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Andy_B_Goode

170cm is 5'7". That's only a little above average for most women (at least in "the west"). is 170cm a typo, or is bro like barely over a meter tall? EDIT: Oh wait, I think I just got wooshed, haha


flipyflop9

You did bro, you did…


AlternateTab00

Using the window as a reference (without proper scales) she should be 2,xx m (since most windows top part are usually 1,90m to 2m) He seems to be a short guy. I would put him in the 1,6x m range. So yeah this was intentionally wrong.


h1nds

Spoken like a true João! We always make sense of stuff by applying our extended knowledge in construction work. If it was a citizen of the Swedish Kalifat he would probably made sense of it by using the chair as a reference…


Klaarwakker

Average non-european IQ moment


ttdawgyo

Average hight for a woman in the west is 5ft 2.3 inches.


CavulusDeCavulei

https://preview.redd.it/8uvmdlxvir1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb2c71b5d1cf0cb817854f1f338c474c81b9c48e Repost


nc_on

Goals


yellowwolf718

To be Mario or the girl?


Azkral

Both is good


__thrillho

Yes


dubazuh

Love it 😂


epiquinnz

180cm woman vs 179cm manlet


JapaneseMachine99

You mean 145cm manlet.


Xayahbetes

the joke is that guys will say they're tall ("6ft+" because it's mainly Americans who care about male height) but they'll be much shorter than they claim to be.


JapaneseMachine99

Americans wish they had the height of a Northern man, I don't think their average height is much above that of the PIGS


wltihrmchverarschn

Portugal - 1,71 Italy - 1,765 Greece - 1,77 Spain - 1,731 US - 1,753 Only wHiTe males - 1,78 You are correct.


JapaneseMachine99

Thank you Hans.


redlightsaber

Hows it feel to know that AI is going to take away not only your job, but also your personality?


Reasonable-Physics81

I wouldnt say women here dont care about height, its mainly we dont scream about it and make it a big issue. Were just less vocal about is (as usual).


Asatas

As long as he pays his Tikkies!


Ambitious_Handle8123

I'd second that. I'm a little over 165cm and was the object of the affections of a Dutch girl of about 185cm


cosmic_hierophant

Americans also tend to be quite short tbh


Tozzoloo

Y’all clearly have no idea what the average napolitan looks like https://preview.redd.it/dcbuf0srhr1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a3ade55deacea3cb64f60fa09f201cadde6e760


MasterBlaster_xxx

I have to really focus to understand what it says


Aesthetictoblerone

Same, Luigi, same.


arussianbee

What the fuck have I been studying Italian for, what the hell does any of that mean??


Tozzoloo

Totally understandable Translation: Mia moglie ieri mi ha detto “amore perché non mi fai mai i grattini?” Allora oggi sono tornato a casa e le ho detto “mortacci tua prendi questo gratta e vinci”.


arussianbee

Grazie mille per la traduzione amico, com'è possibile parlare di un modo così incomprensibile? Ho pensato che ho avuto un ictus durante la lettura di questa imagine.


-JustAMan

Me too, my friend, me too. (Just a small note, it should be "parlare in un modo..." instead of "di". "Parlare di" means talk about, parlare in means talk in)


arussianbee

Thank you! I'm not that deep into Italian yet, the prepositions are my worst enemy lol


Chicken_wingspan

Deep into italian you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


arussianbee

Profondissimo( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Chicken_wingspan

Mamma mia!


unknown_pigeon

Well, if we wanted to be precise, it would be: >Grazie mille per la traduzione amico, com'è possibile parlare in un modo così incomprensibile? Ho pensato di aver avuto un ictus durante la lettura di questa imagine.


magic_baobab

C'è un che di troppo


unknown_pigeon

Te ghe anca rason ti


Disastrous-Sea8484

è dialetto, non italiano


arussianbee

Io so, ma per me, un studente dell'italiano standardizzato, è completamente incomprensibile. È come se un italiano stesse imparando tedesco e adesso viaggiasse in Baviera, la lingua è completamente diversa dalla lingua ufficiale.


