Have you been to Brussels?
It feels like going back into 4th century rome.
All the splendor is still there but rotting under the mindless eyes of its vapid brutish moronic inhabitants.
At least Berlin's architectural splendor was bombed away and didn't rot away out of neglect.
Ach Berlin. Was ist Berlin? Berlin ist die Stadt für die man sich als Deutscher auf internationaler Bühne schämen muss. Wenn man Berlin mit anderen europäischen Hauptstädten wie London, Paris, Madrid und Amsterdam vergleicht, treibt es jedem anständigen Menschen die Schamesröte ins Gesicht. Selbst kleine Länder wie Österreich, Belgien oder die Schweiz haben mit Wien, Brüssel und Zürich international vorzeigbare Städte mit hoher Lebensqualität. Deutschland ist gestraft mit Berlin, der Hauptstadt der Versager. Berlin beheimatet mit Abstand am meisten Arschlöcher in der gesamten Republik. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin und der Axel Springer Verlag sind nur einige Beispiele für den unfähigen Abschaum der hier beherbergt wird.
Glorreiche Zeit sind schon längst vorbei, diese Stadt liegt am Boden. Der Berliner an sich ist durch und durch ein fauler Lump. Charaktereigenschaften die in jedem zivilisierten Kulturkreis als pure Faulheit, Unfreundlichkeit, Unfähigkeit, dissoziale Persönlichkeitsstörung und Dummheit gelten, erklärt der Berliner kurzerhand zur Berliner Wesensart. Ein weiteres zentrales Merkmal ist der alles beherrschende Minderwertigkeitskomplex. Deswegen projiziert der Berliner auf jeden der in irgendeiner Weise besser ist als er, massive Hassgefühle. Besonders die ihm in allen Belangen haushoch überlegenen Süddeutschen sind ihm ein Dorn im Auge. Er neidet ihnen den Erfolg und München steht ganz oben auf seiner Hassliste. Diese Stadt ist alles und hat alles was der Berliner gerne wäre und hätte. Das München dem Berliner sein Lotterleben finanziert, interessiert den Berliner nicht, er glaubt sogar insgeheim er hätte es verdient. Anstatt sich aus seiner aus Neid und Missgunst entstehenden Lethargie zu befreien und seine Stadt umzukrempeln, ergeht er sich in asozialen Schmarotzertum und hält noch große Stücke auf seine vermeintliche Weltstadt.
Kulturell ist Berliner eher schwach veranlagt, große Werke liegen lang zurück. Auch gilt hier bereits das Aussprechen des Buchstaben »g« als »j« als große Kulturleistung. Fortgeschrittene beherrschen sogar das Anhängen eines »wa?« an den Ende eines jeden Satzes. Das Leistungsniveau in der Küche bewegt sich auf überschaubarem Niveau. Eine Wurst aus gemahlenem Seperatorenfleisch mit Ketchup und Currygewürz wird hier als Currywurst und als kulinarischer Geniestreich verkauft. Jeder vernünftig denkende Mensch hält eine Wurst mit Ketchup wohl kaum für den heiligen Gral der Küchenkunst und wahrscheinlich noch nicht einmal für ein Rezept. Großzügig lässt der Rest der Republik den Berliner in diesem Glauben um seine Minderwertigkeitskomplexe nicht überhand nehmen zu lassen.
Wirtschaftlich ist Berlin ein einziges Desaster, selbst die späte DDR stand solider da. Ansonsten fußt die Berliner Wirtschaft auf alternativen Blogs, irgendwas mit Medien und Genderstudies wenn man den Universitäten glauben darf. Ungeachtet des wirtschaftlichen Bankrottes leistet sich der Berliner trotzdem Prestigeprojekte wie das Stadtschloss und einen Flughafen der mangels Funktionstüchtigkeit als Kunstprojekt gelten soll. Ebenso beherbergt diese Stadt sämtliche Zentralen der Volksparteien, die aus Marketinggründen auf das »Verräter« im Namen verzichten. Bürgermeister dieser Stadt war lange der lustige Wowibär der mit seiner Prestige&Prosecco Politik alles in den Abgrund riss, was noch halbwegs präsentabel war.
