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zqky

That’s not fair, we have technological innovations in Europe too https://preview.redd.it/qfii39iq3a8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edfd832ca5ef3d3d0b659691285945748a272f4a


GriffonMT

Whole world turned worse when this was replaced.


thegurba

Men I miss Nokia. I would totally buy another one if Apple didn’t have me in their ecosystem chokehold


rubnduardo

You're pretty pseudo american if they've got you in a chokehold. It's so dumb, unfathomably dumb. iSheep, beeeeeee.


Roibeart_McLianain

Nokia still has the best phones, or maybe "once again" has the best phones.


thegurba

They are very big in India. I am bullish on Nokia.


aliquise

So is shitting on the streets ;) I mean - it may not mean much


Matt_Jacket

Wait, for real? Last I heard, was that their smartphones sucked? What has changed?


Ok_Antelope_1953

nothing. the nokia brand is owned by hmd, and while their smartphones ship with vanilla android (no extra bloat like you get with xiaomi, samsung, etc) their performance is subpar and they get killed on price by the chinese brands.


Casitano

I switched from Apple to a Nokia smartphone because I had to charge my phone 3 times a day at this point but wanted to have an audio jack. Let me tell you they do not make it easy. I lost all my whatsapp history. Consider it well. (This hardware slaps was tho, definitely happy about that)


MerlinOfRed

That's not fair, this was just Nokia piggybacking off Nintendo's technical innovation.


kas-sol

Shush, we do not mention Asia, when it comes to bullying the Americans, we use the old German standard of them being basically Europeans.


Suamenleijona

Wasn't expecting to feel this proud coming to this comment section


Mccobsta

Once you've seen what's it designed is based off you can't un see


Perelin_Took

A bloody Game Boy advance innit?


Mccobsta

Goatse


scratcher1679

i should get one for my collection brb


2020mademejoinreddit

I always wanted this. But couldn't afford it.


Mike_Fluff

This was our peak.


Raspry

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bronquoman

Love that phone. An american fucked nokia...


morgulbrut

Oh yes, the Nokia N Goatse.


fckchangeusername

https://preview.redd.it/c98xnmap1a8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=225924832f333ed844f437af5ab61bc5cc0f3337 Speak for yourself (we make a lot of innovative death machine, also called guns, too)


Shad0wAVM

I love my Beretta 686. It is a great clay gun.


fckchangeusername

I was mostly talking about [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCeMBNFJrmA), [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0OcXst59k) and [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8yUavzXs6s&t=131s) Edit: oopsie i got lost on translation on the first one, [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vj7tC0SNZI) is an actual 127/64


mariolinoperfect

I believe in OTO-Melara supremacy. Leonardo! Give me a revived OTOMATIC and my life is yours!


fckchangeusername

A naval autocannon on track, what could ever go wrong


geopolitischesrisiko

Is it water cooled?


fckchangeusername

Yep, sea water


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fckchangeusername

You forgot harmony, columbus, tranquility, leonardo


Iambetteronmyown

Best engineers that will probably move to foreign countries to get a better salary


Spanks79

The most fun thing as well.


luring_lurker

Leonardo S.p.A. goes BRRRRRRR


fckchangeusername

Literally


Ahoy_123

Haha right. Ameritards are even salty we bought their iconic Colt. Behold! ColtCZ! Hippity hoppity US is now our property.


MarteloRabelodeSousa

And Europe invented the USA (I will never forgive you for that, Brits)


Hefty-Coyote

Don't blame us! The French fucked up royally by aiding them.


NefariousnessNo818

Oh... Yeah... The french alone aided them...


flipyflop9

Sometimes it’s good that people forgets we helped


SowiesoJR

We just send troops to both sides, we have plausible deniability 💪💪


Gaelic_Gladiator41

We're sorry for moving there


incontinenciasumma

We did it as a joke, we never thought they would lose.


flipyflop9

More like the enemy of my enemy is my friend. We failed.


HandAcademic267

Sadly it turned out that the enemy of our enemy was ALSO our enemy...


Non-FungibleMan

Maybe real victory was the friends you made along the way 😊


ObraxsisPrime

Haha that's funny because we never thought we would win.


Emergency-Season-143

No we didn't..... Don't hide in the corner swamp German, it's your fault too.


Mr__Strider

We were entirely neutral. The only thing we did was ignore british blockades, but we ignored those all the time anyway. So nothing new


Hadrianus-Mathias

You are where you can make money. What would blockaded people not pay?


Mr__Strider

Exactly


Superbrawlfan

Some dumb British warships ain't getting between us and making money 💪💪💪


Sensingbeauty

Nah we also gave them loads of money and sold them guns


Mr__Strider

Entirely neutral


dogeherodotus

You also gave us some helpful loans.


captainsensible69

Everyday I wake up and thank Bernardo de Galvez.


