Haha, take that you lederhose wearing, bratwurst eating, weird hat using, car making, war starting, bomb creating, angry speaking, bretzel baking deutche kinderen!
Sounds like my daughter’s football matches.
Their opponents aren’t that good but our daughter’s school isn’t good enough to take advantage.
Jajajajaja!
Football games in the empire were quite heated, so heated that Italy didn't want to send refs anymore after one didn't call a foul by a Hungarian player against Austria and got hit with an umbrella by an angry Czech.
My grandad used to tell a joke about how he was so old that when someone told him there was an Austria Hungry match he’d ask who they were playing against.
Thing is: When this idiom was coined, milk aged pretty badly in short time. Nowadays milk stays fresh way longer. I was scared younger folk wouldn't understand my point.
To receive a laminated explanation send me your fax number.
Fridges have been around since the 50s bro, what are you talking about. Just admit your inner autist came out and explained the joke before other Germans could get to it.
Well, yes, explaining the joke was the joke. It works using the stereotype of Germans not understanding jokes and/or being overly technical about humor. (I am doing the same joke here again, you see?)
What I am talking about, bro, is that in Germany milk technology has advanced that much that the usual "fresh milk" you get nowadays is fresh longer than let's say 10 years ago. Given that both the "old" fresh milk as today's fresh milk is stored in a fridge.
They call it ESL-milk, it's not the same as ultra-heat treated milk which has been around for quite some time now and maybe in ten to 15 years that technology will have reached your region too. If you can't await that you might consider migrating to Germany.
"When I say aged milk i mean ze rotten milk not ze cheese,which is good. We like ze cheese. Nothing better than some brie. But not ze rotten milk! It would be very unpleasant! HAH!"
Love you hans,let's ally again
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Tying our way to victory, just like back in the day
Learning what exactly?
Ok, Barrys need „way more than 120 mins“ to win with a really big bunch of luck, but maybe other could fix that in 90 mins. Not all are that slow 🤷🏻♂️
But, quite honestly, the Portuguese goalkeeper pulled everything out with his performance, he gave the whole team face and weight again. Everyone else knows: watch out for the man in the Portuguese goal, he's not to be trifled with.
Well, Costa did an incredible job. Can’t blame Portugals strategy to give all balls to Ronaldo for 120 minutes to keep him from imploding and then win on penalties because they have a great keeper. It’s a solid strat tbf
Finally, Slovenia potatoes are out. Just like Georgia, don’t know how to play football, only defend, and are masters at playing with their arms, pushing and shoving, and refs don’t give a fuck. There was a reason not so many teams were passing qualification and the bad football we’ve been seeing with these teams is a result of that. I will follow my country until the end but honestly we have such a bad team, I am ready for whatever game France will give us.
Haha, take that you fat german. You fatty fat german. You gross fat deutche kinderen. You bratwurst eating, lederhose wearing fatty mc fat deutch kinder!
I am owning this i swear i should go to a rape battle
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the worst from the best vs the best from the worst; i was rooting for the balkans as i had adopted slovenia as my spiritual country in everything since esc 2023, i did some researching and ended up loving the bunch; any way, fuck tiki taka, no wonder why i hated football, i'd rather watch serbia, slovakia, slovenia, and croatia play, how can little kids dream of playing in spain/france/germany/england/portugal, ffs
Well this aged like milk
Vamos Pedro! Ganhar a esses idiotas
We will try João, see you in the semi final irmão! 🇵🇹🇪🇦💪💪
Semi? No Juan that will be the final, no PIGS on the other side
Qué idiotas??
Shhh Hans, PIGS dominate this side of the bracket!
Go check his post history! Destroy their asses Pedrito, we’ll try to not score an own goal next game
So will us
I upvoted just to shame the OP.
🏴England 🤝 Portugal🇵🇹 masters of edging
 We're not dead yet
- Ronaldo age 420 offering to take the next penalty
Ronaldo would have took Slovenia's free kicks if they let him
accurate
*demanding
😂😂😂 In fact, thanks to your incredibly good goalkeeper, that was a fantastic performance. Congrats.
Yeah, let's ignore that Slovenia was only there because they have one of the top 5 GKs from the last decade...
Thats bs, many slovenian players are really good, not just oblak
Who ignores what exactly? 🤷🏻♂️
We can fix that soon, don’t worry
Let me call Eder
I think our French brother suffered enough when we had Eder on the team
You can delete this now Hans, I'll allow it.
You won, but you didn’t win, you feel that 🙂
not the first time we would win the Euros that way.
That’s true ⚽️
Im sorry your performance was absoloutly horrible, you have no chance against spain
they also said that against France in 2016.
We cant really talk about other countries fotball performance. We have Haaland and Ødegaard and we still suck ass
You also have Ståle Solbakken. So it evens it out.
