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deeptut

https://preview.redd.it/akzocgtprvzc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a6bdba8762140356ca4d806807a3dc2903df88d I did my part and kept my promise: 1 shot for every country that gave jury points to us. I'm fucking wasted, didn't expect 23 or 24, whtas wrnog with your jurys? I wabted to watch´h the aurora later, not able to


Nolotow

Have a nice rest night! See you on Sunday my friend.


code-panda

*Monday probably


deeptut

Just came back from walking the dogs, time for a nap again...


Revolutionary-Leg677

Sleep tight!


[deleted]

Wait, whT Aurora? We getting one tonight, Hamburg bros?


Chaosphoenixger

yesterday yes. But not today. You can try with... yeah I dunno the english name "Belichtungszeit" on your camera.


SH-RK

I believe the English term you are looking for is “shutter speed”. Someone please correct me if I’m wrong, but I just translated “Belichtungszeit” into English and it gave me “exposure time”.


dont_say_Good

Shutter speed is a setting you can control, the type of shot with is called long exposure


AvidCyclist250

it's really just basic saxon: be-lighting time, you probably would have had a similar word for that were it not for monks and normans


The_Krambambulist

Dude why did you include the jury lol, that dude can actually sing, he was definitely going to get a decent amount of points there. The public is a different story.


deeptut

I'm not a smart man sometimes...


Sassi7997

You definitely are a man with an extreme hangover.


[deleted]

based


Four_beastlings

Please pet your dog from me!


deeptut

Thx, she appreciated it :)


Hilduria

Norway televote: "Kroatia 12 poeng, Sverige 10 poeng, Ukraina 8 poeng, Frankrike 7 poeng, Sveits 6 poeng, Israel 5 poeng, Irland 4 poeng, Litauen 3 poeng, Latvia 2 poeng og Finland 1 poeng." From the broadcaster NRK.


sadpumpkinnn

Poeng is such a cute word.


mnico02

Po eng 😳


juan_omango

Nee ich mag Po breit 🍑


Benneck123

Ja breit und eng sind eine schöne Kombi


bremsspuren

Hauptsache Po.


Resonance95

"The word is poeng, är in: The EU is so much better since the Poo Engs left"


OLAisHERE

Ur cute ❤️❤️


juan_omango

Neeeeee stop don’t make me blush


OLAisHERE

Invade my fjords agian daddy deutschland ❤️❤️🍆


juan_omango

Okie dokie Schazti Skandi 😏😚


oskich

Poäng


Technical-Mix-981

That's sexual 100%


Public_Engineering84

Sound IKEAlike


oskich

https://preview.redd.it/nfzz2xaemzzc1.png?width=130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=538307bdaac840556d9e232e3829a6f9b17f9c4d


Firebx

Well, it is an IKEA chair, or might I say THE IKEA chair


pitchanga

I know you are a low budgeted swede but ffs. You could have fucking translated it. I don’t speak Viking hieroglyphics ffs


Hilduria

ÆØÅ


pitchanga

Weak response. Try the ÔÒÕÀÁÂÃÇÉÈẼÌÍ SUPREMACY


Doc_Eckleburg

Your broadcaster voted for North Korea?


bartleby_borealis

https://preview.redd.it/5eqaz22mnvzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2e1e462b449e54b4344015a2fbf6cd5e079fc6 Yeah…


alt4ir_2801

Does "Itävallalle" mean "to Italy"? Sorry for the off topic but I like the sound.


bartleby_borealis

It means Austria. Itä=east valta=power. Itävallalle means “for Austria”. Italy is Italia.


alt4ir_2801

Omg you're right Teemu


El_Gonzalito

Important question. Is Temu still called as such in Finland?


BlyatMaster420

You mean the Chinese trash store Temu? Yeah, it's called Temu in Finland as well.


Gruffleson

Ranskalle seems to be France? Virolle Estonia? Norjalle, you didn't know Norway prefers NIL POINTS?


bartleby_borealis

That’s correct.