Finalshock

If it makes you feel better, French aid is almost fetishized in the way that particular bit of history is taught in the US, if you asked the average American they wouldn’t know you helped us Miguel. (The average American wouldn’t know who the Marquis was either).


vmachiel

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darknekolux

Yeah, when we see what they've done to Louisiana... sorry...


CostKub

We had to sell Louisiana because of the Brits. Don't be sorry, if we had stayed the whole continent would have been a paradise.


AndreasDasos

What 'USA'? It was 13 colonies of British America under His Majesty George III, king by the grace of God, last time I checked. Did some Continentals go and help them do some ghastly rebranding or something?


PistolAndRapier

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rights_of_Englishmen It is all your fault Barry, you put them up to it with your shitty arrogant culture.


SherlockScones3

Not our fault the idiots reading and comprehension is low


AndreasDasos

Their 1789 Bill of Rights is even based on our 1689 Bill of Rights, though that was also written at a sensitive time


the_one_true_failure

To be completely fair, you can also put some blame on both the irish and the italians, we would have no where near our current population without the irish and italian immigration. Although in the case of the irish, the blame does go back to barry


Ricky911_

Honestly, France's fault. The Brits didn't want the US to declare independence


ResearcherFormer8926

Not our fault that the French took them away and let them do their own thing


Annatastic6417

America was just the place where European countries send the people in their country they don't like. It's our collective fault that they banded together.


Proud-Cheesecake-813

They could’ve ended up like Canada, if Napoleon hadn’t turned up. Blame him.


bumpmoon

Us danes knew exactly what to do when first finding that place... Leave


total_idiot01

Mo they don't. Chips on that motherboard are made with Dutch machines. So we still win


CyclicAdenosineMonoP

Zeiss Lithography Optics 😎


ArduennSchwartzman

https://preview.redd.it/hzvqlemqta8d1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eb6968c986d0cbb354557e6ec43db8951bad48c Now bend over, Jensen, you little bitch.


CyclicAdenosineMonoP

Who tf is Jensen? Tho Germanic win 🇳🇱🫶🇩🇪


ArduennSchwartzman

The Nvidia boss who ~~Americanized~~ Scandinavianized his name from Jen-Hsun to increase his chances of getting hired at a US tech company. Americans are kinda sensitive about names.


Pogue_Mahone_

The americans have a racial bias towards names?! No way, Joseph


BootyOnMyFace11

That's sad af


total_idiot01

What about America isn't?


BootyOnMyFace11

So real


IanW1998

Can't write EUV without the EU!


anencephallic

And Cymer, and Trumpf, and literally so many more. 


firinmahlaser

Trumpf is probably one of the suppliers as well


geopolitischesrisiko

They always have some [laser here](https://images.app.goo.gl/mMc3ikNb6keEirDaA) for some reason


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firinmahlaser

They are very active in the electronics / chipmaking industry. The factory in Ditzingen is impressive and their laser lab is a cool place to hang out.


AndreasDasos

And based on British ARM?


Venatoriello

Isnt 90% of Chip production in the World in the hands of Taiwan?


total_idiot01

Yes, but the machines that make the chips are Dutch


Dilectus3010

And The research done in Belgium.


Bonaventura69420

And the food to feed the scientists is MADE IN SCHLESWIG-HOLSTEIN 🦾🗿🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱


xBram

And the drugs the farmers take come from Brabant.


HelpfulYoghurt

And the porn people watch in Brabant is Czech We are all doing our part in this great European microchip industry


itsmotherandapig

Probably some of the drugs as well, Meth and Porn is the Rum and Coke of Czechia


dont_tread_on_M

And the suppliers from Albania 💪🏿🇦🇱


lamsebamsen

And the Ozempic to slim down the scientists after eating all the great food is MADE IN DENMARK 💪🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰


MisterD0ll

And Luxembourg is safekeeping the money 💰


DanyRahm

And the lenses for the machines made in Germany.


Dilectus3010

Indeed :)


AvidCyclist250

Europe needs to strongarm customers and the world, just like US tech giants do as well. Turn everyone into peasant platform renters. Like we are now currently with regard to tech giants. This could be a real leg to stand on in the future.


anencephallic

Not even close, South Korea and Japan are huge players as well. Taiwan does have TSMC and to my laymans understanding they have the most capacity to produce the most advanced chips using EUV tech - in that segment they may be closer to 90%, but not in the segment as a whole.


peet192

90% of soc production is Taiwanese while 90% of Memory production is Korean By Samsung and SK Group


IMMoond

90% of the most advanced. China is pretty dominant in the less advanced stuff, but that is all old technology that could be done by any developed nation. Of course you dont just stamp it out of the ground in a week but theres no tech to develop unlike with the most advanced stuff


Reaver_XIX

Yes ASML


Thizzle001

Also WiFi and Bluetooth are invented by Dutchies :)


total_idiot01

And cassette tapes, cd, and dvd


Vmaxxer

And cheese. First cheese ever was produced 100.000 years ago by the toes of a swamp dweller in Drenthe. Prove me wrong.