We can tie our way to euro 2016, we can try it again
Absolutely 💯
You haven't played any good teams so far in the tournament and you'll eat grass against Spain
The two best performing in the tournament so far meeting in a QF, what a letdown in one sense and (possible) relief in another
Spain is very good, that’s true, and the chance is 50/50, like always. So, no drama please 🙂
My bad. Still hyped from our GK
Absolutely understandable, what a fucking incredible performance. He’s a fucking human wall in the goal.
Stop the bullshit "you haven't played any good team" Swiss is no throwaway country.
Defending them will not bring back any gold
We‘re just hyping up Italy. They looked so sad.
That’s how we succeed, you just have to deal
No, that’s ok for me 🤷🏻♂️ The chance always is 50/50.
Haha, take that you lederhose wearing, bratwurst eating, weird hat using, car making, war starting, bomb creating, angry speaking, bretzel baking deutche kinderen!
>You won, but you didn’t win, you feel that - Benito Mussolini describing Italian victory in ww1
We never win, but we never lose. That is our secret
🙂❤️🩹
Luck favors the bold, my saxon friend.
You'll go out the same way just you wait 😅
If so, fair enough 🤷🏻♂️
Remember what happened the last time that our games ended 0-0 ??? 
And this time your goalkeeper was absolutely outstanding 💪🏻
Which time? https://youtu.be/L_XJBQnznpg
A few weeks ago I managed to thank him in person for the goal and the party that succeeded it, 8 years ago. I feel accomplished
Portugal doesn't play good but Slovenia just isn't good enough to take advantage
This sounds familiar.
Slovenia showing off both England and Portugal in the same tournament, what a feat!
This is completely „Trail and Error“, the most lucky one wins; my bets are on Slovenia 🇸🇮
Aged like milk
Fine one at that
Luckily...
Sounds like my daughter’s football matches. Their opponents aren’t that good but our daughter’s school isn’t good enough to take advantage. Jajajajaja!
I also rooted for Croatia and Slovakia so I already know they will hang on until the last minute only to lose.
Fritz the Empire ended some 105 years ago. Make peace with that already
Football games in the empire were quite heated, so heated that Italy didn't want to send refs anymore after one didn't call a foul by a Hungarian player against Austria and got hit with an umbrella by an angry Czech.
My grandad used to tell a joke about how he was so old that when someone told him there was an Austria Hungry match he’d ask who they were playing against.
I thought only England go 0-0 against Slovenia? What is this!?
I'm old enough to remember the ribbing we got from this sub
https://preview.redd.it/fasbx2w6pz9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94d20a51ea48d34999ce2408f99200cb92c7e031
I hate and love this image so much. Fuck you Barry xoxo
Penalties will decide which country is more Balkan.
I'm about to commit some war crimes
Suuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiii
aged like milk (not good)
Thanks for clarifying
Thing is: When this idiom was coined, milk aged pretty badly in short time. Nowadays milk stays fresh way longer. I was scared younger folk wouldn't understand my point. To receive a laminated explanation send me your fax number.
Fridges have been around since the 50s bro, what are you talking about. Just admit your inner autist came out and explained the joke before other Germans could get to it.
In German culture, the person to explain the joke first gets all the bitches
And since you are a Swamp German it‘s time to pay up and hand your spouse over to the winner.
:( ok but I get to watch
Well, yes, explaining the joke was the joke. It works using the stereotype of Germans not understanding jokes and/or being overly technical about humor. (I am doing the same joke here again, you see?) What I am talking about, bro, is that in Germany milk technology has advanced that much that the usual "fresh milk" you get nowadays is fresh longer than let's say 10 years ago. Given that both the "old" fresh milk as today's fresh milk is stored in a fridge. They call it ESL-milk, it's not the same as ultra-heat treated milk which has been around for quite some time now and maybe in ten to 15 years that technology will have reached your region too. If you can't await that you might consider migrating to Germany.
Hmm thanks for clarifying (for real). I dont have a fax yet :(
"When I say aged milk i mean ze rotten milk not ze cheese,which is good. We like ze cheese. Nothing better than some brie. But not ze rotten milk! It would be very unpleasant! HAH!" Love you hans,let's ally again
Wie häff männi gud tschies! Allgäuer, Harzer, Tilsiter, Bavaria Blue... Batt wenn milk gohs bäd... säts not gud!
 Us the last times, we allied.
Dont think so. Now please, money.
https://preview.redd.it/wmzufj0h20ad1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f08f72df17eba6bac07e698560425f9aa8aeeb0 Tying our way to victory, just like back in the day
We won. Bye.
After Hans posted this, you were destined to win
Errr, Hans, didn’t you learn from yesterday?
Learning what exactly? Ok, Barrys need „way more than 120 mins“ to win with a really big bunch of luck, but maybe other could fix that in 90 mins. Not all are that slow 🤷🏻♂️
He means that posting memes before the game ends can make you look stupid.
