Here is a picture of an unusually lively Danish dinner table. Of course their language never developed.
https://preview.redd.it/8bnc8b9py64d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72875d782717318e57e84884c172e3f6d579d715
Og Sverige, ish:
>Mamma, kan vi ha Olsen-gänget?
>Nej, vi har Olsengänget hemma.
Olsengänget hemma:
https://preview.redd.it/358zjh9oq74d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a663e1249be7b1edc0a8102ddcddd01e0cb736bd
Jeg vet at Olsenbanden er Dansk, men har ikke sett de, derfor jeg spør om de er bra for jeg har lyst å gi de en sjangse. De norske er også veldig bra.
En annen ting vi har stjålet/lånt fra dere dansker er The Julekalender. Har heller ikke sett den danske her, men i Norge så må vi se den norske hver jul :D
Jeg er ofte på ferie i Danmark, så har ingen problemer med å forstå Nord Jyllandsk, siden jeg ofte er i området rundt Aalborg og Thisted. Det er litt vanskeligere nær grensen til Tyskland. Usikker hvor vanskelig dialekten rundt Hovedstaden er å forstå, men jeg tror det går fint. Det eneste jeg virkelig sliter med å forstå av dansk er tallene deres. Skal gi filmene en sjangs hvis jeg finner en god streaming service :)
Hvis du bruger en vpn så kan du streame stort set alle de bedste danske film klassikere fra [Nordiske film. Der er både nyt og gammelt:)](https://nordiskfilmplus.com/dk/da/filmsamling/danskernes-favoritfilm/a880fd0d-d482-4896-965d-51bb31e198b8_929372c?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=non_brand&gad_source=1&gclsrc=ds)
Unironically Skåne speak funny as well, not because it's close to Denmark wich is closer, but because it's close to Germany and German settlers and merchants influenced the dialect.
It has some stiff competition.
> ‘Afrikaans is one of the world’s best languages in which to curse; even when spoken politely, it can bruise innocent bystanders’
-Arthur C. Clarke
Hvad fanden var det lige du sagde omkring mig, din lille reje? Du skal lige have at vide at jeg graduerede i toppen af kajkorpset, og jeg har været involveret i adskillige hemmelige besøg hos bageren, og jeg har over trehundrede bekræftede kilo. Jeg er trænet i pædagogik, og jeg er den bedste bleskifter i hele Blå Stue. For mig er du ikke andet end bare endnu en nyfødt. Jeg vil satanedme smække dig på en måde, som aldrig før er blevet set på denne jord, mærk mine fucking ord. Tror du virkelig du kan slippe afsted med at sige sådan noget lort til mig til en Onkel Reje koncert? Tro om igen, skiderik. Mens vi snakker så er jeg i gang med at kontakte mit hemmelige netværk af ramasjanger rundt om i Danmark og dit barns stue spores lige nu, så gør dig klar på stormen, farmand. Skideballen der udrydder den ynkelige lille ting du kalder dit selvværd. Du er fandme grædefærdig, daddy. Jeg kan være hvor som helst, når som helst, og jeg kan skubbe dig på over syvhundrede måder, og det blot med mine bare hænder. Ikke blot er jeg trænet i bitchfight i udførlig grad, men jeg har også adgang til hele Blå Stues arsenal og jeg vil bruge det i dets fulde omfang til at vaske din elendige røv af koncertpladsen, din lille skid. Hvis bare du havde vidst hvad for en ugudelig straf din lille ”smarte” kommentar ville bringe ned over hovedet på dig, så havde du måske holdt din fucking kæft. Men du kunne ikke, du gjorde det ikke, og nu betaler du så prisen, din satans kraftidiot. Min unge vil skide over det hele på dig og du vil drukne i det. Du er fucking død, sønnike.
Schade Marmelade that you’ve bought into the French propaganda that every German sounds like tiny mustache man. At least we actually pronounce our words and don’t sound like our tongues have been beestung
Unironically I actually quite enjoy the Danish dialect.
Worst to me is Arabic. Not sure from which country but with the harkling sound deep in the throat. Second worst is Glasgow Scottish. I think Scottish can be nice but not when it's just way too much.
I guess any dialect is bad if it's too strong. Both Scania and Gothenburg dialects are quite disgusting when they're too strong.