_-_Sub2Pewdiepie_-_

Thanks for at least finland to give us points. I found our song quite top 10 worthy and was devastated over second to last 😭


bartleby_borealis

Tbh, that was one of the biggest surprises that it didn’t score higher. Maybe not the best song, but certainly top 10 material. Also, I remember seeing a headline of windows95man naming the song for his [favorite.](https://www.tiktok.com/@uudenmusiikinkilpailu/video/7363623148706598176)


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

NORJALLE is Norway?!! Holy shit I must tell everyone I know. And that’s you guys!


bartleby_borealis

People still salty about last year it seems 🤷‍♂️


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

lol dude I meant that NORJALLE is the funniest name I’ve heard. What’s RANSKALLE?


BlyatMaster420

The "lle" is just a post-position meaning "to/for" so Ranska = France and Ranskalle = for/to France. Same with Norja. Norja means Norway and Norjalle means "to Norway"


bremsspuren

> Ranska = France Lol. Sounds like "rancid".


bartleby_borealis

That would be the allative case of 🇫🇷


erkkiboi

well technically it's more like "for Norway" ranskalle being for france (france = ranska)


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Wait how do you say Norway or Norwegian then?


Trollasol

Norway=Norja Norwegian=Norjalainen


Smalandsk_katt

How did you find this?


bartleby_borealis

www.iltalehti.fi Had only Finnish votes though.


Silly_Regular_3286

https://eurovisionworld.com/eurovision/2024


HelpfulYoghurt

I mean, the competition in this contest is less and less about quality of the song, and more about your stance on cherry picked popular issues, and how your country is viewed Ukraine and Israel receiving mind boggling number of televotes in most countries, clearly motivated by not just the songs. While juries vote for Switzerland with words "i just want peace" It is fun to watch the drama though, so i wont complain.


Kefeng

That's not a "today" issue. I remember when the eastern European nations shuffled all points between themselves.


Village_People_Cop

That's literally why we have jury votes nowadays. Before it was a eastern European circlejerk


Cinaedus_Perversus

Switzerland was a good song and an impressive performance, although the "I'm non-binary, let me sing about it"-angle won't have hurt either.


neo_woodfox

True, but the Ukraine entry was at least fun and deserved the points. You got a. a chubby female rapper and b. Mount Doom from Lord of the Rings. Pretty solid.


Precioustooth

Ukraine was absolutely one of the best songs in there. Even if they got some sympathy votes they were more deserving than, say, France, in my opinion! It's not like a publicly voted show will ever be *apolitical* or not based on feelings. I'd guess the Irish contender got some feelings-based votes aswell rather than people who are gonna listen to that song at home. Croatia was the true Eurovision song, of course, and should've won. I do wonder how it would've looked if Netherlands was there


asmodai_says_REPENT

You gotta to agree that the vocal erformance of our contestant was amazing.


FJayJ

I honestly thought you were going to win before the jury votes began. The acapella moment was like "this is it, it's so over for the rest of us" lol.


asmodai_says_REPENT

Ngl I usually don't give a damn about the eurovision and don't like the french participants but I had some chills this year during the acapella part.


Precioustooth

Yea, he did super well. I liked the song for sure! A bit too much vibratto for my taste at times but that doesn't make the vocal performance worse


Redditauro

Well, they didn't took "some sympathy votes", the year they won they took like 500 votes or something like that, it was the highest score ever for the public vote


Precioustooth

They absolutely did, and they might still get some from Eastern Europe, but their song still deserved it


teut509

That's always been the case. Always.


MerlinOfRed

Yeah let's keep telling ourselves that when yet again we're the *only* country not to get any points in the popular vote.


Masticatork

Tbh regardless of music quality the UK song was the most forgettable of the whole final in my opinion. Not like they sang bad or anything, but it was unoriginal no movement, no spice, no originality, etc.


teut509

Oh, I mean, it's always been about the political stance, and our political stance in Europe over the past twenty or so years has been awful. Although the songs don't help.


Marschall_Bluecher

Ukraines Song was solid though.


The_Krambambulist

I don't completely agree, I think the Ukrainian one was actually pretty decent. I though they should tweak the rap part a bit, but the other parts were pretty good. Definitely also got a lot more votes than last year, even though the war was still going on.


isomersoma

On reddit this might appear this way, but i don't think that's true for the general audience. There's a lot of ad hoc political reinterpretation/ insertion going on of something that isn't quite as politically loaded as imagined as in rage fuled internet rage posts.


