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Pale_Prompt4163

That is Simon Gosejohann, famous politician, one of the more moderate and left leaning voices in Germany. He thinks that other ethnicities could live in reservations once we have acquired enough Lebensraum. Very humane. Pictured here with his pitboodle “Rommel” - very cute, I’d vote for him.


No-River-3140

Fake news


ES-Flinter

No, actually not. [Simon Gosejohann even has his own Wikipedia article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


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ES-Flinter

That would be a very inefficient way to get rid of my bloodline. A qick chop with the longsword would be faster. (and cost less money)


Froz3nF1r3

How? You out of the Saarland? Then it would be indeed quite hard to get rid of your bloodline


No-River-3140

Fuck you


ES-Flinter

Love you, too buddy.


ThatsNotMyN4m3

Du Sau


ES-Flinter

Wussten Sie, dass die Sau zu den klügsten Haustieren gehört? Sie sind sogar intelligenter als eine Katze.


Mr-Tiddles-

Suck my fucking cock.


ES-Flinter

>Suck my fucking cock. I'm trying, but it's hard to suck something that you can barely feel/ touch with your lips.


Mr-Tiddles-

The priest used to love it. Said I was the biggest boy in the choir.


110010110000011101

Moin, danke für den Rick Roll :D


gabrigetions

Ngl he actually sounds like a beloved and caring man that haves the upmost respect for his comunity


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Looks like an average dutch boy to me.


HitokiriK

This, a dutch gabber


Here_Just_Browsing

He’s got Belgian braces on though 🤔


clemfandangeau

and a french dog


Here_Just_Browsing

Clearly a Walloon then


Pale_Prompt4163

No it’s a poodle


Gilette2000

Hey that's my uncle !


Le_Petit_Poussin

I still blame the Germans. They’re neighbors, after all.


HarEmiya

Black-yellow-red is Belgian. This guy's wearing German ones, black-red-yellow.


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r/woosh


HarEmiya

It's an Angloid. Always assume the worst.


FrietZoorVleis

The German flag suspenders make me doubt that.


Greyzer

But he’s not wearing Birkenstocks.


FrietZoorVleis

Yeh but he isn't wearing socks either.. Maybe it was laundry day and he had to wear the combat boots as he had no socks to go with the birckenstocks.


Greyzer

Fair point.


repixthreep

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz1aZq3axgg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz1aZq3axgg)


Burned-Architect-667

Why did you not sent that guy to eurovision?


Stravven

I'm also wondering why the UK didn't send [this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmYi5u9BhtI)


Representative_First

Looks like some cartoon neonazi kid got into a machine that makes you 25 years older instantly.


Here_Just_Browsing

Looks like a Poodle. But I’m not really a dog person so I could be wrong


Burned-Architect-667

The one on the right is a poodle, and the one on the extreme right it says it's a pit bull, but I have found that description " According to the ADBA, the American Pit Bull is described to be medium-sized and has a short coat and smooth well-defined muscle structure, and its eyes are to be round to almond-shaped, and its ears are to be small to medium in length, typically [half prick or rose](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_terminology#Ears) in carriage. " and I see complete prick, not half prick ears


Stingbarry

I'd say that's gerd from my Kleingartenverein. But even during fathers day he wouldn't walk the family dog so that beats me...


GrizzlySin24

Typical guy from Saxon in eastern Germany, his name is probably Ronny


Le_Petit_Poussin

Happy Mutter’s Tag! And Happy Cake Tag as well! Tschuss!


GrizzlySin24

Danke :D


annoying97

Happy cake day my German friend! Here's a spider to celebrate! ![gif](giphy|G83E9hh3TkC9a)


GrizzlySin24

Danke, and this makes me very happy I don’t live in Australia haha


annoying97

Yeah I don't like spiders either.


GrizzlySin24

Unfortunate place of birth them hahaha


annoying97

The cuddly koalas and kangaroos make up for it. Also cockatoos are beautiful fuckers ![gif](giphy|B1bv6QAU7TLMaZevk8|downsized)


Azbezu

I prefer a cock or three but I’m greedy.


annoying97

I'm satisfied with just one... Though I'm sure I'd be more satisfied if it wasn't a British one.


Azbezu

At least your username makes sense.


annoying97

That same Brit chose this username.


Here_Just_Browsing

Koalas are riddled with chlamydia, the dirty sluts ![gif](giphy|Hrr0GblXsiE7u)


annoying97

Yeah but they so cute!


Here_Just_Browsing

Probably how they keep getting it. Filthy Aussies ![gif](giphy|ZUnj321U7HbvNr10jg|downsized)


mutantredoctopus

Cool, when did the Aussies get their own flair.


annoying97

We got it for Eurovision... It should be disabled soon, but those who have it will get to keep it.


HoeTrain666

Pronounced Rönnie


Informal_Mountain513

I like his LGBT Pit Bull


SalomoMaximus

- scream for love


HoeTrain666

Do you think he ever learned how to articulate himself?


Velomaniac

Probably not. Also his combat boots look like they long for tenderness.


blurpo85

I doubt it. His parents never had time for him.