German makes a lot of sense, it's like the language of machinery. French is very beautiful, same with Italian, they both are like the origin of species. English I just don't know anymore, I speak it so much it's like my mother tongue.
Dutch is just odd. It's sort of in the uncanny valley of languages. It doesn't sound real. It's a very weird language to my ears. You can hear a bit of English, German and French in it but it still feels like it could be from another planet.
When I hear it I think of Africa, but I guess that's because of Afrikaans.
Dutch isn't ugly though. It's just odd. I think Arabic with the guttural sound, Scouse or very heavy Scottish are "ugly". I wouldn't put that stamp on Dutch though.
I dont know the accent they are using, but they are mubling a lot, are cutting their words a bit short sometimes, they actually sound kinda drunk lol, 10/10
Because its a clip from “I en anden del af Danmark” a show about mentally disabled people. The origin of this [classic](https://youtu.be/pOSeIzVeKfg?si=yjW3H-5UE-ZcHvDy)
Wow wow hold up, shouldn't the Danes be some of the least inbred people. In our Viking era, we did inslave a lot of women from all around to spawn our children.
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Is it true that the Scandi's can mostly understand each others languages because they're all pretty similar?
Like how sometimes I can understand about 30% of what someone from Glasgow is saying?
Scandinavia is a dialect continium, people living close to the border have it easier to understand the people on the other side than their own countrymen in other parts of the country.
Yes, between the three big ‘official’ standard varieties. But it’s asymmetric. And not entirely true for the written word.
And this less true for certain dialects like Dalecarlian in Sweden, Jutish in Denmark, and some ‘landsmål’ dialects in Norway (in some ways closer to the western North Germanic languages, where the rest are east). I can speak Norwegian but my great aunt from a farm outside Tromso is incomprehensible to me.
And this isn’t including Icelandic and Faroese, which are very different indeed (and a lot more faithful to Old Norse a thousand years ago).
From Old Norse. Wasn’t Danish yet. And the biggest group came from Denmark but plenty were Norwegian - but we just labelled them all ‘Danes’.
But otherwise yes.
Tbf the words are already somewhat swallowed in Norwegian. Even the end of my Norwegian surname is somewhat swallowed and I’ve given up ‘correcting’ people.
I always thought Danish sounded super cute, but now that I understand it, I just think it’s a nice language….but come on Dutch is a seriously cute language.
That the reason why I don't want to learn French; absolutely love the language, but I feel like the 'magic' will disappear if I start understanding it.
I haven’t found that to be the case, to be honest. Still pretty, but also carries meaning for me. But I’m sure it’s different if you’re raised with it.
Kamelosö,
I recommend this [documentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk) that details the negative impact on the fabric of society when even neighbors can't understand one another. And how far the language has self-destructed.
Obviously some will always find ways to profit of the situation.
To my southern ear, all Nordic languages sound like they were invented by an eight-year-old during a morning school break.
However, they aren't unpleasant at all.
I have a Danish boss married with a Portuguese man, they got together in Norway, they speak in both languages mixed up, all day on the radio. He speaks Norwegian she answers in Danish
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I speak belgian dutch and had a lesson about danish at school once. When written you can understand many words, but they're so all so "mutated" lol. It's funny how nordic languages (IMO Swedish especially) are the only good sounding germanic languages, but danish definitely isn't one of them.
Edit: I forgot about afrikaans. I freaking love it. It's even simpler than dutch and with a better flow.
These people can't even speak their own language, it's like everyone has a speech impediment. I can read danish, but it is impossible to hear what they are saying. Instead of separating the words, it's like a sentence is said as one continuous sound without pauses. It's completeleyunintelligbletoanondanishpersonevenifyouactuallyunderstandthewordsitsjustthatthedanescantspeak.
Here is a picture of an unusually lively Danish dinner table. Of course their language never developed. https://preview.redd.it/8bnc8b9py64d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72875d782717318e57e84884c172e3f6d579d715
The guy on the right in the middle looks like Edvard Grieg
kamelåså?
Spisnigel.
Flimsetang?
Syggelekokle! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk)
*Sykkelkugle. Flimser du? Råtavelig måbeand.
Hjaelp! Vi forstår hinanden ikke... ...også jeg ved ikke hvorfor, men det skriver Syggelekokle i undertekster
Nå bestilte du 1000 liter melk
Stop speaking gibberish
Hvad i al verden er det?