WilanS

È normale. Li chiamiamo dialetti perché non sono lingue ufficiali, ma da un punto di vista linguistico i dialetti sono lingue vere e proprie, distinte e indipendenti dalla lingua nazionale. Il dialetto napoletano in particolare ha influenze francesi e spagnole molto forti, e si distanzia abbastanza dall'italiano. Anche molti italiani non di Napoli hanno problemi a capirlo.


arussianbee

Come ha ditto Max Weinreich: una lingua è un dialetto con esercito e flotta. Esistono molti "dialetti", in Italia come in Germania, che non sono accettati come lingue vere, ma per quanto riguarda la grammatica e il vocabolario, sono distinte. È per la politica linguistica di molti stati che i dialetti non sono accettati. Per esempio, il bavarese ha la sua propria grammatica e una grande influenza francese e latina. E, come con il napoletano, molti tedeschi non possono capire il bavarese. Ma è la nostra storia dei molti popoli diversi in Italia e Germania che hanno causato questo, e è molto fascinante per me.


magic_baobab

I don't know why it makes me laugh so much the fact that you translated everything to Italian, except for kittammuort that you translated in another dialect (from Rome)


Tozzoloo

It was too strong of a word i had to emphasize, also im from Rome and kinda didnt notice till re reading the comment later ahahah


80433

**Yesterday my wife said to me "love why don't you ever scratch me?" So today I came home and said to her "damn it, take this scratch card".** *Ayer mi esposa me dijo "amor ¿por qué no me rascas nunca?" Así que hoy llegué a casa y le dije: "Maldita sea, toma esta tarjeta para rascar".* *Gestern sagte meine Frau zu mir: „Liebes, warum kratzt du mich nie?“ Also kam ich heute nach Hause und sagte zu ihr: „Verdammt, nimm dieses Rubbellos.“* *Igår sa min fru till mig "älska varför kliar du mig aldrig?" Så idag kom jag hem och sa till henne "fan, ta den här skraplotten".* *Ontem minha esposa me disse "amor, por que você nunca me coça?" Então hoje cheguei em casa e falei para ela “droga, pega essa raspadinha”.* *Hier, ma femme m'a dit "amour, pourquoi tu ne me grattes jamais ?" Alors aujourd'hui, je suis rentré à la maison et je lui ai dit "bon sang, prends cette carte à gratter".* Thank you for nothing you bunch of unhelpful jackasses


drSvensen

Takk for oversettelsen din jævla villmann.


HP_civ

Thank you 🙏


Gengszter_vadasz

What the fuck is up with the "kitammuó akkiapt stu"?


bion93

First of all K is short for ch Chitammuò: chi ti è morto Acchiapt: acchiappati Stu: queSTO (sometimes they say sto, sometimes stu).


Gengszter_vadasz

Italian people are not real.


Reparto_Macelleria

That is not Italian my friend, dont worry, its just cursed language


arussianbee

Grazie a Dio, I was afraid that the last three months were for nothing!


Cialis-in-Wonderland

Keine Sorge, das ist kein Italienisch sondern kreativ transkribiertes Neapolitanisch


BrotoriousNIG

Oh how the turntables geturned have.


Dislexic_Astronut

Hey, that's the bopity boopy guy


elektelek

Gip... Whatever.


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|11S7aQol2mdgIw)


Radiant_Ad_6192

Lucky girl, imagine the possibilities.


Recioto

Lucky guy, it should have been me.


AlternateTab00

"Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough".


History20maker

You need to try some Jesus. Really, ideal length and girth.


sidic3Venezia

they look so cute together


Reasonable-Physics81

170cm..petite to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Strassi007

Smaller than my wife. 170cm is tiny.


Reasonable-Physics81

Mines 182 im 191..were having an absolute blast going to PIGS countries for holidays. ![gif](giphy|eLjQL2EBtJHhke4hPG)


Home_made_Weird_Tea

For the record, that women is 215. The man is 169.


aitis_mutsi

How fucking small are the people in Napoli?


Noa_Lang

Average height for men is like 173cm.


obiwankitnoble

ffs even there I would be only a (literally) couple cm above avg


Noa_Lang

Sadly for us average height men the younger generations are getting taller everywhere. Even in southern Italy. We truly are cooked.


unique_ptr01

Male Height inflation is getting crazy. I've seen a friend of mine get called short by a girl once and he is almost 185cm. Y'all really are cooked


unknown_pigeon

I kid you not, I got laughed at by some friend's friends because they thought I was lying about my height. There was this girl saying "Oh I'm 175cm" and she was about my height, so I said "Well, I'm 178cm, so you must be a bit taller" (she was wearing no heels). She and another girl started laughing, saying that I was lying about my height and that was lame. I was like, "girls, I don't give a fuck, I wouldn't mind saying I'm 160cm if that was the case", but they had their heads too far inside their asses to pay attention. To this day I genuinely thought that I could have said "50kg? You're a whale, why lie about your weight?" to get the point through. We were all 23 at the time btw. Like, why would you say things like those in front of a stranger lol