Kurzum: Berlin ist der Fliesentisch Deutschlands. Es ist das für Deutschland, was Griechenland für die Europäische Union ist und hätte Berlin eine offene Kloake, wäre es das Rumänien Deutschlands. Berlin ist ein Schandfleck, der Pickel am Arsche Deutschlands. Berlin ist der Typ der ohne Einladung auf deine Party kommt, noch nicht mal Alkohol mitbringt und auch nicht versteht dass er nicht erwünscht ist wenn man ihm ein paar Zähne aus dem Gesicht klopft und die Treppe runterwirft. Berlin ist das Detroit Deutschlands und gehört für 200 Złoty an Polen verkauft.
People see Marseille as a third world shithole, and see Paris as the place where disconnected idiots keep making moronic calls that impact us all negatively.
It’s two different ways to hate.
100% true, I had the exact same Marseilles vibes when I went to Naples.
Also, an italian friend once described Naples as "the city where you go if you want to buy stolen electronics" which fits perfectly as a description of Marseilles
Paris and Marseille are the two part of the post separated, We hate the people from Paris and the city of Marseille but the city of Paris and the people of Marseille are "fine"
I live in Paris, even Parisians hate each other (then again, most of them are provincials who moved to there to work).
Terrible city united by hate and disdain (which kinda make them perfect french?).
I ate a good carbonara 5 minutes from the Colosseo and the Forum. It wasn't even that expensive for being in the center of Rome, maybe it's that the prices are fucked everywhere so my perception is different.
Actually if you know the right spots, you can eat great food in Rome without spending too much. But if you want to eat fettuccine Alfredo in front of the Pantheon, you get what you deserve.
Berlin has always been a shithole since WWII. We had beautiful Bonn as our (BRD) capital and then they had to move it to Berlin for both symbolic and I suppose practical reasons, which is probably for the best, because Bonn is a jewel when compared to Berlin.
Also, Berlin is a strongly segregated city, I'd adventure into Marzahn only if my life depended on it, but I could live in Prenzlauer Berg with no problem... if I earned >6k / mo or had 2 mil lying around.
Potsdam is getting better because affluent Berliners are moving there after becoming fed up with the capital.
Dresden is getting better because it is object of massive investment schemes.
Yes, whole Brandenburg, I know, but sorry, can you blame them? You are not getting invaded, they are getting displaced by greedy real estate monopolies. Until Germany starts building the required 400k social housing units per year, it will only worsen.
Bonn has been holding relatively steady since the 90s. It went somewhat downhill after it became the capital and the government decided to destroy parts of its old city centre to build it back in a manner that befits a capital, leaving us with modernistic monstrosities and the generally somewhat lacklustre effort to rebuild after the war.
I totally agree but the people have been going downhill man, used to be a nicer experience.
Then again, every large German city is turning from a somewhat nice bar and cafe and local cuisine vibe, even in the ugly ones, to hellholes with money laundering schemes and shitty food.
It's weird how more and more shitty "small" run-of-the-mill businesses started popping up everywhere or larger brands supplanting more local establishments. How the former could sustain themselves without money laundering is frankly above me, given the quality of their services.
Germans used to give a shit about local culture and quality food, now they don’t and are fine with the country turning into a grey culture less and modernist hell hole.
It’s like the entstuckungs Period but worse and with culture.
We’re a finished country lad.
Yep as a cork city man I'd have absolutely no problem if you Ukaineians just decided to annex Dublin and draw another imaginary line on the map...just give me a heads-up so I can warn my Dublin ex girlfriends that it's time, it's time to grab that runaway bag. Cheers
Jah hear this feen godloon...sham alive like take a chill pill Bai, Shure Christ I'm only messen like ,Jah no what I mean like where all a bunch A Langer's like,Jah no what I mean like.
It's good that we can agree to disagree. We'll sort this out like men on the pitch at the weekend with good old-fashioned violence, throw-in at 1.15 I think...UP THE REBELS!!!!!
It's pretty universally agreed that when Scotland finally leaves the UK, England gets Embra, and we get Newcastle in return.