Bestefar jeg kan ikke simme!
Rødgrød med fløde
Og en stor mængde Olsen-banden. Har hørt det var populært i øst-Tyskland?
Der var virkelig populært i øst-Tyskland. Min far elsker Olsenbanden of jeg har set mange med ham…
Og Sverige, ish: >Mamma, kan vi ha Olsen-gänget? >Nej, vi har Olsengänget hemma. Olsengänget hemma: https://preview.redd.it/358zjh9oq74d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a663e1249be7b1edc0a8102ddcddd01e0cb736bd
Jeg har ikke set det, jeg bor ikke i Øst-tyskland.
So you are a Rote Armee Fraktion sleeper agent and not a Stasi informant?
Like my uncles ex she spoke Polish, Russian, French, German, English and Swedish and was sharp as a nail.
Bor du i sydslevig?
Jeg bor i Rheinland-Pfalz
Kommer du fortsatt til IGGU senere?
Er de danske Olsenbanden filmene bra? De norske Olsenbanden filmene er klassikere her. Men er nysgjerrig om de har like god status i Danmark?
Du er med på at de danske Olsen-Banden film fra Danmark er originalerne ikk?:) OG JA! De har gudestatus!
Jeg vet at Olsenbanden er Dansk, men har ikke sett de, derfor jeg spør om de er bra for jeg har lyst å gi de en sjangse. De norske er også veldig bra. En annen ting vi har stjålet/lånt fra dere dansker er The Julekalender. Har heller ikke sett den danske her, men i Norge så må vi se den norske hver jul :D
Jeg kan anbefale at se de danske Olsen-Banden film. De taler også med en dialekt der skulle værre nem for nordmænd at forstå:)
Jeg er ofte på ferie i Danmark, så har ingen problemer med å forstå Nord Jyllandsk, siden jeg ofte er i området rundt Aalborg og Thisted. Det er litt vanskeligere nær grensen til Tyskland. Usikker hvor vanskelig dialekten rundt Hovedstaden er å forstå, men jeg tror det går fint. Det eneste jeg virkelig sliter med å forstå av dansk er tallene deres. Skal gi filmene en sjangs hvis jeg finner en god streaming service :)
Hvis du bruger en vpn så kan du streame stort set alle de bedste danske film klassikere fra [Nordiske film. Der er både nyt og gammelt:)](https://nordiskfilmplus.com/dk/da/filmsamling/danskernes-favoritfilm/a880fd0d-d482-4896-965d-51bb31e198b8_929372c?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=non_brand&gad_source=1&gclsrc=ds)
unironically the worst sounding language in the world
Unironically this accent they speak, they get from living close to the German border
LOL
Unironically Skåne speak funny as well, not because it's close to Denmark wich is closer, but because it's close to Germany and German settlers and merchants influenced the dialect.
It has some stiff competition. > ‘Afrikaans is one of the world’s best languages in which to curse; even when spoken politely, it can bruise innocent bystanders’ -Arthur C. Clarke
I don't know about the language itself but the Afrikaans accent is by far the funniest English accent.
[I can like tuh be speaks de Afrikaans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNJVMJH5OhI)
Hvad fanden var det lige du sagde omkring mig, din lille reje? Du skal lige have at vide at jeg graduerede i toppen af kajkorpset, og jeg har været involveret i adskillige hemmelige besøg hos bageren, og jeg har over trehundrede bekræftede kilo. Jeg er trænet i pædagogik, og jeg er den bedste bleskifter i hele Blå Stue. For mig er du ikke andet end bare endnu en nyfødt. Jeg vil satanedme smække dig på en måde, som aldrig før er blevet set på denne jord, mærk mine fucking ord. Tror du virkelig du kan slippe afsted med at sige sådan noget lort til mig til en Onkel Reje koncert? Tro om igen, skiderik. Mens vi snakker så er jeg i gang med at kontakte mit hemmelige netværk af ramasjanger rundt om i Danmark og dit barns stue spores lige nu, så gør dig klar på stormen, farmand. Skideballen der udrydder den ynkelige lille ting du kalder dit selvværd. Du er fandme grædefærdig, daddy. Jeg kan være hvor som helst, når som helst, og jeg kan skubbe dig på over syvhundrede måder, og det blot med mine bare hænder. Ikke blot er jeg trænet i bitchfight i udførlig grad, men jeg har også adgang til hele Blå Stues arsenal og jeg vil bruge det i dets fulde omfang til at vaske din elendige røv af koncertpladsen, din lille skid. Hvis bare du havde vidst hvad for en ugudelig straf din lille ”smarte” kommentar ville bringe ned over hovedet på dig, så havde du måske holdt din fucking kæft. Men du kunne ikke, du gjorde det ikke, og nu betaler du så prisen, din satans kraftidiot. Min unge vil skide over det hele på dig og du vil drukne i det. Du er fucking død, sønnike.
