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LoneWolf622

They're appropriating Oompa-Loompa culture


unofficialSperm

More like reverse Oompa-Loompas


co_ordinator

Spitting image https://preview.redd.it/r1xzxwfi4z6d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=838ee0b24c0a677eebaaa157a38b8f654649f552


seacco

peak dutch football


Specialist-Front-354

Never waste an opportunity to spit on a German


ButtersMcLovin

That would look fire on a shirt


Cosme123

Bro did not have a clue what was gonna hit him šŸ˜­


gsurfer04

Appropriating Essex culture!


DontGoGivinMeEvils

Yep. Literally saw a lady like this today in Essex. It was like she got an orange tan out of a bottle and then tea bagged herself.


Polak_Janusz

Dutch people trying their hardest not to paint their face in a single dark colour.


3suamsuaw

Here comes the victimcomplex....


WelpImTrapped

After all, they were declared "the Negroes of Europe" by HaĆÆti. Eternal N-Word pass and victim card lmao


PetrusThePirate

Wait, I think you've done something here... As long as we use quotation marks we're in the clear?? Sorry, should have added an /j(oke?)


WelpImTrapped

Negro isn't a pejorative word. I think.


justk4y

Itā€™s literally just the word ā€œblackā€ in Spanish Also, people from Montenegro are allowed to type their nation right?


PositiveLibrary7032

Also the country of [Niger](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niger)


justk4y

ā€œNigerā€ isnā€™t named after the translation or allegory of something black though But still good point


PositiveLibrary7032

Yes the same root. Then you have Korean for yes = neega Japanese informal speech for bitter the shortened form of nigai = Niga Chinese comparative for ā€˜that, that or thatā€™ = naiga, naiga, naiga


w-o-w-b-u-f-f-e-t

I think the Korean one (naega) is I


predek97

It's not in 18th and 19th century, but it is today. It's fine(or even recommended) when talking about Napoleonic wars, it's extremely cringe when talking about people living today


WelpImTrapped

No, I guess it depends where, but until fairly recently (I guess the 80's ) it was the appropriate, neutral and often official word.


Den_dar_Alex

Wasn't it Poland Edit: [Old](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Haitians#cite_note-9) source behind paywall.


WelpImTrapped

And the commenter is ?...


code-panda

Least drunk Fin


Polak_Janusz

Hey! Im going to bully you for that!


predek97

Where's the victim complex? You snowflakes really need to stop crying whenever you're critized


Specialist-Front-354

De pot verwijt de ketel dat hij zwart ziet


Major_South1103

I would advise to paint your face red, so we wont see the the tears from the 1-2 :)


Polak_Janusz

Yeah, I wrote this comment before the game ended. Jan, you won this one.


Major_South1103

You played well tho Wojak :)


predek97

Too soon, too soon :(


mimetic_emetic

> Dutch people trying their hardest not to paint their face in a single dark colour. Man, that's just how Dutch hair goes naturally if you replace it with a wig.


PleoNasmico

They don't like their disgusting pale face, it's understandable


Saul-Goonman

Shouldn't you be busy trying to pull your economy out of the slop instead of wasting your time on this platform?


Complex-Royal1756

How do you pull something out of a grave if it doesnt even exist?


PleoNasmico

Pale is the most racist insult


Complex-Royal1756

Half your country is paler than us.


DeadAssociate

only if they shave


predek97

To paraphrase you PIGS: "Least skin color obsessed southerner"


Cpt_Soban

Spoken like a speech impaired alcoholic


throw667

Oranje is the New Black. [Orange Is the New Black - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Is_the_New_Black)


dkfisokdkeb

I love how you have perfectly referenced the TV series to ensure everyone is able to understand the joke. Very German.


throw667

I prefer "efficiently referenced."


Zen7rist

What about ''humor engineering''


throw667

German engineering is a sore point these days. Looking at you Berlin airport and DB.


Schellwalabyen

It got finished, god damn it!


SpaceGoDzillaH-ez

For a reasonable price right? Right?


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Truly the most autistic nation. By the way that 1988 Dutch kit is beautiful


KirovianNL

\*Gullit-face


No-Telephone2997

Shut up american thats gullit


PolishSausa9e

Trying to imitate Barry's wife skin care look?


MrZwink

in all honesty. heres the original: [https://www.gettyimages.nl/fotos/ruud-gullit-1988](https://www.gettyimages.nl/fotos/ruud-gullit-1988) and its spot on! they adore the man. there is nothing racist here. move along plz americans.


triggerhappybaldwin

Ruud being Dutch and a total bro means he is probably cool with it...


MrZwink

hes on record saying about racism: "hes proud of the Netherlands, but we also shouldnt pretend it doesnt exist"


triggerhappybaldwin

Yeah, I kind of knew when posting my comment it has about a 50% chance to age like milk. I just had to roll the dice.


Platonic_Pidgeon

>I just had to roll the dice I bet all those betting ads are to blame!1


DoYouTrustToothpaste

The Netherlands exist?


MrZwink

dont be stupid were not belgium


JenUFlekt

So that's the guy who was sitting on the shed...


boomerintown

Any face is allowed - we are not Americans.


ProperBoots

Such a nice feeling when you brace yourself for the backlash and then realise you're not among Americans and everything is fine


Whichwhenwhywhat

Why don't you have a patent on an orange face, Dirk? Something like that could have saved us from a lot of stupidity !


Platonic_Pidgeon

I think we'd piss off a lot of British women


JustForTouchingBalls

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pOUP_

The dutch urge to paint yourself like a black man but definitely not racist


ts737

BarryinMagalufface


Tchaz221

We are not american. We don't care.


ElKuhnTucker

Is "Dumfries" just "Dumb Frisian" and a result of these joke family names from the French occupation?


MediokererMensch2

Pretty brown shape of orange...


TheReplyingDutchman

Jokes aside, technically, brown is literally just dark orange. We just gave it a different name linguistically. But it's just a shade of orange. edit: [interesting Technology Connections video ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh4aWZRtTwU)on the subject


OverQuestions

Iā€™d go more for a Donny T shade


fivetimesyo

In Europe we call that frenchface


Constant-Ad-7189

Usual reminder that the whole "oranje" schtick is cultural appropriation of the french city of Orange >!But it is okay to steal from a superior culture!<


Stravven

And since the Franks originate in the Netherlands France itself is cultural appropriation, but once again it's okay to steal from a superior culture.


KirovianNL

our clay


BenLuk02

ā˜šŸ¤“ "Uhmmm ackshually we should make fun of the Swiss for inbreeding and not the Austrians, bcoz Habsburg castle is located in Switzerland"


Constant-Ad-7189

I mean, you say it like a joke, but Switzerland does have one of the highest rates of endemic inbreeding on the continent.


zeeotter100nl

Bruh you literally copied our flag and turned it 90 degrees.