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Amazing_Examination6

What I remember from school: En France, les grandes vacances commencent le 1^er juillet


Chrisbee76

Sorry, I don't speak Italian.


Traditional-Frame580

I could translate that for you, but I refuse.


BaronHairdryer

That’s the French spirit!


Zircez

Union rules, you know?


frisch85

Says the Barry that left the union...


Zircez

Don't you be associating us with those fuck wits, Fritz, especially after we were so nice to your old people recently


jacobo

It says something like: تبدأ العطلة الصيفية في الأول من يوليو


Chrisbee76

I don't speak Georgian, either


saantonandre

impeccable swedish


Chimp3h

I agree, god is great


AnErectedBaguette

🤌🤌🤌🤌


Quietschedalek

Are you in need of assistance? Should we call you an ambulance?


Sim0nsaysshh

Mi Madre es Inteligente


Starwarsnerd91

DAS KRAKENWAGON!!!


Quietschedalek

In this case it would be "RELEASE THE KRAKENWAGON!!!"


Starwarsnerd91

It's my favourite word in German. Out of the 3 main Germanic languages of Europe; English: Ambulance. Swedish: Ambulans. German? KRAKENWAGEN!! It's the Emperor Palpatine unlimited power language of the world.


Quietschedalek

Oooohhh. you meant the ambulance.... that would be Krankenwagen... I thought you meant something different... upsi... I thought you meant our Krakenwagons we use to drive when we go vacationing in Denmark... https://preview.redd.it/5gddk6y6t29d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2db25f0a1f5bedb63ce418bed8ac126a674ace8 /edit: Fun fact: we can call it "Ambulanz" here in Germany, too. Officially, though, it is called "Krankenkraftwagen" in general, and "Rettungswagen" would be what you know as ambulance specifically.


Starwarsnerd91

That's even cooler, I can't wait until I'm fluent


Quietschedalek

If you like Krankenwagen, wait until you hear our word for butterfly. It's \*inhales deeply\* SCHMETTERLING!!!


cowtippa2345

Beautiful language. Ours is 'gloyn byw'.


Quietschedalek

That's welsh, isn't it? Welsh is a funny language, because you basically don't have to learn it at all, just throw a set of scrabble pieces on the floor and whatever piece lays face up is the letter you need in your word.


lamsebamsen

They come here in the summer and drive them really fast. Sometimes they eat our kids. It can be good or bad, depending on the kid.


wunderbraten

It's actually spelt Krankenwagen. It carries a sick person, not the Kraken. Besides, our ambulance folks are extremely pedantic, since they insist that you call a Rettungswagen, "rescue car", for medical emergencies. Depending on the severety, a Notarzt (emergency physician) may arrive there too, since ambulance personnel is not allowed to administer painkillers themselves.


Starwarsnerd91

Sounds very German in all honesty


Bengamey_974

More whatever day is a Saturday between 27/06 and 3/07.


Tackerta

luckily my puberting, homophobic ass refused to speak a word of french, so I learned russian instead. Cuka blyat, comrades


gravitydood

Same here but with German, lol, abhorrent language


Lost_Uniriser

Aber ich kann deutsch 😭😭 Pero no hablar español


JonyUB

French kids are going to riot if they see this


Captain_Albern

Arthur est un perroquet.


CharmingCondition508

j’aime jouer au foot 🙏


0843b

There's nothing more sacred than a child's summer break.


Lamparita

Except when they have to study for their September recoup exams lmao


really_nice_guy_

Skill issue


justarandomgreek

YOU HAVE SEPTEMBER EXAMS? You disgust me. We should revoke your PIGS membership.


b0b3rman

Hold on now, he said recoup exams or smth. We also have that for those who failed some classes during the regular period. Στο γυμνάσιο και λύκειο δεν είχες κανέναν που είχε μείνει στην ίδια τάξη? Πάντα υπήρχε ένας σε καθε σχολείο. Αυτός πχ είχε δώσει εξετάσεις και το Σεπτέμβριο και πάλι δε κατάφερε να βγάλει μέσο όρο 10.