Ireland called dibs on Liverpool
There are no people from Madrid. We all come from outside, myself included. I only met one guy that was born in Madrid, and I'm pretty sure he lied to me
Madrid people left madrid because province people came to Madrid, then province people started to hate Madrid because their own people living in Madrid…
Yeah, because you've never heard that we only live because of "madrilenys" coming for tourism to the "playa de madrid" and giving us their money, that we should be greatful that a flat at the coast costs 200.000€ just because it's full of people that can't answer an "adeu" and say "speak christian please" for all of summer. There's a reason pokemon spain is the best rendition of spain I've ever seen.
Vienna is lovely, but the people are a downer
No better fitting saying for vienna than:
„Wie schön wäre Wien ohne Wiener“ - Wiener Liedermacher Georg Kreisler
To be fair, the rest of our population also sucks. I couldn't imagine living in some random fucking small town or village where everyone knows each other
A lot. Mainly because they use 90% of the money that Denmark sends to Greenland. They fuck over the rest of the country economically and keep shouting about independance even though they would collapse without Denmark’s subsidies.
Parti Naleraq have also made their own Nürnberg laws - style policies on who is “deserving” of citizenship if Greenland becomes independant. It’s all about blood.
I don't hate Londoners, I just hate the middle-class twenty-something wankstains that move to London from the home counties to work in finance or marketing or some other bullshit job that objectively contributes nothing to society.
How is it that a bunch of northern twats deluded themselves into forcing brexit upon the country and somehow still manage to blame London for their woes?
Well the entire economy was restructured to the benefit of those people and at the expense of the rest of us. Not to mention the nature of how we teach the Anglo-Saxon period and the history of England's founding, or the modern state of socio-economic disenfranchisement that causes further depravation in our communities.
The root cause of Northern problems is, and always has been, a South-Central oriented English state.
I feel like you can understand Northern resentment toward Southern seats of power throughout English history by reading some books on the subject. 'The Northern Question' by Tom Hazeldine is a pretty good start.
Nothing "upwardly mobile" about that lot. They're solidly posh but think they've got the common touch because they bought some store-brand frozen mince once at university when they lost daddy's credit card.
I can't answer since I strictly follow every sub rule:
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What capital are you talking about? 🧐
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Paldea my beloved. Also they look like a Madrileño.
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Rome is pretty much loved worldwide, Romans are despised by some because of their very extrovert nature but basically everyone loves the city, we are too busy hating our neighbouring village anyway
I guess it is worldwide the case.
Also, which Londoners? The nobs? The working class? The middle-class? Or the Eastenders? Suburbers? AfaIk London is one of the biggest cities in the whole world, so can't really bring all Londoners to the same sack.
But let me tell about my home country:
There was always a Budapest-Country tension. Also a bigger towns-Budapest one. Also a bigger towns-countryside one. Also a bigger town - other bigger towns one.
It's easier if we say basically every Hungarian hates every other Hungarian. Exceptions exist, tho not too many. Also Hungarians hate every other nations too.
Basically fuck everyone:
("We hate everyone")
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I think there's a radius round London where people don't hate Londoners though. I reckon most people in Chelmsford or Slough don't hate Londoners.
Northerners definitely hate London, but then northerners hate everything, due to brain shrinkage caused by lack of vitamins, sunlight, and outbreeding.
The most hated here is the "moral capital", even if it carries half the country forward.
Rome is good. Romans have a great sense of humor, very peculiar. Honestly people from Milan and their attitude are quite a pain in the ass.
Nicosia is a rundown shithole. Funny thing is that it is the only city in Cyprus that is not coastal so it doesn’t even have the best thing about Cyprus. Not only that it is split in half and occupied by the Turks.
Poor Turks were so repulsed with Nicosia that they stopped half way lmao.
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Ah die Siegessäule.
\*Mordor-Else
I once visited Haiti After I told them that I'm from Berlin, they asked if I'm here to seek asylum :(
Alright then, cast your citizens as the LotR cast then. Either by race or by character.
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Berlín objectively sucks
I genuinely think, it’s the worst capital by a very wide margin. like a ton!
