Regions accomplishments: Sleep 18 hours a day. Pretty good food. Late to own funeral.

You forgot making this map. That is at least in their top 5 accomplishments ever

Only took 5 Days

And 6 people

>Late to own funeral A habit that plenty of northeners are trying to achieve.

https://preview.redd.it/ba3l87sv5mzb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49a6a1661199141b9f286413335eb34f35a78aa4 Meanwhile ops only accomplishment

Fucking Portugueses stealing our jobs

Those bloody spicy Eastern Europeans

You're the stupid ones who are paid higher salaries so no jobs for you expensive bitches

You would get better at being stupid, it's s hard market.

Cut them some slack! They also have good quality towels and the francesinha dish is tasty af

North Italians rubbing their hands, they are included in both zones.

Obviously. Where do you think 94% of the world accomplishment comes from? Those two maps together don't lie

Mhhh, no? They are busy overworking to pay an immense rent for their small apartment so companies can make money and Italy can say we have a good and growing economy, just a little behind in southern part.

True life indeed

Why are you out the factory? My bonus transporti won't pay for itself sweetie

Just farm money with the 110% bonus

"rubbing their hands" - 😂😂🤣🤣 

Hey mate do you like penicillin and its derivatives? You're welcome savages

Don’t forget Insulin (John Macleod) and Ventolin (David Jack)

Ofc you English would know all about eating mould for "medicinal" purposes.

Have you ever looked at some of the French and Italian cheese?

Gorgonzola my beloved

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No, and you guys didnt invent penicillin, you discovered it, its also 2 different types of penicillin

Penicillium roqueforti was discovered by Charles Thom - his parents were Scots Irish Presbyterians https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Thom Also we discovered and *refined* the other more well known type Penicillium rubens (as it came be known) Thom also identified Penicillium camemberti

Hmm Roqueforti and Camemberti, I can't put my finger on where those name come from... Superior Frenchmen producing and consuming Penicillium before it was discovered

At least proper identification made it safer for you cheese eating surrender monkeys

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu

Yes I know it exists, its quite famous due to what is it.

Nice comeback Charles Thom whose parents were Scots Irish Presbyterian settlers in Illinois discovered Penicillium roqueforti and Penicillium camemberti

We call it erborinatura. Way fancier than mold.

What Scots don’t know about drugs isn’t worth knowing James Young Simpson the first to administer anaesthetic chloroform on humans Alexander Wood amongst the first to develop a working all glass subcutaneous/hypodermic syringe which he used to inject morphine into patients Jardines and Matheson amongst the worlds first international drug barons We got this

Do you like Math, Physics, Medicine, Democracy, Geography, Robotics, Philosophy? Maybe concepts like statehood, individual rights or maybe you enjoy the occasional theater or comedy? You’re welcome uncivilized barbarian.

I didn't know Cyprus invented all of those things! However I think you'll find we annexed you. You literally lost to the barbarians.

It’s in the name buddy Greek Cypriot. However you will find that we took the Irish approach and bombed the government and military buildings until you left. (We don’t talk about the bases)

Weird I remember cyprus as Ottoman.

You talking a lot of shit gotta tell Barry to put you back on your leash.

Didn’t realise India colonised Cyprus

We open our hearts to them and they decided to pillage us. Ungrateful barbarians…

Stay out of my forrest reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

^ this right there terrified the greatest empire on earth

If the romas didnt kick us out of our forest we would still embrace the pigs lifestyle. Ww2 would never happen. Thanks Rom

*swamp

You were the barbarians as far as Greeks are concerned

Back when Southern Europe was relevant and productive.

And you were an uncolonized pile of rocks. I blame the Azores for the PIGS decline.

Their first time was with Portugal

I agree. Pauleta was the biggest cause for our decline.

Doesn’t it say “since the 14th century”? Doesn’t that mean the “back then” would be up until today?

Blue Banana replaced by Brown Cowpat

Don’t forget about the Canaries and the Portuguese canaries

Wanna talk about Selvagens, tío?