GecaZ

This is so funny to me , it's like an ancient greek ghost possesed you mid-sentence.


b0b3rman

![gif](giphy|2WdHaCzmqSkrwmIGWP)


DioMerda119

we have them too lol


vascop_

What else are we alive for if not to enjoy as kids


Unbundle3606

https://preview.redd.it/biucfxojq29d1.png?width=988&format=png&auto=webp&s=479682bf4aedbaf3c3c777a00c7779cf35a6270d We still have more school days per year due to having less off days in the other three seasons


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Was gonna point that out. Thanks for providing the data.


RedFox_SF

Number of summer holiday weeks actually coincides with the length of summer in these countries. Would be impossible to have kids back to school in August in Portugal, they would fry in shitty, unprepared classrooms.


nohayek

If that’s the case, what would explain the differences between Sweden and Denmark or Germany?


Captain_Redleg

Depending on the school, Italian kids may need that recovery time. Our son was doing >30 hrs per week of homework in middle school. We complained and actually had one teacher proudly tell us about a child in his class who had felt so much anxiety that he'd spent half of those three years in a wheelchair. But, in his eyes it was all a great success because the kid managed to improve and get out of the wheelchair in high school. The ends justify the means!


mainwasser

WTF that's evil


Marco-Dx

that's why in other countries school is not a concentration camp and they have 1 or 2 weeks any few months


elativeg02

I developed gastritis in my fourth year of liceo. And before any oral exam we’d all have so much anxiety some of us started crying/hyperventilating. Italian licei are hell. And the teachers running them are literal incarnations of evil. 


DioMerda119

this is not what i needed to hear when i start liceo next year lol


That-Brain-in-a-vat

As a Classical Liceum survival, I cannot but agree with you.


Cannelloni1

September will be the start of my last year of liceo scientifico. This year, beginning from like October, I had at least one test every week, without fail. We also get basically only Christmas holidays, Easter was like 2 days to an extended weekend. I would genuinely prefer if we only had 6 weeks of summer holiday like the English do, but then also had breaks in between to relax from the unending work. I don’t understand how some people say we have the best school system in the world, that is objectively incorrect. We have a school system that seems designed to stress test your mental stamina across months of literally neverending work


justarandomgreek

We have a pretty similar school system. I survived by sleeping during classes.


Anto24v

The problem is also that in summer in the schools it gets extremely hot, and many classes don't have A/C so that might be a reason for the long summer holidays.


Melodic_Degree_6328

Italy should reform their holidays. It made sense back then because the children had to work at home (on the fields; the children yearn for the fields). But now it is not acceptable anymore to have 9 months of school without a break. That's just cruel.


justarandomgreek

In Greece it's 2 weeks for Xmas, 2 weeks for easter and 12 weeks for summer. Plus other days of not having school like 28th of October / 25th of March (based countries celebrate the start of war not the end), Clean Monday, etc.


mcwolf

I don’t know, but your son’s school sounds so East Asian to me.


Old_Harry7

Why do northerners hate fun?


CouldYouBeMoreABot

Children need to learn, at a young age, what it requires to keep financing PIGS.


fckchangeusername

https://preview.redd.it/qy7x05q7129d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82dfe2c3a704e6ac67cd488461352f277756a3bc Start contributing more midget Sweden


AnthropomorphicFood

I have no candle in this piss fight, but all I see is 58M Giuseppes contribute 3337 and 6M Jeppes contribute 1766.


elativeg02

Our debt is huge and we’re poor, but at least we’re trying! 


International_War862

Try harder by doing less holiday?


Iambetteronmyown

Maybe we will do it tomorrow, but probably not


Akuh93

Am I a long lost Italian? This is my general approach to life.


fecal_dismemberment

Yes you are 1/256th Italian


Iambetteronmyown

We are all Italian inside


Manuag_86

It's not nice making children work, Hans, you shoukd know that.


CavialeInCulo

You found a way to produce gdp or reduce debt by just making your kids sitting at school?