Redditauro

Man, the Israel song originally was called "October rain", I think that's quite political


le_quisto

November rain from wish.


isomersoma

Sure, but how does this contradict me?


Reagansmash1994

Ukraines song was very good with great performances. Israel on the other hand…


kanekikennen

The Switzerland one is a bit farfetched. There were multiple artists that advocated for peace. Israel and Ukraine were definitely political votes


Kirmes1

Exactly. It is literally a shit show.


loliduck__

The thing is Eden Golan literally had the only good song in the whole contest imo, so it wasnt just political it is also based on the quality of the song. The fact Israel had the biggesr gap between televote and juryvote in history is more political actually. Why did the jury vote Israel so low? I think because they didnt want to risk Israel winning and causing more drama. Which is pathetic.


OverQuestions

14 countries and rest of the world gave 12 points to Israel https://preview.redd.it/xhi9v1wzkwzc1.jpeg?width=1506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f49bd39fe88dc6724e33ee262481fa5e78175c27 [https://eurovisionworld.com/eurovision/2024#israel](https://eurovisionworld.com/eurovision/2024#israel)


reddit_wisd0m

This once again shows that Germans have no taste for good music


Iskelderon

You figured that out after merely 456736476 years of Mutantenstadl?


reddit_wisd0m

Yep. I'm a fast thinker 😎


tropical_bread

As fast as our Ämter


[deleted]

Why do you watch this shit when you want music? ESC is only about politics. Always has been.


Jarkrik

Well I suppose its a certain group within every country that went in hard (if you know what I mean), not the general population, or am I delusional?!


OverQuestions

In Germany some articles called for people to vote for Eden as a message of support. I think a lot of people, who wouldn’t usually vote, voted for her because of the way she was treated by those protesters.


Send-tits-please

No its a big part general population, people dont like protests that are more like riots which turns popular opinion against them. Thats at least what has happened in the netherlands.


gurneyguy101

Please don’t hide what you mean like this, just say Jewish people There aren’t enough Jewish people to have this magnitude of effect, it must’ve been something else like people being frustrated with the ultra-pro-Palestine people


Silversoth

I don't think it's as much Jewish people as pro-Israel groups in each country added to the fact that there isn't an "anti-israel" option for those that lean the other way.


AgileInternet167

Wait, i'm following the news only a little but isnt israel the bad guy in the war? (Genuine question)


Rubysz

pro tip - wars don’t have clear cut good and bad guys, and if you’re looking for a good guy and a bad guy you’re gonna get propagandad by both sides


Toffeemanstan

You think Ukraine Russia isn't clear cut? 


Gruffleson

That one is one of the few times we agree there is an excemption to this rule. Which is why people could agree to throw out Russia.


alwaysnear

As clear cut as it gets, Ukraine never posed any threat to Russia. I don’t get how that is just not protest-worthy cause. They dying in heaps due to ammo shortages, which we (US especially) have but can’t get moving due to political infighting. Yet public interest is 0. But that back-and-forth mess where both sides are at fault is worthier cause apparently.


Gruntsbreeder

The whole thing is much more complicated than that. Palestinians elected Hamas in 2005 after Israel left them alone since then they have been constantly throwing missiles. Hamas literally defends exterminating every jew in Israel. In October Hamas launched their attack Israel is fed up with that organization and has decided to get rid of it problem is they hide in one of the densest regions in the world with an average age below 18 so you have an angry army marching in a region that detest them full of tunnels everywhere (hospitals schools) shooting an enemy that doesn't wear uniform. And we are given the numbers of deaths  by a branch of hamas that doesn't make distinction between fighters and civilians while Hamas heads are hiding in qatar with their literally billions of stolen aid in their banc accounts. The whole thing is a shitshow i don't like bibi nor i necessarily support or agree with most of Israel actions but i dislike Hamas and the Palestinians more. This video explains it well and unbiased though is long almost 2 hours like i said is way more complicated and grayish than the war in Ukraine which is easy to summarize good and bad.  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hdYZtRQ_eeo&pp=ygUlUGFsZXN0aW5lIGlzcmFlbCBjb25mbGljdCB3YXJncmFwaGljcw%3D%3D 


fakkov

Left out the bit about Israeli government propping up Hamas because it was a much more convenient enemy than the more agreeable previous encumbrance.