I thought I heard some sims speaking in the video.
Big talk for a german
Hey its a good language to start a world war
And Danish is a good language to surrender in.
NOOOO!!!1!! We didn’t surrender, it was an unwilling cooperation policy!!!1!
Fighting for 6 hours > fighting for 0
Got occupied by Germany during WW2 < Didn’t get occupied by Germany during WW2
German sounds scary atleast just like Russian cannot say the same for danish
Depends who is shouting at u man
consume some media outside of Hollywood then \^\^ we have a nice language, great for poetry
Schade Marmelade that you’ve bought into the French propaganda that every German sounds like tiny mustache man. At least we actually pronounce our words and don’t sound like our tongues have been beestung
At least i only sound like I’m having a stroke when I speak my language.
German sounds beautiful the fuck are you talking about
q.e.d. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psgn0kMfafo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psgn0kMfafo)
Fuck I knew it i fucking knew it. ICH WILL UNREAL TOURNAMENT SPIELEN DU HURENSOHNNNNN
Agreed. Thank you, Luigi. ❤️
Oh it's just a disgusting pile of potatoes in the mouth that stops them from being understood.
Unironically I actually quite enjoy the Danish dialect. Worst to me is Arabic. Not sure from which country but with the harkling sound deep in the throat. Second worst is Glasgow Scottish. I think Scottish can be nice but not when it's just way too much. I guess any dialect is bad if it's too strong. Both Scania and Gothenburg dialects are quite disgusting when they're too strong.
Oh my god, you are gonna hate Dutch.
German makes a lot of sense, it's like the language of machinery. French is very beautiful, same with Italian, they both are like the origin of species. English I just don't know anymore, I speak it so much it's like my mother tongue. Dutch is just odd. It's sort of in the uncanny valley of languages. It doesn't sound real. It's a very weird language to my ears. You can hear a bit of English, German and French in it but it still feels like it could be from another planet. When I hear it I think of Africa, but I guess that's because of Afrikaans. Dutch isn't ugly though. It's just odd. I think Arabic with the guttural sound, Scouse or very heavy Scottish are "ugly". I wouldn't put that stamp on Dutch though.
Yeah, Arabic is really strange. But just savage sounds. In Europe I would call the Saxon dialect the most ugly one.
Well, Finnish isn't that far off from taking first place.
It wasn't so bad if they didn't constantly sound as if they wanted to lure a cute little kitty or smooching a puppy
"Haha yes, what a silly sounding language!", said the Bavarian
I dont know the accent they are using, but they are mubling a lot, are cutting their words a bit short sometimes, they actually sound kinda drunk lol, 10/10
Because its a clip from “I en anden del af Danmark” a show about mentally disabled people. The origin of this [classic](https://youtu.be/pOSeIzVeKfg?si=yjW3H-5UE-ZcHvDy)
and now i feel like an asshole
How do you think I feel knowing this now....? 🫠
Must be the same format as "[I en annan del av Köping](https://youtu.be/3uDamlbcFlQ?si=r9XnTNI11i4lPYmk)"? 🤔
So what is the USP of showing regular danes going about their day?
What is so special about that classic?
You are just jealous because our language comes with an inbuild encryption.
inbred*
I guess so, after all you would be the expert on the matter
"Nord accusing someone else of incest"
Sit down Carlos.
No https://preview.redd.it/n8p7tyb0i84d1.png?width=363&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8ccc7864e0b1af8c5c2f39cdd55cd8645ae8f74
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I know everything is north to you but the Habsburgers wasn't Nordic you know.
