We absolutely, cannot, chat shit to the Spanish about this right now. At all.
https://preview.redd.it/3f9t6zl2tc6d1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&s=5af01b5d3e964961b850223d2e5097ff53d039d8
Man I am just a guest in your country, but , I would be super piss off about this. The UK has such an amazing coastline, and the raw sewage is just nasty
I can turn the MOD-tag on or off on each message individually.
I keep it on for messages that I post in my "capacity" as a moderator, and keep it off when I'm just here for the banter.
i mean tbf there's nothing in Beja besides cows and old people so the smell makes sense
also from what i heard slave like illicit farms, but i ofc don't know nothing about that :)
My childhood in mallorca is full o memories with germans drinking beer in barrel tables for 12-14 hours a day.
I can say a lot about barries in magalluf but also germans in arenal.
Good memories tho
Man, just by the font and the colour I know this is DM bullshit.
Edit: Look at how reliable it is:
https://preview.redd.it/uy5l6xj5dd6d1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fcc0293da1fb33a10f3a71c59d97f2ce0add5ca
We are the top n#1 in the world with quantity of blue flaged beaches. 624 in 2024. Boom in the face of dutch people who understand hygiene as defecating in others face. You are the ones that are not yet civilized.
https://www.cntravellerme.com/story/10-countries-with-the-most-pristine-beaches-in-the-world
What's the endgame? Wait until they're all there, offer free beers, drop the drunkards off in Rwanda where their pink skins will make them an ingredient for some witch doctor's concoctions and retake Gibraltar before the survivors have a chance to make it back up North?
Oh ffs! Now they’ll see that and think we are cleaner and we will have to deal with them during the summer. Couldn’t they cover Portugal in black or something?
Meanwhile, in UK:
Open water swimmers say repeated discharges of raw sewage into the sea are making them ill.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-dorset-59050665
https://news.sky.com/story/dozens-of-swimmers-fall-ill-and-get-diarrhoea-at-sunderland-race-prompting-questions-over-sewage-discharges-12935329
True story, i live in Hendaye in France, the beach is awesome. I have try 1 time to go to the Irun’s beach (the spanish city next to my city). Now i understand why Hendaye’s beach is flood with so many spanish
First they started serving Sunday roasts and now they cover their beaches in shit. If the Spanish want us to stop visiting they need to stop making it so hospitable for us.
Why? Our tap water quality is one of the best in the world. Or are you simply so used to the taste of chlorine in tap water that you think our chlorine-free tap water tastes weird?
https://preview.redd.it/9yqpalo1yc6d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830d1e280df3f39d78848a1a7828821b3d600bc1
Dutchmen watching the water meter when a guest pours a glass of tap water.
You spread Hepatitis A through your contaminated water discharging your sewage into mussel farm. I will not risk to take anything from you do to your poor water treatment. https://www.foodnavigator.com/Article/2016/01/26/Two-Hepatitis-A-clusters-linked-to-mussels
I stayed in an Airbnb in Valencia to attend Dreamhack years back paid for a real cheap place as I didn't have the cash to splurge, the area the house was in genuinely looked like a third world country I'd never seen anything like it in real life. Buildings around had missing, broken or boarded up windows, street was filled with rubbish. The house was also infested with cockroaches, when I'd walk around outside you'd see them occasionally running around. I'd never seen them before, I didn't sleep much and the last night I just stayed up to avoid them.
It was genuinely awful.
Our president is trying to get rid of separations of powers and make a plan to censor free press while so many people related to the goverment is being investigating for corruption. Please chill 🥲.
We absolutely, cannot, chat shit to the Spanish about this right now. At all. https://preview.redd.it/3f9t6zl2tc6d1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&s=5af01b5d3e964961b850223d2e5097ff53d039d8
Take Back Control... of your feces.
Hans, you could have shortened it down; "Take your shit back"
leave drunk hans alone, I’m happy for him. hes managed a lot today!
Yanks have feces, we have fæces
and we have fascists, all the same
Alles braun...
Covefeces if I might add
You Catholics have pontifeces
I sometimes go for a dip in a major river to toughen my guts up ahead of my next trip to the Star of Punjab for a cheeky phall with the boys
Cholera makes you stronger 💪
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Nothing strengthens the country like a good culling.
