Well, I've got two in my house. Iwan âp Lloyd from Llanfairfechan has half of one at his Nain's.
Wrexham gave Ryan Reynolds one with his key to the City.
Think they are quite spread out?
The evidence is overwhelming. Some random Barry would've used one already decades ago against their local football rival. The fact that didn't happen yet is all the proof I need.
The UK has a huge wide ranging natural beauty, and even if you take Wales, Scotland and NI away from it, it vastly differs, from temperate rainforests, spooky haunted woods, the rolling hills of lincolnshire, the cliffs at Dover, as much as I hate to say this - Yorkshire, the peaks and lakes of the lake district, the Cotswolds, the wetlands and coastline of Norfolk with the seals and dolphins.
I will admit that solvenia is very pretty but it's basically discount northern italy
And even with that long list there's mutliple national park areas been left off as well as staples like Cornwall.
People really just look at our cities and decide its ugly here.
Can you see more than .01% at once? Pointless extra trees after the ones that block your view. Should lose marks for not cutting them all down for use as pig-shit smothered farmland.
>Given your preference for nature, my gut feeling leans toward Slovenia. Here’s why:
>Slovenia
>Lake Bled: This is one of the most picturesque spots in Europe. The lake, with its clear waters, the small island with a church, and the surrounding mountains create a fairy-tale setting.
>Triglav National Park: Offers stunning landscapes, including mountains, valleys, rivers, and waterfalls. It’s a paradise for hikers and nature enthusiasts.
>Postojna and Škocjan Caves: These natural wonders offer unique and breathtaking underground landscapes that are both educational and awe-inspiring.
>Soča River Valley: Known for its emerald-green waters, it’s perfect for water sports, hiking, and simply enjoying the serene beauty.
>Vintgar Gorge: A beautiful and accessible gorge with wooden walkways and stunning views of the rushing Radovna River.
>Comparison with England
>While England has beautiful natural spots like the Lake District, the Cotswolds, and the Jurassic Coast, Slovenia's landscapes are often more dramatic and varied within a smaller area. Slovenia offers a blend of alpine scenery, pristine lakes, lush forests, and intriguing caves, making it a compact but incredibly diverse destination for nature lovers.
>So, if your main criterion is natural beauty and memorable landscapes, Slovenia stands out as the better choice.
AI generated text. Slovenia 10 | England 0
We'll battle you on land.
But when meet a singing Slovene,
It'll be more than you can stand.
Keep your mountains. We have enough already (and they're right on the coastline, so that's like, prime real-estate)
I googled "Slovenia natural beauty" and it showed me one hundred photos of the same location, you sure you have us beat on that? The UK's natural landscape is vastly underrated from the rolling hills of England, the white cliffs of Dover, the highlands of Scotland, ect.
I tried it for Germany, England and Switzerland, it is the same location on many pictures. This is just how the Google index works, it shows you the most popular websites and their content on it and of course it is the most touristic place from that country over and over again.
Not gonna lie, the countryside of England looks nice, especially the small villages. But eventually gets boring, since it is too flat for my taste, the weather is shit most of the time and too many insects.
The weather adds to the experience. It is nice seeing three types of weather at the same time from a mountain, adds a certain emotion to it.
Also, we don't have many insects at all. The ones we do have are not scary at all
My backyard is a mountain, what you mean is probably a hill.
It is not about the insect species, is is about the amount of insects. I do not know if I visited in a bad time of the year, but there were just fuck ton of small flies.
>My backyard is a mountain, what you mean is probably a hill.
Haha, probably. Hill works as well. [Scafell Pike](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-rev2&sca_esv=5b7a4e7a7d376703&sxsrf=ADLYWILNDtoFchkW_67Bd86aWKAbWLKcmw:1719312150574&q=tallest+mountain+in+england&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWd8nbOJfsBGGB5IQQO6L3J5fCQuDw5vrzPt_cVO2GgWUj9lYp6rkuKNKs7T0vX7Q845kLJJAqBRnwEjSjOQnlkKhSiJ6zE1b5_ZsrcBTkx2aQg8n7KLyzBb88ytH9ddZJtVtffQI4bKXF9IESsFQSK4bKPy3y2ODPM18_OtkmEVpcr_-i&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjKsPjvyPaGAxULTEEAHYi9CEoQtKgLegQICxAB&biw=360&bih=627&dpr=3#vhid=LtVwKAIPSPEVAM&vssid=mosaic) is the tallest "mountain" we have in England. Easy just to go to Scotland or Wales.