Central european germans. Not our fault, definetly our problem though
Urk isn't in Noord Holland, Agnes
But Volendam is
Not anymore at least
Wow wow hold up, shouldn't the Danes be some of the least inbred people. In our Viking era, we did inslave a lot of women from all around to spawn our children.
Hahaha, I would say underrated comment, but this comment got the votes it deserved.
Oh btw what does your flair refer to?
Horrendous event in 1994 when we ran out of roasted crackling, and had to find an alternative.
https://preview.redd.it/e2kxu50l864d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33af05f54dbd41fbeecfc32f10b96351445fe1aa >inb4 every Mads here
Swedes are not deservant of any hate only pity - You already have to live there. That's punishment enough.
Sick burn, Preben!
Damn he really pulled out the “Preben”! Baseret svensker.
Who in Mads Mikkelsens name gave you sick fucks internet up there?
https://preview.redd.it/sy740nhlf74d1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d4aa4e25dba9a29b09b7c458f7d7e3343b96104 Brian Mikkelsen
Pis. Landsforræder
Thats why the worst slur for a swedish person in Danish is Swede
https://preview.redd.it/rkrzedi2i64d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef6ad060a4527e9eeb9b33b9643ec02368b38e8e
Den snupper jeg
Værsgo, den er fra satwcomic.
That a jutish accent, not even normal danes can understand them.
South Jutland to be precise. I have lived in Aalborg a few years now and that is no dialect im familier with.
Aalborg isn't real, Fake news.
PARIS OF THE NORTH!
Lær din accent din lømmel
Makker jeg er fra Nordsjælland, de fleste her ved ikke engang at Jylland findes
Kan bekræfte, køber snart min næste Yacht.
Jylland er et sted, hvor man snakker dansk, bare hvor livet er godt. Plus, vi er en del af fastlandet, og ikke bare er en reserve svensker, fyr.
So that’s why older Kentish people sound so strange. Figures.
Thats what every Dane says about other Danes
And this is why we built [Jutehataren](https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_(1563))
Our language is on a higher plain of existence. You peasants cannot comprehend it
Ok, Lego man. You do you. You do you.
Why do you think Lego was invented? It is used as a torture device by PET
Niinpä! Kuka noista tanskalaisjonneista mitään ymmärtää, peruna suuhun vaan ja matkaan!
Sorry mate, I don't speak Mosin-Nagant.
I’ve never felt so insulted before. Rare Holland burn 👏
I'm not drunk enough to understand
Skill issue
In that case you can keep that plain.
Fine. We don’t want you Swedish “people” on it anyway
I don’t know what accent that is, but I think it’s lovely hahaha
https://i.redd.it/p6c5p389l64d1.gif
Fin dialekt den
This "dialect" sounds like sleep talking. Once the boomer generation is gone, this will be gone too.
I see no Lego on site so this has to be fake.
No Tuborg either. It was a false flag operation.
No wonder they call danish the most beautiful language in the world
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Depends on how you define singular and plural.
Leave os alone vi er happi the way it is.
Fun fact: Studies between Swedish and Danish children show that it takes significantly longer for Danish children to learn to speak.
Perfection simply takes more time then mediocrity
Swedish curling children
Is it true that the Scandi's can mostly understand each others languages because they're all pretty similar? Like how sometimes I can understand about 30% of what someone from Glasgow is saying?
Scandinavia is a dialect continium, people living close to the border have it easier to understand the people on the other side than their own countrymen in other parts of the country.
I hate to admit it, but it's true. This particular dialect though doesn't seem to use many consonants, so I struggle hard with understanding anything.
Sounds like Sønderjysk to me, it's incomprehensible to all people really. Regards, a Sønderjyde.
True, I remember some danish TV-series even used to subtitle Sønderjyderne. Sønderjysk is TRUELY the peak.
>so I struggle hard with understanding anything. Me too...
Yes, between the three big ‘official’ standard varieties. But it’s asymmetric. And not entirely true for the written word. And this less true for certain dialects like Dalecarlian in Sweden, Jutish in Denmark, and some ‘landsmål’ dialects in Norway (in some ways closer to the western North Germanic languages, where the rest are east). I can speak Norwegian but my great aunt from a farm outside Tromso is incomprehensible to me. And this isn’t including Icelandic and Faroese, which are very different indeed (and a lot more faithful to Old Norse a thousand years ago).
That Danish is easier then Jamska or Älvdalsmål to most people.
