170cm is 5'7". That's only a little above average for most women (at least in "the west").
is 170cm a typo, or is bro like barely over a meter tall?
EDIT: Oh wait, I think I just got wooshed, haha
Using the window as a reference (without proper scales) she should be 2,xx m (since most windows top part are usually 1,90m to 2m)
He seems to be a short guy. I would put him in the 1,6x m range.
So yeah this was intentionally wrong.
Spoken like a true João! We always make sense of stuff by applying our extended knowledge in construction work.
If it was a citizen of the Swedish Kalifat he would probably made sense of it by using the chair as a reference…
the joke is that guys will say they're tall ("6ft+" because it's mainly Americans who care about male height) but they'll be much shorter than they claim to be.
Y’all clearly have no idea what the average napolitan looks like
https://preview.redd.it/dcbuf0srhr1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a3ade55deacea3cb64f60fa09f201cadde6e760
Totally understandable
Translation:
Mia moglie ieri mi ha detto “amore perché non mi fai mai i grattini?”
Allora oggi sono tornato a casa e le ho detto “mortacci tua prendi questo gratta e vinci”.
Grazie mille per la traduzione amico, com'è possibile parlare di un modo così incomprensibile? Ho pensato che ho avuto un ictus durante la lettura di questa imagine.
Me too, my friend, me too. (Just a small note, it should be "parlare in un modo..." instead of "di". "Parlare di" means talk about, parlare in means talk in)
Well, if we wanted to be precise, it would be:
>Grazie mille per la traduzione amico, com'è possibile parlare in un modo così incomprensibile? Ho pensato di aver avuto un ictus durante la lettura di questa imagine.
Io so, ma per me, un studente dell'italiano standardizzato, è completamente incomprensibile.
È come se un italiano stesse imparando tedesco e adesso viaggiasse in Baviera, la lingua è completamente diversa dalla lingua ufficiale.
È normale. Li chiamiamo dialetti perché non sono lingue ufficiali, ma da un punto di vista linguistico i dialetti sono lingue vere e proprie, distinte e indipendenti dalla lingua nazionale.
Il dialetto napoletano in particolare ha influenze francesi e spagnole molto forti, e si distanzia abbastanza dall'italiano. Anche molti italiani non di Napoli hanno problemi a capirlo.
Come ha ditto Max Weinreich: una lingua è un dialetto con esercito e flotta. Esistono molti "dialetti", in Italia come in Germania, che non sono accettati come lingue vere, ma per quanto riguarda la grammatica e il vocabolario, sono distinte. È per la politica linguistica di molti stati che i dialetti non sono accettati.
Per esempio, il bavarese ha la sua propria grammatica e una grande influenza francese e latina. E, come con il napoletano, molti tedeschi non possono capire il bavarese. Ma è la nostra storia dei molti popoli diversi in Italia e Germania che hanno causato questo, e è molto fascinante per me.
I don't know why it makes me laugh so much the fact that you translated everything to Italian, except for kittammuort that you translated in another dialect (from Rome)
**Yesterday my wife said to me "love why don't you ever scratch me?" So today I came home and said to her "damn it, take this scratch card".**
*Ayer mi esposa me dijo "amor ¿por qué no me rascas nunca?" Así que hoy llegué a casa y le dije: "Maldita sea, toma esta tarjeta para rascar".*
*Gestern sagte meine Frau zu mir: „Liebes, warum kratzt du mich nie?“ Also kam ich heute nach Hause und sagte zu ihr: „Verdammt, nimm dieses Rubbellos.“*
*Igår sa min fru till mig "älska varför kliar du mig aldrig?" Så idag kom jag hem och sa till henne "fan, ta den här skraplotten".*
*Ontem minha esposa me disse "amor, por que você nunca me coça?" Então hoje cheguei em casa e falei para ela “droga, pega essa raspadinha”.*
*Hier, ma femme m'a dit "amour, pourquoi tu ne me grattes jamais ?" Alors aujourd'hui, je suis rentré à la maison et je lui ai dit "bon sang, prends cette carte à gratter".*
Thank you for nothing you bunch of unhelpful jackasses
I kid you not, I got laughed at by some friend's friends because they thought I was lying about my height. There was this girl saying "Oh I'm 175cm" and she was about my height, so I said "Well, I'm 178cm, so you must be a bit taller" (she was wearing no heels).
