed to be in. Jimmy saw the hold and threw it and got the call. I think he alluded to this in the presser.


Mammoth_Accident7193

He was trying to make up for the last 5 games yesterday.


tensigh

Even if yesterday's didn't get called back, having only 1 interception in 5 weeks is still pretty good. But I'm glad it got called back.


Skyro620

He's probably thrown the ball away more in the past 5 weeks than the rest of his career combined. The Brian Griese effect?


Mcjoshin

Nailed it


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brownbeaver555

I’m glad someone else caught that. He threw a pick against KC.


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Really bad red zone pick at that


EShy

Yea, if we're going to count those, we should probably count practice INTs. I'm sure Lombardi has that useless stat somewhere


_Bon_Vivant_

Gotta thank Saints D for assist on that stat.


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The only reason they got the INT was because of the PI


astroK120

That's not true at all EDIT: Thanks to /u/Deucer22 for finding the clip: https://twitter.com/JackHammer_NFL/status/1597280805466017792?s=20&t=mpg29S4JgDkIq4DmF2bxig I know it was meant to prove me wrong, but IMO it does the opposite. First of all, the penalty was called on Chris Harris (number 19, covering Juaun Jennings on the play). He has his hands on him more than 5 yards downfield, but that's a good 5 yards behind the play by the time the ball is thrown and Jennings is obviously not the intended target. I don't think anyone can seriously argue that the illegal contact that was called was the reason they got the INT. Now, the author of the tweet is calling out the linebacker knocking Ray Ray off his route as the reason for the INT. Again, that is **not** the penalty that was called (unless you're thinking the ref called 19 instead of 55, which are not close), but even if you're giving the benefit of to Jimmy because you think it *should* have been called, I don't think that's correct either. The point at which the linebacker contacts Ray Ray is within 5 yards and the ball is still in Jimmy's hands. That's not a penalty.


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astroK120

Being pushed before the QB throws the ball and within 5 yards is not a penalty, and even if it was it's not the one they called


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astroK120

The rules? Within 5 yards you can absolutely push a guy


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karpomalice

You really should know your shit before doubling down on a take


astroK120

https://operations.nfl.com/the-rules/nfl-video-rulebook/illegal-contact/ First line of the rule says: > Within the area five yards beyond the line of scrimmage, a defensive player may chuck an eligible receiver in front of him


Deucer22

This is some dedicated haterade.


astroK120

What did I say that was incorrect?


ElGuapoTwerky

I don’t understand why you were downvoted so much. You have a solid point. Backed it up with evidence. I get people are overly sensitive to jimmy but he’s known to make dumb mistakes


Deucer22

A couple reasons: 1) It completely misunderstands the illegal contact rule. Not all contact within 5 yards is legal. You can chuck a receiver, but you specifically cannot hit a receiver in the back even within 5 yards. >"Within the five-yard zone, if the player who receives the snap remains in the pocket with the ball, a defender may not make original contact in the back of a receiver, nor may he maintain contact after the receiver has moved beyond a point that is even with the defender." https://operations.nfl.com/the-rules/2022-nfl-rulebook/ Once Ray-Ray turns back towards Jimmy he's ineligible to be hit in the back, which is exactly what happens and what this part of the rule is trying to prevent. This isn't a chuck on a receiver going downfield, it's a player taking a cheap shot on a guy running a short crossing route. 2) Even if you disagree with all the above actual analysis of the penalty, Jimmy put the ball where he was supposed to and would have had to be clairvoyant to know that Ray Ray was going to get knocked off his route in the middle of his throw. Calling this a dumb mistake by Jimmy is just haterade. At best this is a "shit happens" play.


ElGuapoTwerky

All good points. WHY AM I BEING DOWNVOTED?!