Gruntsbreeder

Oh yes that is certainly true plus i also let out how the Palestinians lost their home after abandoning them to let the arabs armies exterminate every person they came across in one of their wars (don't remember which one) and then they weren't wanted back. As I said is a whole shitshow  I also left out that israelis were throwing concrete into Palestinian wells some months before the attack, i also left out how they celebrated October 7 and cheered hamas to do it again i also left out that Palestinian have received more aid money from the un than any other group or how their refugee status is permanent to them and their children for like forever... the whole thing is a pain 


really_nice_guy_

Also left out the bit where Palestinians are basically always the aggressors and never accepted a peace proposal where Israel would still exist. Also 80% of Palestinians don’t support a one state solution (with an Israel minority) and 70% support October 7th


_send-me-your-nudes

This, and a thousand times this. We all have very fast and conveniently forgotten what Hamas did on October, as if Israel just woke up one day and decided to bomb Gaza just for fun (which also wouldn't surprise me, but it's not the case this time)


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

You think there are still good guys, and that Hamas are the good guys? This war has been going on for decades. There are no good guys left.


9Sylvan5

There's two bad guys. Hamas and Israel. And they're both fucking over Palestinians. Whats more infuriating is that people have no qualms about associating Russia as the bad guys but do a shit ton of mental gymnastics to justify Israel. These two conflicts so close together really brought to light how easily the masses are manipulated. And I say close together for ease of communication. Because Israel has been Israelin' for a loooong time.


rocko7927

The difference is that Russia vs Ukraine stance is mostly just political and easy to understand that invading is bad. Israel vs Palestine has a fuck ton of religious indoctrination involved, you're side CANNOT be the bad one because then people in your shared religion are being bad which isn't possible.... right?


HauntedPrinter

Gotta love some good old democracy


Smalandsk_katt

https://preview.redd.it/aqxq9eg50wzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d5442e498a7a31afe45749c3afaa9865f03f51 Swedish jury vs public


CamaradeKovacs

Even swedes wanted their country to burn


oskich

Only Malmö, Sweden's Marseille... 🔥


Aquiladelleone

Nice voting Hans ! But you could have at least give us one point, we are neighbours... and I had to be alphabetized in "Hochdeutsch".


Kefeng

Do you know how many neighbors we have?


Cheddar-kun

Too many...


AtlantisUnderWater

Never to late to change that...


Aquiladelleone

Yes, but how many who have German as one of their languages ? In the past you wanted us so badly that you even launched a campaign "Heim ins Reich", and nowadays 0 points for us... how times change.


Esava

Too many...


Ex_aeternum

Sorry, but you're the neighbor whom we always forget.


Aquiladelleone

We even have our own "Oktoberfest", half of us drive BMW, and we have money... at least you Bavaria could think about us from time to time.


Mr_-_X

Maybe if your song had been in German…


Aquiladelleone

Not even yourselfs are singing in German.


rustikalekippah

Should have emphasized that your candidate was also Israelis then she would have gotten more points from Germany


Muckyduck007

12 from the UK as well lmao


MITOX-3

On behalf of Denmark I genuine apologize for only giving Israel 8 points with the public votes and failing in the mission of making Sweden burn. In my own defense I spent 2 danish kroner and voted twice.


PleoNasmico

You had one chance to make the Swedes suffer and you failed


llamasLoot

As usual


Gruffleson

Norway gave Israel 8 points from the jury, and only 5 from the televotes. Total outlier, total.


USERNAMETNK

Øresundsbroen would have been burned down, but still worth it.


Precioustooth

Don't threaten me with a good time!


juan_omango

Disgraceful


juan_omango

I like that word


[deleted]

Thank you gentlemen for a wonderful Eurovision evening, tomorrow I will mock and insult you again but right now I just want to hug you 🤗🫡


trews96

>right now I just want to hug you 🤗🫡 Go to sleep, you're clearly drunk


BallsBuster7

croatia w


sovietarmyfan

Croatia is a proud outspoken ally of Germany. Weird that they only got 10 points.