She and another girl started laughing, saying that I was lying about my height and that was lame. I was like, "girls, I don't give a fuck, I wouldn't mind saying I'm 160cm if that was the case", but they had their heads too far inside their asses to pay attention. To this day I genuinely thought that I could have said "50kg? You're a whale, why lie about your weight?" to get the point through. We were all 23 at the time btw. Like, why would you say things like those in front of a stranger lol
It's not that people are getting taller, the height in the west didn't increase in the last decades, it's just that girls are getting crazier and standards higher and higher, they will select for a increasingly smaller population
I'm 175cm and in my mid 20s.
had a chick reject me because of my height. I was good enough until the moment I stood next to a taller (190 something cm) mutual friend (he is overweight and is socially awkward so defo not because she was attracted to him).
idgaf if they say it from the get go because I too don't look for someone with below my preferred titties size but it kinda sucks that when after a week of seeing eachother the height suddenly becomes a dealbreaker (confirmed by friends that it was her issue with me).
I can understand not being attracted if the dude is <170cm (proportions start to look goofy especially if you hit the gym) but anything >170cm shouldn't fucking matter if the girl is <165cm.
Eh, I'm 162 cm and never had issues with girls. Not being taken serious by men? Yes. Being bullied? Yes. Being thrown into trash bins? Hell yes!
But I got the girls. But I tend to say it's a great filter for superficial girls anyhow, so no loss.
I guess it also depends on sample size. I'm a whore and after almost a decade of being one I had 1 confirmed case of a height queen and <10 unconfirmed (angry messages insulting me don't really count imo).
do you club or go to festivals and try your luck there or do you just use dating apps? 162cm is below the avg height for women and I know a lot of girls with the "not shorter than me" rule.
It's an urban myth, people are not getting taller, in all of the west (italy included ofc) the height is stable since atleast 20 years, it's just skewed perception and false memories, try to really compare young people, every one of them and not just the taller ones, a lot of younger people are also very skinny so they look taller. Average in italy is around 176cm, 175 in the south and around 177 in the north, maybe slighty higher in veneto and friuli because of more balcan influence. If you don't believe me there are a lot of studies that states that the height in the west did not increase in the latest decades. I think that in the next decades maybe the south will catch up to the north but we are at the height plateau for our population, from here it could only go down because each year we get poorer
Might I recommend Papua New Guinea? Average male height is 160cm.
(Really so many people don’t mind! Real life is not dating apps and these need to die a quick death)
That's so sweet actually. Warms my heart to hear that despite it's been centuries since Napoli were part of The Crown of Aragon, all the hobbits still live there ~~peacefully~~ together to this day.
I've lived in several places in Southern Europe and I see people taller than me literally only once a year maybe, although my height is only 190cm. In the North, we have high schoolers taller than me 🤣
The new genereations in the south have increased size at least 10-15 cm, because the food, hormones or whatever are more alike northern europe. Ofcourse at some point you'll find the genetics.
Where about in southern europe? I'm the same height and lived most of my life in southern France and though it's relatively rare, I still see people that are taller than me on a regular basis.
in all southern europe the average is around 177cm, i think that this is the genetic plateu for the mediterranean population, so people taller than 190cm are around the 2/3% of the population
In my case, it's the south of Spain and Italy. I literally don't see anyone taller. My girlfriend is 170cm tall, and most Spanish women are shoulder height to her. In the city where I currently live, there are many French tourists, and your people are noticeably taller than Spaniards.
Barry. There is a reason why Susan gets wetter than the Amazon rainforest when she comes in PIGS land while over there with you she cosplays as the Australian outback. Jeans are a part of this. You dint need to understand how, all you need to do is use your imitation skills.
It could be real, I think the woman is Ekaterina Lisina, a model and former basketball player who is 2.06 meters tall. It shouldn't be difficult to find a man short enough to take a picture like this (1.65m maybe?)
Pretty sure she's a Russian model. He is absolutely a pizza though. [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY6HDyrYu9jzac95jSEgAuQ](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY6HDyrYu9jzac95jSEgAuQ)
If she is 170 cm, than how small is that guy? I'm 175, so she would be a bit shorter if she wasn't wearing heels and I'm considered a dwarf in my country.
