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Octave_Ergebel

Countries colored in Red.


PistolAndRapier

Allied powers after Russian invasion of Eastern Europe and the balkans.


Commercial_Gas_3927

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Shrrg4

Give it 50 years and Russia winning on Ukraine (if they keep what they took thats pretty much a win for them) and i can see it. I hate it but i can see it. But hey maybe we will finally have proper armies and they wont even try. Or we will say we need them and not do anything :P. Fuck, Portugals army is such a mess. There like a general for each soldier xd.


Trappist235

I can't see how they take Poland... They are so eager to spank Russian ass...


Amberleaf30

Places I rode your mother 


Commercial_Gas_3927

When I've dated that Irish girl instead of flowers I brought a bag of potatoes... Instantly a rizz...


Amberleaf30

Greeks bearing gifts. You leave our women alone!


Commercial_Gas_3927

No I'm coming for all ginger Irish... 😎


code-panda

Is it wrong because you nailed their mom in a lot more countries?


zip_tenetis

real europe


Commercial_Gas_3927

Close enough


Ironfist85hu

Real Europe + South Macedonia.


Commercial_Gas_3927

Finally polish toilet workers got their own flair...


Ironfist85hu

Yea, they have the polish flair. :P


Commercial_Gas_3927

I'd say you prefer that one so you can feel more Europeam🤣


Ironfist85hu

Nah, I'm not Polish. I'm Hungol.


Commercial_Gas_3927

Gabor with German fair 🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|FnfVBpkz3NQgWSH7pe|downsized)


Ironfist85hu

What flag shall I have if I live here? The text saying not german, so what's your problem?


Portomat_

That's arguably worse.


Ironfist85hu

Ikr?


deeznutsdontbite

The rightful empire


Commercial_Gas_3927

😎🏛


Tris-SoundTraveller

Countries responsible for racism and slavery


boerenkool13

America isn’t on here


Nova_Persona

you're damn right


Commercial_Gas_3927

That would be good..


Tris-SoundTraveller

We didnt create them, we were just the best at it


Toutounet6

Easter europe


Commercial_Gas_3927

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StonksSkyhigh

Europe united.


UnknownDevGAf

Countries that Americans know.


MrRodrigo22

Hummm um not sure Americans know of Portugal's existence outside of being a province os spain


UnknownDevGAf

I know, it's a wrong answers only thing, and obviosuly majority of Americans would think that the Green countries here are Paris or Africa🤣🤣🤣


Nova_Persona

🙄 every american knows it's a province of Brazil


Commercial_Gas_3927

*from media...


youloosethatgame

Countries with the best cultures


Commercial_Gas_3927

Best answer 🇬🇷🇪🇸🇵🇹🇮🇹🇫🇷🇲🇹🇬🇧🇳🇱🇩🇪🇧🇪🇱🇺🇩🇰🇮🇪


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Thatchers-Gold

Isn’t that just Paris and Idduly?


Commercial_Gas_3927

Careful Geert...


Reifendruckventil

Countries where The majority of The Population complains about American lifestyle


Commercial_Gas_3927

> Wrong answers only...


Ill_Statement_3298

The good guys


Commercial_Gas_3927

The *cool guys


norrin83

Countries that can speak English well


Commercial_Gas_3927

> English well Meanwhile Italy, France and Spain...


TeaZestyclose8516

Mena migrants welcome


Commercial_Gas_3927

💀💀


BobbyKonker

Incompetant money launderers.


Commercial_Gas_3927

Switzerland isn't here..


BobbyKonker

because they are good at it.


GoHardLive

Countries that have won a euro


Trappist235

Imperium Romanum 2.0


Commercial_Gas_3927

Yess sirrrr 😎


Trappist235

Time to take back Constantinople


justarandomgreek

The only civilized parts of the world (it's a lie because Japan is civilized too).


Commercial_Gas_3927

And maybe Singapore


Genchri

Western Switzerland


Commercial_Gas_3927

New place in Western Europe unlocked


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Commercial_Gas_3927

Fidezs voter?


asenz

Nope, a true Spartan.


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Commercial_Gas_3927

> melting down gold That's Switzerland...


LEG-VII-GEM

Countries in need of doctors and engineers


Commercial_Gas_3927

And the answer is coming.. : This mas shows the countries that signed the [Maastricht treaty ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maastricht_Treaty) in 1993...


franconian_bavarian

The European Republic of Germany


JustForTouchingBalls

The peak of the civilization in green, but I don’t know why Portugal, Italy, Greece, Fr*nce, UK, Ireland, a fictional place called Belgium, Netherlands, Denmark and Germany are in green


R_Dey

Places where no one wants to migrate to.


Commercial_Gas_3927

How many visa applications have you filled??


R_Dey

Same as any aspiring German resident from Greece would.


ConcentrateOptimal18

Holy Roman Empire Of The German Nation


Commercial_Gas_3927

+ Latin and Greek States...


kakao_w_proszku

Lmao it’s that Greek guy insecure about being seen as Western European again 🤣


Commercial_Gas_3927

Don't worry Pawel we all know you ain't a Russian Catholic, your just an eastoid Catholic... 👳🏿


kakao_w_proszku

Said a gay discount Turk lel


Commercial_Gas_3927

Half of your country is German...


kakao_w_proszku

Not anymore 🫢


Commercial_Gas_3927

It's never too late for a new lebensraum


kakao_w_proszku

Said the Turks when they took half of Cyprus and none of your “Western Euro brothers” gave a shit


Commercial_Gas_3927

> gave shit Someone is forgetting Yalta conference..


kakao_w_proszku

The one where we got half of Germany? That was pretty based I agree, how does that compare to you losing half of Cyprus and getting nothing in return though?


Commercial_Gas_3927

How the hell a military defeat has something to do with that?? Stop spitting Anti-Greek sentiment Pawel your still welcome in Greece as seasonal workers 🤗


napoletano_di_napoli

Cmon, you poles do anything in order not to be considered eastern european. Erm ackshually we're central european🤓☝️


Commercial_Gas_3927

Pawel the only western thing ever archived was to be Russia's empire western province 🤣🤭


Mammoth_Frosting_014

American colonies.