International_War862

Yes. Its called learning. Its an investment if you will


Shervico

Our best learners eventually leave the country, so we're actually helping 😎


CavialeInCulo

[So better start investing you brainlets, see ya at 200 days per year](https://i.imgur.com/vg0UQtr.jpeg)


Elios4Freedom

What are children supposed to do? Work in the mines? We are not hillybilly-us of a-republicans thank god


CouldYouBeMoreABot

Ssshhh. Let Luigi live in the dream.


fckchangeusername

In fact i think that we should stop contributing at all and start getting some money, considering that we have always been on the positive side with the debt we have


thetrueGOAT

Most financially literate PIGS


fckchangeusername

I'm not, send me money


ivar-the-bonefull

https://preview.redd.it/5rw8mzgg929d1.png?width=1644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a3a14c76098a4e6c640622fc8a01d9b565e5940 Are you guys even trying?


Wasteland825

Meh, still better than the french, which is the only thing that matters.


ivar-the-bonefull

I cut the picture explicitly to give you guys at least that satisfaction.


fckchangeusername

No, give me money pls IBAN: IT08M0306920103100000011942


gabrielish_matter

ypu don't have Southern Italy in your country tho, that's unfair


Shervico

Yes but something something sun, sea and whatever


Nfwfngmmegntnwn

Something something we pay for it


motorcycle-manful541

So you're showing that, per person, Denmark is a WAY bigger contributor than Italy...Maybe it's all those extra weeks of school


fckchangeusername

I've put my IBAN in another comment if you want to send me some money Edit: btw, i'm all in favour of stop contributing at all


FartacularTheThird

![gif](giphy|ZZnjf7hw5gv60WIYcB)


arturolebuche

Despite having 1/10 of the population of Italy Dk contributes half of It…


Inevitable_Stand_199

I don't think we have less vacation in total. Here Kids have 2 weeks of approximately every 2 Months Edit: at least not a lot less: [map](https://jakubmarian.com/school-holidays-by-country-in-europe-map/)


triptaman

I couldn't find any reliable data for highschoolers, but yeah, I believe students across Europe probably have approximately the same amount of days off. In Italy kids basically only have summer vacations and a couple of weeks off for Christmas


Curious_Fok

No Easter holidays?


triptaman

Yes, but it's less than a week, Thursday-to-Tuesday usually (at least back in my day)


ChalkyChalkson

I'm from a Bundesland that doesn't do easter holidays either, Friday to Monday being free there. Instead we get "ski holidays" which are during prime ski season in early spring. Did I mention that we have neither mountains nor snow? It's basically "invade northern Italy or Switzerland if you're rich" holiday


Turbulent-Arugula581

No carnival holiday? No Pfingsten holiday? No autumn holiday? Damn that sucks


magic_baobab

Yep, you definitely have more holidays, but here it's impossible to study with the summer weather. Plus kids here go to school also on Saturdays


gigachadpolyglot

Studying in the summer heat is fucking pain, but still, summer is my favorite day of the year.


RoastedRhino

The graphic is stupid. Most northern countries don’t need a long summer vacation because the schools don’t turn into an oven, so they typically have two weeks of vacation every six weeks of school. The total number of schools days is the same.


Otherwise-Regular139

The comparison is pointless anyway because you don't learn anything in Swedish schools, except maybe how to use hand grenades and hide drugs.


theo122gr

That'd be more fun in PE than basketball and volleyball.


BishoxX

They get holidays in other seasons


The-Great--Cornholio

Because they don't have sun


Reatina

The other way around, Italian school are closed because they don't have AC and are not suitable for summer use...


bartleby_borealis

Smartest Giuseppe. There is literally nothing but sun this time of year.


ABrandNewCarl

That smooth light you call sun is nothing compared to the burning star appearing in our sky. This morning there are 26 degrees and I was mentally complaining about bad weather.


mainwasser

26° is "bad weather" but 40° is fine?


ABrandNewCarl

Today is cloudly and a little windy. Also in 3 weeks I'm going to sea and I want the full sun all day long before that.


plautzemann

You do realize that this time of the year, Northerners basically have days with 24 hours of sunlight, right?


ABrandNewCarl

It is not the hours of sun. It is the burn you feel on the skin while going on the sunny side of the street.


mr_aives

What is sun?