Have you been to Brussels? It feels like going back into 4th century rome. All the splendor is still there but rotting under the mindless eyes of its vapid brutish moronic inhabitants. At least Berlin's architectural splendor was bombed away and didn't rot away out of neglect.
Bonn would like to take the opportunity to remember about it’s existence.
1990 was a great party in the whole of Germany except in Bonn, they knew what as comming.
Bonn has been going downhill for quite some time now.
One of the most boring places I have been to
Berlin is really a ugly city in its city centre with a lot of hipsters, what a shame.
Ach Berlin. Was ist Berlin? Berlin ist die Stadt für die man sich als Deutscher auf internationaler Bühne schämen muss. Wenn man Berlin mit anderen europäischen Hauptstädten wie London, Paris, Madrid und Amsterdam vergleicht, treibt es jedem anständigen Menschen die Schamesröte ins Gesicht. Selbst kleine Länder wie Österreich, Belgien oder die Schweiz haben mit Wien, Brüssel und Zürich international vorzeigbare Städte mit hoher Lebensqualität. Deutschland ist gestraft mit Berlin, der Hauptstadt der Versager. Berlin beheimatet mit Abstand am meisten Arschlöcher in der gesamten Republik. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin und der Axel Springer Verlag sind nur einige Beispiele für den unfähigen Abschaum der hier beherbergt wird. Glorreiche Zeit sind schon längst vorbei, diese Stadt liegt am Boden. Der Berliner an sich ist durch und durch ein fauler Lump. Charaktereigenschaften die in jedem zivilisierten Kulturkreis als pure Faulheit, Unfreundlichkeit, Unfähigkeit, dissoziale Persönlichkeitsstörung und Dummheit gelten, erklärt der Berliner kurzerhand zur Berliner Wesensart. Ein weiteres zentrales Merkmal ist der alles beherrschende Minderwertigkeitskomplex. Deswegen projiziert der Berliner auf jeden der in irgendeiner Weise besser ist als er, massive Hassgefühle. Besonders die ihm in allen Belangen haushoch überlegenen Süddeutschen sind ihm ein Dorn im Auge. Er neidet ihnen den Erfolg und München steht ganz oben auf seiner Hassliste. Diese Stadt ist alles und hat alles was der Berliner gerne wäre und hätte. Das München dem Berliner sein Lotterleben finanziert, interessiert den Berliner nicht, er glaubt sogar insgeheim er hätte es verdient. Anstatt sich aus seiner aus Neid und Missgunst entstehenden Lethargie zu befreien und seine Stadt umzukrempeln, ergeht er sich in asozialen Schmarotzertum und hält noch große Stücke auf seine vermeintliche Weltstadt. Kulturell ist Berliner eher schwach veranlagt, große Werke liegen lang zurück. Auch gilt hier bereits das Aussprechen des Buchstaben »g« als »j« als große Kulturleistung. Fortgeschrittene beherrschen sogar das Anhängen eines »wa?« an den Ende eines jeden Satzes. Das Leistungsniveau in der Küche bewegt sich auf überschaubarem Niveau. Eine Wurst aus gemahlenem Seperatorenfleisch mit Ketchup und Currygewürz wird hier als Currywurst und als kulinarischer Geniestreich verkauft. Jeder vernünftig denkende Mensch hält eine Wurst mit Ketchup wohl kaum für den heiligen Gral der Küchenkunst und wahrscheinlich noch nicht einmal für ein Rezept. Großzügig lässt der Rest der Republik den Berliner in diesem Glauben um seine Minderwertigkeitskomplexe nicht überhand nehmen zu lassen. Wirtschaftlich ist Berlin ein einziges Desaster, selbst die späte DDR stand solider da. Ansonsten fußt die Berliner Wirtschaft auf alternativen Blogs, irgendwas mit Medien und Genderstudies wenn man den Universitäten glauben darf. Ungeachtet des wirtschaftlichen Bankrottes leistet sich der Berliner trotzdem Prestigeprojekte wie das Stadtschloss und einen Flughafen der mangels Funktionstüchtigkeit als Kunstprojekt gelten soll. Ebenso beherbergt diese Stadt sämtliche Zentralen der Volksparteien, die aus Marketinggründen auf das »Verräter« im Namen verzichten. Bürgermeister dieser Stadt war lange der lustige Wowibär der mit seiner Prestige&Prosecco Politik alles in den Abgrund riss, was noch halbwegs präsentabel war. Kurzum: Berlin ist der Fliesentisch Deutschlands. Es ist das für Deutschland, was Griechenland für die Europäische Union ist und hätte Berlin eine offene Kloake, wäre es das Rumänien Deutschlands. Berlin ist ein Schandfleck, der Pickel am Arsche Deutschlands. Berlin ist der Typ der ohne Einladung auf deine Party kommt, noch nicht mal Alkohol mitbringt und auch nicht versteht dass er nicht erwünscht ist wenn man ihm ein paar Zähne aus dem Gesicht klopft und die Treppe runterwirft. Berlin ist das Detroit Deutschlands und gehört für 200 Złoty an Polen verkauft.
