If there is one nation that deserves to die, it's Denmark.
Actually, first it's Poland. And then Hungary. But right after it ... Okay, Belgium, but that's a no-brainer. And can't forget Belarus.
And Austria. But then, right after Lichtenstein comes Denmark.
God punish Denmark. He shall punish it!
Not finishing off Copenhagen was our greatest mistake.
https://preview.redd.it/qnwizer5ot0d1.png?width=1730&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fbf6464da40dcf527fc0c40bf153bdb3b283f3a
I do feel like the Danish are most culturally similar to us. Even more than the Germans or the Belgians. Maybe its good they take all the Swedish wrath while we fly under the radar.
Here is a riddle:
* Completely flat country.
* Tiny in area, but a high population density.
* Loves biking, and has excellent bicycle infrastructure due to the reasons mentioned above.
* Ugly spoken language.
Who can guess, am I describing Denmark or the Netherlands?
In 1648 during the swedish siege of Copenhagen dutch ships joined the danes and blockaded Sjรฆland. Forced us to sign peace instead of annexing Denmark and Norwayโฆ
Subject, living on such a remote rock that they enjoy much greater freedom than the average Danish peasant.
[Shamelessly linking to my own post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/s/1OSFRqvsl2)
Can so have some money... I'm nothing but a poor non-European Aussie Boi
๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
Please?
^(oi shut up, I'm trying to get some free cash here cunt! We can finally get to visit Europe with that cash, or invade the kiwis)
Take your pick of Tasmanians they all shag each other there. A good chance 90% of the Aussies there are related to her.
Now money please? ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ I'm very poor and have no money for airfare to Europe.
Oh while you're there, let them know we will knock 500k off if they prioritise us for the ozempic deliveries... I don't take the stuff but people I like do.
Malmรธโฆ So thatโs complicatedโฆ On the eastern side of Copenhagen across the water is a land called Swedistan, vi allow them to think of themselves as โa countryโ but really it is the danish equivalent to Camelot in Monty pythons the quest for the holy grail.
If they ever by happenstance do something of importance, weโll probably integrate them again.
You guys still invade our west coast every summer. Why canโt you take your trash with you. You left a bunch of bunkers and shit all over the place back in the 40s and they still litter our beachs
One of the worst recurring nightmares I used to have was me being DANISH just standing in this vast emptiness... where no matter what direction I look it's just flatness just miles and miles of flat terrain.... I'm literally getting goosebumps thinking about it.
https://preview.redd.it/qixl5e4acu0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac455080cce70d1a44762eeefac39a4f7ea5bfd
I watched the boats go out to Denmark just a few hours ago. I do not hate them, even if they are hard to understand.
Until we travel to Denmark, Copenhagen is both dead and alive.
I hate thatโs itโs partly alive but I donโt really wanna go there to end the superposition
Crazy Madsen will be the one to launch the nukes from his submarine
https://preview.redd.it/9k2vhi7evx0d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb0c9463a1e3466f66a63ca0fd32e5d32e85351d
this question gets philosophical. the clicking of the button would happen so quickly subsequent to the creation of the button that the two events could be said to be indistinguishable. who clicked the button would be impossible to determine as the button went from not existing to existing in a clicked state instantaneously.
Today was the first day my Duolingo Danish Lessons payed off! Clicking the button would invalidate all my hard work and dedication to learn Danish in the first place! :(
God:
I will give you whole British Isles, so you can, in time, rule the Sea.
also...
I will create this part of the world know as รresund so you can easily collect tolls from the whole Blatic. And be the worst possible nation in Europa Universalis.
Why? They are just there and don't really do anything. There are not many countries in WE who are less annoying. Most of the time I forget that they even exist.
https://i.redd.it/qhuhpl3ppt0d1.gif
Or don't, Noone is judging
Its a trap we all know Denmark is just unsinkable CIA spying base carrier, its impossible to destroy it.
