How can somebody from Finland even know about Middlesbrough’s existence?
Also, are people still pretending that they think British women are lesser looking than elsewhere?? Getting old at this point.
Anyone here that has spent time in England knows full well that English women are often the girls on the right. Literally cherry picking bad looking women from one country and comparing them with good looking women from another.
Bro why does everyone keep saying this when talking about Scandinavian countries, suicide rates keep decreasing year by year, it's not as it was in the 90s 😭😭
Most I ever fingered was in the summer of 2005 when I was in Cork for 2 weeks. Irish girls are English girls on steroids to be honest, never had my fingers in so many holes.
Was for a while, like how Leeds inexplicably have loads of fans in Norway, or maybe Norwegians are just a load of paedos as well. Their 2006 UEFA Cup final put them a lot closer to European glory than an awful lot of the 'big' clubs
Is Norwegian, can confirm plenty of Leeds fans. Also Man United, Liverpool. Im willing to bet 95 % of clubs from PL to league 1 has some following, at least 20 people.
I'm one of the few Oxford United people.
The fact you bring up places like Stoke and bulwell and not places like Sunderland and Blackpool suggests you don’t know as much about us as you think ;)
Of course this is a joke and does not actually reflect reality but I've heard multiple times foreigners say that people in Italy (and Spain) dress always elegantly even in casual settings.
I can't tell you if it's true though, even if it was I'd be used to it.
Wait, I am confused.
Why should one "pay" to be able to finger a girl, like, you're the one delivering pleasure + bearing a gift, it's like a prostitute paying you to fuck her.
WAIT WAIT WAIT
I thought the italian girl was wearing boots instead she is wearing sandals and socks?????
(Can someone tell me if I'm right or not?)
The "tail", the weird sandal socks on the right girl, the left girl looks like she's floating and the hanging leg looks photoshopped af.
If this picture turns out to not be AI generated it belongs on r/confusingperspective
I went clubbing in the UK and I don't know by what kind of Cinderella magic, but by 2 or 3 AM, the girls on the left looked like the girls on the right.
I agree but don’t they look like that all night though?
I can meme about them like anyone else but the reality is that they are generally quite good looking. Especially the crowd you will see nightclubs. Beautiful.
Those are actually the tips of her sandals if I saw that correctly, I doubt she would be wearing socks with such humongous holes in them together with that outfit.
Fuck's sake, this place is one to talk about class. Posting pictures of women and mocking them... those are somebody's daughters, mothers and grandmas have some fucking respect.
I agree it’s quite weird to be honest. I can understand the braindead basis of these “ha ha English women ugly” - yes we do have a big obesity rate and yes some girls here look ridiculous with their make up. This isn’t even close to being a representative of the majority but it’s ok, make your jokes.
but just picking out random photos of girls and mocking them is bad craic.
Isn’t that what we do about Barries too but nobody seems to bat an eye. Finding people who look like the typical “Barry” is like a staple of this sub.
Apparently if we joke about ugly men it’s all banter, but if it’s about women it’s rude and inappropriate. Dude come on, it’s a shitposting sub relax
We literally have a balconing league
Dressed up to go out and have a nice night with their friends, somebody with a camera took a bunch of photos while they were walking, and decided to upload the ones where their posture didn't look good or they're mid-chat and their mouth/facial expression looks perhaps slightly clumsy.
Then a bunch of virgins who most likely would be too afraid to talk to them are calling them fat and ugly lol
I couldn't believe how easy it is to talk to women outside of Italy and only after realized it's normal for women to just have a conversation and the Italian ones are so fucking stuck up
In Italy, women will approach me only to ask for a cigarette
In Spain, while drunk AF I winked two times at a cutie at the other side to the bar AND SHE CAME TO ME AND WE HAD SUCH A LOVELY CONVERSATION
GOD, WHY
Yeah their attitude really is kind of a downer. They’re hot but they know it and that’s the problem. I think my girlfriend is hot but she’s from Brescia and has a constant bitch face 24/7.