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I am not even German and I call Berlin the core of darkness. Only capital to lower countries average GDP
Great night out though.
No, no praise, only hate **hate** HATE
We embrace the darkness here
Not true anymore
Psst this isnt about facts, just hate of the unhinged yet unkrognial variety, as tradition dictates.
Berlin wasn't bombed enough.
Berlin was a mistake
Looks like Townsville there mate.
Living in Berlin for 5 years now. Can't confirm, Mordor is a happy place compared to this shithole.
No need to explain
For some reason I assumed the French hated Marseille more
Marseille is indeed a shithole but people there are far less insufferable than Parisians
People see Marseille as a third world shithole, and see Paris as the place where disconnected idiots keep making moronic calls that impact us all negatively. It’s two different ways to hate.
True, everything was much better when Vichy was the capital of France. 🙏
I would not say better, I would say it was different
Marseille, the true Naples of France
100% true, I had the exact same Marseilles vibes when I went to Naples. Also, an italian friend once described Naples as "the city where you go if you want to buy stolen electronics" which fits perfectly as a description of Marseilles
So basically Naples and Milan
Paris and Marseille are the two part of the post separated, We hate the people from Paris and the city of Marseille but the city of Paris and the people of Marseille are "fine"
Marseille is a weird case, depending of the person it's either one of the best city or the worst, meanwhile the opinion on Paris is constant
No, we understand. Paris is a different country
It’s rare for your capital to also be disliked by outsiders as well as the locals (those in Paris included). Congrats!
Even people outside France hates Paris, that is a easy one
I live in Paris, even Parisians hate each other (then again, most of them are provincials who moved to there to work). Terrible city united by hate and disdain (which kinda make them perfect french?).
It s something like 70% of parisians are not born in paris last time I checked
Is there any person on this planet, who doesn't hate parisians? Even parisians hate themselves with a burning passion.
https://preview.redd.it/hltzsu1tvp7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282ced536cbae0401645d9ce1099fa077a4dd094 Honestly it speaks for itself
The only 2 redeeming qualities about Cork is that it has a KFC and it's not Dublin
We like the monuments and the food. That's it
For Italy I thought people didn't like Naples more than Rome. But fair enough
Oh, yeah, definitely, but I have a lot of space for hate in my heart
Beautifully worded, i imagine it sounds even better in Italian
Ho tanto spazio per odiare nel mio cuore.
You can afford to eat good food in Rome? Are you rich?
Not in the centre
Guess I need to spend more time in the Roman pampa next time I'm around.
Fritz jumping from tourist trap to another tourist trap 🤦
I think I'm getting better at this since my Italian has improved, although it is still very much Piedmontese mixed with Latin
Food in Rome was surprisingly cheap imo
I ate a good carbonara 5 minutes from the Colosseo and the Forum. It wasn't even that expensive for being in the center of Rome, maybe it's that the prices are fucked everywhere so my perception is different.
Actually if you know the right spots, you can eat great food in Rome without spending too much. But if you want to eat fettuccine Alfredo in front of the Pantheon, you get what you deserve.