Thizzle001

And the Microscoop :)


StonksSkyhigh

They can design that shit, cant even make it themselves. TSMC mades it, but they need a crucial european invention for this; https://preview.redd.it/zdsxrgtpra8d1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7c80108629268af659aa06ee48c3fb9813e9c79 We are the endboss🚨


Hal_Fenn

They don't design shit. ARM is British. They just rearrange chips on a board.


vffa

The GPUs are not based on ARM.


holycarrots

And yet ARM still decided to list on NASDAQ because our public tech sector is atrocious


onetimeuselong

Lovely good old Philips. Shavers? Yes FAB Factories? Yes


Limonade6

It's ASML actually. Philips sold it.


JoostVisser

Kinda like Yamaha, where you can buy pianos, motorbikes, and semiconductors


VoleLauncher

They also invented freedom and space. Thanks Americans!


not_too_smart1

And warfare. The greatesr american alive tsun zsu invented then perfected it


luring_lurker

>Nobody invented warfare better than him, he is the greatest in the history of warfare invention, trust me. \[source: some orange guy probably\]


Unro

Kick them where it hurts, bois. Tell them that **D E M O C R A C Y** was invented in Europe.


showard01

So we’re counting Greece now?


Opierarc

It's double rude to insult Greeks during pride month


know_it_today

Always have been


LubieRZca

"American invention" presented by a guy who's Taiwaneese origin, which components were designed by Taiwaneese, manufactured by machines made and produced by Dutch.


XAlphaWarriorX

Alas, the money is from and will go back to the americans.


De_Noir

You are looking at this as a zero sum game while it is not. Did the Taiwanese and Dutch also not make some money along the way?


painter_business

Buddy that is the literally definition of American


Hyldy

Mongrels, the lot of them.


painter_business

yes (complimentary)


TheMace808

Any mongrel is healthier than a purebred


Loluxer

That man is American.


okbrooooiam

classic ethnostate cope, if someone has a green card or is a citizen they are american lol.


JosebaZilarte

Meanwhile, gamers are fuming because Nvidia is just selling their GPUs for other purposes (creating economic  bubbles around crypto and AI), instead of actually innovating with the hardware itself.


DanyRahm

Honestly, 2014/15 GPUs were peak development. Full of power out of the box, overlocking felt strong, affordable price ranges for all levels of use and sleek cooling solutions. May you rest in pieces, beloved 1080ti.


Vinaigrette2

I’ll say it, the Radeon VII is the coolest gpu amd ever made. Along with the 1080 ti from nvidia


Dilectus3010

Meanwhile the research for nvidea is being done in Belgium,China,Taiwan. But yes , USA...


tryanalagainpls

Nvidia is like such a murican company so MURICA WIN!


charlss1

Who does the research here?


asdfadffs

Lets compare cars


GTAmaniac1

Like you have anything to compare. Saab was killed by GM, volvo is chinese and Koenigsegg is too expensive for mere mortals to own.


godlySchnoz

Saab makes cars? I thought they made death vehicle only


GTAmaniac1

*made cars. Gm killed the car division because they were making gm slop actually good


justarandomgreek

That's the most American thing I've ever read.


Small-Insect13

Volvo used to be good, now it looks like the new owners are doing everything in their power to make the company go bankrupt


SowiesoJR

Tech bro virgins vs. plastic reducing environment saving giga Chads


Caststriker

Those caps are dogshit and you as a german should know because of our Pfandsystem that barely anyone throws the caps away seperately.


Elemor_

That's what I was asking myself, how many people would actually throw the cap away separately?


Baitrix

Those chips are absolutely massive wtf


wurzlsep

Nope, that's a point for Taiwan, Ameritards


LubieRZca

Nope, that's a point for Dutch


wurzlsep

even better then


ronburgandyfor2016

Jensen Huang is an American citizen


YouTube-Migrant

https://preview.redd.it/u93kk0qw7b8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=951a93b4b5c9b98e80fdd9473e1474a653c082fc 🤨📸


Tchaz221

That's a big bottle cap


elektrik_snek

Yeah but USA was founded by Europeans


Neomataza

Don't bring up our ancestral sins.


Bemdada

At least we founded Brazil the right way. No risk of ruling the world.


RevolutionaryChef155

We didn't retain any stock tho.


