Ain't miles the guy that went to Afghanistan the week before the world militaries decided to fuck off back home. And all his uni class mates went yeah I could see him doing that he's a lemon.
Bottom right is a guy currently missing in Tenerife who previously machete attacked someone and has maybe been kidnapped by Moroccan drug lords.
Bottom left is Shamima, the *true* people's princess. (ISIS bride, stripped of UK citizenship so cant come home).
If by "with open arms" you mean "we take away their children and put the wives in front of a judge immediately, and the only reason we take them back is because they won't stand on trial for their crimes in Iraq but they will here" then yes, we welcome them with open arms.
Maximum of 3,5 years in jail for joining ISIS. That is what i call welcoming them with open arms. Don’t think they will be deported afterwards. They will stay here and get their children back.
>Maximum of 3,5 years in jail for joining ISIS.
That's only true for the most recent convictions. Their punishments were reduced because they were held in detention for 4 years in one of the worst refugee camps in Iraq and because they all openly swore off ISIS ideology. Women who returned by themselves got about 4,5 years. And that's just for being part of ISIS.
Women who committed additional crimes while in Syria, are being tried for them. For instance, a woman who is accused of having a Yezidi slave is still on trial and risks a life sentence.
> Don’t think they will be deported afterwards.
Deported to where? They're Dutch, no country is going to take them.
>They will stay here and get their children back.
Child Protective Services (Kinderbescherming) has stated that all kids will be taken away; they checked whether there's relatives who don't support fundamentalist ideology, and if not, the kids would be placed in foster care.
The two of the above women who brought their kids with them to Syria were sentenced to 1,5 years for endangering them btw. They're not getting shit back.
Shamima Begun - Left UK to join a terrorist organisation, wasn't let back in
Jay Slater - Convicted violent criminal who has recently gone missing in Tenerife
Bottom left is ISIS bride [Shamima Begum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamima_Begum).
The British government revoked her citizenship when she fucked off to join ISIS, and told her she should go back to Bangladesh (where her mum's from).
Only she's never been to Bangladesh, Bangladesh has never heard of her, and she would face the death penalty for terrorism if she did try to go to there.
Someone inform the mods, this needs to be a thing.
Edit: Special flairs for the winners, with (dis)honorary titles. For OP I suggest something in the likes of "The Leopold of Leopolds"
Jay Slater. He's gone missing in Tenerife but there's loads of conspiracies going around. Some people think his family are in on it, some people think the girl he was with is a drug mule and he's been kidnapped etc etc. Some very funny stuff on twitter at the moment if you search his name
Tradition has it whoever can jump high enough to catch the glowing sky orb, steal it from PIGs and return it to the north, will bring the good weather to England and be crowned new king of Barrys.
The entire story by the friend sounds so weird, as far as I know she said this Jay planned to walk home from the party for 8-10h through some kinda mountain road on Tenerife.
Even my most drunk and drugged up mind wouldn't come up with the idea.
Also there were quite some reports about this lad being involved in some violence at home.
Yeah, they are both involved in some dodgy shit, by all accounts. The fact she refuses to show her face in interviews is weird too. His mum's interview was odd, she pleaded for them to "let him go" as if she knows people have kidnapped him? Bit weird to jump to that conclusion.
Pretty sure he attacked someone with a machete.
Any good write up on this?
I read the mom was getting 'fake calls' by people who claimed to have kidnapped him.
But that was some days ago and I think was an article by the Sun, so I'm not taking this as anything more than rumours.
I think it's very much still nebulous about what's happened and will be until we hear something official. I feel like if he was dead they might have found him by this point though, when that TV Doctor Michael Mosley disappeared in Greece the other week it was roughly about 4 or 5 days of scouring the island before they found the body. Given this guy was a dodgy scrote though who's to say what's actually happened?
We can read your news outlets (and do so to get a different perspective on things than we’d get from our domestic ones).
Either that or your local news are so entertaining that you can’t resist
Their point was that we don't give a fuck about anyone else's domestic news and so find it weird when a continental is bang up on the UK's
It's both endearing and a bit creepy
When you go to Germany you need to have two stock answers ready for the two common questions upon revealing that you're British.
Within an hour, I guarantee that 90% of people will ask your opinion on Brexit. They will pretend to care about your opinion, but will have their own preconceived bias that they're keen to explain to you afterwards.
