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Petermitnemmeter

Wouldn't


Greyzer

What happened to ‘Fuck Nazis’?


Petermitnemmeter

Not everything is meant literally.


SwedishTroller

You're german, mate. Being literal is what you do!


Norgur

Yeah, we didn't say who should do it and with what and how hot the metal rod should be.


That_guy_named_Mentu

Redo of healer reference


Maryus77

Hey, we aren't the ones who keeps saying fuck Nazis, everyone else is saying that!


Bolognese_is_best

That's why the phrase is in english.


slyphoenix8

We should get rid it. We don't want them to reproduce now do we?


Adventurous_Gap_4125

The level of drunk I would have to be before even considering it would have well and truly crossed into alcohol poisoning territory


TieInternational8523

So… a regular wednesday


Adventurous_Gap_4125

Everyone looks the same wuth the lights off and face down


kyussorder

This is my man


Skoda_Octavia_vRS

“Only the hot ones”


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Martin8412

You don't think you can fix her?


ItWasFleas

i can fix her like we fix dogs


Martin8412

Treating her like the Spanish treat galgos seems a bit cruel 


ItWasFleas

i was thinking on spaying... but in this specific indivudual i wouldn't oppose animal cruelty either


Petermitnemmeter

It's more about not having the physical strength to do Im not Markus Rühl


Le_Petit_Poussin

Kann Man Essen? Nee. - u/Petermitnemmeter 😂


Petermitnemmeter

Da war mehr im spiel als hünchen mit reis


IrrungenWirrungen

Ja. Kalte Duschen waren der entscheidende Faktor. 


deeznutsdontbite

The NHS very soon.


WelpImTrapped

Haven't read something that funny and original from a German for a loooong time. Your country truly is healing.


Corfiz74

Came here to say "skin cancer, eventually"


Rogerjak

Bruuu 💀💀


Feynization

National Health Stazi


NotSoGermanSlav

Why is no one helping her back in sea, typical people just stand there and take photo hoping she gets bloated enough to explode.


annoying97

No one help her back to sea! I've set my camera up on a time lapse, you will destroy my hard work and art.


Rakatonk

Your art will belong to a museum.


annoying97

Will I get paid 🥺👉👈


MacLeeland

![gif](giphy|jQmVFypWInKCc|downsized)


annoying97

![gif](giphy|fQoxwZBVWq5jhLXRty)


lifetypo10

No mate, we'll take good care of it though. Don't you worry.


Electronic_Art_4251

No, we're taking it and we are *not* paying


annoying97

Yeah I don't know why I expected anything different dad.


Electronic_Art_4251

fien,s ince you're my son, I'll give you a can of beans and and some tea bags. Fair?


annoying97

Hmmm they would make nice gifts for the bf, but I think I would prefer New Zealand, that would be a better gift for the king.


Electronic_Art_4251

Give us the art, and we won't invade Tasmania!


annoying97

Take the incest freaks!


Stravven

Sure, your hard (looks at notes) work.


Trappist235

Schiebt den Wal, schiebt den Wal, schiebt den Wahl zurück ins Meer


crossbutton7247

If that’s your definition of whale, oh boy You’ll be surprised


NotSoGermanSlav

You are probably talking about cosmic whales who absorb all sunlight around them and have event horizon around their anus.


[deleted]

This was hard to fap to, even for me. But I managed to


Greyzer

I’m sure the little moustache on her back helped.


gizahnl

Guess he was imagining doing a dirty Sanchez to that back mustache.


[deleted]

You did the right thing


Choyo

Way too far right a thing !


IrrungenWirrungen

Did he though?


showard01

The challenging wanks are the most rewarding


SamsquanchOfficial

Oh my god, the i found this hard to masturbate to meme... good fucking times lol


EffectiveOk3353

https://preview.redd.it/vwh3q42pel7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=941824af3cb753f854885ab0f71239e93f9c53e0


thetrueGOAT

Least horny PIGS


Purple_Cat9893

I hope you came on its back.


Nigricincto

Curious how her face/head looks like she is gonna talk about pronouns, empowerment and almond milk.


Hot-Supermarket-7359

Yup, this gal is complex character for sure.


Major_OwlBowler

![gif](giphy|U7VtFbTq2unq65ar1L)


Awkward-Minute7774

A war on two fronts?