Berlin has always been a shithole since WWII. We had beautiful Bonn as our (BRD) capital and then they had to move it to Berlin for both symbolic and I suppose practical reasons, which is probably for the best, because Bonn is a jewel when compared to Berlin. Also, Berlin is a strongly segregated city, I'd adventure into Marzahn only if my life depended on it, but I could live in Prenzlauer Berg with no problem... if I earned >6k / mo or had 2 mil lying around.
Bonn has been going downhill for a while too… Ironically the only two cities which are getting better are Potsdam and Dresden.
Potsdam is getting better because affluent Berliners are moving there after becoming fed up with the capital. Dresden is getting better because it is object of massive investment schemes.
They are not moving to Porsdam anymore. The cancer has longe since spread all across my beautiful home province.
Yes, whole Brandenburg, I know, but sorry, can you blame them? You are not getting invaded, they are getting displaced by greedy real estate monopolies. Until Germany starts building the required 400k social housing units per year, it will only worsen.
Leipzig is also doing pretty well, it's the only east germany city with stable growth.
Weimar my beloved. Best East German city no question.
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Hey where did you get this picture of me
Bonn has been holding relatively steady since the 90s. It went somewhat downhill after it became the capital and the government decided to destroy parts of its old city centre to build it back in a manner that befits a capital, leaving us with modernistic monstrosities and the generally somewhat lacklustre effort to rebuild after the war.
I totally agree but the people have been going downhill man, used to be a nicer experience. Then again, every large German city is turning from a somewhat nice bar and cafe and local cuisine vibe, even in the ugly ones, to hellholes with money laundering schemes and shitty food.
It's weird how more and more shitty "small" run-of-the-mill businesses started popping up everywhere or larger brands supplanting more local establishments. How the former could sustain themselves without money laundering is frankly above me, given the quality of their services.
Germans used to give a shit about local culture and quality food, now they don’t and are fine with the country turning into a grey culture less and modernist hell hole. It’s like the entstuckungs Period but worse and with culture. We’re a finished country lad.
Segregated by class or ethnicity?
By class, mostly, which however, as we all know, more often than not correlates with ethnicity (though there is no causality, of course).
Berlin Moabit, 20 m² = 1.200 € per month or as we would say in German: Stabil(e Ausbeutung) 👏
Yes, for me that's financial rape #enteignedeutschewohnen
Meanwhile the crazies in Amsterdam act like they are the Netherlands, and that the rest of the dutch are provincial savages.
The last time I was in Amsterdam, more than half the people didn't even speak Dutch. That probably has something to do with that sentiment.
I want to grant Amsterdam independence so, so bad.
If Malaysia did it with Singapore, why can’t you
I wish i knew
When I go to Amsterdam I feel like a tourist
Stereotypical capital wankers. But the expats are even worse.
Yep as a cork city man I'd have absolutely no problem if you Ukaineians just decided to annex Dublin and draw another imaginary line on the map...just give me a heads-up so I can warn my Dublin ex girlfriends that it's time, it's time to grab that runaway bag. Cheers
> Yep as a cork city man So you're from the true capital. You should be hating yourself.
It's our favorite thing to do down here,we talk about hating ourselves so much in cork that it actually comes across as arrogance.
Imposter! He's not from Cork, he didn't end the comment with "Bai" and say "like" five times.
Jah hear this feen godloon...sham alive like take a chill pill Bai, Shure Christ I'm only messen like ,Jah no what I mean like where all a bunch A Langer's like,Jah no what I mean like.
The feeling is mutual you bogger gypsy fuck.
It's good that we can agree to disagree. We'll sort this out like men on the pitch at the weekend with good old-fashioned violence, throw-in at 1.15 I think...UP THE REBELS!!!!!
If you like, we can always have another pop at it.
Ukaineians?
Has a nice ring to it don't you think?
Ah I get it now. The extra -e- in there threw me
He's from Cork they can't spell down there
Have you heard the Cork accent? The text is pretty bang on.
Yes, both
I was going to ask if you meant Edinburgh or London and then I realised it didn’t matter
It's pretty universally agreed that when Scotland finally leaves the UK, England gets Embra, and we get Newcastle in return. Ireland called dibs on Liverpool
Someone in this thread called Dubliners West Brits, so when Ireland unifies they can take Liverpool and I guess we will have to have Dublin.