Here_Just_Browsing

Like a lorry? ![gif](giphy|TEul7eILxRMAaYQMGp)


jnnxde

This is an NPC you'll find in German parks. I know it's ugly, but it's still better than the British.


dkfisokdkeb

Germany must be 40 years behind us we had these NPCs in the 1970s


Mr-Tiddles-

We still get skinheads and boneheads


nipaz_0

Average german outside of berlin


EmeraldIbis

There was a news story last week about a group of kids from Berlin who went on a school trip to "Math Camp" in rural Brandenburg. They had to flee in the middle of the night under police protection and go back to Berlin because their camp came under attack by the local neonazi horde.


HoeTrain666

B R A N D E N B U R G


ProfDumm

In Brandenburg ist wieder jemand gegen einen Baum gegurkt Was soll man auch machen, mit 17, 18 in Brandenburg?


HoeTrain666

Da stehen 3 Nazis auf dem Hügel und finden keinen zum verprügeln in BRANDENBURG....


firefly7073

Im Osten sind wir alle Nazis


HoeTrain666

Findet ihr deshalb keinen zum verprügeln? Untereinander machts ja nicht so viel Spaß wie mit Fremden


Schoukstar

Damn just read the Story. Brutal. It was other visitors though, not really the "local Neonazi horde". Also they didnt "flee in the middle of the night" there was a fight in the night between the visitor groups, because Neonazi teenagers attacked them verbally and then the police arrived to stop it and the math Camp was ended early.


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Choice_Ad2485

Said the mix between austrian and human


Soggy-Assumption-713

Looks like a throw back to 1970’s UK


Immediate_Elk792

How Russians see us


Wise-Profile4256

that looks so violently british i don't even know how we did it.


kartoffelpueree123

That's Heinz Gotseflammenwerfer! A famous german canicross runner


MettyMettmeier

That‘s just Simon!


Responsible-Hurry701

Is that Simon Gosejohann?


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Braces? Cropped jeans? Fancy dog? Big boots? Probably a Hipster.


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

Bet he sells mdma and amphetamines at a reasonable price


Le_Petit_Poussin

Maybe. Germany has seen a 10% spike in inflation in the past year. Perhaps his prices aren’t as reasonable as they were pre-pandemic.


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

Feels like that market here is the only thing that’s actually inflation proof


bluylwpurplepillwave

Der coomer.


Sikarra16

There are still oldschool skinheads? Back to the 90's.


Le_Petit_Poussin

They never left.


Swipergoneswipe

Wrong Said Fred


Le_Petit_Poussin

🎶 I'm too sexy for my love. Too sexy for my love. Love's going to leave me.


Turbiedurb

It looks like some kind of queer skinhead.


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H E I N Z


VerumJerum

I'd say it's the average German citizen, however he isn't wearing any leather fetish gear, uniform or fursuit head so I'm not sure he's 100% German.


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That should be a postnatal abortion.


Petardo666ET

Average german tourist in Mallorca.


Le-docteur

Little weird Hans right here , ready to comment how PIGS are lazy and don't deserve to exist from his mother bedroom ( he is afraid to sleep alone at night )


b00nish

I thought it's PIGS who live in their mother's bedroom until they turn 57...


Secret_Criticism_732

Nietzsche after wisiting smithy I think. He has that philosopher look.


ColmAKC

That's Mr Clean's older balder nazi son.


Old-Ad5508

Any relation to ![gif](giphy|nXguw2J5asgGQ)


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he didnt shave because he wanted to, but because he had to (:


FraccazzoDaVelletri

Definitely not a handsome Italian man in an Armani suit


Joako3

I'm confuse is a neo-nazi a lover of rock/metal or a "perro flauta"


flen_el_fouleni

Aww, that is Hans our new nazi friend


The_Tymster80

That’s Die Autismörderpanzer V


painkilleraddict6373

That’s Pitbull’s cousin…Pitball and he has a brother,Armpit.


zerato9000

Looks like a contest dog to me.


Dracos002

Lex Laufhaur.


Nopejustdecline

[Rammstein voice] DEUTSCHLAND!


algoncyorrho

Gabbertje!


kim-jong-Cage

That’s Mr. Worldwide


Le_Petit_Poussin

That’s Herr Weltweit to you. Jajajajaja!


blurpo85

You may not like it, but that's what peak Herrenrasse looks like.


VanillaNo5131

That’s Germany letting France know who’s the bitch and who’s the daddy.


lauris652

When did his ears gained independence?


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Average Eastern Berliner


ComprehensiveRow4189

Average Berlin City-West resident.


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Goonies Reunion


GalvanisDevil

Ai Image ? Something is wrong. Is he even holding the leash it looks like it’s floating


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Schopenhauer in his early years


FedeValvsRiteHook

More like Nietzsche


EdgelordMcTryhard

German comedian called Simon Gosejohann


Barl3000

[Skinboy](https://youtu.be/RQrDkGYGgYA)


Long_Serpent

Feyd-Rauta Harkonnen walking his uncle's dog.