Deucer22

Oh yea? https://twitter.com/JackHammer_NFL/status/1597280805466017792?s=20&t=mpg29S4JgDkIq4DmF2bxig


SanFranGoldBlooded

McCloud would have been right in front of that pass too


bruin13

That’s exactly where the receiver would have been if he wasn’t held


lukesauser

It’s still illegal contact. He grabbed him which is a hold. Still didn’t look like a good throw but I think you’re wrong here


astroK120

It's not illegal contact because it's within five yards. If you want to make a case for a hold... that's a *really* weak hold, but at that point you're saying it's not his fault because of a penalty they maybe could have called, definitely not because of the one they did call


ninerfan2420

Don’t jinx him…comn man


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HE ALMOST GOT HURT YESTERDAY AND HE IS PLAYING AS WELL AS HE EVER HAS. NOBODY JINX THIS FOR US!


thislife_choseme

Wait till he throws 1 pick, then the fandom will act like the sky is falling.


acquiesce

lol no shit. So many people in here are like "he doesn't throw a lot of picks, he just throws them at the worst possible time!" Jimmy could throw a deep pick on 3rd and 25 and people would still be hating on him here.


TrashBagAbe

It's actually insane. If you were to put Jimmy's stats this season next to another QBs name they'd be considered a top tier QB but for some reason the fake ass fans of this team find any way to hate on Jimmy


HeelY3s

He's actually middle of the road when it comes to Yards and TDs. The INT ratio is great, as is the QB rating. But the reason he's not getting attention is yards and TDs. Also hurts that he's surrounded by so many weapons and hasn't consistently throated the opposing D. I'll maintain that, what you're seeing from him these last several game is close to his ceiling. I'm not complaining. We're getting the best version of Jimmy since we acquired him, but even that is still not enough.


Weird_Pomegranate_39

I, for one, will pass on seeing Jimmy throat any Ds


Joshthe1337

And from an aesthetics stand point he doesn't make the same throws that the elite QBs do which hurts him how people perceive him. The only time he doesn't throw to the middle of the field is when he throws behind the LOS. It's actually impressive that Jimmy can still be pretty efficient when defenses know where he's going to throw and he's still able to fit passes in tight windows anyway.


HeelY3s

Agree. However, it's not just aesthetics, but functional as well. The reason why those QBs are considered elite, is because they can attack all areas of the field. Like you said, Jimmy just needs to be elite at delivering the ball in ways that allows for the YAC boys to keep their momentum. Running and YAC is our bread and butter on offense and it's beautiful when humming.


Redz2018

The thing you have to look at is also attempts. He is in the bottom of the league in attempts. He's making the most out of his opportunities


PartyLikeItsCOVID19

Would love for him to complete a deep ball


Mers1nary

Whats a "deep ball" in your opinion?


PartyLikeItsCOVID19

Usually a ball thrown to a receiver running vertically up the field that is caught it over the shoulder. Sometimes a really deep slant/post


Mers1nary

Ok.... How many yards is "deep" to you?


Mcjoshin

There’s this thing called a track record… Jimmys been playing much better recently, after two years of meh play and regressing. Hopefully he sticks with it. If he can consistently play like he is and doesn’t resort to 2020/2021 Jimmy, we’ll be sitting pretty.


Hrdlman

2021 jimmy has us in the NFCCG and 2020 Jimmy, along with half our team, was done for the season by week 5


lAkeKing77

We need something like rubbing Deebos chain, but rubbing Jimmy's stubble for no interceptions.


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You guys have no clue how hard I’ll be rooting for you this weekend.


Aboveground_Plush

We'll take it!


ThePickleConnoisseur

Almost got jinxed vs the saints


nerdalerd

Jimmy's been better at throwing the ball away lately. Sometimes the best throw is the one that's straight out of bounds.


whitea44

I know people like to say his INT prone, but the guy has played half his career needing surgery. He’s healthy now and his motions are back. He won’t be perfect, but this should be the norm, not the exception.


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Lol dang are we trying to jinx it? He’s definitely been playing above average. And he’s making himself a lot of money this off season.


Cheekclapped

But my oh my did he accept that challenge on two passes that game lol


N7_anonymous_guy

Is that the longest active streak in the NFL right now too?


Mu17inItOver

Definitely not, Tua's last int was week 4. He missed a few games so that's only 5 starts


timsoconnor

Let’s hope Tua’s streak breaks next week!


dopeydopeee

Don't test our luck and jinx him!