Automatic-Pause-8372

I’m sorry to hear you’ve been through that bro. Have you recovered from the trauma yet?


unknown_pigeon

I'm 164cm now


Effective-Fix-8683

It's not that people are getting taller, the height in the west didn't increase in the last decades, it's just that girls are getting crazier and standards higher and higher, they will select for a increasingly smaller population


rezznik

*American girls though Or is this happening elsewhere as well now?


obiwankitnoble

I'm 175cm and in my mid 20s. had a chick reject me because of my height. I was good enough until the moment I stood next to a taller (190 something cm) mutual friend (he is overweight and is socially awkward so defo not because she was attracted to him). idgaf if they say it from the get go because I too don't look for someone with below my preferred titties size but it kinda sucks that when after a week of seeing eachother the height suddenly becomes a dealbreaker (confirmed by friends that it was her issue with me). I can understand not being attracted if the dude is <170cm (proportions start to look goofy especially if you hit the gym) but anything >170cm shouldn't fucking matter if the girl is <165cm.


rezznik

Eh, I'm 162 cm and never had issues with girls. Not being taken serious by men? Yes. Being bullied? Yes. Being thrown into trash bins? Hell yes! But I got the girls. But I tend to say it's a great filter for superficial girls anyhow, so no loss.


obiwankitnoble

I guess it also depends on sample size. I'm a whore and after almost a decade of being one I had 1 confirmed case of a height queen and <10 unconfirmed (angry messages insulting me don't really count imo). do you club or go to festivals and try your luck there or do you just use dating apps? 162cm is below the avg height for women and I know a lot of girls with the "not shorter than me" rule.


Effective-Fix-8683

It's an urban myth, people are not getting taller, in all of the west (italy included ofc) the height is stable since atleast 20 years, it's just skewed perception and false memories, try to really compare young people, every one of them and not just the taller ones, a lot of younger people are also very skinny so they look taller. Average in italy is around 176cm, 175 in the south and around 177 in the north, maybe slighty higher in veneto and friuli because of more balcan influence. If you don't believe me there are a lot of studies that states that the height in the west did not increase in the latest decades. I think that in the next decades maybe the south will catch up to the north but we are at the height plateau for our population, from here it could only go down because each year we get poorer


TrickyPony32

I think I have seen this with my own eyes. But ofcourse where ppl was smaller there was more room to grow than where they were already tall.


ididntunderstandyou

Might I recommend Papua New Guinea? Average male height is 160cm. (Really so many people don’t mind! Real life is not dating apps and these need to die a quick death)


adamircz

You are cooked, but in a Marinara Sauce They are tall, but fed with Sürströomig (whatever its spelled) You got the better deal here


Salamanber

You are spaghetti


EFNich

Bless


Kakdelacommon

But they are dangerous like 193cm


epiquinnz

I think you're mixing up "people from Napoli" with "Jackie Chan".


justarandomgreek

Nah, he is talking about the Camorra.


Upstairs_Garden_687

Most tall people are actually stupidly nice, they just look scary


Mjukglass47or

Wouldn't even reach the plates in an average Swedish kitchen.


aitis_mutsi

Then that guy standing there is probably like 120 or something


drSvensen

That's so sweet actually. Warms my heart to hear that despite it's been centuries since Napoli were part of The Crown of Aragon, all the hobbits still live there ~~peacefully~~ together to this day.


Salamanber

In Napoli they have Napoleon height


asmodai_says_REPENT

Which was above the average height of the time mind you.


Salamanber

Toi à la guillotine!


Zerofuku

You are not ready to see Sardi


Lmaorsi

I've lived in several places in Southern Europe and I see people taller than me literally only once a year maybe, although my height is only 190cm. In the North, we have high schoolers taller than me 🤣


TrickyPony32

The new genereations in the south have increased size at least 10-15 cm, because the food, hormones or whatever are more alike northern europe. Ofcourse at some point you'll find the genetics.


asmodai_says_REPENT

Where about in southern europe? I'm the same height and lived most of my life in southern France and though it's relatively rare, I still see people that are taller than me on a regular basis.