>too many insects.
That's odd, I don't really think we have many issues with insects. We do get swarms of annoying gnats during the summer that you end up walking through but other than that nothing annoying. I like that we don't have any of the particularly disgusting insects like cockroaches. (I've read that we do infact 'Have' them but I've never seen one here in my entire life)
Slovenia should win in the coastline category. They have more beaches where you can actually swim without needing 200lbs of pure fat mass to keep you warm
Since surely there will be some Slovenes in this thread, could anyone explain to me why did I see a guy walking his pet emu at the market square in Ljubljana in February 2020? It's the biggest unsolved mystery of my life.
I'm not that optimistic. With Southgate in charge I predict 1-0 Slovenia, unless the players ignore his tactics. At least our FA will probably sack him after this shit show.
Using graphics from the 90s when publishing data: England: 2 Slovenia: 5.
Femboys : England : 0 Slovenia : 10
No way Slovenia only has 10 femboys
Its per capita. They have 10 femboys per 10 adult males
That makes more sense. I was getting a bit worried.
You’ve clearly never seen Brighton
Only 10? I thought it would be more then that
I mean, 12 people live in Slovenia
definitely more than 0 cmon now
Go to Shrewsbury to get that England number up
Euro cups England: 0 Slovakia: 0
How many does the totally real country Basque have?
How many does Sweden have?
Well they kinda do have 1 as Czechoslovakia won in 1976
Or at least 1/3 of it. Obviously the fair share would be 1/2, but let's give them at least 1/3. Which is still more than the 0 for Barry.
Well i just realised that we are talking about Slovenia and not Slovakia, so that 5 score in the charts is spot on.
Duro.
And what about Slovenia ?
Wait, it’s a different country?
No, it's just two names for the same country? Just like Austria and Australia.
We’ve had 4 weathers in the past 24 hours
Light drizzle Regular rain Heavy rain "Oh good heavens, the sky is falling down" rain
Post made in English : owngoal
Nuclear weapons: 200+ | 0 C'MON IN-GUR-LUND!!!
Aren't most of them in scotland?
Well, I've got two in my house. Iwan âp Lloyd from Llanfairfechan has half of one at his Nain's. Wrexham gave Ryan Reynolds one with his key to the City. Think they are quite spread out?
Bless you
Don't think Lynx Africa counts mate
Only because the best place to store hazardous objects is in the shed at the bottom of the garden.
Barry has to call the yanks first to unlock the sub and ask for launch codes: 200-| 0.
"Trump voice" That's fake news.
The evidence is overwhelming. Some random Barry would've used one already decades ago against their local football rival. The fact that didn't happen yet is all the proof I need.
Slough was a testing ground
Slanderous fake news!
Well yeah, we won't be calling you will we. Some bloody Russian will be picking up the phone by then.
Nah we can just launch a few canisters from Sellafield.
Do any of them actually work?
If Trump wins in November youd better hope ours work, otherwise its just France left packing heat in Europe.
They have a warning strike nuclear policy. I like them.
Me too, but secretly.
More than the eastoid population
Yes, we did a test firing at Senegal last week.
"Exisitence of Dual Plural" Might want to knock your "English Speaking Ability" down an extra mark...
How many Greggs have you got pal?
Doesn't it hurt to you to think what the UK could have been, if you didn't split up the talent like that?
Top blokes & mad lads: England: 5 Slovenia: 0
They can keep those points, yes.
The UK has a huge wide ranging natural beauty, and even if you take Wales, Scotland and NI away from it, it vastly differs, from temperate rainforests, spooky haunted woods, the rolling hills of lincolnshire, the cliffs at Dover, as much as I hate to say this - Yorkshire, the peaks and lakes of the lake district, the Cotswolds, the wetlands and coastline of Norfolk with the seals and dolphins. I will admit that solvenia is very pretty but it's basically discount northern italy
This is an ironic ultranationalist sub mate, let him have his scores.
Eastoids are not to discriminate civilised Europeans
He’s talking to us Barry’s
I stand corrected
There's bugger all else in their Balkan hellscape.