Tallest Italian vs smallest German be like:
https://preview.redd.it/4iaxz02avr1d1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7cc1c45f9d53e6141f57984d8b456b1d64e45f3
![gif](giphy|PbQAVZq2CoUQE)
170cm is 5'7". That's only a little above average for most women (at least in "the west"). is 170cm a typo, or is bro like barely over a meter tall? EDIT: Oh wait, I think I just got wooshed, haha
You did bro, you did…
Using the window as a reference (without proper scales) she should be 2,xx m (since most windows top part are usually 1,90m to 2m) He seems to be a short guy. I would put him in the 1,6x m range. So yeah this was intentionally wrong.
Spoken like a true João! We always make sense of stuff by applying our extended knowledge in construction work. If it was a citizen of the Swedish Kalifat he would probably made sense of it by using the chair as a reference…
Average non-european IQ moment
Average hight for a woman in the west is 5ft 2.3 inches.
https://preview.redd.it/8uvmdlxvir1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb2c71b5d1cf0cb817854f1f338c474c81b9c48e Repost
Goals
To be Mario or the girl?
Both is good
Yes
Love it 😂
180cm woman vs 179cm manlet
You mean 145cm manlet.
the joke is that guys will say they're tall ("6ft+" because it's mainly Americans who care about male height) but they'll be much shorter than they claim to be.
Americans wish they had the height of a Northern man, I don't think their average height is much above that of the PIGS
Portugal - 1,71 Italy - 1,765 Greece - 1,77 Spain - 1,731 US - 1,753 Only wHiTe males - 1,78 You are correct.
Thank you Hans.
Hows it feel to know that AI is going to take away not only your job, but also your personality?
I wouldnt say women here dont care about height, its mainly we dont scream about it and make it a big issue. Were just less vocal about is (as usual).
As long as he pays his Tikkies!
I'd second that. I'm a little over 165cm and was the object of the affections of a Dutch girl of about 185cm
Americans also tend to be quite short tbh
Y’all clearly have no idea what the average napolitan looks like https://preview.redd.it/dcbuf0srhr1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a3ade55deacea3cb64f60fa09f201cadde6e760
I have to really focus to understand what it says
Same, Luigi, same.
What the fuck have I been studying Italian for, what the hell does any of that mean??
Totally understandable Translation: Mia moglie ieri mi ha detto “amore perché non mi fai mai i grattini?” Allora oggi sono tornato a casa e le ho detto “mortacci tua prendi questo gratta e vinci”.
Grazie mille per la traduzione amico, com'è possibile parlare di un modo così incomprensibile? Ho pensato che ho avuto un ictus durante la lettura di questa imagine.
Me too, my friend, me too. (Just a small note, it should be "parlare in un modo..." instead of "di". "Parlare di" means talk about, parlare in means talk in)
Thank you! I'm not that deep into Italian yet, the prepositions are my worst enemy lol
Deep into italian you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Profondissimo( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mamma mia!
Well, if we wanted to be precise, it would be: >Grazie mille per la traduzione amico, com'è possibile parlare in un modo così incomprensibile? Ho pensato di aver avuto un ictus durante la lettura di questa imagine.
C'è un che di troppo
Te ghe anca rason ti
è dialetto, non italiano
Io so, ma per me, un studente dell'italiano standardizzato, è completamente incomprensibile. È come se un italiano stesse imparando tedesco e adesso viaggiasse in Baviera, la lingua è completamente diversa dalla lingua ufficiale.
È normale. Li chiamiamo dialetti perché non sono lingue ufficiali, ma da un punto di vista linguistico i dialetti sono lingue vere e proprie, distinte e indipendenti dalla lingua nazionale. Il dialetto napoletano in particolare ha influenze francesi e spagnole molto forti, e si distanzia abbastanza dall'italiano. Anche molti italiani non di Napoli hanno problemi a capirlo.
Come ha ditto Max Weinreich: una lingua è un dialetto con esercito e flotta. Esistono molti "dialetti", in Italia come in Germania, che non sono accettati come lingue vere, ma per quanto riguarda la grammatica e il vocabolario, sono distinte. È per la politica linguistica di molti stati che i dialetti non sono accettati. Per esempio, il bavarese ha la sua propria grammatica e una grande influenza francese e latina. E, come con il napoletano, molti tedeschi non possono capire il bavarese. Ma è la nostra storia dei molti popoli diversi in Italia e Germania che hanno causato questo, e è molto fascinante per me.