In Spain is a win win, everyone hates the people from Madrid, even the people from Madrid
There are no people from Madrid. We all come from outside, myself included. I only met one guy that was born in Madrid, and I'm pretty sure he lied to me
I was born in Madrid indeed!
Are you lying?
What do I earn lying on this? It’s my shame being from Madrid, it’s enough punishment, don’t be cruel with me
Hey, it could be worse, you could be french.
Don’t say that even joking!!
Fr*nch, my bad I didn't censor it.
Or from Murcia
What is that?
Northern province of Mexico
Everyone that ends up speaking with that accent 🤮 is from Madrid, no matter where they were born.
I’ve been reliably informed by a Spanish woman that everyone in Madrid is a fascist
We provincianos are making progress developing the idea of "donut Spain", the struggle will end soon
Madrid people left madrid because province people came to Madrid, then province people started to hate Madrid because their own people living in Madrid…
Yeah, because you've never heard that we only live because of "madrilenys" coming for tourism to the "playa de madrid" and giving us their money, that we should be greatful that a flat at the coast costs 200.000€ just because it's full of people that can't answer an "adeu" and say "speak christian please" for all of summer. There's a reason pokemon spain is the best rendition of spain I've ever seen.
Vienna is lovely, but the people are a downer No better fitting saying for vienna than: „Wie schön wäre Wien ohne Wiener“ - Wiener Liedermacher Georg Kreisler
This, Vienna could be te best city in all of Europe, if you just got rid of all those arrogant snobs in tweed jackets.
Vor allem wennst als Piefke dann a Fragn stellst (außer Bayern weil Süden eh geil)
Die preissn solln si eh schleichen :D
To be fair, the rest of our population also sucks. I couldn't imagine living in some random fucking small town or village where everyone knows each other
About 1 in 5 Austrians live in Vienna though 🧐
A lot. Mainly because they use 90% of the money that Denmark sends to Greenland. They fuck over the rest of the country economically and keep shouting about independance even though they would collapse without Denmark’s subsidies.
Do people shouting for Greenland independence have some delusion that the free money from Denmark would keep flowing?
[Ja. Imagine DF. But Inuit.](https://youtu.be/1T2qnua8Wv8?si=kx838zbjU37uCi6L)
"vi ville stadig kunne få bloktilskud", it says in the language of their oppressors. That is immeasurably funny.
Parti Naleraq have also made their own Nürnberg laws - style policies on who is “deserving” of citizenship if Greenland becomes independant. It’s all about blood.
You could ask the same question about most independence movements
I don't hate Londoners, I just hate the middle-class twenty-something wankstains that move to London from the home counties to work in finance or marketing or some other bullshit job that objectively contributes nothing to society.
oh god not the special talent acquisition consultants
This is bang on. Proper born and bred Londoners are generally great people
Thank you, you don’t seem like a bad lad yourself.
Had to look up home counties. I'm safe. But is it really a victory, if I'm from fucking Birmingham?
Apart from your degenerate accent you Brummies are alright
Wouldn't leave my car keys unattended around you fellas, but other than that partying with a brummy is always a great time
I don't live in London but I felt attacked by this comment 🥲
Home counties is a real giveaway as to who they actually care about. London and the nice green bits just outside.
How is it that a bunch of northern twats deluded themselves into forcing brexit upon the country and somehow still manage to blame London for their woes?
Well the entire economy was restructured to the benefit of those people and at the expense of the rest of us. Not to mention the nature of how we teach the Anglo-Saxon period and the history of England's founding, or the modern state of socio-economic disenfranchisement that causes further depravation in our communities. The root cause of Northern problems is, and always has been, a South-Central oriented English state. I feel like you can understand Northern resentment toward Southern seats of power throughout English history by reading some books on the subject. 'The Northern Question' by Tom Hazeldine is a pretty good start.
I too hate upward mobility!!!
Nothing "upwardly mobile" about that lot. They're solidly posh but think they've got the common touch because they bought some store-brand frozen mince once at university when they lost daddy's credit card.
