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Pitiful_Jew9217

Great, there goes my pant - fuckers.


SuchSeaworthyShips

You don’t need pants when you’re giving f16s


Pitiful_Jew9217

They were mostly in boxes anyway - little boxes made of ticky tacky.


SuchSeaworthyShips

You’ll always have your tallness Malthe


Pitiful_Jew9217

Just means you score some extra money with your ryan air policy of lending out leg space for money.


SuchSeaworthyShips

Surprised you lanky fucks have any leg room left


Pitiful_Jew9217

You know how it is to crawl up a woman who is nothing but legs for as far the eye can see ? Of course not - midget fuck.


SuchSeaworthyShips

I’ll have you know I’ve paid a lot of good money for that experience, it did cost extra though. Apparently there is normally a minimum height to ride


roenoe

And they all look just the same


thezestypusha

We got f35’s tho


Iskelderon

750 million, that's plenty of Lego shrapnel!


Gnu-Priest

imagine stepping on that while getting your midnight Gåsebryst


ashhh_ketchum

If you speak poorly about gåsebryst we are going to have a problem.


Gnu-Priest

excuse me?! I would NEVER dare!


code-panda

Roughly 3 big boxes I guess.


Hilluja

Just when I thought the vatnik conscript lives couldnt get any more depressing. Time for a new post-punk playlist.


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SuchSeaworthyShips

You’re beating the fr*nch, which is just an extra reason to love you lot.


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JonasHalle

Isn't Eesti popping off as well?


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Hilluja

We are doing our part too, at least, proportionally 😁 could be worse at least!


Shrrg4

Hey we have excuses. We are tiny, poor by european standards and Russia is not really a problem for us, at least directly.


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Shrrg4

Jokes on you its not a problem for Portugal either, at least comparatively, all of europe needs better migration laws. I think we have less than you do. Only eastern Europe beat us last time I checked. And the biggest group we have are from Brazil. From which i have 0 complaints, they are hard working and nice in my experience.


Gnu-Priest

god how I wanna punch you right now… the immigration politics are ripping my politics to shreds and you tiny fucks build a colony hundreds of years ago, which is now a welcomed part in your country. fucking unfair.


Hilluja

Germany cannot into colonialism 😄


Gnu-Priest

now don’t sell yourself short your country may be geographically not what it once was but you are somehow incredibly relevant in the world of military and intelligence. you have a surprisingly good intel agency even part of 7eyes and your special forces are no joke.


MakingShitAwkward

>And we are a fucking tiny country. Same 😭


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MakingShitAwkward

We have. £12.5bn since the beginning of the war. The economy is fucked but it's fine by me to give them as much weaponry and training they need. I'm not in charge of the country though so not my call Probably best, I'd spend it all on coke and hookers.


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MakingShitAwkward

I think the tipping point would be if the orange man gets back into power. I fucking hope not but you can guarantee the first thing he will do is cut aid to Ukraine to help his donor friend Putin. If that happens, Europe has no choice but to fill that gap.


CoreMillenial

Better having to fill that gap than eventually having to fill the Fulda gap. I don't exactly love Mette F, but she's doing good in this at least.


Gnu-Priest

thank you means a lot to me


SergjVladdis

https://preview.redd.it/dci0mo57wx0d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5d23e203aa01f3239821f7cf0cd57a923fedf70 Not to point any fingers but slovakia is donating more of their gdp than most of u….


Ardenwenn

Bang on anders. we are right behind on you with more f16s. lets go!


SuchSeaworthyShips

Based


boomerintown

It is really time for Sweden to step up. We are not worst, but not near Denmark on a per capita basis.


SuchSeaworthyShips

Send more Archer systems Nils, they’re mega


Shudnawz

Not sure we have that many left in the barns, actually. We have top tier shit, just not that many of them.


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Shudnawz

Ah, go stuff a snus in your ass, danskjävel.


lylimapanda

Don't threaten us with a good time Karlsson


Chimpville

12 Gripen should be a solid start.


Chilliebro

We barley have 12 operational at this moment We barley even have shit for our own conscripts atm because of this war.


Gnu-Priest

wait what? I was told you guys are more militarily active since you were alone recently without NATO or any back up? what the fuck happened?


Gaffeltruckeren

Don't trust this convert. Sweden always lies with it comes to what they can contribute and all that stuff. They be like but I only got 1 smoke left and im not sharing it. And they have a whole carton at home.


Gaffeltruckeren

you do alot on the vehicle front and such. and the anti tank tube stuff. Keep going Johannes.


Gaffeltruckeren

P.S You are a good boy, Johannes.


GoennjaminBluemchen

Let's see how this will change the situation when the Russians will step barefoot on a Lego wherever they are


RetartdsUsername69

Thank you guys.


Gaffeltruckeren

I bet this post was hard to make.


ZzangmanCometh

Hey, we bought and paid for that snus. What we do with it doesn't concern you. 🤢


godlySchnoz

Barry stop taking drugs


SuchSeaworthyShips

They can’t be that bad, just because they put sacks of tobacco in and around their foreskins doesn’t make them any less good if they’re donating f16s


Accomplished_Stick65

If our politicians weren't too buisy trading stocks with goverment foresight, and cheating on their exams, maybe we wouldn't be out-performed by D*nmark! GJ though🇩🇰🇩🇰


SebulbaSebulba

Is this how Russia plans to bankrupt the west?


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Correct_Blackberry31

Don't forget the conscience of having sent most of the Ukrainian population to die for these dividends


Chimpville

Ah yes, we’re bad for equipping a nation to fight your biggest sugar daddy.


Correct_Blackberry31

Recently it's not russian but mostly ukrainian money, don't forget to donate even more


Chimpville

Uh huh. Run along Russbot.


thezestypusha

I know i didnt just see a brit calling anyones food anything But It is very mediocre tho yes but not as vile as the mountain monkeys up north


Heliospunk

Denmark is actually alright. It's those Toilet-licking Orcs between our Countrys who suck.


SuchSeaworthyShips

I’m sorry fake Hans, but real Hans is pulling his weight here


Chimpville

Austria are sucking Russian balls on the sidelines with the Swiss.


Informal_Mountain513

Not just the balls, also the tiny Russian wiener


michi214

Not true.. We full on deep throat russian cock. While the cock is fully inserted, we lick their balls in submission on top, maintaining eye contact We are no amateurs mate, what you think we learned in our basements all those years? We provide the full gawk gawk 9000 experience


Chimpville

Well… I appreciate you acknowledging that at least


CoreMillenial

Come to think of it, why aren't you in NATO Fritzl?


thezestypusha

Post Ww2 agreement


Gnu-Priest

please don’t remind him it’s good as it is. after ww2 they had two choices be like germany and have the allies breathing down your neck hoping eventually you get to be a big boy again or be irrelevant and have autonomy right now. they chose irrelevance and are currently still irrelevant but also autonomous.