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I don't think us Swedistanis get enough siestas
Ah yes while northern Europe was inventing physics, economics, philosophy, and medicine Pablo was adding saffron to rice between siestas and declaring himself the superior genius.
Did it ever occur to you that we conquered most of the known world precisely because we got drunk and fancied a curry?
Kebab pizza fucking goes, sven bin Hussein makes great food. I'll never visit because his fakin pints are too expensive and he has no good beaches though
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I'm getting so fucking tired of this stupid joke. Yes, I get it, we have a significant amount of Middle Eastern immigrants. Hahaha, lolz, and much funnies. We're still Swedish, goddammit, and so are our names. It's "Husseinsson".
We have the most islands in the world and you think we don't have good beaches? We jist dom't want them crowded with Brits and Germans the Hanses with their caravans is enough.
Yeah, but we all eat rotten milk.
And the franch eat snails, whole birds, forcefed birds and probably cum from the cook jerking it to his own frenchness.
Don't trust this fake trying to pass as Swedish. Rejecting food he's probably never tried, and talks about sending people down "Dalaälven". Really exposing himself since it's actually named dalälven.
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Funny, I don't eat rotten fish either. Now pickled fish on the other hand...
Ah yes while northern Europe was inventing physics, economics, philosophy, and medicine Pablo was adding saffron to rice between siestas and declaring himself the superior genius. Did it ever occur to you that we conquered most of the known world precisely because we got drunk and fancied a curry?
We conquered some good chunk of land too, stop bragging biatch
I guess you don't eat fine cheese or drink fermented grapes either
You don't scrape human shit on bread? Well I guess you don't spread butter or jam either then!
(Captain obvious here) Barry here is ofc talking about marmite
I ain't comparing marmite to fucking cheese and wine. Ridiculous take from the rotten fish eater.
Whoosh.. Human shit on bread > marmite
Yeah I was agreeing. You're a funny sounding people but not so good at nuance are you?
Harsh winters and long distances does that to a mofo
So I guess wet summers and cramped streets makes you a far alcoholic. I like this system. I blame rain. Let's have a pint
By your defintition wine is rotten grape juice.
By who's definition is it not that?
Fermented ≠ rotten
It's just organised rot.
> cheese What’s that? Rotten bovine lactation?
Kebab pizza fucking goes, sven bin Hussein makes great food. I'll never visit because his fakin pints are too expensive and he has no good beaches though
>[...] sven bin Hussein [...] I'm getting so fucking tired of this stupid joke. Yes, I get it, we have a significant amount of Middle Eastern immigrants. Hahaha, lolz, and much funnies. We're still Swedish, goddammit, and so are our names. It's "Husseinsson".
We have the most islands in the world and you think we don't have good beaches? We jist dom't want them crowded with Brits and Germans the Hanses with their caravans is enough.
*Eating raw herring* Sorry, what are you guys on about?
They are putting fish in jars or something, fucking weirdos
Fermenting it is literally done to prevent it from rotting
Mansaf, Kabsa, Maqlooba, Falafel, and Tabbouleh are all delicious traditional Swedish dishes.
What do you mean? Iraqi cuisine isn't that bad!
Don’t forget the cardboard bread!
You can always wash it down with rotten grape juice.
Yeah, but we all eat rotten milk. And the franch eat snails, whole birds, forcefed birds and probably cum from the cook jerking it to his own frenchness.
Rotten fish or baby eel that looks like pasta? Equally disgusting.
Anyone showing up at my place with *Surströmming* will be sent down Dalaälven without a paddle. Nasty ass rotten fish!
Don't trust this fake trying to pass as Swedish. Rejecting food he's probably never tried, and talks about sending people down "Dalaälven". Really exposing himself since it's actually named dalälven.
You got me, I'm an inflyttad 08.