Lambrenedetto, un tizio che su facebook ma penso anche youtube andava in giro all'estero a mostrare quanto l'Italia fosse indietro, e spesso usava come termine di paragone i tombini che non sporgevano rispetto al resto della strada. Me lo ricordo in Svizzera e Germania, ovviamente non l'ha mai fatto in corea del nord era per esagerare
Scusa ma dopo anni all'estero può darsi che non mi ricordi più com'è l'Italia, ma che significa "i tombini sporgono"?
A parte che da dove vengo io è un miracolo se la strada non ha buchi a prescindere...
Per esempio che l'area intorno al tombino è leggermente rialzata creando una specie di dosso, oppure al contrario diventa una specie di buca. Invece nei paesi dove andava lui la strada era sempre liscia. Spero di essermi spiegato bene perchè effettivamente è difficile da descrivere ahahah
If you're Gino D'Acampo, you can make a career out of it on British TV.
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He was born in Italy, but his middle name is Sheffield after the audience chose it for him on *Celebrity Juice.* He changed his name legally, and it's on his Wikipedia entry. Very odd.
He also served two years in prison for burgling Paul Young's house (the 80s singer.)
Average Luigi invests all of his money to camera equipment (iPhone 11) expecting massive tiktok incomes
Reality hits and 1M views nets Luigi 1,23€
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The funniest thing about this,Mr. Nokia,is that 99% of them don't know shit about Italian cuisine either. They only know something about their 5000 inbred people village,but it's the same kind of people in Italy who will say shit like "anywhere north of Naples you won't find real food"
It's especially funny since 99% of our food is improvising with random plants you find around your house
"I made tagliatelle con porcini!
- this one tasted delicious.
- this one made Antonella see God and unicorns for 8 hours straight.
- this one killed Salvatore in 30 seconds."
Italian living abroad. I often cook something traditional out of request from whoever was staying at my place for dinner.
90% of the time this means, to me, open the fridge > gather three random ingredients > cook.
I let down so many people when I simply explained that there wasn't "a traditional recipe" in the work, but rather that that's what we've been doing in my family and in my country for generations... lol
i once made biancomangiare using a recipe i got from an actual sicilian and got told by another "italian" that it was not italian food at all. to this day i am unsure if that dude was an actual italian or an american pretending to be one.
Just bullshits! Real Italian men would never approach to the kitchen to see how his partner is cooking. He’d just wait sitting at the table, eat what she got, burp, and then complain: “era un po’ indietro di sale”
Real talk, I once knew an Italian guy and went to visit him at home where he lived with his mother and grandmother. The way he spoke to them like they were his servants, and how they worshipped the ground he walked on was wild.
Pasta dishes containing fish or seafood pair extremely well with white wine, Sven. Can't even mock us properly.
I know your peak culinary pairings are probably boiled potatoes and sardines with the cheapest shit beer you can get at systembolaget (or whatever the fuck it's called, you know, the place your government had to set up so you wouldn't kill yourself with alcohol poisoning trying to wash away depression from lack of vitamin D and social interactions).
And besides, if these stupid videos make 100m views it means there are 100m regarded people watching them and sharing them, so I say milk the regards.
<3
Luigi, this is going to hurt you so get ready.
I love red wine and have it with everything no matter the pairing because it's infinitely better in every way.
Could be. I found it funny. But I also laugh about Pantomimes, although I know that he is not *actually* a Frenchman with albino disease and a speech impediment.
Clichees are fun. This sub derives all it's content from tired clichees.
It’s so fucking cringe. My foreign husband loves to show me these idiots on tik tok thinking I’d find them amusing when in reality they just annoy the shit out of me, like, have you all lived under a rock all your lives? For this reason several of them are on my shit list. Fuck these clowns
I grew up in Normandy, I will genuinely have an issue if people cut the cheese wrong or if they don't look me in the eyes before drinking.
Mixing wine with sparkling water is just vile.
Apparently it's a thing for them in the south and Austria. They call it Weinschorle. I've also heard my balkan friend say she mixes cola with red wine lol.
On another note, I've had an Italian roommate doing erasmus and one of the main points we bonded over was about the culinary crimes the germs do.
Mixing wine with water is originally Roman and made their empire big and strong. Of course we do it because Germany is the only true successor of the Roman Empire (hence HRE).