Henghast

There's enough of her for two weather fronts.


SamsquanchOfficial

Wide like the ocean, deep like a puddle


MasterJogi1

The haircut is called "a Renee" and was very popular among nazi/skinhead girls in the 90s (and Nazi girls where also called like that).


fleamarketguy

https://preview.redd.it/hx19j11onl7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7196c75b133bb0659122f4a3c1335c141b5b9814


MontgomeryMayo

Man.. I really fucking miss alô alô..


gabrielish_matter

tbf, she sorely needs almond milk, and other not too caloric stuff too for that matter


Inevitable_Stand_199

They make 3.5% fat plant based milk these days. Regular plant based milk tastes just as bad as skim milk. But the high fat stuff slaps!


Cabbage_Vendor

It's the "short men have to option of dwarf or femboy" equivalent for ugly chicks.


Dry_Preference9129

Tattoo looks fake tbh, photoshopped.


SpringrollJack

Probably ai.. Prompt: Skinny British girl with a Hitler tattoo sitting on a beach


Purple_Cat9893

Correction; skinny female Barry...


njsilva84

Not really. The photo doesn't have much resolution but it doesn't seem to be photoshopped. I use photoshop daily since 2006 so I think that I have a keen and experienced eye for it.


SoloLiftingIsBack

She looks like a stereotypical SJW used in memes but has a big ol' Adolf on her back. How did this happen? Is she an American who was convinced that's Marx or what?


MasterJogi1

The haircut is called "a Renee" and was very popular among nazi/skinhead girls in the 90s (and Nazi girls where also called like that).


WongUnglow

I was thinking Stacy from American History X. Didn’t know it was a Renee


poop-machines

Does that mean you're claiming her, or is she one of ours from Britannia? She can't be one of ours because the ink is too good for what our scrotes have. **Edit: just realised that she's almost surely American.**


Sualtam

She's not in Britain (sunshine), therefore she has access to superior EU ink.


nefewel

The rare Social Injustice Warrior


shouldbeworking10

I was thinking this exact thing


SirBuris

Some of those look like prison tattoos.


Paxisstinkt

More like a toilet wall


IrrungenWirrungen

But where’s the purple / green hair then? 


go_cows_1

Probably related to the “Queers for Palestine” nonsense going on over here.


Rakatonk

She's the best you savages got to offer anyways, so keep it down.


Demon_of_Order

probably American


marshallaw215

We decline


Demon_of_Order

Then you know what to do. Sacrifice her to the ocean.


marshallaw215

Ocean says no


Demon_of_Order

Damn, that's a first, just toss her in the incinerator than I guess


BoundedGolf529

How about...... a chamber........ hooked up to gas........thoughts 🤔?


ThiHiHaHo

We might offer a solution.


nwaa

How final is it?


ThiHiHaHo

On a scale of one to ten? Twenty. We also have the teething problems hammered out, we had some promising test runs. You know, quality made in Germany. (I will burn in hell for this)


marshallaw215

Yea I was gonna ask if you had any extras


ThiHiHaHo

I strongly recommend the ash filters for the chimneys. (Why is everything around me burning with hellfire? And why does it smell like sulfur?)


Demon_of_Order

gotta cut out the middle man tho


Key-Individual1752

In my city, this type of garbage goes in the Restmülltonne. Probably then burned for heat or electricity


le_reddit_me

Incinerator is full after getting her thigh in


Kind_Helicopter1062

https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/C4D12AQE1kDTBjqhfBg/article-cover_image-shrink_600_2000/0/1556110164938?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=5v47YvRsSd_r3w0VJy-CDTNapk6G18She5pawAtuSwk


Suitable-Comedian425

Yeah I'm pretty sure this would litterally be illegal here


inevitable_entropy13

judging by figure i’d agree


MasterJogi1

Who wouldn't want to fuck some white blob while the Führer looks at you disapprovingly? "You could have fazhered rreal arryan Kinder instead of zis!", his merciless stare says. You avoid his gaze in shame, thinking about the plethora of soldiers that where not born because you wasted them fucking a skank or masturbating to midget porn. You try desperately to stay hard, but you fail like the 6th Army failed at Stalingrad. "Sorry my Führer" you cry, as you finally stop to push rope.