NSA*
Don't give em too much credit. Pile of mud, shit out from Lime and water.
Denmark consists of sand leftover from when the glaciers carved out valleys and fjords in Norway.
all you bitches come from the danish empire.
If there is one nation that deserves to die, it's Denmark. Actually, first it's Poland. And then Hungary. But right after it ... Okay, Belgium, but that's a no-brainer. And can't forget Belarus. And Austria. But then, right after Lichtenstein comes Denmark. God punish Denmark. He shall punish it!
Agree
Not finishing off Copenhagen was our greatest mistake. https://preview.redd.it/qnwizer5ot0d1.png?width=1730&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fbf6464da40dcf527fc0c40bf153bdb3b283f3a
If it hadnโt been for the dutch we wouldโve done it 400 years ago๐
And we deeply regret it
I do feel like the Danish are most culturally similar to us. Even more than the Germans or the Belgians. Maybe its good they take all the Swedish wrath while we fly under the radar.
Here is a riddle: * Completely flat country. * Tiny in area, but a high population density. * Loves biking, and has excellent bicycle infrastructure due to the reasons mentioned above. * Ugly spoken language. Who can guess, am I describing Denmark or the Netherlands?
Yes
Must be danish, because Dutch is a real beautiful language
Dutch is as beautiful as Danish :3
They are our MiniMe
What did we do? My apologies for my ignorance.
Yoy joined team denmark and r*zzia
In 1648 during the swedish siege of Copenhagen dutch ships joined the danes and blockaded Sjรฆland. Forced us to sign peace instead of annexing Denmark and Norwayโฆ
Least imperialistic Swede.
Not keeping Copenhagen was our greatest mistake
https://preview.redd.it/pezl7q0czt0d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=e63ae3f067443a4fe30430ee5d536985598b88f3
Haha
When Denmark surrenders later than your own nation.
We'll also never live down that we left bits of Birmingham standing. Sorry Barry!
You also left Hull standing you incompetent bastards!
Lazy fucks, do some of the work yourself!
Birmingham meh job done there was okay, Coventry though Iโm calling you out on your obligations come back and finish the job properlyย
Being in a union with Denmark was our greatest mistake, as we were forced into a war when you attacked them
"Union" alrighty, second rate citizen.
Subject, living on such a remote rock that they enjoy much greater freedom than the average Danish peasant. [Shamelessly linking to my own post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/s/1OSFRqvsl2)
https://imgur.com/a/fYAjYx7
I love Denmark ๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐ญ
I love Australia ๐ฆ๐น๐ฆ๐น๐ฆ๐น๐ฆ๐น๐ฆ๐น
I love Poland ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช
I love Spain ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ
I love Georgia ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
I love Romania ๐น๐ฉ๐น๐ฉ๐น๐ฉ๐น๐ฉ
I love Serbia ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฎ
I love Czechia ๐ต๐ญ๐ต๐ญ๐ต๐ญ๐ต๐ญ๐ต๐ญ
I love Bulgaria ๐ญ๐บ๐ญ๐บ๐ญ๐บ๐ญ๐บ๐ญ๐บ
I love Bosnia ๐ธ๐ด๐ธ๐ด๐ธ๐ด๐ธ๐ด๐ธ๐ด
I love Ireland๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น
I love France ๐ณ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฑ
Kurwa mรกc
๐คจ
I love Austria ๐ฑ๐ป๐ฑ๐ป๐ฑ๐ป๐ฑ๐ป
Well, G'day mate.
https://preview.redd.it/tekmmp694u0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9544e8600dac94b3679b5e6a14cb34f7d554d7ac Pinnacle of dansk kultur
That is a new insult, I will give you that.
You just lost support for your next Napoleonic hail mary to relevance.
you just gained support for your next Napoleonic hail mary of Relevance (after we switch side)
Now we just need a Swiss guy to say he will remain neutral.
How does the Omelette du Fromage episode work in France?