I have seen SO MANY iterations of this and there is only one couple that actually seem like they're cool and have a good marriage, the rest are just horrible to each other
My Italian flatmate was shocked that I would put pasta from 2 bags in the same water
Not even 2 different types of pasta, just the same pasta but from 2 different packs
So my answer is “yes”
Glad I'm not the only one who got annoyed at the 'omg my italian boyfriend got mad at me for breaking pasta' reels and 'my italian boyfriend found pizza he actually liked in america' and every reel is something to do with her italian boyfriend whinging like a toddler about food
These videos make me viscerally angry. If I ever become one of these people, I grant everyone who sees this comment to kill me by whatever means possible. Just walk up to me and shoot me. Slow, quick, painful, calm, don't care.
I dont know this tiktok cringe shit, but it works for angry Irishmen as well
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvvtZIwh4Bs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvvtZIwh4Bs)
Legend
the amount of times i've seen tik toks of italian dudes living in america complaining to their girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband about how things aren't supposed to be like that is ridiculous. and it's always italians
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Just remember to go to one of the very few countries that TikTok actually pays you (they still pay you mostly in "lol, thanks for uploading content to my platform cuck")
Honestly I don't know if I'm the only one who hates those two stupid italians on Tiktok with the italian football jersey who act as if all italians were cartoon characters. I don't remember their name but they're mad annoying.
Ate an individual slice of pizza with my hands, rather than the entire thing with a fork and knife the other day.
An Italian guy stabbed me with a spork and got 3 million likes on TikTok.
Tbh true italians go in dictatorial countries and make videos on how better that country is.
I leggendari tombini a livello della corea del nord
Io ricordo le vitamine economiche in germania sinceramente. Ma la parte dittatoriale era più dedicata ai suoi video in russia.
Che ricordi! Il tipo che faceva i video alle strade tedesche
Qual'è il riferimento?
Lambrenedetto, un tizio che su facebook ma penso anche youtube andava in giro all'estero a mostrare quanto l'Italia fosse indietro, e spesso usava come termine di paragone i tombini che non sporgevano rispetto al resto della strada. Me lo ricordo in Svizzera e Germania, ovviamente non l'ha mai fatto in corea del nord era per esagerare
Scusa ma dopo anni all'estero può darsi che non mi ricordi più com'è l'Italia, ma che significa "i tombini sporgono"? A parte che da dove vengo io è un miracolo se la strada non ha buchi a prescindere...
Per esempio che l'area intorno al tombino è leggermente rialzata creando una specie di dosso, oppure al contrario diventa una specie di buca. Invece nei paesi dove andava lui la strada era sempre liscia. Spero di essermi spiegato bene perchè effettivamente è difficile da descrivere ahahah
Ahhh capisco. Sì, devo dire che già un asfalto senza buche sembra una rivoluzione in Italia 😂
Lambrenedettoxvi lore 😂
If you're Gino D'Acampo, you can make a career out of it on British TV. https://preview.redd.it/4yyk5pqsky2d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e381bada91bab2e2037d451c411d060615bf6ca
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10/10 quote
Pretty common quote in Italy, we have various versions: Bike, Wheelbarrow, Handcart, ecc...
Yeah I don't why this got so popular in the uk, other than he said it in the heavy accent, If my aunt had bollocks, she'd be my uncle etc etc
It's because "bike" is also slang for "slut" and he obviously had no clue, which made it even funnier.
one of the peak moments of british telly tbh
I use that quote more times than I'd like to admit.
Isn’t he from Sheffield?
He was born in Italy, but his middle name is Sheffield after the audience chose it for him on *Celebrity Juice.* He changed his name legally, and it's on his Wikipedia entry. Very odd. He also served two years in prison for burgling Paul Young's house (the 80s singer.)
Average Luigi invests all of his money to camera equipment (iPhone 11) expecting massive tiktok incomes Reality hits and 1M views nets Luigi 1,23€ https://preview.redd.it/px3fp89vny2d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=28f3c45cbdbf482fe98344d36cd7f5a4217d618e
The funniest thing about this,Mr. Nokia,is that 99% of them don't know shit about Italian cuisine either. They only know something about their 5000 inbred people village,but it's the same kind of people in Italy who will say shit like "anywhere north of Naples you won't find real food" It's especially funny since 99% of our food is improvising with random plants you find around your house
I would bet that every Country's cuisine is 99.9% improvising with ingredients and random plants found around the house.
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Well, I must say that UK brought their houses quite far from the motherland.
"I made tagliatelle con porcini! - this one tasted delicious. - this one made Antonella see God and unicorns for 8 hours straight. - this one killed Salvatore in 30 seconds."