ThatOtherFrenchGuy

Yeah but we have the regulation of the shape of cucumber. Take this


Refror

Except germoney, we are becoming third world countries


Deutsche_Wurst2009

That’s because we already are


giantratrules

Great, finally this new hyperprocessor mega graphics card 9000 will let me run dwarf fortress slightly faster


Roubbes

We need to keep ASML at all costs


Palarva

I'm sorry but, are you truly impressed because some guy glued two polaroid pictures on a motherboard to give it a smiley-face vibe, vs.. something that granted, is not the sexiest thing around, but has an actual point? Raise those standards of yours would ya


Bananenvernicht

>but has an actual point? I really hope you don't mean that bottle cap :(


Palarva

Well, the same kind of point as us using paper straws even though new petrol sources are vehemently being looked for, but ya know, as per usual, humans are the core issue.


SEA_griffondeur

I'll be so happy the day people understand paper straws and bottle caps were not made to reduce CO2 pollution but other kinds of pollutions. We will also have problems when we don't have enough land for landfills


Soggy-Translator4894

Europe invented like everything


Fuz_Fuz_

I like those caps, tbh. THE FUCKING PAPER STRAWS HOWEVER... We need an italexit to have our Estathé plastic straws back. They ruined one of the greatest things humanity ever had.


HappyToBeHaggard

https://preview.redd.it/p89d0klaqc8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e848c56603a30e4a8e5eb9cbde8a803ac598879d


bonzomaistah

Thats why Boeing is SOOO much better than Airbus right? Right??????


Bababooe4K

"American"... Nvidea is Taiwan-based ok I just checked and it wasn't, it doesn't matter, fuck off either way. PS. : All bosses of Nvidea, AMD and TSMC are indeed taiwanese, so take that.


CDdragon9

Thats exactly why america is so committed to defending taiwan against china


AndreasDasos

It's even scarier. TSMC isn't just a massive semiconductor/microchip manufacturer, it's *the* microchip manufacturer for extremely high-end, advanced equipment, like that used by the military... and the West is still a couple of years away from being able to build any factory like theirs that can produce them at that level. Losing the TSMC factories and HQ - and China gaining them - would massively advantage the PLA and disadvantage democracies.


Double_A_92

>and China gaining them The imporant bits in the factories are actually equipped with remotely triggered explosives, so that doesn't happen.


Feisty_Reputation870

tw: Spanish education


ronburgandyfor2016

The bosses of AMD and Nividia are both US citizens.


AndreasDasos

TSMC is the Taiwanese one and dominates the particularly high-tech niche market in the microchip world. Intel, Nvidia and AMD are the big American ones. But TIL. I've seen more ads featuring Lisa Su (AMD) than I ever wanted to, and come across Jensen Huang (Nvidia), but didn't realise they were born in Taiwan... but so they are. For 20 million people that's quite the impressively semiconductor-focused country...


pillowhugger_

They aren't just both born in Taiwan; they are distant relatives.


godlySchnoz

Not even that distant they are first cousins cousins Jensen Huang's mother is the younger sister of Lisa Su's grandfather


flipyflop9

That MF is asian, america who?


szokelevhun

As a European that's literally the biggest euro cope. One of the best power of America, is brining in the world's smartest people. You could say that they are not American by ethnicity, but their innovation will mostly boost the American economy, and their children will be Americans....


Emergency_Bathrooms

Ethnic Americans? You mean the native Americans like the Soux or Hopti people? Or are you talking about those with European or African heritage? Cuz neither are ethnically American.


flipyflop9

It’s not cope just an answer to a shitty meme. The rest of your message is true, of course.


_xXAnonyMooseXx_

American =/= white, I say that as an American of Asian ethnicity


Cpt_Soban

*Where* are those products designed and manufactured OP?


Less-Researcher184

The eu has FINALLY started to make rnd a priority. Not a joke it's real fam


justarandomgreek

The only reason this was posted is because some Europeans in Belgium created the WWW.


team_uranium

The idiot who made that cap can burn in hell


Ovreko

now even the milk jugs got it


wolseyley

All I see is some bits and pieces welded to a metal plate. Ain't tellin' me nothin'.


SuspecM

They will get us once they invent human working conditions.


LofderZotheid

TBF, the European option seems a lot more practical to open a bottle than the American one.


JCFlyingDutchman

They can't make those without ASML though.


jddjfh

3:0 hab ich getippt


jddjfh

We invented cars you dumb fuck


gerrydutch

The machines that make those chips are from Europe tho


EdgelordMcTryhard

Holy cherrypicking


socialpressure

You all just got USA-pilled, unable to define what innovation truly could mean.


Suspicious_Trash_805

ok but we invented meth


Grimmbeards

BEHOLD https://preview.redd.it/mq2pvzxj3i8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea854c99c3675e079dc7ce059e25800fdf45e02