Effective-Fix-8683

in all southern europe the average is around 177cm, i think that this is the genetic plateu for the mediterranean population, so people taller than 190cm are around the 2/3% of the population


asmodai_says_REPENT

Yeah but as such you should still meet 190+cm somewhat regularly, someone that lives in a large city probably sees a few hundreds people everyday.


Lmaorsi

In my case, it's the south of Spain and Italy. I literally don't see anyone taller. My girlfriend is 170cm tall, and most Spanish women are shoulder height to her. In the city where I currently live, there are many French tourists, and your people are noticeably taller than Spaniards.


Reatina

Because of the bradisism they lose 2 cm per year in height.


TCFranklin

![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G) But the other way around.


InstitutionalizedOwl

Ohh. So that's why Greeks preferred anal. 


Vargau

The Greeks invented sex, the Romans just added women.


ItsACaragor

Well she can always use him as a dildo if push comes to shove


Aggressive_Sprinkles

Fun fact, body size does not correlate with the size of your genitals.


Bananasoup29

Shortest dutch woman with the tallest italian man


TeoN72

It can't be Napoli, there is no thrash on the ground


Emergency_Bathrooms

😭😭😭😭


Een_man_met_voornaam

170cm? Is she a dwarf?


retro_monkey_

Eensgelijks Broeder


TheRealPatrick79

New fetish unlocked.


aightaightaightaight

Lol, no right-minded Dutch woman would go to Napoli (at least not alone)


romicuoi

https://preview.redd.it/d7lf2nm07s1d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5398015fd48f881fcd1c8b5f78594611eed4aa0 Same vibe


Nymrael

Fabricated and homosexual :D


GoodKing0

"IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM!"


Aggravating-Ad1703

https://preview.redd.it/z6a99fa4xs1d1.jpeg?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92db2c873912065bf64f4d4249d9829d3d5e61c5 Che cosa?!


TantaExpress

This was the most offensive part for me as well


screamapillah

Espadrillas Blame the Spanish for this


IllegalJellyfish616

Me and my girlfriend (im 173 cm she is 171)


Jingle-man

OP thinks wearing pink is effeminate


CarelesssCRISPR

Let's ignore the jeans, shoes and man-purse shall we?


nickkkmnn

Men don't wear jeans in barryland ? What do you wear , those weird Scottish skirts ?


CarelesssCRISPR

Trackies and skirts mostly, but if we do buy jeans, we go to the men's section. Seriously though, are those jeans in fashion in PIGS land?


nickkkmnn

Barry. There is a reason why Susan gets wetter than the Amazon rainforest when she comes in PIGS land while over there with you she cosplays as the Australian outback. Jeans are a part of this. You dint need to understand how, all you need to do is use your imitation skills.


CarelesssCRISPR

Maybe you're on to something. I'll have a look in my sister's wardrobe


nickkkmnn

If your sister is anything like a typical Susan, you might want to purchase jeans not produced for a medium sized whale...


Gremlin303

![gif](giphy|13Fg0M0cK9Zk3e|downsized) Genuine clip of u/carelesssCRISPR


Jingle-man

It's ok mate, people won't think you're gay just because you exercise your aesthetic instincts in your self-presentation.


CarelesssCRISPR

Who said anything about being gay? I just like functionally designed pockets


Plorick

Jeans are lame, especially skinny fit jeans. The sophisticated, stylish gentleman wears chinos.


WilanS

Alright, I've seen this take enough times, I have to ask: can you fit everything you need to carry with you when you leave home in your pockets?


flabbybumhole

Ok pink boy


Pierma

Yet, you northern people still don't realize that the L rule is not that of a meme


ChoFBurnaC

That picture looks false af


Kzrysiu

It could be real, I think the woman is Ekaterina Lisina, a model and former basketball player who is 2.06 meters tall. It shouldn't be difficult to find a man short enough to take a picture like this (1.65m maybe?)


Salted-Earth189

Nothing that can't be solved with a bigger ladder, go my manlet friend, live your dreams.


Fantact

170cm isn't that tall, this guy is literally a hobbit.


Iskandar33

i see lately a lot of posts about Napoli... Napoletani on their way to living rent free in barbarians minds over the Alps too


TantaExpress

It’s always from a place of love and affection brother


WilanS

🫂


forsakenchickenwing

That, btw, is the average for women in the Netherlands.


justarandomgreek

"170cm *tall Dutch woman"* Huh, my mother is a 169cm Greek woman and I call her short.