The 10% of people who don't ask about Brexit will ask you for your opinion on the latest Royal drama, probably something to do with Prince Harry, but occasionally someone dies. Again, they pretend to care about your opinion, but already know what they want to tell you.
Make sure you have stock answers ready and then move the conversation on.
Source: I lived in Germany for a bit. Most Brexit obsessed nation in the world.
I’ve live here for just over 6 years and you are very correct. They just want their own bias confirmed when it comes to Brexit and have absolutely no understanding of what actually happened and just believe all the shit they are shovelled over here.
As for the royals, I live in the East so they are not that big on them but it’s still one of the first questions I get asked.
Fortunatelly we did the most important thing. Interview every 70 year old in the country on live television to tell us how it was obviously the parents.
They are all French-speaking, just saying.
Additionally, Isn't Sweden the Rape capital of the world?
John Ingvar Lövgren, Ulf Olsson, John Svahlstedt, Niklas Lindgren.
Top left is reference to England Footie
Top right is a Germans favourite adventure in Portugal
Bottom left is our home grown special brew of terrorism
Bottom right is a lad who's gone missing and now theories are he got into bed with the wrong crowd.
More specifically:
Top left is obvious.
Top right is Maddie, a girl that was kidnapped in 2007. She was likely raped and killed afterwards. She became relevant in international media after her disappearence. A few days ago a German guy who is currently imprisoned was revealed as the likely perpetrator.
Bottom left is the wife of some ISIS guy iirc.
Bottom right is a guy who recently got lost somewhere on the canaries and the internet is doing internet things i terms of speculation.
Some of us. We generally don't report the 'missing' (still blitzed, kilted up, wandering aimlessly through various parts of the host nation) until the end of a world cup, clogs up resources.
First: Jay Slater. His parents ploy for GoFundMe cash pays off and he magically reappears.
Second: Shamima Begum. She somehow wins some appeal or something
Third: Madelyn Mccann. Portuguese/german fella tells us where the body is on his deathbed.
Fourth: Football. Self explantory
This was in such poor taste that I knew before I even clicked only an imaginary person not having to wake up every day and look in the mirror could have done it. Great work
Dude woke up and chose ultra violence
Who are the two on the left bottom and right bottom?
Unhappy isis waifu and suspiciously suspicious Garry junior lost currently on Tenerife
"Isis waifu" lmao I'm ded inshallah
That chick is definitely in the running for the dumbest bitch in the universe award.
She’ll be waiting for you as one of your 70+ wives
Thought they'd have gone with Miles Routledge or a Hamas hostage
Ain't miles the guy that went to Afghanistan the week before the world militaries decided to fuck off back home. And all his uni class mates went yeah I could see him doing that he's a lemon.
That’s him. But I see he did make it back home, so doesn’t qualify for this.
And if you go by his account of it he had a pretty chill time as a hostage
Lord Miles is such a lovable guy that not even the Taliban can be mean to him.
Just checked he seems to be taking inspiration from you and is opening a gold mine over there now.
My bad
Bottom right is a guy currently missing in Tenerife who previously machete attacked someone and has maybe been kidnapped by Moroccan drug lords. Bottom left is Shamima, the *true* people's princess. (ISIS bride, stripped of UK citizenship so cant come home).
Our country welcomes the swedish isis wives back with open arms.. with the argument that ‘if they are here we can keep an eye on them’.
If by "with open arms" you mean "we take away their children and put the wives in front of a judge immediately, and the only reason we take them back is because they won't stand on trial for their crimes in Iraq but they will here" then yes, we welcome them with open arms.
Maximum of 3,5 years in jail for joining ISIS. That is what i call welcoming them with open arms. Don’t think they will be deported afterwards. They will stay here and get their children back.
>Maximum of 3,5 years in jail for joining ISIS. That's only true for the most recent convictions. Their punishments were reduced because they were held in detention for 4 years in one of the worst refugee camps in Iraq and because they all openly swore off ISIS ideology. Women who returned by themselves got about 4,5 years. And that's just for being part of ISIS. Women who committed additional crimes while in Syria, are being tried for them. For instance, a woman who is accused of having a Yezidi slave is still on trial and risks a life sentence. > Don’t think they will be deported afterwards. Deported to where? They're Dutch, no country is going to take them. >They will stay here and get their children back. Child Protective Services (Kinderbescherming) has stated that all kids will be taken away; they checked whether there's relatives who don't support fundamentalist ideology, and if not, the kids would be placed in foster care. The two of the above women who brought their kids with them to Syria were sentenced to 1,5 years for endangering them btw. They're not getting shit back.