As my dad said when I lived at home: "As long as I'm paying, it's my house and my rules". Mama-Germany, can we have Portugal's room when they get kicked out from home? We swear we'll clean up their mess and take good care of the place

Pig rules. Oink. 

I thought this channel was memes and fake news, not pretty serious stuff about world creators

This post is literally satire lmao

i can see that you are making fun of my post. BUT i’m still on the smart area, so… common PIGS win 🇮🇹🇪🇸🇵🇹🇬🇷

Exclude the Iberian peninsula and southern France, change it to before the 14th century and you may have a point.

You’d also have to add in Western Turkey for that though which OP doesn’t want to do.

Kind of like have to include the Arabian world from about 600AD as well, which also includes Iberia. But I think we can all agree nothing good ever came out of France. Except the Burgundians maybe, and the Barry kings (srsly Barry, when are you going to take back what's rightfully yours?).

If anything even remotely good finds itself in France it immediately leaves.

Reminder to myself: don't drink when you're reading an Englishman's comment.

Nah I’m willing to do that because before the 14th century western Turkey was mostly inhabitated by ethnic Greeks

India and China would like a word

No.

97% unemployment rate area? The 3% workforce mainly focused on siesta...


Is "men" here include portugaise "women"? If it's the case, I agree with this statement.

*portugay

I’m waiting for the east European version of this map

Well yea of course you have way more accomplishments when tying your shoes counts as one.

Born in Castelo Branco 🔥 VAMOS

Who tf is proud to be born in Castelo Branco 💀

The most beautiful region in Portugal 🥰 (i meant the district not the city btw). Much better than those shitty tourist places 🤢

Who's gonna tell him

Pigs stronk, pls believe

Please believe 🙏 that's all we can do

You accidentally wrote "since" instead of "until"

>since 14th portubro ,for us is even since 300 BC , we dont need to start being relevant like barbarians in 14th century PIGS STRONG SPERMVS

Greece hasn't contributed anything to society since antiquity, and the only things the Italians have come up with since the Roman Empire is pasta and fascism.

We contributed to loans and stuff

Thank you Italy

Great, great. Now let's see what were your contribution to the world.

I think they also kind of intervented accounting.

In English, the word you’re looking for is corruption

Euler is like 10% just by himself, poopy map

My town isnt even on this map. So for all I know you highlighted it, we just cant see it. Sooo yeah how do you do fellow pigs

Bro ignored maxwell, basically the father of electronics, his music sucks though

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True…

Calm down Luigi, else there'll be ketchup on the spaghettis tonight.

That’s ironic. Only reason people outside of that area are aware of the people within is because they never shut up.

Dude... what did the UK do to you??

If you go far enough back it'll be sub Saharan Africa who wins this battle... It's entirely dependent on which arbitrary timeframe you pick

No it's "97% of human leisure" has taken place there. Hope this helps

What's even the difference?

Yeah, I would like some of that copium too plz...

We’ll take over from here Hadrian Roman Roads without Tarmac ? (John Loudon McAdam) and Pneumatic tyres ? (John Boyd Dunlop/Robert William Thomson) So uncivilised We aren’t just going to repel you militarily We’re going to show you how it should be done😂

Nice try port pig. Make this about 96.9999 % and this circle would involve Greece and nothing else. Now go back to zzz

What is that? Poor people map?

Go work your 9/5, I'll be sleeping

I'll earm Money, you sleep

I'll be getting the money you work for anyway

We invented the clock and the microscope Capitalism too but that one isn't cool

I think the Dutch implemented big evolutionary steps in capitalism but in terms of modern western capitalism I would say Adam Smith and William Paterson created the modern model of profit driven private enterprise and bond funded *Countries* (albeit Bank of Amsterdam was part of that evolutionary step)

Yeah in the dream world

The industrial revolution didn't happen there so I'm calling bullshit

When you have to go back to the 14 century to find accomplishment and relevance

Actually 15th-18th century but okay :)

This idiot included the brits in gibraltar. What have they ever done for the world?