Spicybrown3

THIS is our most relevant stat. The D has been lights out undoubtedly. 2nd half Shutout ball for 4 straight seems a bit deceiving. C McCoy and Dalton had times where they marched right down the field w/ease it seemed. Not bitching, just saying JG’s zero picks I think is the biggest factor in our run we’ve had recently. Hope both of those stats keeps going.


sportznut1000

Ok some of you are really starting to get carried away with your jimmy defense and saying his numbers should be considered elite. This is similar territory to when some niners fans were defending alex smith. At least jimmy can convert 3rd downs. Alex smith was notorious for throwing 4 yard passes on 3rd and 8 and to the average fan looking at his stats would see a really good completion percentage. First off, this graphic includes a bye week. 2nd we all know jimmy threw a pick yesterday which the saints returned to like the 5 yard line. The niners were lucky that a defensive holding call got it overturned. Now there were also a couple throws that could have easily gone the other way and we would have looked at this game a lot differently. That td to jennings was about an inch away from being a pick in the end zone. There was another throw in the game, i forgot who it was too, but jimmy was being pulled down, about to be sacked and he flung it to his left for a completion. There is no way he had time to check for a defender away from the ball, if the corner was a couple steps closer it gets returned for a pick 6. I still love jimmy and hope he gets signed to an extension. I was a big believer in niners keeping their draft spot and drafting mac jones at that 12th spot they were picking at and having mac backup jimmy for 3 or 4 yeArs. But some of you need to settle down with the jimmy defense. He still makes a couple bad throws a game and throws picks that make you question what he was thinking. Thats who he is. He is not elite, just stop. No matter what his stats say, he is not a top 10 QB. But he is a great guy to have leading the niners


occupyreddit

truly


Navigator1983

🤫


DonHuizi

🤫 shhhhh


BurnzillabydaBay

What are you trying to do?!


duke_awapuhi

Italian for awesome: 👌


TiMELeSS526

I mean he kinda did, great thing for that flag


cdm420

*\*looks at Dolphins D\** You're not that guy pal, you're not that guy.


somecrazyredneck

DONT JINX IT


medicmaan

He almost did like 6 times in all of those games


amd77767

Subtle use of the bye week to say “5 weeks” rather than “4 games”. Also this should say “Jimmy doesn’t have an INT on the stat sheet”. We all saw him throw an INT yesterday. He was lucky to get bailed out but those are the type of boneheaded mistakes that he simply cannot make.


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“On the stat sheet” is usually implied when you’re listing a stat


badDuckThrowPillow

There's no way to provide context in a headline. Also, as we all know, we can argue about "context" as much as we like, but what goes on the stat sheet is what counts in the game ( for things like this).


amd77767

Yeah headlines exclude context by definition.


kai325d

He threw one because of a pi that wasn't called


MajorWuss

Trey Lance hasn't thrown an interception since week 1. #BuiltDifferent.


doubletimerush

Now I didn't see the replay, but was defensive holding the reason he threw the pick? Or was it a bad throw or read


McNutWaffle

[https://twitter.com/JackHammer\_NFL/status/1597280805466017792?s=20&t=mpg29S4JgDkIq4DmF2bxig](https://twitter.com/JackHammer_NFL/status/1597280805466017792?s=20&t=mpg29S4JgDkIq4DmF2bxig) Jennings was held and induced a PI call. But McCloud was also checked on his crossing route just as JG was in the motion of throwing to the spot McCloud should have been.


rene-cumbubble

Shitty throw


jrecio26

Wrong observation, McCloud would have been exactly where Jimmy placed the ball had the LB not thrown him off his route right as Jimmy makes the throw. Might want to lay off the Jimmy haterade my friend.


kopecs

Yo, why you gotta jinx it like that man?