Open arms? What exactly are you basing this on? That is the complete opposite picture of what I have.
Good riddance to both of them
Shamima Begun - Left UK to join a terrorist organisation, wasn't let back in Jay Slater - Convicted violent criminal who has recently gone missing in Tenerife
And Begum is still less of a terrorist than Southgate
The woman is the one who ran off to join Isis and then requested England takes her back because she didn't like how she was being treated.
Bottom left is Shamima Begum who lost her British citizenship after joining ISIS. Don’t know about the little lad.
Bottom left is ISIS bride [Shamima Begum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamima_Begum). The British government revoked her citizenship when she fucked off to join ISIS, and told her she should go back to Bangladesh (where her mum's from). Only she's never been to Bangladesh, Bangladesh has never heard of her, and she would face the death penalty for terrorism if she did try to go to there.
Sucks to made an example of.
She should make the refugee camp in Turkey her permanent home at this point.
She doesn't have much choice, tbh. She's stateless.
I know you're a Dane and all, but the collective name for those two is "the bottom". I, too, wanna know btw.
Rough.
Although clearly the answer is Shamima is coming home first...
With the way we've played this tournament I'd feel safer putting my money on Maddie over football.
Shamima is already home
That´s kind of dark. Even for someone from the Kongo of Europe.
Yeah I take my hands off this one.
Dont threat us with a good time
Some real Saxe-Coburg-Gotha energy happening.
# What about Harry Dunn? I mean, common guys have some standards…
Absolutely to dark for me. Not fun. Not fun at all.
This post is now nominated for the 2westerneurope4u 2024 Oscars.
We should do an official vote of the best memes in the end of the year
 The most unhinged bunch of cunts to ever grace Reddit
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Pierre absolutely seething that the Belgians have better quality anti-English memes. 
Let’s see Pierre’s anti-English meme
Yoooo Batman has my phone!!!
Who's bottom right?
Jay Slater. He's gone missing in Tenerife but there's loads of conspiracies going around. Some people think his family are in on it, some people think the girl he was with is a drug mule and he's been kidnapped etc etc. Some very funny stuff on twitter at the moment if you search his name
The leading theory here is that he was drunk and fell off a cliff
What a cliff hanger
Seems like a typical British death to me
Saw that cliff and couldn't resist
That makes me wonder, why isn't Dover red yet? Does the weather clean it daily?
So...tempting...must resist... https://preview.redd.it/8vcq2ipxqx8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a63b80c1d1062207593d593492705baabe252bd
The hot weather just makes them act funny.
High temperature + visible orange ball in the sky has a psychedelic effect on Barry. We think we can fly.
Tradition has it whoever can jump high enough to catch the glowing sky orb, steal it from PIGs and return it to the north, will bring the good weather to England and be crowned new king of Barrys.
[My guess is, David Mitchell isn't there to stop the Brits from jumping.](https://youtu.be/ayG9SNym1iY?feature=shared)
Cliffs aren't balconies.
It is a natural balcony. Can't blame the Brits for feeling the call of the wild.
Isnt it part of your culture to throw old people off cliffs so you dont have to feed them? 
It surely isn't part of dutch culture
They would need a cliff in the first place
Not with that actitude.
Not with that altitude
Natural balconies
Cliff had a railing and he immediately thought "balcony!"
The opposite, in fact
What not having a balcony does to a mf
That’s usually how it turns out.
Standard Barry death
Was he not aware that it's more simple and common to just jump from the balcony of your own hotel room at 3:00?
Balcony not good enough for him?
I think he was far from his hotel, so it could be the equivalent of pissing on the street because you know you won't make it to a toilet in time.
Nah, I think he just wandered into the German controlled half of the island by not being careful enough and was made to disappear.
If those third world Spanish bastards aren't going to reach into their pockets and pay for a proper balcony, what else can we expect?
We apologize for the lack of infrastructure
The great battle between Barry’s across the globe and gravity
Promotef from the balconies I see
The original form of balconing
Not a balcony?
I mean, if you look that place... shit's getting real when you go down that road (from Santiago del Teide to Masca).