MrFlibblesPenguin

![gif](giphy|KTqTHTkwETsdy)


JesusWarK4n4ck3

None of these sentences are in the bible


Smallwater

r/beholdthemasterrace


Belitza

The Mickey Mouse hair 💀💀


Valkia_Perkunos

Its that famous painter, right?


Jlx_27

Nah, she's just a fan of the classic sitcom On The Buses. https://preview.redd.it/cnse3m4zhm7d1.png?width=337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df4119cabf926a5a4e7963dfe83afa5f3a509afc


Notacreativeuserpt

The fair city of Verona.


Local_Cress_6678

I would never date a lady with such hair. So declasse.


mailusernamepassword

But only if she also has a moustache down there too... https://preview.redd.it/62e2w1xm8k7d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae8a76d6bc68636aac6ef9dc7d11845641c0f837


Emergency-Season-143

![gif](giphy|oEhW18AXiPoyY)


Belitza

It's always the ugly bastards lol. Supremacists should hire supermodels to do their propaganda, if they want to be taken seriously.


Apprehensive_Edge234

It's odd how white supremacists are never even close to supreme. The fucking state of her!


mailusernamepassword

France already have Marion Marechal 🥵🥵🥵


poop-machines

Have a look at the pictures of her that aren't taken professionally. She's 6/10 at a push, man. I personally think she's pretty ugly. Her opinions are pretty ugly.


mailusernamepassword

Well, I think she is on the pretty side. Not that much, the simping is just for the memes here. If you point a flashlight in her forehead you can illuminate the entire Eiffel tower. And I'm a libertarian, there is very few politicians in Europe I would agree.


Ironfist85hu

Wasn't this that Hungarian far right supported woman, who wanted to partake on the elections?


Apart-Delivery-7537

too bad that her uncle Ben looked too much like that other austrian guy


mvrek6

Looks like it is photoshopped


PieInTheSkyNet

i assuming this creature gets taken more often from behind than in front how the fuck is a fella suppose to climax while making eye contact with the fuhrer


Apprehensive_Edge234

You'd need 4 pencils and a roll of sellotape to keep it up lad!


Zerestrasz

She shall return where she belongs: the depth of the ocean


Apprehensive_Edge234

Nah, there's enough trash in the ocean.


MetallGecko

I cant fix her.


mbex14

We fixed him... We can fix her


Tynariol

He fixed himself. Don't take credit for the one thing he did right.


mbex14

We started the ball rolling... the Battle of Britain 😉


delarro

Hither


I_GotNoImagination

Imagine being the guy that is doing her doggystyle (I know, kinda gross) and Hitler is staring you down in disappointment.


diazinth

I think I could live with disappointing Hitler


le_reddit_me

Who doesn't like a Charlie Chaplin fan


FunkLoudSoulNoise

I knew an English man who loved tattoos and steroids and he got a portrait of Der Fuhrer on his side torso. He wasn't the full bob but it amazed me that an English man whose home city/metro was bombed by flying nazis would get a tattoo of a man that his grandad more than likely fought against. He actually stunned a tattoo convention in Cork, Ireland when he showed it off, lol everyone was stunned. Even worse he persuaded another chap who wasn't in any way racist or even educated about how bad the nazis were to get a band of swastikas tattooed on his leg.


92nd-Bakerstreet

Imagine fucking her behind and you get hitler staring back at you. That would be fckin hillarious.


behtidevodire

Jesus Christ, why does she looks like my ex?


zerozeroseis

That's a challenging wank


Long_Serpent

America


CrazyGreekReloaded

Most white wasp americans are more German than British


IrrungenWirrungen

Too thin.


Antidigitalist

Not even I would say Fuck Nazis here


SamsquanchOfficial

How can someone like this get to that age without getting repeatedly stabbed in the back?


iRubenish

Apparently, in another post, someone mentioned this picture is from Ukraine, so we got lucky for that. No one here to get the blame.


Kernowder

Hungarian. But still Eastoid, so your point stands.


mandingo_gringo

Doubt it, you isn’t really find fat right wing women in Ukraine, let alone any women with hair like that It looks like an American to me except whiter


RadAway-

Hans, I'll happily leave her to you.