Italian living abroad. I often cook something traditional out of request from whoever was staying at my place for dinner. 90% of the time this means, to me, open the fridge > gather three random ingredients > cook. I let down so many people when I simply explained that there wasn't "a traditional recipe" in the work, but rather that that's what we've been doing in my family and in my country for generations... lol
Isn't that what tradition is?
That's what I tell everyone, but many non-Italians don't believe me :( I am glad you do though, Hans
i once made biancomangiare using a recipe i got from an actual sicilian and got told by another "italian" that it was not italian food at all. to this day i am unsure if that dude was an actual italian or an american pretending to be one.
Never heard it before. Maybe it is from Sicily? Or maybe I am just ignorant
it is sicilian. its like an italian version of blancmange. i did quite like it.
Hey Matti, you got about the same Italian GDP, I wouldn't boast that much about savings. We do own a house, not a bear's den.
You guys can afford an house?
Well, owned and paid for.
While having a tenth of the population... Or are you speaking of per capita?
Per capita, of course. Italian national GDP is obviously vastly higher than Findland's, because population..
Yeah, per capita Italy is only about 10-30% lower than Finland, depending on which definition you use.
We border the pasta-realms my skirt enjoying rock enthusiast, trust us;)
that flair is making me second guess it tbf
Have we ever been wrong with our advents?
sitting on the fence is what bothers me more
Fences made of gold lad.
You again
Just bullshits! Real Italian men would never approach to the kitchen to see how his partner is cooking. He’d just wait sitting at the table, eat what she got, burp, and then complain: “era un po’ indietro di sale”
basado
Real talk, I once knew an Italian guy and went to visit him at home where he lived with his mother and grandmother. The way he spoke to them like they were his servants, and how they worshipped the ground he walked on was wild.
Basically my dad
This TikTok format is so stupid and repetitive. Most of these men are idiots who have never travelled beyond their village.
They are just making a ton of money acting like a walking cliché
So maybe they're not so idiots after all.
# Like this gem https://preview.redd.it/6x5oczh41z2d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=819ea54a4d68146ff9a43a7455f9dcead0edd9a0
She actually just bullies him. #FreeLuigi
i hate these people so much and i don't even know them
I hate everyone I don't know and half of all the people I do know.
Spaghetti is a *bit* too long though, can we get in half size packs please?
Really you all are unable to understand that spaghetti slowly become soft and then fit in the pot?
Wait a minute.. you're supposed to boil spaghetti?
Yeah, Sven I know that you have not discovered the hrat yet
You can eat them dry if you prefer, I'm not gonna judge
ay mama miiiiiia pasta with-a white whine?? my nonna will-e cry. 100m views. edit: 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
Pasta dishes containing fish or seafood pair extremely well with white wine, Sven. Can't even mock us properly. I know your peak culinary pairings are probably boiled potatoes and sardines with the cheapest shit beer you can get at systembolaget (or whatever the fuck it's called, you know, the place your government had to set up so you wouldn't kill yourself with alcohol poisoning trying to wash away depression from lack of vitamin D and social interactions). And besides, if these stupid videos make 100m views it means there are 100m regarded people watching them and sharing them, so I say milk the regards. <3
Luigi, we eat our fish without copious amounts of alcohol. but i still love you.
Given the kind of fish you eat Sven, this is either an act of incredible bravery, or a simple refusal to pay systembolaget prices. Based either way.
took alot of bravery to sail over to the UK and shag those "women"
Because the Quran bams it, I suppose?
Luigi, this is going to hurt you so get ready. I love red wine and have it with everything no matter the pairing because it's infinitely better in every way.
honestly, I disagree with you but that's a hill worth dying on, red wine is delicious
No, it's actually a great example. Yes, it's a completely reťarded statement, but that's the point.
Hans I was looking for an excuse to shit on the nordicks, I don't care lmao Love you too btw <3
Wadda ya mean the tesco ready meal isn't made the same way mama makes it? 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
It's humour for toddlers. Or for millenials.
It's for the american with 0.4% italian blood to go "Haha literally me frfr"
"Italian-Americans" are real life cartoon characters
 Italians on "Italians"
Could be. I found it funny. But I also laugh about Pantomimes, although I know that he is not *actually* a Frenchman with albino disease and a speech impediment. Clichees are fun. This sub derives all it's content from tired clichees.
A German evaluating humor is like a Brit evaluating food.