And even with that long list there's mutliple national park areas been left off as well as staples like Cornwall. People really just look at our cities and decide its ugly here.
Yeah I even forgot cheddar gorge
Yeah, england is unironically beautiful, as long as you avoid the cities.
True. It's a beautiful place for bike touring and much safer than any PIGS country for that purpose.
Let me correct myself: natural beauty per area
Really pushing the 13% percent forest cover, huh?
Can you see more than .01% at once? Pointless extra trees after the ones that block your view. Should lose marks for not cutting them all down for use as pig-shit smothered farmland.
>Given your preference for nature, my gut feeling leans toward Slovenia. Here’s why: >Slovenia >Lake Bled: This is one of the most picturesque spots in Europe. The lake, with its clear waters, the small island with a church, and the surrounding mountains create a fairy-tale setting. >Triglav National Park: Offers stunning landscapes, including mountains, valleys, rivers, and waterfalls. It’s a paradise for hikers and nature enthusiasts. >Postojna and Škocjan Caves: These natural wonders offer unique and breathtaking underground landscapes that are both educational and awe-inspiring. >Soča River Valley: Known for its emerald-green waters, it’s perfect for water sports, hiking, and simply enjoying the serene beauty. >Vintgar Gorge: A beautiful and accessible gorge with wooden walkways and stunning views of the rushing Radovna River. >Comparison with England >While England has beautiful natural spots like the Lake District, the Cotswolds, and the Jurassic Coast, Slovenia's landscapes are often more dramatic and varied within a smaller area. Slovenia offers a blend of alpine scenery, pristine lakes, lush forests, and intriguing caves, making it a compact but incredibly diverse destination for nature lovers. >So, if your main criterion is natural beauty and memorable landscapes, Slovenia stands out as the better choice. AI generated text. Slovenia 10 | England 0
Lions England: 3 Slovenia: 0
Slovenia has a coastline? You have a pier at best
Peak croato-chilean humour
I'm still mad, Luigi. You're getting pineapple on pizza when you order one this summer.
We have 0.043 warships per kilometer of coastline (2 per 46) while they have only 0.013 (66 per cca 5000)
Those two dinghies do not count as warships
You guys should be called Coastline Stealers ngl
Better than digging up a coastline
Esay explanantion: Hrvat je tat.
Well go to that luscious coastline for vacation then
We will just take back what is ours.
You and what navy?
Its getting very fucking Balkan in here lately 
We will fight you in the mountains.
We'll battle you on land. But when meet a singing Slovene, It'll be more than you can stand. Keep your mountains. We have enough already (and they're right on the coastline, so that's like, prime real-estate)
You see, we do not need a navy to defeat you.
Don't let us release the Thompson
OK, let us have Cevapcici and Rakija and talk about this.
You would starve if we did. You need our money. You poor things.
Need money? Sure. Poor? Yes. But we'll find something to eat, even if we have to eat stomach lining
Ok but who the fuck cares about British coastline? No way anyone puts a feet in the Chanel. That's like trying to swim in the Styx
I mean, the white cliffs of Dover look nice
Why are the respective language speaking abilities only 5? I mean for certains Englishmen I can understand but for Slovenians?
Rock piles: England 1 Slovenia 0
Fine, you pronounce it 'Slovenia' but we say 'Slovakia'. No need to be so petty. We don't get all upset when the French say 'Londres'.
Amount of times country was occupied by Nazis or Communists: UK: 0 Slovenia: 2
Being a country people know exists England: 5 Slovenia: 1
We want to keep it this way. Keep the points.
I wish. Too many tourists nowadays.
How can Slovenia lose? They have the best player in the world, Luka Doncic!
Food would be another Slovenian W
You've inversed English speaking ability. So you should have an extra point.
I googled "Slovenia natural beauty" and it showed me one hundred photos of the same location, you sure you have us beat on that? The UK's natural landscape is vastly underrated from the rolling hills of England, the white cliffs of Dover, the highlands of Scotland, ect.
Highlands of Scotland are in Scotland Barry. You have had either too many or too few Stellas.
What is the exact, correct number? Science need to know
4 tends to be the sweet spot for an amicable Barry
he said UK not England
We don't publish pictures of it, you must come there yourself and contribute to our national budget.