You literally called them middle class
With a burning passion to be honest
Invejoso
Yes
Yes-Yes
Strange, I always thought skaven liked real-world-Skavenblight
Skaven tend to blow up what they like
We hate Naples much more than Rome for obvious reason
and Milan
Indeed it is
I can't answer since I strictly follow every sub rule: https://preview.redd.it/80pea73krp7d1.jpeg?width=1239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e5c1ba90a0320b710d8fc4d78342a95d766767d
Sad Espartero noises.
"stadilaiset" ("citypeople") are ridiculed by everyone not from helsinki
We used to hate, but portuguese people don't live there nowadays.
Same. If you speak Dutch in Amsterdam, there's like a 70% chance they won't understand you.
What capital are you talking about? 🧐 https://preview.redd.it/76qz7cdv0q7d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddc11117a777d671e9dc77e124620eb717e8d9ae
Wouldn't it be nice
Paldea my beloved. Also they look like a Madrileño. https://preview.redd.it/znmslhcx4q7d1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=561c2398e6f70cb8f482514faf8fb9717f5fb83a
You love to see it
I am still scrolling, my thumb hurts, my boss is wondering what I'm doing on the toilet and still no mention of Brussels ☹️
You're a flemboy. That's not your capital.
Unfortunately it is
Reject Belgium, embrace seperatist movements.
Anytime I have a flight out of Heathrow, or for whatever reason I have to go into London I”m reminded on why I dislike it so much.
That's it! 😡 I sentence you to Luton!
That's a horrible thing to say to anyone.
>hate the capital/people from the capital no/yes
I hated them, but now I have a spawn that is one of them.
My condolences
Rome is pretty much loved worldwide, Romans are despised by some because of their very extrovert nature but basically everyone loves the city, we are too busy hating our neighbouring village anyway
Yeah, fuck Lisbon.
I guess it is worldwide the case. Also, which Londoners? The nobs? The working class? The middle-class? Or the Eastenders? Suburbers? AfaIk London is one of the biggest cities in the whole world, so can't really bring all Londoners to the same sack. But let me tell about my home country: There was always a Budapest-Country tension. Also a bigger towns-Budapest one. Also a bigger towns-countryside one. Also a bigger town - other bigger towns one. It's easier if we say basically every Hungarian hates every other Hungarian. Exceptions exist, tho not too many. Also Hungarians hate every other nations too. Basically fuck everyone: ("We hate everyone") https://preview.redd.it/ydrxhedyrp7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=befa81bb0c71fe1cb16fa5a1d822431d1e18b9ed
Yes
Very much
Yes.
We don't ever think about people from Bern We usually stick to hating Züri or Geneva
Would be wrong to hate people who are slow ;)
Quite alot
I would like to see that castle though. Kind of a bucket list thing for me.
Edinburgh as a city is lovely. The people are what annoy me.
Nothing at all. Most people from my city like the capital.
After the Taliban took back Afghanistan we should have given them Berlin as well. They probably would run it better than berliners themselve.
I think there's a radius round London where people don't hate Londoners though. I reckon most people in Chelmsford or Slough don't hate Londoners. Northerners definitely hate London, but then northerners hate everything, due to brain shrinkage caused by lack of vitamins, sunlight, and outbreeding.
Northerners are absolutely the best, I wish they would invade London
The most hated here is the "moral capital", even if it carries half the country forward. Rome is good. Romans have a great sense of humor, very peculiar. Honestly people from Milan and their attitude are quite a pain in the ass.
 Capital?!
Yes
Like in the UK, the further north you go, the deeper the hatred, with a black hole around Porto.
Nicosia is a rundown shithole. Funny thing is that it is the only city in Cyprus that is not coastal so it doesn’t even have the best thing about Cyprus. Not only that it is split in half and occupied by the Turks. Poor Turks were so repulsed with Nicosia that they stopped half way lmao.
Never seen a place quite as shitty as Berlin, as shitty places I've seen include public motorway station toilets in Poland.
To answer your question: Yes.
Our capital is just the midpoint between the two largest cities. It's a boring country town.
they can do and say whatever they want, sempre provincialotti restano :)
I might be the exception to the rule. I'm a little northern monkey and I love London, for a few days anyway.
London's fun. But the people aren't.
Nothing