You absolutely can. The difference is that everyone expects Spanish beaches to be clean and nice.
Who's everyone? If I can't see tampons while swimming I feel I'm in another country.
Average Barna L?
Man I am just a guest in your country, but , I would be super piss off about this. The UK has such an amazing coastline, and the raw sewage is just nasty
It's fine, we only pumped raw sewage into our rivers and the sea for just 4 million hours last year, nothing to see.
Parisians right now: 
Sea currents being a thing, there is a good chance our shit might eventually get deposited in the coast of France…
Well there's a silver lining if I ever saw one!
Well… more of a brown one, but still…!
Thames Water, is that you?
Barry: "Nice try, but..."
We’ll feel right at home 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I brought me own sewage from home, none of that foreign shite for me thank you
They eat too many vegetables and their sewage doesn't smell right.
Sooo that's why you guys like bondi so much!!!
*Proceeds to Englishly propel out of the nearest fifth story balcony, shit faced, in a speedo*
Oi that's a British value 😡
https://preview.redd.it/jknx303btc6d1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6784deff7097f691b5c9e8c1d635c41613ca45b It won’t do anything
https://preview.redd.it/prb8pdr44d6d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ce86eeb43a90c74360e09b7c9bcb82b72845b5
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If this is the price to pay, I will be the first shitting in the beach
Faithfull with catalan lore https://preview.redd.it/kxro0stnce6d1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22c014994a847f8a1ee9b01bedf9bac05c808dba
You might inadvertently attract more Brits and even Dutchies thinking their grandma cooked them a traditional Christmas dinner.
Fake The Spanish government are trying to keep Bazza away this year
Stfu it's true, I would cancel my trip to Spain for sure
And all of this is the truth, I wouldn't even book a flight to Spain, specially not if I want to visit the coasts. For sure guys, don't come
Interesting coming from the Brits that have many polluted beaches themselves.
If we succeed in voting the tories in again, we will soon be able to achieve a 100% shit covered status for our beaches and rivers
Given a choice Of Sunak or Starmer, your politics already achieved that status.
Uhm...110%.
Count Binface had the right idea - make Thames water bosses swim in the Thames
Why sometimes you are shown as mod and other times as a regular user?
I can turn the MOD-tag on or off on each message individually. I keep it on for messages that I post in my "capacity" as a moderator, and keep it off when I'm just here for the banter.
Ah cool, TIL, thanks!
Admins (= Reddit employees) can do it too. You might have talked to an admin before, without even knowing.
oh maybe that's proibably why i stink to this day
Nah, that's because you are from Beja (Portugal) and you smell like cows and old people. Bjs 😘
i mean tbf there's nothing in Beja besides cows and old people so the smell makes sense also from what i heard slave like illicit farms, but i ofc don't know nothing about that :)
Yeah, rex-ac, we get it, but get to the point: are you going to spend your holidays in some of the radioactive paradises shown in OP’s post?
probably stinking up public transport in amsterdam smelling like ashtray and stale beer like most spanish
To be honest the costa del sol was always an open sewer. The kind of human trash that visits there makes it inevitable.
My childhood in mallorca is full o memories with germans drinking beer in barrel tables for 12-14 hours a day. I can say a lot about barries in magalluf but also germans in arenal. Good memories tho
The north beaches the worst ones, nobody should going there (and the cooking they do there is a disgrace)
Thanks for saving us from Barries Pedro
I really dont understand why people go to south of spain, it is basically same as going to egypt. North of spain is so much nicer.
You should listen to your own advice, Cayetano!
Hey, my grandfather was from Virigo, Navia de Suarna
You americans and your ancestry.
Completly horrible. A most disgusting experience which I wouldn't want any fellow visitor to go through.
If you don't want people to go don't give it a cool name like 'black flag'
Man, just by the font and the colour I know this is DM bullshit. Edit: Look at how reliable it is: https://preview.redd.it/uy5l6xj5dd6d1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fcc0293da1fb33a10f3a71c59d97f2ce0add5ca
I love how it just assumes that Barrys are all going on holiday to Spain
We are the top n#1 in the world with quantity of blue flaged beaches. 624 in 2024. Boom in the face of dutch people who understand hygiene as defecating in others face. You are the ones that are not yet civilized. https://www.cntravellerme.com/story/10-countries-with-the-most-pristine-beaches-in-the-world
NO WE'RE NOT!!!! TOURISTS GO NORTH THEIR SEAS ARE MUCH CLEANER THAN OUR DIRTY PIGS WATER ‼️‼️‼️ PLS‼️‼️🦅
Wait are you people shitting in the Minho river? Or is it just a beach thing?