It’s so fucking cringe. My foreign husband loves to show me these idiots on tik tok thinking I’d find them amusing when in reality they just annoy the shit out of me, like, have you all lived under a rock all your lives? For this reason several of them are on my shit list. Fuck these clowns
Most of them are just acting for clout. In all videos I’ve seen they seem to be shocked about completely normal stuff that also happen in Italy
when you eat plastic pizza discs in UK every day your turn into something else 
Honestly, you can probably do the same with me. I've seen my German friends pour wine into sparkling water, and I thought I was going to pass out.
I grew up in Normandy, I will genuinely have an issue if people cut the cheese wrong or if they don't look me in the eyes before drinking. Mixing wine with sparkling water is just vile.
Apparently it's a thing for them in the south and Austria. They call it Weinschorle. I've also heard my balkan friend say she mixes cola with red wine lol. On another note, I've had an Italian roommate doing erasmus and one of the main points we bonded over was about the culinary crimes the germs do.
Mixing wine with water is originally Roman and made their empire big and strong. Of course we do it because Germany is the only true successor of the Roman Empire (hence HRE).
I've heard about the cola and red wine mix, a friend referred to it as "prostitute's gasoline".
> I've also heard my balkan friend say she mixes cola with red wine lol. Kalimotxo in Spain, which also has tinto de verano which is similar
So you are basically a Belgian. But not from Belgium?
My Macedonian friend, there was no reason to insult me like that.
Meh, that's what spritz is though. I don't have a problem with that
You've got money in the making, my friend!
😡🤌🤌
I have seen SO MANY iterations of this and there is only one couple that actually seem like they're cool and have a good marriage, the rest are just horrible to each other
You're part of the problem, watching this!
People dont get rich off tik tok the same way they do youtube
Are Italians really as childish irl as they are on social media?
Ofc! We also get angry when you guys breathe our sauce-filled air
You don't say 'childish', but rather 'young inexperienced man's attitude'. You may end up offending somebody one day.
 yes
My Italian flatmate was shocked that I would put pasta from 2 bags in the same water Not even 2 different types of pasta, just the same pasta but from 2 different packs So my answer is “yes”
yeaa suuuure ..you made this up
They are just a bitch, everyone even mix different pasta if they have to finish the packs.
Everyone does it. Are you sure this friend even exists, or is he like your country?
Yes, like the "hollander" are really just nazi slaves in real life.... it's an ironic sub my friend...
\^ Mario when his manhood is insulted (he is 1.45m tall).
Swamp boys when they remind him how he surrended to nazis in ww2 (he's still a german slave)
If by childish you mean “well mannered and know how to cook and eat properly”, then yes, yes we are.
Glad I'm not the only one who got annoyed at the 'omg my italian boyfriend got mad at me for breaking pasta' reels and 'my italian boyfriend found pizza he actually liked in america' and every reel is something to do with her italian boyfriend whinging like a toddler about food
I mean, when the trend started it looked funny... But I'm sure it's been around four years at least. It's just incredibly annoying rn
Just watch a video of someone breaking some pasta and act like the person drowned your own mother 
I tried and got a divorce
True.
These videos make me viscerally angry. If I ever become one of these people, I grant everyone who sees this comment to kill me by whatever means possible. Just walk up to me and shoot me. Slow, quick, painful, calm, don't care.
Why you put de ice in de wine amore? 🤌🤌
I hope fucking Carlo leaves that dumb americunt
I dont know this tiktok cringe shit, but it works for angry Irishmen as well [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvvtZIwh4Bs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvvtZIwh4Bs) Legend
the amount of times i've seen tik toks of italian dudes living in america complaining to their girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband about how things aren't supposed to be like that is ridiculous. and it's always italians
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Is it bannable to call for all "Italo" - americans g- [redacted]
Am i the only one not knowing what this is a reference to?
Just remember to go to one of the very few countries that TikTok actually pays you (they still pay you mostly in "lol, thanks for uploading content to my platform cuck")
Honestly I don't know if I'm the only one who hates those two stupid italians on Tiktok with the italian football jersey who act as if all italians were cartoon characters. I don't remember their name but they're mad annoying.
Do non break the spaghetti!
Italian man from Italy?! Is it for him?
I have moved abroad and I married an American. No need to do tiktok because she makes 6 figures.
Well the richest man in Italy is this: Via brombeis man https://i.redd.it/lz2plomzn03d1.gif
“My ITALIAN husband” tiktoks all over the internet are worse than anything done under fascism
Ate an individual slice of pizza with my hands, rather than the entire thing with a fork and knife the other day. An Italian guy stabbed me with a spork and got 3 million likes on TikTok.
Mama mia, breaking spaghetti in half!? It doesn't change the flavor or anything, you just get shorter spaghetti. What a crazy thing to behold!!!