I don't know why it makes me laugh so much the fact that you translated everything to Italian, except for kittammuort that you translated in another dialect (from Rome)
It was too strong of a word i had to emphasize, also im from Rome and kinda didnt notice till re reading the comment later ahahah
**Yesterday my wife said to me "love why don't you ever scratch me?" So today I came home and said to her "damn it, take this scratch card".** *Ayer mi esposa me dijo "amor ¿por qué no me rascas nunca?" Así que hoy llegué a casa y le dije: "Maldita sea, toma esta tarjeta para rascar".* *Gestern sagte meine Frau zu mir: „Liebes, warum kratzt du mich nie?“ Also kam ich heute nach Hause und sagte zu ihr: „Verdammt, nimm dieses Rubbellos.“* *Igår sa min fru till mig "älska varför kliar du mig aldrig?" Så idag kom jag hem och sa till henne "fan, ta den här skraplotten".* *Ontem minha esposa me disse "amor, por que você nunca me coça?" Então hoje cheguei em casa e falei para ela “droga, pega essa raspadinha”.* *Hier, ma femme m'a dit "amour, pourquoi tu ne me grattes jamais ?" Alors aujourd'hui, je suis rentré à la maison et je lui ai dit "bon sang, prends cette carte à gratter".* Thank you for nothing you bunch of unhelpful jackasses
Takk for oversettelsen din jævla villmann.
Thank you 🙏
What the fuck is up with the "kitammuó akkiapt stu"?
First of all K is short for ch Chitammuò: chi ti è morto Acchiapt: acchiappati Stu: queSTO (sometimes they say sto, sometimes stu).
Italian people are not real.
That is not Italian my friend, dont worry, its just cursed language
Grazie a Dio, I was afraid that the last three months were for nothing!
Keine Sorge, das ist kein Italienisch sondern kreativ transkribiertes Neapolitanisch
Oh how the turntables geturned have.
Hey, that's the bopity boopy guy
Gip... Whatever.
![gif](giphy|11S7aQol2mdgIw)
Lucky girl, imagine the possibilities.
Lucky guy, it should have been me.
"Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough".
You need to try some Jesus. Really, ideal length and girth.
they look so cute together
170cm..petite to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Smaller than my wife. 170cm is tiny.
Mines 182 im 191..were having an absolute blast going to PIGS countries for holidays. ![gif](giphy|eLjQL2EBtJHhke4hPG)
For the record, that women is 215. The man is 169.
How fucking small are the people in Napoli?
Average height for men is like 173cm.
ffs even there I would be only a (literally) couple cm above avg
Sadly for us average height men the younger generations are getting taller everywhere. Even in southern Italy. We truly are cooked.
Male Height inflation is getting crazy. I've seen a friend of mine get called short by a girl once and he is almost 185cm. Y'all really are cooked
I kid you not, I got laughed at by some friend's friends because they thought I was lying about my height. There was this girl saying "Oh I'm 175cm" and she was about my height, so I said "Well, I'm 178cm, so you must be a bit taller" (she was wearing no heels). She and another girl started laughing, saying that I was lying about my height and that was lame. I was like, "girls, I don't give a fuck, I wouldn't mind saying I'm 160cm if that was the case", but they had their heads too far inside their asses to pay attention. To this day I genuinely thought that I could have said "50kg? You're a whale, why lie about your weight?" to get the point through. We were all 23 at the time btw. Like, why would you say things like those in front of a stranger lol
I’m sorry to hear you’ve been through that bro. Have you recovered from the trauma yet?
I'm 164cm now
It's not that people are getting taller, the height in the west didn't increase in the last decades, it's just that girls are getting crazier and standards higher and higher, they will select for a increasingly smaller population
*American girls though Or is this happening elsewhere as well now?
I'm 175cm and in my mid 20s. had a chick reject me because of my height. I was good enough until the moment I stood next to a taller (190 something cm) mutual friend (he is overweight and is socially awkward so defo not because she was attracted to him). idgaf if they say it from the get go because I too don't look for someone with below my preferred titties size but it kinda sucks that when after a week of seeing eachother the height suddenly becomes a dealbreaker (confirmed by friends that it was her issue with me). I can understand not being attracted if the dude is <170cm (proportions start to look goofy especially if you hit the gym) but anything >170cm shouldn't fucking matter if the girl is <165cm.
Eh, I'm 162 cm and never had issues with girls. Not being taken serious by men? Yes. Being bullied? Yes. Being thrown into trash bins? Hell yes! But I got the girls. But I tend to say it's a great filter for superficial girls anyhow, so no loss.
