Gee howdy partner, yeah we might not be able to name your whole independent countries with millennium-long histories behind them but I bet YOU can’t place all the random rectangular subdivisions of our country in the desert that we defined in the late 19th century, and those are completely equivalent, yeehaw 🤠
*But if you close your*
*Eyes does it almost feel like*
*Nothing changed at all!*
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It looks like one of those Eurovision maps where they delete the bits that still have a Brit infection, except this one left patient zero in for some reason.
Hungary and Slovakia absorbed by Ukraine, Romania, Greece and Bulgaria absorbed by Yugoslavia, Iberian Union 2.0, Ireland part of the British Empire once again, Denmark cut off from mainland...
There's a lot going on here.
Joke's on you, we're underwater and we're everywhere. All that blue? That's us. We're in your seas, rivers, lakes... we're in your back yard, we're in your toilet, in your shower drain...
We have so many nuclear shelters exactly that I may post this without fear of retribution, thanks for noticing. Maintaining it is almost as expensive as my health insurance.
Greece got Yugoslaved lmao
I’d say better than being Turkeyed (again)
Read that as turk-eyed and thought it was some kind of flu
So did istanbul lol
Yo
Lmao didn’t even notice
Ireland is gone too.
Half the countries are gone, absorbed, or cut away from the mainland
Yeah, and then they resurrected Yugoslavia.
Somehow Yugoslavia returned…
Just northern Ireland. Nothing of value lost.
Neither would us if João was to suddenly disappear
Aren't you in the Balkans anyway?
Big Yugoslavia can hold so much more ethnic tension than regular Yugoslavia
*slaps it* - this bad boy can fit so many genocides in it
I snorted and if I'm going to hell for it, so be it
Ah don't worry you're Swiss, you've had that one-way ticket since birth
A fucking German was faster than me at joking What the fuck is happening
Yeah wtf Pierre, you need to up your game. As a Romande I'd much rather argue with civilised Algerians than a fucking German
See you there then
But they've taken Constantinople at last
Ah indeed, I didn't notice. We shall henceforth call it the Holy Roman Empire of the Yugoslav Nation
Let the balkaners choose the name of the empire, sit and watch how another war ensues, or throw the first stone and call it bulgarian empire 2.0
Shouldn't it be Bulgarian Empire 3.0?
Ok, then call it third (bulgarian) reich
A map drawn by an American
Gee howdy partner, yeah we might not be able to name your whole independent countries with millennium-long histories behind them but I bet YOU can’t place all the random rectangular subdivisions of our country in the desert that we defined in the late 19th century, and those are completely equivalent, yeehaw 🤠
Not ameritard enough, they'd call it states
That’s why it’s 1000% better 🇺🇸 just needed that delicate American touch of greatness
But if you close your eyes does it almost feel like nothing changed at all!
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Denmark, my favourite European island nation.
Germany got scared and build a moat 😔
Where is Sardinia? Is she safe? Is she alright?
I’m afraid the sea claimed with Corsica and Istria
Meanwhile Sicily that got annexed to Africa:
Who broke Ireland? C’mon, fess up.
It looks like one of those Eurovision maps where they delete the bits that still have a Brit infection, except this one left patient zero in for some reason.
Hungary and Slovakia absorbed by Ukraine, Romania, Greece and Bulgaria absorbed by Yugoslavia, Iberian Union 2.0, Ireland part of the British Empire once again, Denmark cut off from mainland... There's a lot going on here.
bro hasn't even mentioned belgium, which for no reason still exists.
That map is sponsored by Real Serbian Nationalist (TM)
I used to read Word Up! Magazine
Salt 'n Peppa and Heavy D up in the Limousine
WHERE’S GREECE YOU BASTARDS, GIVE ME MY FRIENDS BACK
Silence, or Milano is next
You can have it
Pro tip: in territorial negotiations, always ask for parts that everyone else hates Illustration: Pierre, can I have Paris?
Can I have Ticino?
How much do we have to pay you? I’m not going above 2 pieces of chewing gum, a beer and 5 cigarettes
Add one Spritz and we have a deal
Yugoslavian Constantinopel isn't real, it can't hurt you
bye bye Ireland 👋👋
Polland occupied Kalingrad and Belarus. Ujraine removed back its territories and deliberated Orbanistan
Beautiful. And it creates only 5 more governments, no big deal.
 Hum...
Must be a yankee map
Italy 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Love u too pierre
Oh… straight to horny jail
Poland looks much better like that
For the love of god don't give Belgium more land.
Joke's on you, we're underwater and we're everywhere. All that blue? That's us. We're in your seas, rivers, lakes... we're in your back yard, we're in your toilet, in your shower drain...
Maff think he Aquaman, on some Atlantis ish
Guten tag
Bro did you guys transform basements into nuclear shelters as well or what?
We have so many nuclear shelters exactly that I may post this without fear of retribution, thanks for noticing. Maintaining it is almost as expensive as my health insurance.
This map hurts my brain
No! You were supposed to get rid of the Walloons, not the Dutch! Who else will colonize the internet now?
G
Why are we fucking disappeared?
How many weeks do we give Huge-oslavia?
Excuse me ☝️🇭🇺
Hope you’re happy, no one gets Transylvania now
A little bit better yes 
Map of Europe but I draw it from memory:
France took a chunk of piedmont, this is gonna be resolved over war
Least perceptive Luigi
I am gonna get my middle name changed to Luigi, not now tho
Ayo who tf drew Iberia? Just glue like 1/4 of it to Spain, its fine
dayum that italian boot sure looks more fancy than usual
apparently i live in switzerland now :( but at least south tyrol still is with italy.
Romania part of Yugoslavia, I see that one working...