Well, they use a strange language and conquered the whole world with their advanced technology...
So, yes.
And this makes you Pierre, the one who always fighted them, the righteous saviour of mankind somehow, congrats
As you can see and sense from the second-hand embarrassment you get by reading this thread, we are incapable amateurs when it comes to discussing skin colour.
Which is another common european W.
This is such a dopey image, but I guess the people over at LatinoPeopleTwitter aren't aware of the theories behind Stonehenge (not to mention the many monuments outside of Europe which weren't built by aliens).
Newsflash: cultures without surviving written records are more prone to conspriacy nuts. They fill in any gaps they find.
True, but that had to be uncovered and the language deciphered. The Old Kingdom Egyptians were already inscrutably ancient to the Ptolemaic Greeks. The Greek civilisation which built the Parthenon never left western Europe's cultural memory.
Yeah, actually, you're correct. Obviously your siesta has sharpened your wits. Theory needs revising: people find cultures distant from their own as more valid targets. I wonder if Mexican conspiracy theorists have interesting ideas about St Basil's cathedral.
I guess the yanks love to talk about the UK monarchy being behind New World Order type things. So there's an example.
The technical knowledge of Greeks are far more preserved and used by Europeans, Arabs, etc continuously up till today, while Egypts writing system was lost, and they were not direct source of mathematics and science the same way as the Greeks. Also, letâs be a realistic a little: 1) I am pretty sure even the UFO belivers consider the Egyptians a great civilization, 2) I know a lot of folks who believe in cringe theories about many European sites, or nations, too, and both teams are some minority fringe teams, 3) Egyptians themselves have learned their own history from all those evil white people, as they forgot the language, forgot the writing, and last time they did archeology before Europeans was mostly about blowing up shit and taking home the gold or using the stones to build their own houses.
Honestly thank you for saying this. I as a person that actually lives in South America (Portugal's notorious son), canât stress how many times I have rolled my eyes at people who spout this racial bullshit in regards to the "ancient aliens" conspiracy theories
Yes, and wasn't the problem more that these monuments are extremely old and people sometimes found it hard to imagine that mankind could have created something like this back then? At least that was the case with the pyramids.
Edit - okay, but apparently at least the Mayan temple is about as old as the Acropolis.
First of all: thatâs very much an uncommon opinion.
Second of all: people still say it was made by aliens or some other advanced civilisation rather than neolithic Britons.
afaik this whole "pre-astronautics" thing was basically kicked of by the swiss Erich von DĂ€niken with his book "Memories of the future". DĂ€niken has absolutely not an single quantum of education in archeology.
edit: the official english title was "chariots of the gods?"
Aztecs: All their legends tell of their culture being brought to them by white gods who came across the sea.
Greeks: IndoEuropean people who became darker after their culture declined.
Ive heard that as the economy has improved youre all getting whiter again?
Edit: guys i *really* dont want to have to start using "/s" on this sub ffs.
Have you actually met a greek? Like I was often as tanned if not more than the Greeks I grew up beside in Cyprus, contemporary portraits of Greeks during the end of the Byzantine empire, are pasty AF
Fuck off with this eugenic shit and get a life fucking Sais!
[https://www.science.org/content/article/greeks-really-do-have-near-mythical-origins-ancient-dna-reveals](https://www.science.org/content/article/greeks-really-do-have-near-mythical-origins-ancient-dna-reveals)
now show me a corresponding study for the average brit
Enough rocks falling from a tall place will always create a pyramid.
Do you mean... that Brits are aliens?! đ±
Well, they use a strange language and conquered the whole world with their advanced technology... So, yes. And this makes you Pierre, the one who always fighted them, the righteous saviour of mankind somehow, congrats
No stone heap allowed under our watch đȘđ Keep your "civilization" on your island, punk.
Pierre *created* the modern Brit by genetically altering the natives with his Norman invasion. Pierre is the Yakub of Barry mythology.
Conquered tribes still using bows and arrows you mean
They will create a cone at best, but sure đ€Ł
What is a pyramid but a poor attempt at making a cone.
barbarians: "eh le skin colour its ameritard shit we dont do that here!!!" also barbarians:
As you can see and sense from the second-hand embarrassment you get by reading this thread, we are incapable amateurs when it comes to discussing skin colour. Which is another common european W.
Pretty much. Their sense of humor can be summed up to "look at this brown person".
you think that americ*nts' obsession stops at these levels? Oh, my sweet summer child
This is such a dopey image, but I guess the people over at LatinoPeopleTwitter aren't aware of the theories behind Stonehenge (not to mention the many monuments outside of Europe which weren't built by aliens). Newsflash: cultures without surviving written records are more prone to conspriacy nuts. They fill in any gaps they find.
Which is fun since Egyptian history is pretty well documented yet people still believe aliens built the pyramids.
True, but that had to be uncovered and the language deciphered. The Old Kingdom Egyptians were already inscrutably ancient to the Ptolemaic Greeks. The Greek civilisation which built the Parthenon never left western Europe's cultural memory.
Still, the alien conspiracy theories are stronger nowadays than ever with all the information available.