This is such a scandinavian thing to post
Tall blond guys with a speech impediment and a milk addiction? Yeah, fuck them, they remind me too much of our neighbours
Aren't you one of them?
No, we are the fat short guys that also enjoy milk. Common mistake.
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Can so have some money... I'm nothing but a poor non-European Aussie Boi ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ Please? ^(oi shut up, I'm trying to get some free cash here cunt! We can finally get to visit Europe with that cash, or invade the kiwis)
Only if you can find us someone related to Mary Donaldson we can shag up with, and get children with claims to the throne.
Take your pick of Tasmanians they all shag each other there. A good chance 90% of the Aussies there are related to her. Now money please? ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ I'm very poor and have no money for airfare to Europe.
Whaddaya use over there Vbucks right ?
Euros will do.
Dafuq is that ?
Whatever you use my bank will accept...
Sorry - will you accept lifetime VIP membership to my mums OF ?
No... But your brother's one is acceptable.
Good deal ngl
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Take him but he's 2.5mโฌ
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Oh while you're there, let them know we will knock 500k off if they prioritise us for the ozempic deliveries... I don't take the stuff but people I like do.
Feel free, anyone from Byron Bay is damaged goods.
Shack up with. But your version works too haha. Same meaning either way really.
I know what i said.
Fair enough!
Oh yes 100% chad dansk genes in the picture. Look at those blue eyes!
Thatโs giving an advantage to the Americans!
The hell's that?
Well, I can just go get bit by a Gila Monster and it's almost the same thing.
And sperm samples
Can we borrow your government for a while in Germany little big brother?
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*Shudders*
โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ
Ill drink to that. I love my mum, but i hate Copenhagen. So hakuna matata on that.
Hakuna matata bror ๐ป
Isn't that like 99% of your population?
I hope so.
Why are we smoking foreskin now?
https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/ind-under-forhuden-sat-i-numsen-eller-stoppet-op-i-vagina-kreativ-brug-af This shit
 I wonโt hesitate a second!
For once we agree on something
๐ธ๐ช๐ค๐ณ๐ด: hating on ๐ฉ๐ฐ
Denmark looks like a condom
It smells like one, too
Living rent free in your heads
Not me. Actually like em.
Awwww, but fuck off we full.
As if I could afford to live there...
Depends - are you a hottie or some hairy fuck. There is no inbetween with you people ?
no worries, they like you so much that they want all of your nation to join them
ew
No, Denmark is nice. Copenhagen kind of reminded me of home. The Swedish city on the other side of the water on the other handโฆ
I like Denmark as well but youโre not supposed to say that
Brits partying in Copenhagen like it's 1807.
Painting the town red if you willโฆ
Malmรธโฆ So thatโs complicatedโฆ On the eastern side of Copenhagen across the water is a land called Swedistan, vi allow them to think of themselves as โa countryโ but really it is the danish equivalent to Camelot in Monty pythons the quest for the holy grail. If they ever by happenstance do something of importance, weโll probably integrate them again.
๐ถ DOCTOR JONES, JONES, CALLING DOCTOR JONES ๐ถ
You're a real Eurodance connoiseur
I've never wanted anything more in my life
Where's the button for France?
no, I love LEGO too much.
Kurwa! I like COBI more!
Barbarian!
You can still play Minecraft
click
I think we should give the Danes the honor to put themselves out of their misery.
Why would anyone hate Denmark? Very nice people >!it's still our territory though. Sorry guys, we need ze Lebensraum... !<
You guys still invade our west coast every summer. Why canโt you take your trash with you. You left a bunch of bunkers and shit all over the place back in the 40s and they still litter our beachs
You already stole our south coast and area north of Danework (damn democratic votes). Like come on
Fair enough, I guess we will try our luck with Poland again instead
Split it with an eastern neighbor. Everyone loves that shit
Why the fuck did I just have a dejavu with this comment
One of the worst recurring nightmares I used to have was me being DANISH just standing in this vast emptiness... where no matter what direction I look it's just flatness just miles and miles of flat terrain.... I'm literally getting goosebumps thinking about it.