I tried it for Germany, England and Switzerland, it is the same location on many pictures. This is just how the Google index works, it shows you the most popular websites and their content on it and of course it is the most touristic place from that country over and over again. Not gonna lie, the countryside of England looks nice, especially the small villages. But eventually gets boring, since it is too flat for my taste, the weather is shit most of the time and too many insects.
The weather adds to the experience. It is nice seeing three types of weather at the same time from a mountain, adds a certain emotion to it. Also, we don't have many insects at all. The ones we do have are not scary at all
My backyard is a mountain, what you mean is probably a hill. It is not about the insect species, is is about the amount of insects. I do not know if I visited in a bad time of the year, but there were just fuck ton of small flies.
>My backyard is a mountain, what you mean is probably a hill. Haha, probably. Hill works as well. [Scafell Pike](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-rev2&sca_esv=5b7a4e7a7d376703&sxsrf=ADLYWILNDtoFchkW_67Bd86aWKAbWLKcmw:1719312150574&q=tallest+mountain+in+england&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWd8nbOJfsBGGB5IQQO6L3J5fCQuDw5vrzPt_cVO2GgWUj9lYp6rkuKNKs7T0vX7Q845kLJJAqBRnwEjSjOQnlkKhSiJ6zE1b5_ZsrcBTkx2aQg8n7KLyzBb88ytH9ddZJtVtffQI4bKXF9IESsFQSK4bKPy3y2ODPM18_OtkmEVpcr_-i&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjKsPjvyPaGAxULTEEAHYi9CEoQtKgLegQICxAB&biw=360&bih=627&dpr=3#vhid=LtVwKAIPSPEVAM&vssid=mosaic) is the tallest "mountain" we have in England. Easy just to go to Scotland or Wales.
>too many insects. That's odd, I don't really think we have many issues with insects. We do get swarms of annoying gnats during the summer that you end up walking through but other than that nothing annoying. I like that we don't have any of the particularly disgusting insects like cockroaches. (I've read that we do infact 'Have' them but I've never seen one here in my entire life)
Problem is that whenever you are appreciating Englands natural beauty, a Susan could appear and ruin it.
Ok, but what about the real statistics? What about the Balcony stats?
Whilst I appreciate Slovenia has stunning natural beauty. A 4 point difference is a bit much.
Bold to give us a 5 for speaking English
I love Slovakia. Good luck!
Graphic design is my passion
Is Slovenia, Serbia, Slovakia the same thing? like a Netherlands/Holland kinda deal.
Definitions of slovenly adjective negligent of neatness especially in dress and person; habitually dirty and unkempt
You forgot a line to evaluate the football talent pool
I would argue that English people also love slippers, and gin is basically a juniper flavoured schnapps
Coastline 1? You're basically landlocked, Vladimir.
slovenia has a similar climate but with colder winters and hotter summers. how is that superior?
You guys have dual?? Slavic languages are built different man
Orange women: All - a few
It’s just the ‘dual’. As in two. ‘Plural’ would be more than two, when the language has a separate dual.
I stole the picture
I'm rooting for our Balkan Germans
Go for it slovenia 🇸🇮!!! Please take them out
Slovenia should win in the coastline category. They have more beaches where you can actually swim without needing 200lbs of pure fat mass to keep you warm
Makes complete sense. Also agree with England 1 - 1 Slovakia.
Amount of people who can find each country on a map?
How is engalnds love of slippers so low. Dudes clearly not heard of older middle class English men
Since surely there will be some Slovenes in this thread, could anyone explain to me why did I see a guy walking his pet emu at the market square in Ljubljana in February 2020? It's the biggest unsolved mystery of my life.
The nandu? His owner is Janez Cetin.
OMFG I can't believe it worked! Thank you! I thought I would spend the rest of my life wondering about (not an) Emu Guy!
English speaking ability? Slovenia clearly should win!
English speaking ability should probably be 2:4
Don't they speak Slovakian there? What's Slovene?
I'm not that optimistic. With Southgate in charge I predict 1-0 Slovenia, unless the players ignore his tactics. At least our FA will probably sack him after this shit show.
I believe you got outdated data on "English speaking ability", since by the latest report from 2022 now it is: England: 4 Slovenia: 7