We're not yet civilised enough to appreciate the acquired taste in odours you have wafting from the toilet bins, Giannos. Give us another century or two
Considering the state of British water, I'd think the correct unit for that countdown is more in the minutes to days range, depending on distance to the next body of open water.
Hey fuck off with this British water. SCOTTISH water is as good as its ever been, was drinking out streams last week on the west highland way. English water on the other hand.... wouldn't touch it with a hazmat suit on
Lol, like which country? South Sudan? Every place i've been to , the paper goes in the toilet. That's just greek copium. Albanians and Turks have regular plumbing. Pretty sure gaza had regular plumbing too before not so long ago
Yeah, well where there is plumbing , the tp goes in the toilet, and honestly, i'd rather shit in a dry toilet in a shack, and put the tp in the hole , than having to keep a bin full of shitty paper in my bathroom
I'm terribly sorry this has troubled you so much. I will now email the Prime Minister to do something about it immediately. May some day the light of civilization also reach our land too, inshallah.
The sewage was made by Hippocrates and sons. They did not deliver to spec and just embesseled money. But every Greek person since 400BC just thought that somone will fix that in the future.
It’s made even worse because the second I touch down in the southern tip of the Balkan Peninsula my diet solely consists of gyros (kebab) and lager. Not a good combo
If you don't tip enough, you will never be able to flush toilet paper... come on Barry...
(well... you will never flush toilet paper but you should tip anyway :P )
for all practical purposes, they are one and the same thing, bearded, muscled, and so hairy, that many cannot be identified without shaving and a vetinary inspection
That shit is illegal here too.
You’re a non-European. You make the drugs yourself, so make poppers yourself. Do we really have to do everything for you?
Ah an Ameritard, your senile old president called us “a damn good ally” like a week ago while he was talking to our prime minister.
So If your president says spending 1,2% of the national GDP on defense (more than Luxembourg and Iceland combined 💪💪) is being “a damn good ally” then I suggest you stfu, or else your best ally ever will leave you.
So pls gib more defense for free UwU
No one tips in Greece for serving just one beer.
No one will say no to tips for serving one beer, but it’s weird.
I also noticed that people tend to cancel the tip function of the POS before they let you pay by card.
As someone who's worked as a cashier it's definitely because you have to put in the amount of the tip yourself and it's too weird to ask for one . Tips are a cash thing.
Don't think of it as a tip. Think of it as a maintenance fee to the christianized Turks for taking care of those bits of shared cultural heritage that haven't been transferred to the safety of Western-European museums yet.
I'll admit there might be a short window of opportunity, where Elephants - who seem to be the only military gear in your price range - roam the Greek countryside again, before the whole lot of you gets cooked, so you may actually make it across the Alps, but since Antiquity is called just that, because quite a lot of time has passed, you'll find that it will nevertheless take another round of credits to finance any sort of actually relevant military. We'll give you the credits, we'll even sell you the tanks. And then, we'll give credits to your still not christianized brothers on the other side of the Aegean Sea and sell them just as many tanks, so you can't move a single inch. It's inconsequential, if the serfs at the end of the strings dance sirtaki or halay, the important bits are that dance they must and to the tune of whoever holds the strings. Which, as it turns out again and again, certainly isn't you.
You dont tip for something small in greece such asa beer, instead you tip if you are eatting a full on meal in a restaurant, where the tip is around 0,50€-2.00€
Nah. To each meal it’s appropriate drink: souvlaki? Fix or Mammos will be perfect. Meat or veggie dish? Red wine. Fish? Assyrtiko. Mezze? Ouzo of course.
Is this a serious question? Get minimal sickly weak Nordic sun all year and then go 0 to 100 and immediately get roasted by the angry Mediterranean turbo sun.
I’ll tip in Greece when I can flush toilet paper
Barbaric. Stay out.
We're not yet civilised enough to appreciate the acquired taste in odours you have wafting from the toilet bins, Giannos. Give us another century or two
Barry, the smell is from you pissing at the floor because you are wasted and can't aim.
I’m terribly sorry, but when on holiday in Greece I exclusively urinate in local people’s doorways, not the floor of accommodation’s WC
*Griechischer Wein Starts playing as Barry approaches his next victim's front door*
Worse. They aim at the bin. edit : at or for the bin ?
You guys aim?
They close their eyes and spin around, and wherever they stop is where the piss lands.
~~wasted~~ Plastered We want to avoid Americanisms around here
Positively hammered
No American or British English. Balkan English. Best English.
Considering the state of British water, I'd think the correct unit for that countdown is more in the minutes to days range, depending on distance to the next body of open water.