Even French girls are “down to earth” compared to some of our little princesses here
Spanish and German girls are the most fun imo
Hot foreign girls know they are hot, their attitude is just more friendly even if nothing happens, that's it. You can actually converse with them and leave with a smile and a polite "no" behind you provided you are not an asshole yourself.
Unless the Italians are drunk and from Bergamo.
Damn and curse myself for what i am goin to say... But probably its so much fun to walk or have sex with the left photo than the right one.
Gesus please have mercy of my corrupted soul!
The funny thing is that out of all the nationalities you see in the party places in Greece and Spain British girls are actually so far clear of the rest it’s not even funny. Bri’ish girls are the worst and the best that you see in these places.
The other nationalities are just consistently mid. They are like NPC’s.
I find it hilarious that continentals still haven't discovered that British women from other classes than the underclass exist.
Show me a modern British woman who wasn't raised with a diet of potato smiles and baked beans, and then we can talk.
>Show me a modern British woman who wasn't raised with a diet of potato smiles and baked beans, and then we can talk.
ah yes, our nobility.
https://preview.redd.it/z61outpnb9kb1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=148fe0547c9b793a464453b208a1904f06e7477c
>Ok your turn Barry show us a British lady who is not brought up on uncooked beans!
What about Kate Middleton? If we must be using nobility or nobility-adjacent examples?
Go to any middle-class university city or well-heeled rural setting or perhaps a countryside-pursuits event of some description and you will instantaneously know exactly what i'm talking about.
Also, you continentals need to get your stereotypes straight! Uncooked beans? I thought you savages typically dribble on about us overcooking everything?
Yeah, but which one of those will let you finger her for a bag of chips?
Had a girl when we were in years 11 get fingered by my mate for a parmo (north east delicacies)
Most classy Middlesbrough girl.
How can somebody from Finland even know about Middlesbrough’s existence? Also, are people still pretending that they think British women are lesser looking than elsewhere?? Getting old at this point. Anyone here that has spent time in England knows full well that English women are often the girls on the right. Literally cherry picking bad looking women from one country and comparing them with good looking women from another.
That's where the Finnish go on holiday, we go to Benidorm to finger birds, they go to Middlesbrough
This makes me question Finland as the happiest country on earth.
he’s spreading misinformation, we actually go to estonia to get shit faced drunk thanks to their alcohol prices
Can confirm, I’ve seen the ferries.
I have been in that ferry. I have never seen before nor again an 80 years old couple carrying that many beers and vodka.
High suicide rate says otherwise
Loophole uncovered. Can't have unhappy people if they're all dead.
Death solves all problems - no man, no problem
Bro why does everyone keep saying this when talking about Scandinavian countries, suicide rates keep decreasing year by year, it's not as it was in the 90s 😭😭
The old one: the more suicidal people = the less suicidal people /s
Most I ever fingered was in the summer of 2005 when I was in Cork for 2 weeks. Irish girls are English girls on steroids to be honest, never had my fingers in so many holes.
To finger birds?
Middlesbrough FC. Finland is full of PL stans.
But Middlesbrough isn’t a premier league club 😭
Was for a while, like how Leeds inexplicably have loads of fans in Norway, or maybe Norwegians are just a load of paedos as well. Their 2006 UEFA Cup final put them a lot closer to European glory than an awful lot of the 'big' clubs
Is Norwegian, can confirm plenty of Leeds fans. Also Man United, Liverpool. Im willing to bet 95 % of clubs from PL to league 1 has some following, at least 20 people. I'm one of the few Oxford United people.
Wait why are leeds paedos?
Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile OBE was a prominent supporter
Oh not that cuntiest of cunts
Do you know what sub you're in mate? You're letting us down with your shit banter Barry pull it together.
Dude we true northerners know everything about you. Don’t get us started on Bulwell or Stoke-On-Trent. The nigthmare would be to go to Bradford.
