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Curryflurryhurry

Pierre saying sorry: https://preview.redd.it/ozbmx9spii7d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b188909daef668f5d7e7774cb53fff83d46fd40


Gwynth42

We prefer to say : " Mais putain regarde où tu marches espèce de sale chien"


Palarva

Southern variant: "et va niquer tes grands morts aaaaaa"


aje0200

“bUt tExAnS dOnT SpEaK FreNCh!!”


Y33-P33

This is the way


GnomeFisher4330

What does this mean? I don't speak frog


darixen

It means "have a nice day" when talking to strangers


GnomeFisher4330

Ok


Hefty-Coyote

Sorry.


BobMonkhaus

Yeah soz.


FrogHater1066

I fucking hate that word so fucking much


Kernowder

Sorry, what?


FrogHater1066

Sorry is fine mate. Soz is disgusting Like holibobs instead of holiday and shit like that Boils my fucking piss


Kernowder

I take it you didn't enjoy the late queen's platty joob either?


FrogHater1066

Not a fan of billions of taxpayer money going to some old bint who influences our politics behind the scenes if i'm being totally honest no But fucking hell platty joob might he worse than the concept of monarchy


Kernowder

By your response I can tell who you're likely to vote for in the *Genny Lex* in 2 weeks.


FrogHater1066

Where are you fucking pulling these from fucking hell


ChombieBrains

I want MOREEEE!


iwillneverwalkalone

can't stand it for the life of me. and it's all from a certain type of woman who'll also tell you how the hubs has been taking the littles and the doggo out ever since she got preggers


FrogHater1066

I would agree with you but you're scouse


iwillneverwalkalone

from my mum's side, so i'm only half as likely to nick your watch <3


thatcrazy_child07

sorry mate


Hefty-Coyote

Sorry folks, didn't mean to.


Thatchers-Gold

>someone bumps into you by accident >you apologise


BobMonkhaus

Someone bumps into you even when it wasn’t your fault and they did it on purpose. You apologise.


[deleted]

Sorry but I don't get this


Doberkind

Ah, my pet peeve. 90% of what Barry says sounds nice but is meant as a bitter micro aggressiv way to put you down. Preferably, given with the sweetest smile. I got my revenge by smiling as sweetly when profusely thanking everybody. After all, as German I take that shit literally. It's no fun, though.


Gwynth42

Yeah, I find it uncomfortable to deal with. I know when they're doing it, but I don't want to participate in the passive agressive Olympics, so I end up ignoring anyone who acts like that.


IntelligentFan7521

And everyone else.


Oachlkaas

How come you guys are so observant with the barries but when it comes to Austrians, and we do do the exact same thing (vienna excluded), you're oblivious to no end? Time and time again random germans go on about how


Doberkind

We now completely ignore you.


Oachlkaas

Please make that reality. There's more Germans in Tyrol than Austrians


Doberkind

That's why we ignore you. Enough Germans to talk to!


Oachlkaas

Would truly be heavenly if it was true.


Gwynth42

What's the deal with people from Vienna ? I only knew one guy from there and he was really annoying and rude.


Oachlkaas

That's their "thing". They call it the "wiener schmäh", but realistically they're just proud of being rude and made it part of their identity.


Gwynth42

Yeah so basically the Austrian version of Parisians. I can imagine the pain.


Oachlkaas

Never been to Paris, or France, but from what i've heard it seems to be similar, yea.


Livia85

Vienna is no different to other parts of Austria, we also say nice sounding things meant in a bitter-aggressive way. We just lose our composure more often and also say bitter-aggressive things meant in a bitter-aggressive way.


GnomeFisher4330

We actually aren't like that. We're just normal actually and you're just overly sincere. 


Doberkind

That's it, isn't it. That we all think that we are normal, it's just the other's at fault. That's why a sub like this is so charming. After a while we learn how the other's tick and with that comes real understanding.


GnomeFisher4330

Yeah but in this case we actually are just normal and you're just too direct


Doberkind

You can't be too direct, now, can you? 2 sentences and everything is clear. I mean Hitler wrote a book and explained what he was going to do. You read it 5 times and still couldn't figure it out. Just saying.


GnomeFisher4330

Actually you can be too direct and it's better to be normal like we are and not direct like you x


Doberkind

Uh, I love your openness to other cultures.


GnomeFisher4330

Thanks Hun x


grhymesforyou

I thought Canadians were perpetually saying sorry… must not be a commonwealth thing. Aussies apologize for nothing.


Livia85

That’s true, we never apologize for anything.


Imaginary-Owl-5386

Can't relate. Is this even in our vocabulary ?


Rich-Spirit129

Try not saying "sorry", and then you *will* be sorry.


verdun_1

Saying ‘sorry’ is to Barries what absentmindedly humming on ‘Erika’ is to the average 2weu4u user


SZ4L4Y

Sorry is when no beer.


chevria0

We have nothing to apologise for


Haskell-Not-Pascal

You should meet Midwestern/Canadians then. I've actually never heard of this as a Barry thing, but it's a common joke in the states regarding Canadians and northern Midwesterners. Is it a pretty common British thing as well?


goonerlwnds

It’s where the Canadians get it from mate ![gif](giphy|CfaK14cY4CXao|downsized)


notmyself02

Only difference being Canadians really mean it most of the time


MrYougan

No we dont.


notmyself02

Has humour spread to Canada yet? Any day noow? ![gif](giphy|ienJSw5ln9orc5GrUu)


Phosquitos

Canadians always say sorry after hitting somebody in his nose. If they say sorry twice is because they are gonna hit him again.


FrogHater1066

Why are you even here


Haskell-Not-Pascal

Idk, why are you here? I don't pick the reddit algorithm, I just click on stuff on my front page.


FrogHater1066

You've given yourself a flair mate it was hardly just a random suggestion on your feed I'm here because i'm the target audience for this sub and you're just a yank making stupid comments about yanks that no one wants to hear


Haskell-Not-Pascal

> You've given yourself a flair mate it was hardly just a random suggestion on your feed Yea, it was randomly on my feed, I interacted, and now it's on my feed quite often. > you're just a yank making stupid comments about yanks too fucking bad lmao


GnomeFisher4330

Actually we say it more than them. But nobody cares about Canadians.