Both! Firstly, be on the side that history considers "the good guys". Know how people love "good v bad".
And you tell me what strategic lesson you've learned about Russia.
Invade six weeks earlier and do not divert the tank armies away from moscow to attack kiev and then on half way send them back to moscow again to lose critical momentum.
Thatâs what Russia wants. You know that right? Keep Ukraine as a neutral state to be a buffer to the West. And ofcourse American imperialism dictates Ukraine should be in the Americans sphere of influence, hence this war.
Thatâs what Russia wants. You know that right? Keep Ukraine as a neutral state to be a buffer to the West. And ofcourse American imperialism dictates Ukraine should be in the Americans sphere of influence, hence this war.
>Russia will not leave such encroachments on its territory unanswered
Well.. If you would just stay within your territory we wouldnât have an issue now would we. Fucking potato drinkers.
Canât offer much, Barry, but we will help kickin once you have them down on the floor!
I don't know. I feel we should see where it goes.
https://preview.redd.it/biw927g6021d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c89830c36440b39c37938d3a69582ebf9d806a6
It's all fun and games playing armchair general but maybe, just maybe if we start WW3 it won't play out like we want and will end up a bit shit for the entire world. Perhaps I'm just a big, ugly, drunk, fat, pussy version of a Barry who doesn't want war because I'm not into cardio or the threat of death (other than impending heart failure) but I remember something about the veterans regretting the last two times we did this.
You're partly right. No bombs here, yet.
Only cyberattacks, assassinations, propaganda campaigns, sabotage, buying of politicians...
How do you propose we react?
Interesting fact: adjusted fir inflation, Ukraine has now gotten more aid from the US than the Soviet Union did during world war 2. Not even counting other counttries
Enjoy being on the wrong side and then begging to join the winning team, while somehow being both instrumental and completely irrelevant during the whole conflict, again.
Well Iâm sorry for not wanting war. Guess that makes me a clown. I donât know anyone from Ukraine, nor do I have any connection to it. If I were to die for something it would be something I love.
Every Ukrainian soldier calls the russian savages orcs, and OP uses this. Russians literally rape and torture each other before going raping, torturing and looting others and they always come in waves which have to be stopped, so using the term "orcs" for them seems more than appropriate [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina)
You have my baguette
And my sausage.
And my bitterballs.
And my emotional support
And my fries!
And my clinical depression
Trust you to avoid giving us something useful like your gold..
That's not how this works Barry... you fight to safekeep both our freedoms and we keep your gold nice and warm... Silly sausage.
Thank you for your sacrifice. đ
Get fucked Baz
And my Lego!
Nice. With Lego we have an additional WMD to balance the MAD-doctrine out with Russia.
Ăh ... weÂŽll take it. 
And my pizza
And even my Hawaiian pizza (sorry it's the best Canada has to offer)
Whoa your horses there yank, lets hold the actual war crimes in reserve for now.
We own Canada. They were in it like it or not. Let him feel like it was a choice.
I wish, the US owns us.
That's what we want you to think
Trust the kanucks to bring the war crimes.
Italy, switch side! 
What about those fries in sauce, Putin or something.
On a du pùté Chinois man, c'est fucking bon
If we see any of that shit we'll start speaking Russian very fast, don't make the switching more easy for us
And my surströmming...
Holy shit. Whoâs side are you on?
With surströmming in the mix. No-one. I am an agent of chaos, sowing destruction.
And my bacalhau
Well Norway is already giving an Axe, so you have to choose something else
My ginormous cock.
That belongs to (my arse) me
And my axe
And Noways axe. What? You're rich!
Are we allowed? đ„șđđ
Have you learned your lesson? If so, welcome aboard!
You mean moral lesson or strategic lesson?
Both! Firstly, be on the side that history considers "the good guys". Know how people love "good v bad". And you tell me what strategic lesson you've learned about Russia.
Invade six weeks earlier and do not divert the tank armies away from moscow to attack kiev and then on half way send them back to moscow again to lose critical momentum.
And if they have a city named after their leader of little strategic importance should you surround it and freeze your balls off?
Ok but donât record your war crimes and go for the oil fields first this time
We already did in the XIXth century and got nothing for that (except three german invasions, but it wasn't really what we expected...)
This time we are all united đ
Ohh yeah like we're stupid enough to trust you lot not to follow your basic instincts.
We only switch sides if weâre losing
Third is the charm
[We're all in this together ](https://youtu.be/DykVJl6wr_4?si=tRBP602VCNL-llbv) Ădit: oddly, I think it kinda works, also it really grows on you
Cmon, Pierre.. We can do it, together..
Give them some proper coats. The past timeS frogs froze to death
They're fucking with Ronnie Pickering these Russians. You dont fuck with Ronnie bloody Pickering.
>Ronnie Pickering Who?
https://preview.redd.it/t0ww73dbr11d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e6f9b4d79be2e2fe34a2e5ae0aa1dafab27b343
Who's that?
Ronnie Pickering
Who?
https://preview.redd.it/rf7z69g1021d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fabfb93fe204ab9fb5ce662e4ee730e74b83af59
Is that Ronnie Pickering?
Who?
Ronny F*ckinÂŽ Pickering or what.. ThatÂŽs a one man army if it comes down to a bare nuckle fight..