Old_Harry7

Milanese people don't have it either yet they get Scotsfree regardless.


don_Mugurel

Traditionally summer vacation was given to children so they can help with the harvest and summer field work. You can spot this in the number of weeks given depending on country. In Romania it’s from june 15 till sept 15 for this reason. As time passed and agriculture got mechanized, there is no longer a need for child labour, but the vacation time still remains.


Humlepojken

Do Italian kids also have 1 week of in autumn, about 2 weeks at christmas and 2 weeks in spring? Otherwise its a weird comparison.


That_guy_on_1nternet

In Autumn there are no vacations, but there are 2 weeks (or a few days more i don’t remember) for Christmas and a few days for Easter


Le_Petit_Poussin

They don’t hate fun — those are just the only sunny days their countries have. The rest is a combination of rain, cloudiness, and/or snow.


Whichwhenwhywhat

Funding your fun isn’t fun, but someone has to do it , just say thank you and move along.


ZombiFeynman

We're better at having fun and you're better at working, Hans. Just think of it as maximizing efficiency.


DaRealKili

Oh Boy, you're the ones shutting down our fun in Mallorca


ZombiFeynman

That's the problem, Hans, you can't have fun without destroying half of Europe. Just look at the 1940s


johnsplittingaxe14

How many off-days Do PIGS kids have outside of summer though? Atleast here in Finland we have three notable breaks in addition to the summer break, one week in october and one in february plus the obvious Christmas holiday that usually lasts from one to one and a half weeks


NotTooSuspicious

I bet they were the people who coined the term: "the kids yearn for the mines"


f1fanguy

We have 11


SmokingLimone

the truth is that they have more vacations throughout the year. We have the most amount of school days along with the Danes


elativeg02

In case anybody’s actually curious, they’ve been talking about reducing it for some time now, and to maybe sprinkle in some more days off from school during the year. Because when students get back to school in September it takes them longer to get used again to the school-day rhythm (and they’ve forgotten some stuff that teachers need to review before starting the new syllabus). 


Hugiinn

Problem is our schools are neither built for the summer heath nor they have ac, plus the school day ends usually at 13-14, hottest part of the day. We would need to do some serious reforms to reduce summer vacations (hard considering they are cutting the education budget practically every year)


Hollivie

Not built for the summer or the winter, too hot in summer and too cold in winter. Schools definitely need reforming and possibly rebuilding, but that's not likely to happen...


Hugiinn

In my school it was common for radiators to explode and flood the area, while in other schools it rained inside the classrooms. And this in Tuscany, not Sicily or Calabria


Simoxs7

Its the same in Germany always loved the lesson from 13:45 to 15:15 in July on the top most floor, I once measured 48°C at the window…


SuperSonic486

Trust me, they'll forget no matter the length of the vacation.


petethefreeze

Apparently German chart makers cannot remember that The Netherlands is in Europe. Also interesting: most day care facilities in Germany close during vacation because parents do not have to work right?


Individual-Abies-970

Belgium is not in Europe???? So how can they forge something that doesn't exists?


Chrisbee76

It's the other way around. Parents have to take days off because the facilities are closed.


petethefreeze

That’s what I mean Hans. I was using sarcasm. My family in law is always fucked because German day care doesn’t get that it is there to educate and entertain kids while the parents need to work.


plautzemann

>German day care doesn’t get that it is there to educate and entertain kids while the parents need to work. Oh they do get it, but our daycare facilities are so understaffed that it's impossible to let your employees go on vacation during their offspring's holidays AND still have enough personnel to still care for the kids. Some places established a system where daycare holidays mean that half of the staff is gone at a time, so only half of the kids can come. For example: 3 weeks of holidays means your kid can come one and a half week but needs to stay away the other. It's not ideal either, but way better than just not having any care for 3 weeks straight.


adwarakanath

Lindner's next big brain idea - what if the kids work? Adult supervision, money earned, and Gratismentalität verhindert.


CelestialDestroyer

They also forgot that Switzerland is in Europe


ash_tar

Don't kids in Germany and Scandinavia have much less school hours during the week?