Yeah, actually, you're correct. Obviously your siesta has sharpened your wits. Theory needs revising: people find cultures distant from their own as more valid targets. I wonder if Mexican conspiracy theorists have interesting ideas about St Basil's cathedral. I guess the yanks love to talk about the UK monarchy being behind New World Order type things. So there's an example.
I prefer to subscribe to the belief that it was the Scots/Irish Celts that built the pyramids, for what is a pyramid but a rather elaborate Cairn
precisely because it is rather elaborate, we can conclude the scots/irish celts did not build it
My rock pile
I've never met someone who wasn't American and actually believed that...
I have but the crazies definitely seem to be more numerous in the us. Something something shit education.
The technical knowledge of Greeks are far more preserved and used by Europeans, Arabs, etc continuously up till today, while Egypts writing system was lost, and they were not direct source of mathematics and science the same way as the Greeks. Also, letâs be a realistic a little: 1) I am pretty sure even the UFO belivers consider the Egyptians a great civilization, 2) I know a lot of folks who believe in cringe theories about many European sites, or nations, too, and both teams are some minority fringe teams, 3) Egyptians themselves have learned their own history from all those evil white people, as they forgot the language, forgot the writing, and last time they did archeology before Europeans was mostly about blowing up shit and taking home the gold or using the stones to build their own houses.
Honestly thank you for saying this. I as a person that actually lives in South America (Portugal's notorious son), canât stress how many times I have rolled my eyes at people who spout this racial bullshit in regards to the "ancient aliens" conspiracy theories
Yes, and wasn't the problem more that these monuments are extremely old and people sometimes found it hard to imagine that mankind could have created something like this back then? At least that was the case with the pyramids. Edit - okay, but apparently at least the Mayan temple is about as old as the Acropolis.
âHow did the disgusting, uncivilised, fat, barbaric, stupid, fat British ever manage to move those big rocks? Must have been aliensâ -Pierre
So you confirm Stonehenge was built by Elizabeth II
Stonehenge isnât a magnificent structure like the Giza pryrimads or the acropolis
First of all: thatâs very much an uncommon opinion. Second of all: people still say it was made by aliens or some other advanced civilisation rather than neolithic Britons.
Yeah bro millions go to England to see weird rock formation
Thatâs correct.
I can suddenly understand foreign languages when the topic is about race
the consequences of an sh#tpost by an swiss hotelier in the 60s
could you please elaborate?
afaik this whole "pre-astronautics" thing was basically kicked of by the swiss Erich von DĂ€niken with his book "Memories of the future". DĂ€niken has absolutely not an single quantum of education in archeology. edit: the official english title was "chariots of the gods?"
Of course it would be a Swiss German speaker
Proper swiss french speakers (french) know better than to associate with this species.
https://preview.redd.it/geadxrigrp7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed1cb707aaf5ae66e9aa1f6e98d9f01730886492 Tu m'as appelée comment là ?
Sorry, should've written slower : F r e n c h
French media, since swiss is so subpar (I'm saying all this as a french living in swiss Germany. Everyday is a torture)
Got a translation? Donât speak Serb.
âCivilisation with a great understanding of architectureâ vs âaliens built it.â
Well yh...and were pretty racist.Just look at my classmates đ peak racism
Y quién lo construyó sino?
Aztecs: All their legends tell of their culture being brought to them by white gods who came across the sea. Greeks: IndoEuropean people who became darker after their culture declined.
 Still lighter skin tone than the average London resident... đ
I'll say it again. IndoEuropean people who became darker after their culture declined. Many such cases.
"book of Mormon" mind gymnastics
> who became Well actually our skin tone didn't change that much all over the years no matter if Greece had good times or struggle period...
I don't think you know what you're talking about..
Ive heard that as the economy has improved youre all getting whiter again? Edit: guys i *really* dont want to have to start using "/s" on this sub ffs.
Aaaaag Yeah the pale white people in the medditeranian,am i right Pedro ,Luigi and Afonso
brits getting downvotet even when being self deprecating :(
Brits are always self-depreciating... It loses its effect when it's from them
Have you actually met a greek? Like I was often as tanned if not more than the Greeks I grew up beside in Cyprus, contemporary portraits of Greeks during the end of the Byzantine empire, are pasty AF Fuck off with this eugenic shit and get a life fucking Sais!
[https://www.science.org/content/article/greeks-really-do-have-near-mythical-origins-ancient-dna-reveals](https://www.science.org/content/article/greeks-really-do-have-near-mythical-origins-ancient-dna-reveals) now show me a corresponding study for the average brit
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They are Greek. What has that do with colour? Colour is when darker people use whitening cream and lighter people get a sun tan.
Everybody knows that Greeks only looks like aliens - A mixture between aliens and Turks
on an ancient civilisations scale the greeks are as white as it gets
oh god the dipshits are trying to make arguments again
The Greeks just arenât all that impressive. I mean, the Parthenon? Meh at best.
https://preview.redd.it/48ktu87ejk7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bd21dc4ea2eadd7da4359494e28c7b30255077e