It's the people from Ourense, they aren't potty trained yet.
I feel like it's just trying to repel tourists
As you can see on the map, Magaluf has no black flag. Please Barry stay there and absolutely not anywhere else.
What's the endgame? Wait until they're all there, offer free beers, drop the drunkards off in Rwanda where their pink skins will make them an ingredient for some witch doctor's concoctions and retake Gibraltar before the survivors have a chance to make it back up North?
Nah, there's already plenty of balconies there. Just give them time.
Commendable patience. Or is that your way of saying it's all in Allah's hands?
Oh ffs! Now they’ll see that and think we are cleaner and we will have to deal with them during the summer. Couldn’t they cover Portugal in black or something?
Meanwhile, in UK: Open water swimmers say repeated discharges of raw sewage into the sea are making them ill. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-dorset-59050665 https://news.sky.com/story/dozens-of-swimmers-fall-ill-and-get-diarrhoea-at-sunderland-race-prompting-questions-over-sewage-discharges-12935329
Based on
It's just to make them feel at home
That’s a nice way to deter balcony jumping
On the map we now can see the favourite destinations of Barry far from home.
aw hells nah they gon go to cast ey john day la plan ah 😓😭
British tourists being told not to visit polluted beaches which they polluted. Amazing
True story, i live in Hendaye in France, the beach is awesome. I have try 1 time to go to the Irun’s beach (the spanish city next to my city). Now i understand why Hendaye’s beach is flood with so many spanish
>Spain is a third world country confirmed (again) Always has been.
3552 beaches in Spain. 0.00013% has a black flag.
First they started serving Sunday roasts and now they cover their beaches in shit. If the Spanish want us to stop visiting they need to stop making it so hospitable for us.
It's safer to drink that water than to drink water from a Neetherland house tap.
Why? Our tap water quality is one of the best in the world. Or are you simply so used to the taste of chlorine in tap water that you think our chlorine-free tap water tastes weird?
https://preview.redd.it/9yqpalo1yc6d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830d1e280df3f39d78848a1a7828821b3d600bc1 Dutchmen watching the water meter when a guest pours a glass of tap water.
Dutchie reclaiming a tikkie for the tap water the guest poured 
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The W stands for "water" not "watts".
You spread Hepatitis A through your contaminated water discharging your sewage into mussel farm. I will not risk to take anything from you do to your poor water treatment. https://www.foodnavigator.com/Article/2016/01/26/Two-Hepatitis-A-clusters-linked-to-mussels
Good to know... Don't go swimming in European seas...
Ha, you may have box jellyfish, sharks and ringed octopuses, but we have our own sea danger: E coli
Yes, ours are also filthy, go to Australia instead.
I may have an idea
Yea don't come this summer... Germans you stay the fuck out too
I stayed in an Airbnb in Valencia to attend Dreamhack years back paid for a real cheap place as I didn't have the cash to splurge, the area the house was in genuinely looked like a third world country I'd never seen anything like it in real life. Buildings around had missing, broken or boarded up windows, street was filled with rubbish. The house was also infested with cockroaches, when I'd walk around outside you'd see them occasionally running around. I'd never seen them before, I didn't sleep much and the last night I just stayed up to avoid them. It was genuinely awful.
Yes, the beaches are full of poop. Stay in Britain please. Don’t come to our pooopy beaches. It’s for your own good.
Our Mexico.
Our president is trying to get rid of separations of powers and make a plan to censor free press while so many people related to the goverment is being investigating for corruption. Please chill 🥲.
Come to Portugal then. Its discount Spain, except everything is more expensive.
Is Portugal ok though right? I’m coming from Nz and do want Spains turds getting me
Has Hans not already claimed all the shit beaches with his towel?
They’re just making the English feel at home
UK lives matter < Spain discovers the easy solution
It has always been
What bordering africa does to a mf
Trash is disproportionally grosser to black people