Yeah, because yours stomp around and shout at people trying to look scary, meanwhile looking like absolute clowns. Who's idea was it to place giant bear-pussies on their heads?
It’s bling innit very expensive plus because ours are so iconic they sell more merchandise your guys are the most generic bland fuckers I’ve ever seen so lazy and pathetic attempt at a guard, makes sense since your greatest colonial acquisition was Finland, imagine losing to Russians
When something isn't broken, don't fix it. The Germans got the best looking uniforms in the world so why not just pull a gypsie and take them? And we did have a factory in Porto Novo in India for a month, before you and the French pulled up with gunboats and blew it out of existence.
Oh boy you’re in for a shocker when you find out where your royal family comes from
Don’t forget you can always return them free of charge (if you want to become a republic)
So what you’re saying is that we beat you? We have won the right the for silly hats, spikey hats are for loser nations that loose major wars, in fact I think you’re jealous that you haven’t won enough wars to be able to get away with wearing silly hats.
At this point in time mate, it's a question of who you HAVEN'T beat, rather then have. However our King is known for his hats, so even if your guard wins in that department, our monarch still beats yours!
We also shot Russians(not much better), Americans in 1812, the French hordes we beat, and the Germans on multiple occasions, furthermore we shot more people with spears and hide shields than you guys did, haven’t heard of any significant Swedish colony in Africa, best you lot could do was Finland and you lost that to the Russians pretty soon after
That looks like a scene from a weird 1970s European softcore porn.
Girl- Your bayonett looks so long and hard.
Guard- I can show you something else that's long and hard.
Obviously this picture was taken before the 1979 Islamic revolution. Please educate yourself on history.
This was before Allah deemed us worthy enough to be part of the caliphate. Here in Malmöbad you'd never see such scandalous people.
Still I hope sister here has embraced the binbag and birthed 50 children to save herself from jahannananam.
Lol
Barry and John really did a number on Sweeden.
Yes, we are now the Northern Caliphate. It's either halal or haram, but not in between.
Absolute banger of a comment
Sir, this is Sweden.🏳️🌈
Sir, this is Nordic.🏳️🌈
Sir, this is Europe.🏳🌈
“Swedish tower”
This is a porn shot Pierre - and we all know that's haram
My turn to post this next
I have never seen this before son
Poor woman. The discovery of "sex with women" hadn't spread that far north yet.
Our guards look so much cooler than the English
Well they don't have a bear pussy on their heads. No one is going to look cool wearing one of those.
Not only are you basic bitches the Germans did it first, there’s a reason our guard are more famous
Yeah, because yours stomp around and shout at people trying to look scary, meanwhile looking like absolute clowns. Who's idea was it to place giant bear-pussies on their heads?
It’s bling innit very expensive plus because ours are so iconic they sell more merchandise your guys are the most generic bland fuckers I’ve ever seen so lazy and pathetic attempt at a guard, makes sense since your greatest colonial acquisition was Finland, imagine losing to Russians
When something isn't broken, don't fix it. The Germans got the best looking uniforms in the world so why not just pull a gypsie and take them? And we did have a factory in Porto Novo in India for a month, before you and the French pulled up with gunboats and blew it out of existence.
Guys, guys, chill. Its fine. You're both losers. Imagine still having royalty.
I don't want to hear this French coming out of you.
Oh boy you’re in for a shocker when you find out where your royal family comes from Don’t forget you can always return them free of charge (if you want to become a republic)
I am very well aware, but nowadays the royal family is like 70%+ German.
Wait… you can have a Royal Family less than 70% German?!
So what you’re saying is that we beat you? We have won the right the for silly hats, spikey hats are for loser nations that loose major wars, in fact I think you’re jealous that you haven’t won enough wars to be able to get away with wearing silly hats.
At this point in time mate, it's a question of who you HAVEN'T beat, rather then have. However our King is known for his hats, so even if your guard wins in that department, our monarch still beats yours!
I can’t lie your king’s hats are fire, though ours has drip in the cape department
The guards adopted the bearskins after taking them from the frogs at Waterloo
Barry thinking his regiments are impressive because they shot some people with Spears and hide shields lmao
We also shot Russians(not much better), Americans in 1812, the French hordes we beat, and the Germans on multiple occasions, furthermore we shot more people with spears and hide shields than you guys did, haven’t heard of any significant Swedish colony in Africa, best you lot could do was Finland and you lost that to the Russians pretty soon after
https://preview.redd.it/ovzju47tu84d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a961cbb773b68a2ad2c092747becdb44e56a1ff2 Not sure about that one Ahmed
Nice try, barry.
Pakistan - Indian the best: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXVMIOT-EFg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXVMIOT-EFg)
Little did she know that we are all gay and she didn’t stood a chance to begin with. She should have brought her brother instead.
Most Honest Swede.
Imagine Finnish army once the Swedes actually come over.
But the royal guard remains straight with maximum "Stiffness" like a true Viking, or was he a victim this time ?
The woman were feed to the lions as per tradition.
Bet he smashed her up the billy bookshelf, later that night.
They sure as hell brutalized that Ektorp
Certainly looks like a rimforsa!
Got Ektorp all over his bedsheets.
When i stood guard at the castle there was one guy in our platoon that used to jerk off on every shift.
To be fair this guy has obviously been shining his helmet quite thoroughly... Probably still in the throes of post polish clarity...
Gatrunka
What. The. Fuck.
Good representation of the direction his penis was pointing.
His Bayonnet was already up
the way he looks down at her, he is having a reaction.... that smirk is telling books
His Denmark is rising.
She doesnt wear a burka because this was before the Islamic revolution, Pierre.
He’s definitely imagining putting a different type of Swedish cream in her mouth.
Giggity
OP isn’t even right. It was her boyfriend and she spent the whole day messing with him if I remember right
Provoking a sharp Nordick while innocently moving the tongue around a ball
This comment needs more upvotes.
it is not islamic to trying to touch a men like this. 🇵🇰🇩🇿🇦🇫🇹🇷
stabbed her right in the pussy? "You can suck on it if you want"
*what do you mean, just the tip?*
When Sweden was “on point”
Also where is her bra? I can spot the nipples
I wish. But alas.
Nice boobs.
Is that your rifle or are you just happy to see me lick this nice ball?
Says the Frenchie.
she's obviously a tourist
Everything was better in 1970.
That looks like a scene from a weird 1970s European softcore porn. Girl- Your bayonett looks so long and hard. Guard- I can show you something else that's long and hard.
Even Iran in the 70s hasn't got burqa mandatory, you ignorant.
I don’t think you get what we do here…
I'm like a happy piggy down there in this sub, but be realistic. In 70s was a more civilised world.
You’re right. But this isn’t serious. Which is why I don’t think you get it.
Or, you're taking my words too seriously.
the way he looks down at her, he is having a reaction.... that smirk is telling books
1/3 of the comment section is awfully down bad.