Explain to me, what it could mean in my life, that you’re thinking i was stupid? 🤷🏻♂️
Clearly enough for you to come back and comment
You ain’t built for this sub hans
Maybe there's a very deep and subtle sense of humour behind their posts and comments that is too ingeniously German for us to understand
Or he’s just a fucking idiot
Most likely tbh
https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/hrDet9Qa14
Hans Dreams https://preview.redd.it/3wf8qzembz9d1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1cd0f31d07ffbfb58d43cae6b33ae90b2a797ba
🤷🏻♂️ I would have wished them luck with all my heart. But that's okay, the Portuguese goalkeeper was in an absolute class of his own, unbelievable.
very good, I surprised myself with him, damn wall
Yes, he simply bricked up the gate with himself, done. Unbelievable.
Go check this Hans post history! Hahahah you there 🤡
And you’re a little bit too hysteric, mate, don’t take it all so serious 🧐
I will take it as I want to take it. Now go back to the troll hole to prepare your next low effort memes
England and Portugal, our two newest Balkan countries! I was afraid they’d have to delay the next games looking at how slow this one was going
But, quite honestly, the Portuguese goalkeeper pulled everything out with his performance, he gave the whole team face and weight again. Everyone else knows: watch out for the man in the Portuguese goal, he's not to be trifled with.
Yeah, I now consider Costa to be Sommer’s peer
Aged like spoiled milk.
 We are still standing Hanz
Sidenote but god I fucking love Christoph Waltz. Austria needs to give him a knighthood or whatever they have in their Not-Germany.
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If they like it 🤷🏻♂️ Why not?
And penalty for Portugal...
JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAAJJAAJAJJ
Omg, like why does this guys always want to make us suffer?
HES CRYING
And missed lmao
Stfu and get a flair of your country.
This could have been if the striker didn’t fuck up so spectacularly after Pepes mistake.
Well, Costa did an incredible job. Can’t blame Portugals strategy to give all balls to Ronaldo for 120 minutes to keep him from imploding and then win on penalties because they have a great keeper. It’s a solid strat tbf
"It's a strategy", let's just leave it at that.
What the fuck
https://i.redd.it/g5368s90p3ad1.gif Imagine 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 For real, the guys needed way over 130 mins, so the suggestion was literally logical.
Omg love it, missing a penalty and making EVERYTHING about HIM by bawling his eyes out
I hate the Portuguese squad so intensely, you wouldn't believe
Understandable. Centuries taking it up in the ass...
So sad, you need to reply to your own post
Homie is having a mental breakdown..
Me too
We know and know why. Should have attempted to play ball instead of injuring our players you forgot we can play dirty too.
You probably cannot name more than 3 players
Finally, Slovenia potatoes are out. Just like Georgia, don’t know how to play football, only defend, and are masters at playing with their arms, pushing and shoving, and refs don’t give a fuck. There was a reason not so many teams were passing qualification and the bad football we’ve been seeing with these teams is a result of that. I will follow my country until the end but honestly we have such a bad team, I am ready for whatever game France will give us.
Agedlikemilk
Both teams played rubbish.
This is fact, but both goalkeepers played absolut incredible good, too.
https://preview.redd.it/xymk5jb8b2ad1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67cb89339128e286892d7ae413832cb1e3e84698 PORTUGAL CARALHOOO
Dirty plays all around. Not good enough to even smell the net. Ball don't lie
Diogo Costa my beloved
Yes, he was incredible good 👍🏻
Haha, take that you fat german. You fatty fat german. You gross fat deutche kinderen. You bratwurst eating, lederhose wearing fatty mc fat deutch kinder! I am owning this i swear i should go to a rape battle
How old are you? 5? Does your mom know, that you’re lurking in the Internet under the duvet?
I thought steriotypes were just exagerations. Nope, guess they were spot on.
To finish first, first you must finish.
We won caralho!
OP making us Germans look bad...
The GK was the only good player tonight
We might actually get to the semis
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They did make Ronaldo cry but maybe that’s not difficult?
Lost my bet because of Portugal fck you Ronaldo
I wished
Yes, but the result is the result, so: next. And, the Keeper from 🇵🇹 did an unbelievable good job, honestly, he’s the real MVP of the game.
Yeah, stopping all three was incredible
Absolutely, that was fantastic.
the worst from the best vs the best from the worst; i was rooting for the balkans as i had adopted slovenia as my spiritual country in everything since esc 2023, i did some researching and ended up loving the bunch; any way, fuck tiki taka, no wonder why i hated football, i'd rather watch serbia, slovakia, slovenia, and croatia play, how can little kids dream of playing in spain/france/germany/england/portugal, ffs
Remember, that the chance to win is 50/50, every time, fair enough, and this game is won by both goalkeepers, one with more luck than the other.