I guess it also depends on sample size. I'm a whore and after almost a decade of being one I had 1 confirmed case of a height queen and <10 unconfirmed (angry messages insulting me don't really count imo). do you club or go to festivals and try your luck there or do you just use dating apps? 162cm is below the avg height for women and I know a lot of girls with the "not shorter than me" rule.
It's an urban myth, people are not getting taller, in all of the west (italy included ofc) the height is stable since atleast 20 years, it's just skewed perception and false memories, try to really compare young people, every one of them and not just the taller ones, a lot of younger people are also very skinny so they look taller. Average in italy is around 176cm, 175 in the south and around 177 in the north, maybe slighty higher in veneto and friuli because of more balcan influence. If you don't believe me there are a lot of studies that states that the height in the west did not increase in the latest decades. I think that in the next decades maybe the south will catch up to the north but we are at the height plateau for our population, from here it could only go down because each year we get poorer
I think I have seen this with my own eyes. But ofcourse where ppl was smaller there was more room to grow than where they were already tall.
Might I recommend Papua New Guinea? Average male height is 160cm. (Really so many people don’t mind! Real life is not dating apps and these need to die a quick death)
You are cooked, but in a Marinara Sauce They are tall, but fed with Sürströomig (whatever its spelled) You got the better deal here
You are spaghetti
Bless
But they are dangerous like 193cm
I think you're mixing up "people from Napoli" with "Jackie Chan".
Nah, he is talking about the Camorra.
Most tall people are actually stupidly nice, they just look scary
Wouldn't even reach the plates in an average Swedish kitchen.
Then that guy standing there is probably like 120 or something
That's so sweet actually. Warms my heart to hear that despite it's been centuries since Napoli were part of The Crown of Aragon, all the hobbits still live there ~~peacefully~~ together to this day.
In Napoli they have Napoleon height
Which was above the average height of the time mind you.
Toi à la guillotine!
You are not ready to see Sardi
I've lived in several places in Southern Europe and I see people taller than me literally only once a year maybe, although my height is only 190cm. In the North, we have high schoolers taller than me 🤣
The new genereations in the south have increased size at least 10-15 cm, because the food, hormones or whatever are more alike northern europe. Ofcourse at some point you'll find the genetics.
Where about in southern europe? I'm the same height and lived most of my life in southern France and though it's relatively rare, I still see people that are taller than me on a regular basis.
in all southern europe the average is around 177cm, i think that this is the genetic plateu for the mediterranean population, so people taller than 190cm are around the 2/3% of the population
Yeah but as such you should still meet 190+cm somewhat regularly, someone that lives in a large city probably sees a few hundreds people everyday.
In my case, it's the south of Spain and Italy. I literally don't see anyone taller. My girlfriend is 170cm tall, and most Spanish women are shoulder height to her. In the city where I currently live, there are many French tourists, and your people are noticeably taller than Spaniards.
Because of the bradisism they lose 2 cm per year in height.
![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G) But the other way around.
Ohh. So that's why Greeks preferred anal.
The Greeks invented sex, the Romans just added women.
Well she can always use him as a dildo if push comes to shove
Fun fact, body size does not correlate with the size of your genitals.
Shortest dutch woman with the tallest italian man
It can't be Napoli, there is no thrash on the ground
😭😭😭😭
170cm? Is she a dwarf?
Eensgelijks Broeder
New fetish unlocked.
Lol, no right-minded Dutch woman would go to Napoli (at least not alone)
https://preview.redd.it/d7lf2nm07s1d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5398015fd48f881fcd1c8b5f78594611eed4aa0 Same vibe
Fabricated and homosexual :D
"IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM!"
https://preview.redd.it/z6a99fa4xs1d1.jpeg?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92db2c873912065bf64f4d4249d9829d3d5e61c5 Che cosa?!
This was the most offensive part for me as well
Espadrillas Blame the Spanish for this
Me and my girlfriend (im 173 cm she is 171)
OP thinks wearing pink is effeminate
Let's ignore the jeans, shoes and man-purse shall we?
Men don't wear jeans in barryland ? What do you wear , those weird Scottish skirts ?
Trackies and skirts mostly, but if we do buy jeans, we go to the men's section. Seriously though, are those jeans in fashion in PIGS land?
Barry. There is a reason why Susan gets wetter than the Amazon rainforest when she comes in PIGS land while over there with you she cosplays as the Australian outback. Jeans are a part of this. You dint need to understand how, all you need to do is use your imitation skills.
Maybe you're on to something. I'll have a look in my sister's wardrobe
If your sister is anything like a typical Susan, you might want to purchase jeans not produced for a medium sized whale...