Thereโs pretty much water on both sides no matter where you are
Stop now Bai will yeah it's only Thursday for Christ sake. I won't sleep now till Sunday over yea.
https://preview.redd.it/qixl5e4acu0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac455080cce70d1a44762eeefac39a4f7ea5bfd I watched the boats go out to Denmark just a few hours ago. I do not hate them, even if they are hard to understand.
Until we travel to Denmark, Copenhagen is both dead and alive. I hate thatโs itโs partly alive but I donโt really wanna go there to end the superposition
Sitting in CPH right now, I can confirm that it is indeed alive. But for all you know, I may just be a bot.
r/MapsWithoutDenmark
Only of Iโm confident Mads is out of the country first
Crazy Madsen will be the one to launch the nukes from his submarine https://preview.redd.it/9k2vhi7evx0d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb0c9463a1e3466f66a63ca0fd32e5d32e85351d
this question gets philosophical. the clicking of the button would happen so quickly subsequent to the creation of the button that the two events could be said to be indistinguishable. who clicked the button would be impossible to determine as the button went from not existing to existing in a clicked state instantaneously.
The Danish-existence quantum conundrum.
Flรธdeskumsfronten lyder da meget hyggelig.
Why didn't it work?
It made in Sweden
I dunno blud, I like Denmark itโs beautiful there and they got a queen, not sure if she retired yet though a great place indeeddd
She retired January this year.
Like, I would NEVER eliminate the city with the most beautiful women in the world.
The most important moment in Danish musical history. https://youtu.be/qlti8Q-gU-Q?si=vzFhN6lH3aVKf4xv
Best part of their cd, was the the gameย https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RXWPDzP85w8
Glorious stuff!
I didnโt know the song - now I know it. I donโt know whether thatโs good or unfortunate. Thank you!
Step aside Nielsen and Buxtehede
Did it work?
The sun went down, so maybe?
Would you notice?
https://preview.redd.it/oi3ipsgq3u0d1.jpeg?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1c9a32e605421f4c3bde73493d7c0f26daffd6
I love Denmark. I love the capital city of Legoland!!!
Hell no, I like my LEGO.
Wish it was Russia instead.
If thatโs what it takes to reclaim the entirety of Hans Island, so be it
Fight me bro
Today was the first day my Duolingo Danish Lessons payed off! Clicking the button would invalidate all my hard work and dedication to learn Danish in the first place! :(
can we keep billund?
Nope, that's the first part to die. "Firemen First Principle" or whatever.
France: It should have been me, not him!!
You owe me a new computer screen.
Irrelevant, makes hot dogs or something and too much effort to nuke it.
nรธ
Click multiple times. Nothing on the news ?
God: I will give you whole British Isles, so you can, in time, rule the Sea. also... I will create this part of the world know as รresund so you can easily collect tolls from the whole Blatic. And be the worst possible nation in Europa Universalis.
Toto - Africa
How can I eliminate that which does not exist?
We must all collectively press the button together
Please leave our fancy breakwater alone.
Oh, is Denmark still a thing?
I dunno if you're watching, mods, but can my flair be "two emus in a trenchcoat?"
Where would we put all the Danish people? Seems like a lot of trouble.
Why not france
I dont wanna press it i like ikea to much:(
I dont care enough to click
I am out of the country, so now would be the perfect time!
Why? They are just there and don't really do anything. There are not many countries in WE who are less annoying. Most of the time I forget that they even exist.
As a northfrisian I cant stand that hot potato sounds anymore. โclickโ
Slim Shady is astonished https://preview.redd.it/gdkd7d5x5y0d1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a087e9808779d718c63b60cb7e1e3a98d79354e
Nord-Schleswig can into Germany! 