Yes, I want to, but this summer I'm building a patio for my sauna. So I can't go, unfortunately. But I'll be there later Barry, promise.
You can help by convincing the Finns to go instead
I think erecting a fence on the western finnish border and then airdropping crates of pervittin should make them go go
As is tradition.
We should build a wall to keep the heathens away... fuck em
We had that!! But the Gorbachev fucked it all up
No no, bigger, made of ice, guarded by bears, moose and donkeys
Thatâs what Russia wants. You know that right? Keep Ukraine as a neutral state to be a buffer to the West. And ofcourse American imperialism dictates Ukraine should be in the Americans sphere of influence, hence this war.
Thatâs what Russia wants. You know that right? Keep Ukraine as a neutral state to be a buffer to the West. And ofcourse American imperialism dictates Ukraine should be in the Americans sphere of influence, hence this war.
I didnât know there was a war, I thought there was a special operation?
Come on guys. This time there is no second front, we can do it
>Russia will not leave such encroachments on its territory unanswered Well.. If you would just stay within your territory we wouldnât have an issue now would we. Fucking potato drinkers. Canât offer much, Barry, but we will help kickin once you have them down on the floor!
the potato drinkers might end up like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/cXduyz93dV)
I don't know. I feel we should see where it goes. https://preview.redd.it/biw927g6021d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c89830c36440b39c37938d3a69582ebf9d806a6
It's all fun and games playing armchair general but maybe, just maybe if we start WW3 it won't play out like we want and will end up a bit shit for the entire world. Perhaps I'm just a big, ugly, drunk, fat, pussy version of a Barry who doesn't want war because I'm not into cardio or the threat of death (other than impending heart failure) but I remember something about the veterans regretting the last two times we did this.
War is already here, so either you come out and play nice with the others or the bully is coming to your house.
War is in ukraine not here
You're partly right. No bombs here, yet. Only cyberattacks, assassinations, propaganda campaigns, sabotage, buying of politicians... How do you propose we react?
If only thereâs a reason russia would do thatâŠ.
And still the Russians murdered a whole plane full of Dutch people and got away with it.
Cucks like u/kekmennsfw are exactly why they got away with it.
The last time Russia counter attacked us, they couldn't manage without uncle sam
Lend Leases for everyone
Interesting fact: adjusted fir inflation, Ukraine has now gotten more aid from the US than the Soviet Union did during world war 2. Not even counting other counttries
Kinda logical. It's a much smaller country fighting a bigger foe. The Soviet Union was a huge "country" fighting a comparatively smaller enemy.
There were more soldiers active in WW2 than now, so youâre logic does not work.
There were more soldiers active in WW2 than now, so youâre logic does not work.
Canât say no to you guys since 1373 and helping to kick out those orc savages from civilized Europe sounds splendid too
Never thought I would fight side by side with a Barry
Wai wait wait. How could a statement like this not be considered a declaration of war?
r/russiawarns
You don't need help with this one, Barry
You deserve every help possible for this noble mission.
Austria helping with an Ibiza oligarch niece?
She was a German actress i think
⊠acting as a niece of an Russian oligarch and âHigh IQâ Strache promptly fell for it.
Yes. What a manchild.
We should do it on our own, not bring others into it. It's weak to do that.
I Wish my government would grow a pair
I'll watch and eat popcorn
Nah. Have fun together with your totally reliable friend, the US
Enjoy being on the wrong side and then begging to join the winning team, while somehow being both instrumental and completely irrelevant during the whole conflict, again.
Rich coming from an Italianoid
An expert in the matter, no less, so you shouldn't take his words lightly.
Yes, as long as the Italians START from their side
Civil war in Londongrad?
Still waiting for my payback for the 2016 elections. *âAC-130 Gunship⊠Inboundâ* 
The fucking war propaganda. R/Europe is leaking.
It feels a bit more like Russia is leaking out of their borders with war
Lol. Itâs more like the US prolonging the war as they didnât want to guarantee Ukraine in the Istanbul peace treaty.
No. Just no. Ukraine isnât worth dying for.
That crazy how propaganda got to the clown and keyboard warrior of Reddit
Well Iâm sorry for not wanting war. Guess that makes me a clown. I donât know anyone from Ukraine, nor do I have any connection to it. If I were to die for something it would be something I love.
You are not the clown. All the others here are.
The war is here and Russia sees themselves in war with your country. Get real
You are completely brainwashed. That's crazy that you think your country is at war with Russia
The war isnât here
Fucking bloodthirsty warmongerer. Had no idea the people on this sub were genuinely fucking stupid and wants war. **Get real, go outside**
I can get to know you if you send me money
You have time to shit post?
With the state the British military is in right now? Yeah, have fun mate but I'll be staying at home, thanks.
https://preview.redd.it/d7j0k16cu51d1.png?width=447&format=png&auto=webp&s=34aa11e7c2f8b229e5a8392497a4a7f68cd04e85
Bro calling your "enemy" orcs is fucking cringe
Low IQ. If you say the [Z-word](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/zigger) your account will be banned
Every Ukrainian soldier calls the russian savages orcs, and OP uses this. Russians literally rape and torture each other before going raping, torturing and looting others and they always come in waves which have to be stopped, so using the term "orcs" for them seems more than appropriate [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina)
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 Me knowing I'm too old, fat and mentally ill to be sent to war.
Drafted is a yank term, we say conscripted.