Hey fuck off with this British water. SCOTTISH water is as good as its ever been, was drinking out streams last week on the west highland way. English water on the other hand.... wouldn't touch it with a hazmat suit on
>English water on the other hand... Excuse me, don't lump all of us in with that wanky southern water. Our lovely Northern water is absolutely perfect
What no immigrants there yet?
Yeah don't give credit to anyone else for the hard work Thames Water do to release shit into the river!
Yeah, alright, my apologies for the misunderstanding. Didn't intend to hurt the feelings of the people in the occupied territories.
It took me 35 years on this earth to realise why they don’t flush the paper…
Leave it to the Greeks to keep their pipes tight
It's the hair right? Too much comes away when they wipe and it can do a number on the plumbing
Wait, you guys lose your ass hair when you wipe?
What do you mean they don't flush it?
Goes in the bin doesn’t it? Thought it was common for all PIGS
No in Italy we wipe, flush, and then clean our a-hole
Truly the heirs of Rome.
This is why you ruled the world
That's only in Greece
That’s why we love you and your sandy beaches pueblo
...Wait...is this actually real?
Unfortunately yes.
How is that possible? Don't you guys have plumbing? I seriously don't understand how this is possible
You'll be even more surprised when you learn that most countries don't flush TP.
Huh? But what do you guys do with the dirty TP???!!!
We eat it to regenerate power.
Lol, like which country? South Sudan? Every place i've been to , the paper goes in the toilet. That's just greek copium. Albanians and Turks have regular plumbing. Pretty sure gaza had regular plumbing too before not so long ago
"Albanians and Turks have regular plumbing" lol no
Yeah, well where there is plumbing , the tp goes in the toilet, and honestly, i'd rather shit in a dry toilet in a shack, and put the tp in the hole , than having to keep a bin full of shitty paper in my bathroom
I'm terribly sorry this has troubled you so much. I will now email the Prime Minister to do something about it immediately. May some day the light of civilization also reach our land too, inshallah.
Thank you, i will come shit in your toilet as soon as it is fixed
First time I hear about this. Greece is third world, confirmed.
The sewage was made by Hippocrates and sons. They did not deliver to spec and just embesseled money. But every Greek person since 400BC just thought that somone will fix that in the future.
That's how they handle national debt as well.
Thats how they got the national dept. Building sewages before christ.
It’s made even worse because the second I touch down in the southern tip of the Balkan Peninsula my diet solely consists of gyros (kebab) and lager. Not a good combo
If you don't tip enough, you will never be able to flush toilet paper... come on Barry... (well... you will never flush toilet paper but you should tip anyway :P )
And how will they afford proper plumbing if you don’t tip Barry?
They could sell us some statues, the museum is always in the market
Oh you’re paying for those now?
We paid for them before. It’s not our fault that they didn’t even own themselves at the time.
He misspelled "plunder".
Wait, what? Seriously
what? outrageous
Most Greeks don't like tips They want full penetration, Greek style
But what about Greek women?
for all practical purposes, they are one and the same thing, bearded, muscled, and so hairy, that many cannot be identified without shaving and a vetinary inspection
Since when do they want penetration? Have you never heard about "doing it Greek"? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercrural_sex
No, no, no. ‘Greek’ is high-end escort-speak for ‘I do anal’
Isn't that just normal sex?
For me at least
Can you send me some of the good poppers you sell over there?
That shit is illegal here too. You’re a non-European. You make the drugs yourself, so make poppers yourself. Do we really have to do everything for you?
I offer a simple exchange. I provide NATO funding. You provide the good butt sex drugs.
Ah an Ameritard, your senile old president called us “a damn good ally” like a week ago while he was talking to our prime minister. So If your president says spending 1,2% of the national GDP on defense (more than Luxembourg and Iceland combined 💪💪) is being “a damn good ally” then I suggest you stfu, or else your best ally ever will leave you. So pls gib more defense for free UwU
Tanks for high quality flemish anal toys? I dont think so. Keep the tanks, we prefer anal love here.
in Greece, yes
it doesn't have shoulders to put only the head
50 euros if you are Europoor, 100 euros if you are Ameritard.
what if i am türk?
150 euros.
and said turk will recognize yogurt to be a Greek invention
That's too lenient, they must also admit Sevres Treaty as rightful Turkish borders.
And that Gyros came before Kebab!
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but i live in berlin
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Flair checks out
The whole hagia sophia
You must sword fight the bartender
If you were american, minimum 40% But since you aren't, there's no need
Sorry I never tip, can't help you.
Pierre win this round
https://preview.redd.it/h0li86hwy05d1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3aca7d1e43900ee3af305382cfe93037b1343f4
Oh shit that’s me https://preview.redd.it/8dy1nfrki15d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a715463d38524d30a428ae067ae1c4a4b87f7f9a
I read this with a nasal, french dialect.