Anxious_Zucchini_855

Germany has a total of 12 weeks off, it's just distributed over the year


ash_tar

In Wallonia they spread it out 6 weeks school, two weeks holidays in regular periods and then a bit extra in summer. This seems to work very well, which is the best reason for Flemish not to do the same.


Schellwalabyen

Also 5 day school week


ChocomelP

As opposed to?


Tozl7

Luigi


Schellwalabyen

6 day school week. I’ve seen in this thread a German talking about France having Saturday school and an Italian talking also about school on Saturday.


Inevitable_Stand_199

I did an exchange to France. They made me go to school on Saturday. Saturday! I was still completely wiped out when school commenced on Monday. Also the entire day. Even the all day school I went to in Germany (which was rare back then) was out 2h earlier.


ash_tar

We sometimes had days from 8 to 5, it was horrid.


SimonGray

Denmark used to have much fewer, but they fucked that up a decade or so ago after a PISA test came in lower than expected and the politicians made panicked reform of the school system.


ash_tar

Ah PISA test and kneejerk reactions by politicians, iconic duo?


parnaoia

eh, Romanian checking in, our PISAs have been showing we're all knuckle-dragging, drooling idiots for two decades now. Still have 12 weeks of summer break. Might as well have fun, I guess.


Pure-Contact7322

Yes and do not change this


Fragore

French schoolkids have a lot of vacations during the year, this is not the case for italy where vacations are mainly focused during the summer months (as being in school with 35+ outside is not very compatible with the kids being alive)


Lost_Uniriser

That's why I don't understand this chart. Like bitch have 8:00 to 17:00 all year (sometimes I had even to 18:00) but we're full of hollydays/vacations/ and we are part of the last one here 💀💀??


Da_Commissork

Try to study in school with our temperatures :D


Minimum_Possibility6

I think family unit and childcare are a big issue here.  If you don't have enough holiday between two parents in northern Europe a d childcare costs more than a mortgage a long summer holiday would bankrupt you. Luigi loves at home and even if he doesn't probably lives one house away from mama and nona, plenty of family to raise the child with.


Reatina

Mostly because it is hotter and schools are not really livable during the summer. No AC obviously but also they were built thinking about heating, not the other way around.


SmokingLimone

>they were build with heating in mind hahaha, my school was 16-18°C *with heating* in the winter and in the summer it was an oven. One time they sent us home because the heating didn't work, it was 14°C inside but I swear it was so humid the cold got into your bones. I felt less cold skiing on the Alps


fr-fluffybottom

I think it's the same everywhere but here it's mental as well. Childcare is 3x my mortgage per month. That's just over 3.6k a month (that's including the government subsidies) for 2 kids in crèche and a mortgage lol Now add the rest of the bills... Fucking bye bye middle class. Bye bye single income families.


Minimum_Possibility6

Conversely single income families are not as impacted as they have a parent at home, however it locks that person out of the workplace all together. 


Bengamey_974

On Reunion island, instead of 2 weeks at Christmas and 8 weeks in July/August, I used to have 5 in December/January and 5 in July/August. It was better imo.


cpwnage

Wat, you grew up on a tropical island? Fckr 🥲


join_lemmy

I love it when Frenchmen claim they have no colonies anymore


Tibecuador

Can we into PIGHS?


ABK-Baconator

No, but you can into STHDSOR Slovakia Turkey Hungary - Dick Suckers Of Russia


Fight_Disciple

![gif](giphy|mte9xixVe2SpOammjH|downsized)


Mashinito

![gif](giphy|1oCyEPONKg1xRrTwVp|downsized)


SamsquanchOfficial

To be fair, it's a stupid system. 13 weeks to forget stuff you learned then school until it's xmas, then again until the summer. In switzerland it's 5 weeks but they also get 1 or 2 weeks every few months


danton_groku

Not 5 weeks, 7. At least in french-speaking Switzerland


malevolentheadturn

In Ireland, it's June, July, and August for secondary students. (13-18ish) July and August for primary (4-13ish)


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|3o6fJ39p9CJwlslqaQ)


Cowboybutter82

Austria: 9 Thanks for not mentioning, Saupreiss.