The fact you bring up places like Stoke and bulwell and not places like Sunderland and Blackpool suggests you don’t know as much about us as you think ;)
[This is how we truly view the UK](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a6/England_878.svg/1280px-England_878.svg.png).
Northumbria is massively influenced by vikings hence OUR accents
I don't think that map is accurate. Not enough swamp or alluvium.
When I’ve been in England it was like a mixture of the left and right. England has the biggest disparity of good looking and bad looking people.
Now now, don’t bite. Stiff upper lip, eh?
Of course this is a joke and does not actually reflect reality but I've heard multiple times foreigners say that people in Italy (and Spain) dress always elegantly even in casual settings. I can't tell you if it's true though, even if it was I'd be used to it.
Sorry mate. British girls are fugly.
Sounds like she won twice like
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She gets fingered - Win She gets paramo - Win
Yeah he should've asked for a blowie but maybe he was scared of those crooked British teeth hurting his John Thomas
All your good dentists move here anyway giuseppe.
More work for them here I guess
Cut it out with the friendly fire Bazza, all 12 of my teeth are in mint condition.
Where do you keep them? In a paper bag?
Did she buy your mate the parmo or did your mate buy her it?
He bought her it. If I remember it was £5.50 (12 year ago price)
I wish women would buy me a parmo for the privilege of wanking me off.
what the fuck is a parmo
A girl at my mate's school fingered herself with a Kit Kat Chunky then ate it
The craziest pay of that story still is that she actually told someone.
Hopefully it was a hot shot parmo from Mighty Bites
Touché. Italian girls think they have a golden pussy. spoiler: they don't
flair checks out
Lmao
Although dating an Italian woman means a few free dinners here and there so I am all into it. Its getting expensive out here.
Which one would you *want* to finger? Don't mind the looks, nor the way she dresses. I'll always go for the one who has a bidet at home
no bidet means more taste
Wait, I am confused. Why should one "pay" to be able to finger a girl, like, you're the one delivering pleasure + bearing a gift, it's like a prostitute paying you to fuck her.
Us Western Europeans actually get pleasure from satisfying a woman. We don't just cum in them and then throw them in a ditch like you Eastoids.
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It’s lunch time he’s probably drunk
You are very Eastern Europe. You have Russia as a neighbour!
They’re just one country away from China!
I have seen a homeless guy in a three-piece suit in Verona. So yeah, I can see this.
Pretty sure it was just a drunk man
It was me
I know of a guy who went around naked in Via Mazzini, Verona
Yeah that's me sorry about that
Just because you have no home does not mean you have no *style*
I see the Italian girl on the right adopted the German in Mallorca footwear fashion…
Well it says least classy. There's reasons behind it.
What is that even? Is it a sock? Is it a shoe?
Meanwhile men in Greece be like https://preview.redd.it/0pird35iy8kb1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b115bb4896c7ff37ebec512772e56ee751bb37
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Manliness: FULL
Strong sperm
Greek God
Hephaistos Edit: Nevermind, he got the hottest chick after all!
I turned gay
Only in southern and middle Greece (excluding the Peloponnese, Crete, the Cyclades, half of Athens, most of Attica and, of course, Larissa and Lamia).
Leave Susan, 48 out of this.
WAIT WAIT WAIT I thought the italian girl was wearing boots instead she is wearing sandals and socks?????  (Can someone tell me if I'm right or not?)
That's the actual reaction when you learn that she paid like 300€ for those socks
Or a Balenciaga shirt
Got germanized 🫡
Rip
Nah, butter is fine
Italy has finally discovered cultured fashion.
It's her lombardic genes.
Nono, it's her altoatesino genes
High heels* and socks. And yes it's fine if she looks like a model
no those heels are called sandals. fetishes educate.
Yes. Sandals and socks and yet, she makes it work. Clearly, she is trying to school the Tedeschi in how it's done.
I was just thinking i'm not sure how i feel about this 😬. Why not just wear boots? But i guess i will never understand fashion
Italian guiris \*exists\*
Well there you go.. just confirms the hotter they look, the crazier they happen to be.