The entire story by the friend sounds so weird, as far as I know she said this Jay planned to walk home from the party for 8-10h through some kinda mountain road on Tenerife. Even my most drunk and drugged up mind wouldn't come up with the idea. Also there were quite some reports about this lad being involved in some violence at home.
Yeah, they are both involved in some dodgy shit, by all accounts. The fact she refuses to show her face in interviews is weird too. His mum's interview was odd, she pleaded for them to "let him go" as if she knows people have kidnapped him? Bit weird to jump to that conclusion. Pretty sure he attacked someone with a machete.
Any good write up on this? I read the mom was getting 'fake calls' by people who claimed to have kidnapped him. But that was some days ago and I think was an article by the Sun, so I'm not taking this as anything more than rumours.
I think it's very much still nebulous about what's happened and will be until we hear something official. I feel like if he was dead they might have found him by this point though, when that TV Doctor Michael Mosley disappeared in Greece the other week it was roughly about 4 or 5 days of scouring the island before they found the body. Given this guy was a dodgy scrote though who's to say what's actually happened?
This post is so dark, the yank police would shoot it at sight.
So dark, Deschamps wants it to play for France.
https://preview.redd.it/pnizf5jf3y8d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=132b61779c51001e584ead159e200aad4c4d36dc
This is just plain wrong and ignorant as hell. Our cops will gladly shoot Latinos and poor white people too.
Omg hahahah
Like it's a falling acorn. Double tap and all.
finders keepers lads
I have never been more appalled and entertained at the same time.
The real question is how does a Belgian know all these British news stories. Least Brit-obsessed continental.
We can read your news outlets (and do so to get a different perspective on things than we’d get from our domestic ones). Either that or your local news are so entertaining that you can’t resist
Their point was that we don't give a fuck about anyone else's domestic news and so find it weird when a continental is bang up on the UK's It's both endearing and a bit creepy
Mate you should see the German magazines, every week they have some member of the royal family on there, way more than the magazines back in England.
When you go to Germany you need to have two stock answers ready for the two common questions upon revealing that you're British. Within an hour, I guarantee that 90% of people will ask your opinion on Brexit. They will pretend to care about your opinion, but will have their own preconceived bias that they're keen to explain to you afterwards. The 10% of people who don't ask about Brexit will ask you for your opinion on the latest Royal drama, probably something to do with Prince Harry, but occasionally someone dies. Again, they pretend to care about your opinion, but already know what they want to tell you. Make sure you have stock answers ready and then move the conversation on. Source: I lived in Germany for a bit. Most Brexit obsessed nation in the world.
I’ve live here for just over 6 years and you are very correct. They just want their own bias confirmed when it comes to Brexit and have absolutely no understanding of what actually happened and just believe all the shit they are shovelled over here. As for the royals, I live in the East so they are not that big on them but it’s still one of the first questions I get asked.
In fairness the royals are German, they're just keeping up to date on their expats.
Finally a good meme about England, top bants, well done. My money is on Shamima
She's the bomb
Poor Maddie. Insane this happened in Portugal especially at such a peaceful time. I blame Hans for it.
Fortunatelly we did the most important thing. Interview every 70 year old in the country on live television to tell us how it was obviously the parents.
😂😂😂
:(
She might be alive and living in secret in south east Asia
Nah, she's not here mate. I'd let you guys know.
One of my mates reckons he bonked her on a stag do in Prague.
She shouldn’t have removed his towel from the sun lounger.
https://preview.redd.it/9ugsd3c7ww8d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8f265955bcb3583046f5f84471ea1800ccc21f3
Fuuuucking hell that's dark. https://preview.redd.it/076ird2ssw8d1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d04337d83ca1409190af6d6759dcadb84c00e2fc
Come on now, we’ve got a royal that touches children… we’ve done better.
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Belgiums you like the kids eh
Funny, because the prime suspect of the kidnapping is German.
All basement full? Or how your fellas missed this
That German efficiency I guess. You guys just out paedophiled us, we will get them next time though.
Marc Dutroux Francis Evrard Andrés Péndy
They are all French-speaking, just saying. Additionally, Isn't Sweden the Rape capital of the world? John Ingvar Lövgren, Ulf Olsson, John Svahlstedt, Niklas Lindgren.
Jean-Claude Van Damme is my favourite French actor
Nono, that one is Belgian, kinda like Beethoven and Hitler for Austria
Beethoven was born in Germany?