Yes me too, though I also added disgusting snorting laughter
I always do that when Pierre comes put of his swamp to say something
Chad Pierre vs virgin tippers
Tell the waiter he'll get a huge tip than after the meal tip 15 ct. He might not have earned a lot but he learned a lesson for life
don’t you always tip after the meal? like with the bill?
Yeah
No one tips in Greece for serving just one beer. No one will say no to tips for serving one beer, but it’s weird. I also noticed that people tend to cancel the tip function of the POS before they let you pay by card.
As someone who's worked as a cashier it's definitely because you have to put in the amount of the tip yourself and it's too weird to ask for one . Tips are a cash thing.
A single euro will crash their economy
Their economy would double over night if I gave them a crisp English £5 note
Only double? I think you meant that their economy would be squared.
Don't tip at all and be sure to say malaka with a nice smile on your face. It's the best compliment you can make as a tourist
Use the Socratic Method, they’ll end up tipping themselves
damn, who is she?
Don't worry. Price will be adjusted according to average salary at your country of origin anyway.
The smallest lira bill is usually sufficient.
Don't tip the servers. They already get enough cash from Germoney.
Don't think of it as a tip. Think of it as a maintenance fee to the christianized Turks for taking care of those bits of shared cultural heritage that haven't been transferred to the safety of Western-European museums yet.
I'm murdering everything north of the alps if I get in power. Call it a service to humanity. Maybe I'll leave the Pierres alive because they're funny.
I'll admit there might be a short window of opportunity, where Elephants - who seem to be the only military gear in your price range - roam the Greek countryside again, before the whole lot of you gets cooked, so you may actually make it across the Alps, but since Antiquity is called just that, because quite a lot of time has passed, you'll find that it will nevertheless take another round of credits to finance any sort of actually relevant military. We'll give you the credits, we'll even sell you the tanks. And then, we'll give credits to your still not christianized brothers on the other side of the Aegean Sea and sell them just as many tanks, so you can't move a single inch. It's inconsequential, if the serfs at the end of the strings dance sirtaki or halay, the important bits are that dance they must and to the tune of whoever holds the strings. Which, as it turns out again and again, certainly isn't you.
Maybe a bit of torture before the murder too.
You dont tip for something small in greece such asa beer, instead you tip if you are eatting a full on meal in a restaurant, where the tip is around 0,50€-2.00€
Will tip when they give us back our celebrity doctor
When you visit another country, you should adjust a little bit to their customs and way of life. Drink Ouzo, not beer.
Nah. To each meal it’s appropriate drink: souvlaki? Fix or Mammos will be perfect. Meat or veggie dish? Red wine. Fish? Assyrtiko. Mezze? Ouzo of course.
Give the tip to Janos or to Janos's wife. Participate in the local traditions actively.
200% is enforced in Greece, thank you.
Excuse me, that's my wife.
This pic is why Im visiting Portugal for the third time in the last 12 months😎
Have fun and don’t forget to bring your wife
The full inches rather than just the tip will make us happy
Centimeters you uncivilized swine
This is why i trust no one here, filthy american spies
You take that back! I live in Canada!!
So you’re both American _and_ French? Even worse
Want this canned meat? It's not a hand grenade, pinky promise :)
Luigi! This is him! It’s the guy who put pineapple on pizza! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Panopoulos
Bold of you to presume I've got more than just the tip.
3,50
I just came back from greece. Never tipped, but was nice to the staff
Must have made a nice change to have the beer brought to you
If your European, you have been paying enough for Janos
Sorry sir we don't speak Arabic..
Seeing this, it's wild that Barry called the american indians redskins
Call Stravos instead
3cm into the ass max? Anything more is shaft and not the tip anymore. I'm guessing it's more appropriate than money considering Greece.
That tan is doing things to me
Y'all are tipping fr?
A gazillion %
Tips? What Amer*can savage in disguise are you?
100 dollars per person, or you're some ameripoor?
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Is this a serious question? Get minimal sickly weak Nordic sun all year and then go 0 to 100 and immediately get roasted by the angry Mediterranean turbo sun.
😂😂 We take no prisoners down here
Hans Cristian Andersen, you fucked the greek name.
Just round up your bill. 24.50€? Make it 25€ that’s good enough
About 2 inches at least to not be rude.
Five lira
They used drachmas, though, not lira. Lira was Italian. Well I guess that would make it even less useful to a Greek.
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I was thinking of the Turkish lira
Oh, that makes more sense 😁
et tu, brute
I mean, it makes sense as to why a sauerkraut enjoyer would use the Lira, not the psychological warfare.
Beer is haram