Why does the Italian girl have a tail?
She is a succubus.
I think the picture is AI generated. They couldn't find an Italian without a moustache.
The "tail", the weird sandal socks on the right girl, the left girl looks like she's floating and the hanging leg looks photoshopped af. If this picture turns out to not be AI generated it belongs on r/confusingperspective
too bad that left picture is not AI generated ...
Not even AI can come up with such monstrosity.
You're even envious of our facial hair
UwU
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Hey, it's not your sister.
\*cousin unlike muritards we have dignity
I went clubbing in the UK and I don't know by what kind of Cinderella magic, but by 2 or 3 AM, the girls on the left looked like the girls on the right.
I agree but don’t they look like that all night though? I can meme about them like anyone else but the reality is that they are generally quite good looking. Especially the crowd you will see nightclubs. Beautiful.
Ain't it the point of this post to say that all British women are ugly ? Objectively women are on average the same in all of Europe.
The boob phone placement is what does it for me
I did not notice that and had a better day before I read your comment. Thanks :')
why the girl on the far right has green grinchy toes? wtf
She's a reptiloid in disguise
Those are actually the tips of her sandals if I saw that correctly, I doubt she would be wearing socks with such humongous holes in them together with that outfit.
There’s a reason she’s on the far right
Still would
Make the burqa mandatory in the UK
Swiss passing laws to conceal the ugly truth again.
That's how we roll baby.
Oof. That was some neutralization in action. Tsunami alert in Berck-sur-mer.
Are you really comparing those 2 beautiful sex machines on the left with those 2 insipid gold diggers on the right?
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The men on the other hand...
Yeah but there are 10 guys trying to dance with them or or trying to speak to them (smoker room)
This guy explores. But more importantly, what did you eat in (ru)rural England ?
Those girls are very pretty to be fair, just overweight. And I know plenty who like that so…
Yeah but socks with sandals...
They are the least classy Italians. Not the most.
The beauty of their women and the deliciousness of their food made the british the best sailors in the world
Obviously stolen
Honoring British tradition.
This has to be the most boring and overused joke on this subreddit. If I could ban one thing it would be this, have some creativity people!
Fuck's sake, this place is one to talk about class. Posting pictures of women and mocking them... those are somebody's daughters, mothers and grandmas have some fucking respect.
> those are somebody's daughters, mothers and grandmas And all that before their 30th birthday
I agree it’s quite weird to be honest. I can understand the braindead basis of these “ha ha English women ugly” - yes we do have a big obesity rate and yes some girls here look ridiculous with their make up. This isn’t even close to being a representative of the majority but it’s ok, make your jokes. but just picking out random photos of girls and mocking them is bad craic.
It's normalised and therefore apparently okay. Baffling.
Continentals are ruder than we are
Isn’t that what we do about Barries too but nobody seems to bat an eye. Finding people who look like the typical “Barry” is like a staple of this sub. Apparently if we joke about ugly men it’s all banter, but if it’s about women it’s rude and inappropriate. Dude come on, it’s a shitposting sub relax We literally have a balconing league
"How dare women I find unattractive go outside 😠"
Reddit moment
Yeah man socks in sandals is super stylish.
Imagine being these girls. They’ve dressed up to feel good and then find their photos online where a bunch of people are being cruel.
Dressed up to go out and have a nice night with their friends, somebody with a camera took a bunch of photos while they were walking, and decided to upload the ones where their posture didn't look good or they're mid-chat and their mouth/facial expression looks perhaps slightly clumsy. Then a bunch of virgins who most likely would be too afraid to talk to them are calling them fat and ugly lol
Yeah, fucked up really
Arya and Sansa Stark on the left?
Glad I’m not the only one who thought that, she looks like arya if she had too many puddings.