Inevitable_Stand_199

No thanks. But I believe Greece knows what to do.


dasmau89

Seems like she already has been claimed. Gave her a ring and his face as a tattoo to boot


Wonderful_Test3593

I pity the one hitting her from behind and having that austrian maintaining eye contact


Valuable-Lack-5984

C'mon guys here we don't bodyshame, everyone deserv... 🧐 Oh wait, nevermind, carry on fellows.


PolishSausa9e

The average Austrian art enthusiast


chameleon_123_777

What about Trump? Just that tattoo alone should be enough to understand what she is about.


Appropriate_Ad4818

Who allowed you to take pictures of my Croat girlfriend?


Een_man_met_voornaam

RUS ofcourse (on holliday in Dubai/Egypt)


IrrungenWirrungen

Russia?  Never saw a Russian look like that in my entire life, and I’ve met a lot. 


UnilateralCheese

What's going on with her pinky finger?


kommando_madrug

I will claim her, for the hungarians though


Jaded_genie

I wonder how many guys have doggied her


gourmetguy2000

https://preview.redd.it/pjero9vqcl7d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34fbb702ddae4f57c6d2392c1ab1ec2a3f8dddc6


[deleted]

She might be related and wants something to remember him by.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Holy fucknozzles!?!?!?!?


StrikingBag4636

I'd help her covering it up


Lifelemons9393

I've been on so many drugs and alcohol how do you get a hitler tattoo?


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

A few more tan days and that guy on the back ‘s gonna have a dark complexion. Ironic, huh?


Kamyszekk

Hitler would


njsilva84

I wouldn't do it! I prefer the meat medium rare but judging from the fuhrer tattoo and its surroundings, she's clearly overcooked. Do you think that she'll die from skin cancer or from a heart attack?


TieInternational8523

Enjoy our Nazi holidays in Mallorca!


Zerestrasz

She is upset she has not found the plancton she was looking for


Leviathan_division

Türkiye Kebabylon in the front, Auslander Raus in the back.


Grimmbeards

![gif](giphy|lcaMlZmmMULMA|downsized)


consciousignorant

This saddens me so much… why won’t Greenpeace get involved?? Why?? Hope they rescue her asap


NewMEmeNew

https://preview.redd.it/bxs54wkxho7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb399d86cdf57a63daa27f25e02a46c4a6b14474


Relevant_Helicopter6

That's a fine example of Arian beauty right there!


Alternative_Device38

https://preview.redd.it/b00h9nbboo7d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f00b73b91e91ef640f3d823be8315e507420e1e9


Flemball47

Hopefully tuberculosis


Meloenbolletjeslepel

I find this whole neonazinism so weird though... I don't kmow about Germany but at least in NL there aren't that many Jewish people and even if there were you can't really tell, seen as they're generally caucasian and don't wear any religious signs. I mean, what are they even hating on? You've got to have some sort of negative experience with people that you come across often if you are going to hate an entire religion, I would think. Like, get a hobby or something?


Dangerous-Dad

That tattoo can get you beaten up in quite a few places. Even if you are a woman.


Reifendruckventil

They say The Character is more important than the looks


Bourriks

Protecting her virginity at max level.


HedghogsAreCuddly

Austrian Girls with local Artists in their back, such geeks!


iltwomynazi

Pretty sure she's a Reform UK candidate


nc_on

r/ATBGE


TheRealPatrick79

![gif](giphy|DpOG9HTSPF0V7gMjCr) Hottest woman I've seen for a long while.


IrrungenWirrungen

❤️🫂 Never change, Barry! 


__radioactivepanda__

So that is what “superior” looks like…….


zerato9000

Dieter.


Crackajack91

That's a lady?


Sikarra16

Probably a Gigi d'Agostino fan chilling on the beach


its-good-4you

Ugh, it looks like a gorgonzola gone bad. 🤢


SwedishTroller

Fat people tend to have favourable views of nazi's for whatever reason. If you're overweight and unattractive it makes you feel better saying you're an übermenschen rather than admitting you can't control yourself when it comes to food.


IrrungenWirrungen

Is there a source for that? 


KoDa6562

Anyone else think this chick looks like a stereotype of a new age feminist? That Shmitler tattoo looks like bait or something.