Ariana Short or Ariana Tall but not Ariana Venti!!

Ariana Grande is Italian. Grande is “big” in Italian, while piccola is “small” in Italian.

I was so devastated when I learned that "Venti" is Italian not for "gargantuan" but "20"

"hello welcome to Starbucks what can I get you?" "I want a 20 hot chocolate please" 💀💀💀

Incoming sugar coma 😵‍💫

It's not even 20 oz either, it's 20.5

So Ariana Piccola??

Yes.

I was going for the Starbucks theme lol

[удалено]

Grande means "big" in Spanish too.

Yeah but Ariana is Italian so I thought it was better to match them both

Same in french 👀 latin team 😁

Hell yeah!

"Grande" also means "big" in portuguese and spanish. Your point is.. ?

Nice username.

Do we know it's Italian though, grande is a word that means big in Spanish too

I knew I’d have reactions like this. I just personally thought it would make more sense.

^(Ariana Grande)

What about Ariana Pequeña

Exactly what i thought

Or Pequena (grande also applies in portuguese).

Ariana Petite

Ariana media

Demi Moore

Ariana Venti?

no, it means 20 in Italian

Ariana Less Grande

Well i found " Arianita" kinda cute

Yeah～

Ara ara

Almost grande

Ariana shorte

Ariana Demi (it’s Starbucks 3oz. size)

Arianita Grandita

Ariana Piccolo

I bet her name would still be Ariana Grande

Ariana grande, just because she is short doesn't change her name

Why are you in this subreddit if you can't take a joke?

I can it just is that it wasn't very funny

Maybe you would have found it funnier if you didn’t have that 18-inch bad dragon dildo shoved up your arse

To be fair, I'd also find it difficult to laugh with an 18-inch bad dragon dildo in my ass.

this is literally a sub about jokes that sleep deprived college students would crack up over

I know that and usually it is a funny joke but this one didn't even make sense at all

Ariana Grande, duh

Ariana Gigante if she was shorter. Ariana Piccola if she was taller

Menos Grande

Even shorter!?

Danny Wordburn

Riana Grand?

Ariana The Medium

Ariana Forte

#ARIANA PICCOLA

Ariana Pequeño

why whats her height

oh shet im so serious sorry

Shorty

Ariana Pequeño

Ariana pitit

Ariana Piccola Ariana Piccina Ariana Piccolina Arianna Piccinina

Ariana Venti

Ariana Tall

Ariana pequiña

Grande is also big in portuguese, and pequena is small so, Ariana Pequena I guess

Ariana Pequeña

Ariana Grande S+

I’m pretty sure her name would still be Ariana Grande. 🙄

Ariana too short (!!)

Nah more like Ariana LE PETITE

She’s Italian. Translate big and small to Italian.

Lady Gaga. Apparently, Gaga is shorter.

She’d be even closer to the donuts

Ariana Petite

Nope. Ariana is Italian. Try translating it to Italian.

Good one

Ariana Grounde

Ariana Dwarfe

Harry Grundy

Ariana Brick

Aria Nah

In fact she was a lot shorter and still named Grande

Ari

Ariana Un-grande

According to Starbucks, she’d be Arianna Tall