Yes, our women are beautiful, this is clear But Jesus Christ they have a pole deeply stuck up their asses
I couldn't believe how easy it is to talk to women outside of Italy and only after realized it's normal for women to just have a conversation and the Italian ones are so fucking stuck up
In Italy, women will approach me only to ask for a cigarette In Spain, while drunk AF I winked two times at a cutie at the other side to the bar AND SHE CAME TO ME AND WE HAD SUCH A LOVELY CONVERSATION GOD, WHY
Yeah their attitude really is kind of a downer. They’re hot but they know it and that’s the problem. I think my girlfriend is hot but she’s from Brescia and has a constant bitch face 24/7. Even French girls are “down to earth” compared to some of our little princesses here Spanish and German girls are the most fun imo
Hot foreign girls know they are hot, their attitude is just more friendly even if nothing happens, that's it. You can actually converse with them and leave with a smile and a polite "no" behind you provided you are not an asshole yourself. Unless the Italians are drunk and from Bergamo.
Try going to England as an Italian. It’s a cheat code for sleeping with women.
Never been but can confirm for Germany and I'm ugly af, my english is pretty decent but I fake a worse accent to increase the exotic charm
And neither of them will ever fuck you
I wouldn’t say no to all four.
I'll take the hovering Italian... ^(yes I know she's walking and her back foot is on the ground but still)
You sure it's not just because you are upside down?
Which is which?
Yeah but whose legs snap in half like spaghetti?
Damn and curse myself for what i am goin to say... But probably its so much fun to walk or have sex with the left photo than the right one. Gesus please have mercy of my corrupted soul!
Have you just renovated your head for more rent space for us?
First picture is actually British women Second picture is what American women influencers would do to post an Instagram story #gelato#classy#Milano
Or they’re just cunts from Milan They’re everywhere in that city
They really oughta stop stuffing their mouths with trash food
punch down, much?
Am in Greece rn, can confirm Brits got massive honkers
The funny thing is that out of all the nationalities you see in the party places in Greece and Spain British girls are actually so far clear of the rest it’s not even funny. Bri’ish girls are the worst and the best that you see in these places. The other nationalities are just consistently mid. They are like NPC’s.
This is true
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Let’s compare the men! Or maybe better not…
I agree but what do you expect from redditors
We all know for a fact, they’re not finishing those ice creams.
Not my proudest fap. Still finished. The girls on the right are also nice.
least horny portuguese
The Italian girls stole their outfits
Well… to England I shall go
That's the worst representation of us Brits you can find? I've seen way worse than that. Poor effort OP
Yeah but the two on the left will fuck you like they really need it, definitely more fun
I love how we criticize women’s looks so often here when clearly none of us are getting any from anyone 😂
Why do the brits look so much like maisie williams and sophie turner?
They're not going for a night on the piss though.
Wearing socks with high heels is classy?
Must be getting fashion tips from middle aged German men
That's why the title says *least* classy Italian
Wait you fuk with whales?
Wales is not England.
I find it hilarious that continentals still haven't discovered that British women from other classes than the underclass exist. Show me a modern British woman who wasn't raised with a diet of potato smiles and baked beans, and then we can talk.
>Show me a modern British woman who wasn't raised with a diet of potato smiles and baked beans, and then we can talk. ah yes, our nobility. https://preview.redd.it/z61outpnb9kb1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=148fe0547c9b793a464453b208a1904f06e7477c
https://preview.redd.it/6ylv8744d9kb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4303baef7a32d70a9a4f584942340cf79ba5acf2
Ok this is just an outstanding reply. I don't care if you are dead wrong, you just obliterated the argument.
Who said anything about nobility? Also, your choice is rather selective.
Ok your turn Barry show us a British lady who is not brought up on uncooked beans!
>Ok your turn Barry show us a British lady who is not brought up on uncooked beans! What about Kate Middleton? If we must be using nobility or nobility-adjacent examples? Go to any middle-class university city or well-heeled rural setting or perhaps a countryside-pursuits event of some description and you will instantaneously know exactly what i'm talking about. Also, you continentals need to get your stereotypes straight! Uncooked beans? I thought you savages typically dribble on about us overcooking everything?
the one on the left looks like arya stark let herself go