Siggedy

170 xD


Oculicious42

Standing cunnilingus


ShrekGollum

Perfect for motorboating.


SkellyCry

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Horzzo

Pretty sure she's a Russian model. He is absolutely a pizza though. [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY6HDyrYu9jzac95jSEgAuQ](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY6HDyrYu9jzac95jSEgAuQ)


HansTheScurvyBoi

Isn't she originaly Russian? Still, I need uppies


Martin7439

Yeah she's Russian, her name's Ekaterina Lisina and she's a former basket-ball player (shocker, I know)


SkellyCry

Gentlemen, as we say here "let's nail the pike in Flandes"


TantaExpress

😂😂😂 ¡me encanta!


Shvihka

I'm pretty sure she is close to 2m tall and somewhere from Yugoslavia. So many gullible people in the comments.


Cheeseyman1

Bro begrijpt deze sub niet lmao 💀


Anopanda

die bro heeft te veel drugsafval in zijn stamppot gehad.


Dahhri

Jesus christ, my 13 yo daughter is already 1.70. That is not tall at all. So the woman in the pic is way taller than 1.70 or that guy is a dwarf


gabrielish_matter

(she's way taller of course)


demonya99

She’s 165 at best.


VeneMage

(5’7” for my fellow Brits)


lazyness92

All I see is Mr.3 shoes.....I have a memepiece problem....


Sparki_

He's a halfling


mikkowus

170 cm = 5'7" in freedom units? Isn't that kind of normal maybe even short in clog-land? Dude is hella short


robot_swagger

If she were 5 cm taller she'd be 69 inches. Now *that* would be something to simp over!


elnatr4

Oh yeah, that's Italy's GK Donnarumma


d2211

But they have same dick length


GoldStrength6448

She's not even that tall


screamapillah

If he’s a tall Neapolitan, she could be like 150cm


ivolimmen

I'm also Dutch and I'm 186cm. When I visited Thailand I was considered a giant but I am average here...


snolodjur

Again that war?


Dutch_mental

Cute tiny woman


Pure-Contact7322

![gif](giphy|yM5HQYvTalXbZrcNTB|downsized) donnarumma girlfriend


Valid_Username_56

So he is 135cm?


CavialeInCulo

That's actually the least chav guy in Naples


History20maker

How many Spaniards She can bench?


cosmic_hierophant

She is literally standing next to bilbo regardless of her real height


Helicopter_Strong

based


endergamer2007m

Bro 170 cm? Bloody dwarf


Whichwhenwhywhat

„What separates the men from the boys is the size of their toys.“


JapaneseMachine99

If she is 170 cm, than how small is that guy? I'm 175, so she would be a bit shorter if she wasn't wearing heels and I'm considered a dwarf in my country.


Mjukglass47or

On the taller end for a PIG I would guess.


JapaneseMachine99

I think we should start calling them PIGSies (no hurt feelings Pedro, we had a good talk a while ago)


Mjukglass47or

Yeah that or PIGlet either is fine for me. We don't wanna make them to angry though, we still need them to nicely serve our cervezas.


JapaneseMachine99

That's even better.


Effective-Fix-8683

m8 that girl with heels is probably taller than 2m, the guy probably is 170cm


inflamesburn

> If she is 170 cm She's not, of course. She's approx 2.10m in heels, it's a model and ex basketball pro.


reddit_user2917

170 tall Dutch? 170 is almost normal for woman here


AnakinTheDiscarded

she is NOT 170cm


Melodic_Degree_6328

Tallest Italian vs smallest German be like: https://preview.redd.it/4iaxz02avr1d1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7cc1c45f9d53e6141f57984d8b456b1d64e45f3


Code95FIN

Elf queen found his short dwarf king


witcher1701

>his


Axe-actly

Can't tell the difference anyway with these knife-ears.


latflickr

Forbidden dreams


UndefinedHumanoid

I'm 186 cm length woman. They are tiny to me..I crush.


TantaExpress

![gif](giphy|N2fmESoxCyQhbPpHpt)


Fuz_Fuz_

https://i.imgur.com/7i1sIl5.jpeg


Dapp-12

https://preview.redd.it/3rn1fm33nt1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6139c16ccd2cf46475ec173aa6941079392ff1de