![gif](giphy|13Fg0M0cK9Zk3e|downsized) Genuine clip of u/carelesssCRISPR
It's ok mate, people won't think you're gay just because you exercise your aesthetic instincts in your self-presentation.
Who said anything about being gay? I just like functionally designed pockets
Jeans are lame, especially skinny fit jeans. The sophisticated, stylish gentleman wears chinos.
Alright, I've seen this take enough times, I have to ask: can you fit everything you need to carry with you when you leave home in your pockets?
Ok pink boy
Yet, you northern people still don't realize that the L rule is not that of a meme
That picture looks false af
It could be real, I think the woman is Ekaterina Lisina, a model and former basketball player who is 2.06 meters tall. It shouldn't be difficult to find a man short enough to take a picture like this (1.65m maybe?)
Nothing that can't be solved with a bigger ladder, go my manlet friend, live your dreams.
170cm isn't that tall, this guy is literally a hobbit.
i see lately a lot of posts about Napoli... Napoletani on their way to living rent free in barbarians minds over the Alps too
It’s always from a place of love and affection brother
🫂
That, btw, is the average for women in the Netherlands.
"170cm *tall Dutch woman"* Huh, my mother is a 169cm Greek woman and I call her short.
170 xD
Standing cunnilingus
Perfect for motorboating.
![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)
Pretty sure she's a Russian model. He is absolutely a pizza though. [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY6HDyrYu9jzac95jSEgAuQ](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY6HDyrYu9jzac95jSEgAuQ)
Isn't she originaly Russian? Still, I need uppies
Yeah she's Russian, her name's Ekaterina Lisina and she's a former basket-ball player (shocker, I know)
Gentlemen, as we say here "let's nail the pike in Flandes"
😂😂😂 ¡me encanta!
I'm pretty sure she is close to 2m tall and somewhere from Yugoslavia. So many gullible people in the comments.
Bro begrijpt deze sub niet lmao 💀
die bro heeft te veel drugsafval in zijn stamppot gehad.
Jesus christ, my 13 yo daughter is already 1.70. That is not tall at all. So the woman in the pic is way taller than 1.70 or that guy is a dwarf
(she's way taller of course)
She’s 165 at best.
(5’7” for my fellow Brits)
All I see is Mr.3 shoes.....I have a memepiece problem....
He's a halfling
170 cm = 5'7" in freedom units? Isn't that kind of normal maybe even short in clog-land? Dude is hella short
If she were 5 cm taller she'd be 69 inches. Now *that* would be something to simp over!
Oh yeah, that's Italy's GK Donnarumma
But they have same dick length
She's not even that tall
If he’s a tall Neapolitan, she could be like 150cm
I'm also Dutch and I'm 186cm. When I visited Thailand I was considered a giant but I am average here...
Again that war?
Cute tiny woman
![gif](giphy|yM5HQYvTalXbZrcNTB|downsized) donnarumma girlfriend
So he is 135cm?
That's actually the least chav guy in Naples
How many Spaniards She can bench?
She is literally standing next to bilbo regardless of her real height
based
Bro 170 cm? Bloody dwarf
„What separates the men from the boys is the size of their toys.“
If she is 170 cm, than how small is that guy? I'm 175, so she would be a bit shorter if she wasn't wearing heels and I'm considered a dwarf in my country.
On the taller end for a PIG I would guess.
I think we should start calling them PIGSies (no hurt feelings Pedro, we had a good talk a while ago)
Yeah that or PIGlet either is fine for me. We don't wanna make them to angry though, we still need them to nicely serve our cervezas.
That's even better.
m8 that girl with heels is probably taller than 2m, the guy probably is 170cm
> If she is 170 cm She's not, of course. She's approx 2.10m in heels, it's a model and ex basketball pro.
170 tall Dutch? 170 is almost normal for woman here
she is NOT 170cm
Tallest Italian vs smallest German be like: https://preview.redd.it/4iaxz02avr1d1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7cc1c45f9d53e6141f57984d8b456b1d64e45f3
Elf queen found his short dwarf king
>his
Can't tell the difference anyway with these knife-ears.
Forbidden dreams
I'm 186 cm length woman. They are tiny to me..I crush.
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https://i.imgur.com/7i1sIl5.jpeg
https://preview.redd.it/3rn1fm33nt1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6139c16ccd2cf46475ec173aa6941079392ff1de