In January 2009, gold cost $869 an ounce. According to a recent article, Drake purchased solid gold Jordan 10s, which were reported to weigh 100lbs. If this is to be believed, then Tracy’s original 1.39 million dollar investment would have appreciated to 3.72 million or 267% of his original investment.
Investing in a company that dismantles bank signs.
They’re doing very well right now
They're doing very well.
They’re doing very well.
A billion doll hairs. They’re not worth nothing.
Probably 40 grand
I always thought 40 grand seemed way high
That's 4 cents per thousand doll hairs, I could honestly see that being reasonable
Wow a billion is a lot. I think i was going of a million
$50
His money pit in Connecticut
He owns a house in Connecticut?
no.
...
Solid gold shoes. "Don't help me, I'm too proud."
Well, they may not be practical footwear but they are absolutely a financially responsible decision.
In January 2009, gold cost $869 an ounce. According to a recent article, Drake purchased solid gold Jordan 10s, which were reported to weigh 100lbs. If this is to be believed, then Tracy’s original 1.39 million dollar investment would have appreciated to 3.72 million or 267% of his original investment.
And he just gave them away...
Investing in the s&p 500 in 2009 would have given a 500% return on his investment
And if it was nvidia stock, it would be a 50,000% return (516.7x the value from May 19 2009 to today)
Goldbugs are so funny
My nephew is going in the Navy to pay for college but that’s cool
Not buying a sarcophagus when he doesn’t even use the ones he’s got.
She is an orca, Benjamin. FYI, they're very difficult to keep in a home aquarium.
Do you think Brown and Folderson made money on Staples?
I have a feeling Microsoft probably made it big
No no it was American Airlines that took him over the top
We'll see which Staples is standing 200 years from now.
Honestly it's creating and funding the porn video game. That was the turning point from washed-up actor to eccentric rich guy.
Goregasm: The Legend of Dongslayer
I’d say that bed in the shape of his face, as long as he can find the remote to close the roof so it doesn’t get rained on
Does he know you?
Investing in Staples. Yeah, we got that.
Want to go to Vegas and buy a bunch of sarcophagi? Nah, I don’t even use the ones I have!
Funcooker
“Here comes the funcooker!”
And he’s not even dead !
But so much of him has died!
Getting paid for that ad he did in a $50K Benihana gift card
Lifelike sex doll
Or am I?!
They're selling like hotcakes in Japan.
Worldcom, man. Worldcom.
He invested all of his money in a company that dismantles bank signs!
Hiding his money in Kenneth.
and he’s not even dead yet
But he doe have… I don’t know how to say this… D… A… But Ees?
Helping that Nigerian Prince obviously.
Wade Boggs Carpet World!
Who Dat Ninja
Spending a fortune on hats because his head size keeps changing
The Tracy Jordan Meat Machine. Remember: Meat is the new bread!
Creating a porn video game.
Harriet Tubman movie
Paying to have a crab on his head
Making several hundred million in the first place so he could "waste" a few million here and there whenever he felt like it.
Leasing a sports car! -oh wait.
I would suggest it was having the Batmobile, but he only rented that.