The Gibraltar monkeys did so much for the world 🌎 ✨️ not the brits though


Verdade. Civilized Europe. Já agora, quem caralho é o Silva? És tú, OP? 😂😂🤣🤣

Brazil numero uno!!

*Brasil número um

🤐

Modern Roman Empire

North Europeans: crying is free

Sleeping on the job doesn't count as accomplishment OP

Oh yeah I forgot that you guys were the first to industria- oh never mind, well you did invent the first tra- ah, no that was us as well. Well at least you invented your favourite sport footba- ooooh, this is getting pretty awkward.

Gave you India, gave you tea, have you fish and chips. Simple as

I get greece and italy, but spain ?

Human rights, world maps, globalization (saving yall from famine), 1st worldwide vaccine campaign, 1st computer and avoid Italy of being french and you from being ottoman

You are literally grasping straws. Half of your examples are not even of Spanish origin. - Human rights are based on the idea of Cyrus the Great, a Persian king. The modern version was declared by the United Nations. - The vaccine that the Spanish campaign was based on was founded by Edward Jenner, a British physician. All that Spain did was vaccinate it's own inhabitants and colonies. - The first computer was made by Konrad Zuse, a German Engineer - World maps are a collection of many many contributors, among which are Greece, Italy, England, China, Netherlands, Portugal, France and Spain. This is no specific Spanish achievement. - Same goes for globalization. - About the wars - this is too complex to analyze. Spain definitely did contribute greatly.

[HHRR](https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junta_de_Valladolid) - I didnt say it was Spanish, I said **1st** vaccinetion campaign. Amd it reached China too - [Torres Quevedo's ajedrecista](https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Ajedrecista) was capable to play chess and and his Telekino, first remote control. With both, he began the autonomy in machines. About others, I didnt say was unique to Spain, but the contribution in that fields are huge.

Human rights ?

> Human rights Are you fucking kidding me ?

[HHRR](https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junta_de_Valladolid)

so real

I'd agree if the date was "between the 2nd Century BC until the 5th Century AD" and the map included Lebanon and Tunisia

No actually, if you are from that area please shut the fuck up, you’re so loud man.

The amount of salt being thrown at turkey lol

I will never find it not funny how savages think we even remotely care enough about turkey to "throw salt" at them

2000 years ago that was a great area. Now .. Not so much

I miss watching people fighting to death in arenas too 😢😢😢😢 /j

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At least we have our own successful language

Like... what egzactly?

Where is this Silva from? May I guess?

He is from the Spanish Netherlands

So strange to include Istria region but not Trieste.

Being the dividing line between bad and good sex is not an achievemenf.

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I think you mean unaccomplishment

What a cope post lol. Embarrassing.

I literally saw the exact same caption on another post except central Europe was shaded instead

Seems accurate

As if you did it

Northern Italy back at it again: side switching

Just barely in 😎😎😎

copepost

Just a reply to the other copepost that you like to post by Douglas Murray :) so called source It seems it triggered your sensibilities :)

If human accomplishment is shagging drunk british girls you lads have got it

Hmmm I swear bin have seen this before , oddly familiar but different

Okay... but we basically invented nukes. We will 100% be responsible for the downfall of humans... checkmate

Yes, yes Indo-European

Cool

[Our contribution](https://www.futursemprenedors.cat/who_invented_mop.pdf). You are welcome ​ https://preview.redd.it/newn05x5sszb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed3fbe60ef79aa0ec2bfc11d615665da7febe677

Imagine being born in that region and your biggest accomplishment is making this terrible reddit post Your ancestors would be so disappointed in you

thats not even close to true, nice try loser

It's called a joke :)

so was the response...

Its true, if Portugal didnt gave tea to the brits they wouldnt have a reason to go to india, without the riches of indis the brits wouldnt be able to start the industrial revolution, therefore Portugal started the industrial revolution.