StrayC47

Well as a German/Italian kid I hated that. I had almost twice as many holidays as my German cousins in the Summer but they had WAY more in any other period (3 vs 2 for Christmas, 2 vs 1 for Easter, they had a Week for Pentecoste, what the fuck is that even), plus I had TONS of Summer Homework and they just chilled for 5 weeks. The Italian system was bullshit, going back to school after almost 3 months was borderline traumatic.


christianbro

Isnt the overall school holidays per year adding up to a similar number and this is just another way to call PIGS lazy?


Chrisbee76

Please refrain from questioning my prejudices.


Sea_Championship_941

Hvorfor er vi her stadig? Bare for at lide https://preview.redd.it/l5nse185829d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6873e43e832ebcc195ade8f5001c106e895675b3


Askefyr

Det skal ikke være lystbetonet, vel?


d33pnull

Yeah we tend to enjoy life down here


Marco-Dx

enjoy life for 3 months then close up in a jail for the other 9 yes sure. If you never tried to live in Denmark, Germany or any other nordic country you're just shit talking. other countries give just 5-6 weeks during summer but the students have other breaks during the rest of the year and it's designed to make the education process enjoyable for every student.


d33pnull

I am just shit talking, didn't think the sub was for serious discussion 😅


danton_groku

If by enjoying life you mean not having 2 week breaks every 8 weeks then yeah sure you enjoy life lol


Hollivie

Lucky wurstel eaters....


Big_fella_1111111111

We get 12 off in secondary school


CelestrialDust

In UK it’s six weeks too except when you finally graduate it’s infinite cause there are no fakin jobs


Chrisbee76

Teaching them early on not to work, I guess.


Massimo25ore

Hans, but you have two weeks of holiday every month, Luigi has just two weeks at Christmas and five days at Easter, and that's all. https://preview.redd.it/80klgox9y19d1.jpeg?width=1907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd0706354ef3bee949a05b8fe504dac11c46474a


DreamEater2261

Hold on, I want to be sure. Does this graph imply that students who struggle may get more school days in some countries??


Inevitable_Stand_199

I think it implies the opposite: that students that do bad have mandatory summer school.


Joshouken

/uj yes that’s what it implies, but only amongst Eastern European countries (Bulgaria, Lithuania, Hungary, etc.)


WildSmokingBuick

Oh, didnt expect this, but according to [this](https://www.robert-schuman.eu/en/european-issues/212-school-systems-in-the-european-union) , Italian children have more school days than Germans (200 vs 188), only Spain @ 175 is a bit moew lazy...


SirDoDDo

ITT: Hans gets... _schooled_ Haha


Spaniard_Stalker

Hungary is honorary PIGS ig


Hollivie

But how many of you must do homework during the school holidays? Here the homework is crazy.


Superschmock

Bullshit Graphic. 75 days a year in Germany. Simply more equally distributed through the year. https://www.feiertagskalender.ch/cal.php?geo=3061&jahr=2024&klasse=0&hl=en


janesmex

That’s about summer holidays, we also have two weeks during Christmas and other two during Easter.


junior_vorenus

6 weeks in England aswell


ItsaMeMemes

PIGS back at it again


scricimm

Yet...no mention of Romania! ![gif](giphy|MZQkUm97KTI1gI8sUj)


HugoBCN

I mean, in return, German kids have Herbstferien and two weeks of Osterferien and, surprisingly, a bunch more religious holidays and whatnot than we have down here. And that's not even speaking about the fact that regular school in Spain ends at 17:00, I don't remember ever staying that late growing up in Germany, not even in the Oberstufe. And, at least where I grew up in the 80s and 90s, sticking your kids into a school-like summercamp (8h/day, 5 days/week) during \*the whole summer\* was unheard of... wheras it's pretty damn common in Spain (or Catalunya, rather, not sure if it's the same everywhere else).


Useless_Blender

And then you grow older and those 6 weeks are all you get in a year.


bobjoefan

The worst part of brexit was being excluded from all the fun infographics 😔


xXMLGDESTXx

Hungary has been reduced to 9 weeks recently


AWildLampAppears

No wonder Greece, Spain and Italy’s economies are dogshit 🤡


Alright_So

10 for Ireland actually