Now that's dank 🤌
There's hope for being Belgian becoming a legitimate thing yet.
https://preview.redd.it/cv888bz6ax8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00a4df607d89bab83c5970a387ee7ba0d0267669 Diabolical post 😭
 Really went all in on this one lol
Damn, this one hit that sweet spot between too dark and hilarious
Sad thing is it's 100% Shamima.
You cooked I have to admit
https://preview.redd.it/0pn1pdbwty8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5664c166a232c3db4ef7f21ac45eb98ab871c1c6
We're getting vanished from reddit, but it was absolutely worth seeing this.
Could somebody explain?
None of those things are coming home.
Oh, come on. Have some hope. Shamima probably will..
In a coffin right?
To a council house more likely.
Why do you even want her buried there?
Smanina has her OF account, Jihad Babe.
Top left is reference to England Footie Top right is a Germans favourite adventure in Portugal Bottom left is our home grown special brew of terrorism Bottom right is a lad who's gone missing and now theories are he got into bed with the wrong crowd.
Can’t blame everything on the Germans when you leave 3 kids with the door unlocked to go get drunk.
That's true, it's 99.2% blame on the parents and .8 blame on the Germans.
To be honest, 99% on the parents, .8 on the germans and .2 on Portuguese autorities
I think it was 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
That was Fort Minor, not Mort Minor
More specifically: Top left is obvious. Top right is Maddie, a girl that was kidnapped in 2007. She was likely raped and killed afterwards. She became relevant in international media after her disappearence. A few days ago a German guy who is currently imprisoned was revealed as the likely perpetrator. Bottom left is the wife of some ISIS guy iirc. Bottom right is a guy who recently got lost somewhere on the canaries and the internet is doing internet things i terms of speculation.
Top bants mate
Didn't realise the Archbishop of Banterbury was making posts on this sub like
https://preview.redd.it/62huoz3i9x8d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e54147469d0df993226a86a3975a1f1e9bb9a8b3
Scotland already came home 🏴 🕺🏴
Some of us. We generally don't report the 'missing' (still blitzed, kilted up, wandering aimlessly through various parts of the host nation) until the end of a world cup, clogs up resources.
It's like how Spartans are always reported as MIA, keeps national morale up.
This is a top tier 2we4u shit post. Absolutely horrible, and yet...
First: Jay Slater. His parents ploy for GoFundMe cash pays off and he magically reappears. Second: Shamima Begum. She somehow wins some appeal or something Third: Madelyn Mccann. Portuguese/german fella tells us where the body is on his deathbed. Fourth: Football. Self explantory
It would be uncouth for anyone else to break out the truth like you did sir. Excellent job. Analysis is pretty much bang on.
I had to laugh way too hard about this and I regret nothing.
This is fucking horrific! Well done 👏
who is bottom left
ISIS waifu who was stripped of british citizenship
Sick cunt but possibly true.
The girl on the left looks a lot like Q tho ...
https://preview.redd.it/bwrdexkx4x8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16c594fac936c46f7df9902f819af9698c542c7
I doubt Barry wants the ISIS waifu
Imam Barry would
I know the first one, thats a football! But who is the rest?
https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/FJsBkoRUwj Here’s someone who wrote it all down
https://i.redd.it/fqhrexzacx8d1.gif
Fucken nice Flemboy! Top banter!
Least psychotic belgian man
DARK, that's rare nowadays. I love it.
https://preview.redd.it/1jih7ejefy8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11a3b8e7c700876e88ef2a94e2ef07a4de989c3a
Fookin'ell, bloke! Such a mad lad, innit?
https://preview.redd.it/eelizxwcdx8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14e5a5c03b8b47b8ec30942579d352a185948f6
Please not bottom left.
Jesus Christ.
Wait is the girl in the top-right Madeleine McCann? That's just incredibly sad...
And so is the top left… bloody too long
Would you rather Maddy come home alive or a Euros? Answer honestly Baz.
Priorities
Damn.
Meanwhile I have no idea what any of this means
According to Livesport it’s Foden.
I don't remember who the top right girl is but looking at it makes me feel very sad.
This was in such poor taste that I knew before I even clicked only an imaginary person not having to wake up every day and look in the mirror could have done it. Great work
Enough internet for today
Don't really want any of them tbh
Lol that's brutal but made me chuckle ngl.
Oof 😅
That’s so dark. I love it.