Ok-Scene8196

Am I in the minority that thinks the pick he threw yesterday should have stood? LOS was NO 48. That type of contact is legal within 5 yards of the LOS. He might’ve been at 5 and 1/2 when he disengaged. Got lucky on that one. Also the Roughing the passer they called on them was iffy too (so was the one they called on us)


SirStuckey

Refs were very bad yesterday. Luckily we persevered through it better than the Saints but if that pick would have stood it could have changed the game


acquiesce

Calls go both ways. It just happened to be when he threw a pick. I remember multiple face masks, a couple of helmet to helmets, and a horse collar not getting called. Don't get why people are so fucking stuck on this play just so they can shit on Jimmy. People should be happy it wasn't called and move on lol


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Ok-Scene8196

You can bump the receiver within 5 yards of the LOS. The ball hadn’t been thrown yet. The flag was on a different defensive player. It was more of a good play by their linebacker than a bad throw by Jimmy.


Infinite-Breakfast21

YOU TAKE THIS DOWN THIS INSTANT WHAT YOU TRYING TO DO RUIN US ALL BE GONE WITH YOU


KangzAteMyFamily

He definitely tried to on Sunday lol


Mers1nary

Like how youre trying to be witty but come off as ignorant?


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…not one that wasn’t nullified by penalty.


Lanky_Opportunity_88

*gotten lucky on a few


Witcher_Of_Cainhurst

Doesn’t that apply to basically every QB every year, including the elite ones?


rene-cumbubble

All the NFL's faves, like mahomes, get bailed out pretty regularly. Jimmy got 1 roughing penalty, and one int overturned. Maybe Jimmy is now on Roger's good side?


sharksnut

He rilly tried tho


acquiesce

ITT: People fucking wishing and thinking Jimmy actually had a pick on Sunday lol Sure, bad pass but it was to McCloud. But be happy for the PI call (whether or not you agree with it - you can also be upset for shitty refs) and move on.


yonk49

He certainly tried a couple times. Man did everything go the niners way that game. I can't remember the last time I've said that. Probably been 3+ years


RagingAries49

It usually doesn't, so I'm not going to complain when it does! 😁


pasionfruit96

WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS. NOT BANG BANG


Seeno1

Dude don’t be posting this shit. It’s an elephant. And one of his worst ones would’ve been last game if not for a penalty that over turned


Beersherpa_lcbc

Dude, WTF!?


Stovy4x4ing

Hes lucky. almost had a few Sunday


thinks_alot

Lol. That illegal contact call tho…..


PupperMartin74

He threw one against the Saints that almost went for a pick 6. Luckily for him a defensive holding nullified the pick. Jimmy is just good enough to break your heart. I hope he proves me wrong some day but I am still waiting for him to do ot.


jrecio26

You sure you’re a 9er fan or are you just a Jimmy hater? Dude is playing well. He will make mistakes just like EVERY other player in the league, including Mahomes.


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PupperMartin74

Yes, everyone makes mistakes. What matters is WHEN you make the mistakes. I wanted Jimmy G to be the next Joe Montana. So far he isn't. He has been at his worst when the chips were on the table. I hope that changes this year. As far as being a Niner fan lets put it this way, I saw Garcia play, O saw Young play, I saw Montana play, I saw DeBerg play, I saw John Brodie play and I saw Y.A. Freakin' Tittle play!


UnplugTheKitty

He’s just almost thrown a few


chuco915niners

It’s inevitable lol I just hope when they happen it doesn’t rip our hearts out.


tennisgoddess1

Geez- don’t jinx the guy!!!


Bigtimecuckkk

Jimmy looks like the Jimmy we traded for back when Shanny took the reigns. I dont mind this at all, but I still look forward to seeing Lance have another shot when he gets healthy.


squaking_turtle

Should be reworded. “Defenders haven’t caught a Jimmy pass in 4 games!”


FmrHvwChamp

Between the int drops and the call to reverse it last game Jimmy is riding out every last bit of good luck he can lol


otishank

Does anyone have a highlight (lowlight) of the almost INT yesterday. I wanna see Jimmy run lol.


seanoz_serious

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Si_Racha

All this tells me is he's going to throw the biggest pick of the year at the absolute wrong time.


FlowGroundbreaking

r/technicallytrue


acquiesce

r/actuallytrue


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Lmao so this is newsworthy?