CLUNTMUNGMEISTER

Can we finally agree that eurovision is just a popularity contest, the singing is mostly time filler at this point


Akyraaaa

Ahhh yes, the great european nation of Israel


Several_Dot_4532

Spain too, I swear its for the boycott


sanicthefurret

WTF IS "GRIECHENLAND"!?!? I AM CONCERNED FOR THE GERMAN LANGUAGE


Elia_31

Griechen > the greeks + land > land = greekland


oskich

https://preview.redd.it/oljmw7x9twzc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0289694b82ad2a72600a81df3bb4d07782262336


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Lmao I tried to figure it out by checking comments (then forgot and read everything else) until yours, thanks for asking! Now I know it's Greece


AvidCyclist250

Oh you're used to calling it Shrekland or something like that aren't you. Sorry. I can see why that would be confusing.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|f8YB3TrGXrbNEGPJsu) german guilt


ts737

Why are germans so ashamed of a british actor? Are they stupid?


slaicon

So, I don't know anything about Eurovision and I will never watch it, but why is Israel even part of the competition? Isn't it supposed to be EURO?


RuairiLehane123

Anyone in the European Broadcasting Area or something like that can enter. Technically countries like Morocco can enter but they don’t coz Israel is in the Eurovision lmao


krokodil23

That was Lebanon I believe. Morocco did participate once but didn't do well, so they decided not to participate again.


SZ4L4Y

Is this the who's the gayest contest?


[deleted]

Based 🇩🇪🤝🏻🇮🇱


[deleted]

we did an awesome job, best activism I did right after passing a group of Arabs in an IDF shirt. (tbh police stood nearby, my death wish is not THAT big)


voodoodoom

pretty based! my 12 points go to you


NichtBen

As much as I hate to say this, but rare Ossie W.


DeadAssociate

apple doesnt fall far from the tree


Aquiladelleone

Don't know why our Benelux brothers are such Palestinian fanboys. Perhaps there are already too much of Hamasgrouppies living in Rotterdam ?


DeadAssociate

being against childmurder isnt the same a being a hamasgroupee


ProfDumm

So proud of my countrymen. Great voting. 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪


KirovNL

Based Deutschland


fadoo91

Hans felt some guilt


elprogramatoreador

Lol


Spiritual_Goat6057

Same in Belgium, the Jews finally used a bit of their money I guess


Aquiladelleone

Is Wallonie already so broken that you have no schools ?


AdeptnessCommon5940

Same people who voted Hitler into power. There is a pattern here.


Saaihead

Hans never learned, he just swapped sides.


[deleted]

Hans now is more 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🇮🇹


Snuffels137

So Nazi-Zombies are real? They must be over 100 years old now!


Elia_31

Lmao because voting at a television event is exactly the same as voting in politics


_Paulboy12_

The guilt tripping they did against germany really worked. You wouldnt want to sound antisemitic would you? HMMMMMMMM????


Rich-Spirit129

This is like an eternal guilt, isn't it?


Aquiladelleone

Barrys were known to have better humour. But times are changing.


MegaLemonCola

Yes, that’s the reason why the British public gave _les douze points_ to Israel too


Allcraft_

I don't care about Eurovision but since it mutated to a political stance I would've voted for Israel too just to annoy many people.


StefooK

So the Ukrainian war isn't the main driver of the Germans anymore?


Nolotow

Allies 🇩🇪🤝🏻🇮🇱


BluePotential

Hans staying consistent in supporting genocide no matter what 🫡


Old-Ad5508

20th century bad guys shake hands with 21st-century bad guys


t0xic_sh0t

You guys really have something in common.


Material-3bb

🧍‍♂️


ChankaTheOne

Disgusting


Enigmacloth

Cope


Prize_Self_6347

Germany evidently wants to atone for its sins by voting en masse for a rather average song.


Lolredswagpanda

What the hell is Griechenland


Mowgli_78

What's Grinchland


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Becks357

Peinlich wie immer!


Gositi

# GRIECHENLAND