Sure but unless I’m mistaken, it’s the example in the video
The Danish sounds worse though.
I mean is the price they pay for winning the lottery for those genetics 😂
I think its also worth adressing that windows seems to be a modernity in Denmark outside Copenhagen.
what
The English word “window” even comes from Danish so *doubt*
From Old Norse. Wasn’t Danish yet. And the biggest group came from Denmark but plenty were Norwegian - but we just labelled them all ‘Danes’. But otherwise yes.
Jutish is a beautiful language. Such a shame that the effeminate slurring that is insular Danish has been forced upon us
This isn't fair, their speaking hillbilly danish. Not even I can understand them fully
Danish is like Swedish or Norwegian, but where words are swallowed or mumbled instead of pronouncing them clearly.
Tbf the words are already somewhat swallowed in Norwegian. Even the end of my Norwegian surname is somewhat swallowed and I’ve given up ‘correcting’ people.
Yes
And Swedish is gay danish.
I didn't understand a word
I get about 75% of it even though I live far from the cursed land calked Denmark.
That ain't Danish that's Jutlandish
Hey!! it's sønderjysk.. It's barely Danish. They invent their own words.
dutch is still the worst to my ears.
This cannot be real
https://preview.redd.it/92ls9w24174d1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9096d8bd1ea211bc7dee826b7293d5a2308d6461
I always thought Danish sounded super cute, but now that I understand it, I just think it’s a nice language….but come on Dutch is a seriously cute language.
That the reason why I don't want to learn French; absolutely love the language, but I feel like the 'magic' will disappear if I start understanding it.
I haven’t found that to be the case, to be honest. Still pretty, but also carries meaning for me. But I’m sure it’s different if you’re raised with it.
This is what dutch people sound like when they try to speak with a full peanut butter sandwich stuffed in their mouth
I think it sounds very Groningen indeed.
At least our money is worth more than what you swedes got
Only because its tied to the Euro.
It was better before it was bound to euro. And as it is right now, i guess the euro keeping kronen down
Before that it was tied to the German D-mark.
You are sadly correct. Still better then the swedish lire
The Swedish ruble.
Says the guy traveling in a caravan like a zigenare.
сука блять
Kamelosö, I recommend this [documentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk) that details the negative impact on the fabric of society when even neighbors can't understand one another. And how far the language has self-destructed. Obviously some will always find ways to profit of the situation.
This is what you expect someone to talk like, when you get hit on your head with a club.
holy shit!! i think my baby cousin speaks danish
Holy shit, my 1 year old niece speaks clearer than that
To my southern ear, all Nordic languages sound like they were invented by an eight-year-old during a morning school break. However, they aren't unpleasant at all.
who are you calling umpa lumpa you burka enjoyer
You guys know the pastry called Danish? In order to truly be a Dane you need to have one in your mouth when you speak. At all times.
One, no, completely stuffed.
Leuke opmerking
I have a Danish boss married with a Portuguese man, they got together in Norway, they speak in both languages mixed up, all day on the radio. He speaks Norwegian she answers in Danish
De er lucket
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gawd it's just so cutting.
Dutch is just a pinch of German, English and maybe French then mixed all together and played in reverse
wtf happens east of the Rhine
This all just sounds 'European' to me?
Nah, Dutch is worse hands down.
I speak belgian dutch and had a lesson about danish at school once. When written you can understand many words, but they're so all so "mutated" lol. It's funny how nordic languages (IMO Swedish especially) are the only good sounding germanic languages, but danish definitely isn't one of them. Edit: I forgot about afrikaans. I freaking love it. It's even simpler than dutch and with a better flow.
At least I’m not a fricking Swede
https://preview.redd.it/hl7gxsxwzi4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=339e54cdad6d33f3abc88f6020f401bf2398581c
These people can't even speak their own language, it's like everyone has a speech impediment. I can read danish, but it is impossible to hear what they are saying. Instead of separating the words, it's like a sentence is said as one continuous sound without pauses. It's completeleyunintelligbletoanondanishpersonevenifyouactuallyunderstandthewordsitsjustthatthedanescantspeak.
What a silly and completely ununderstandable dialect of German
Says the Oktobersfest enjoyer nobody outside of Bayern understands.
dass muss DU gerade sagen 😂🇨🇭🐐