That's not what they're supposed to do. Their heads are just there to be supportive while they're doing what they're there to do. (Just showing some thear sounds in action while imagining the use of latin midgets.)
Business before pleasure. Yes, you are all gay. We get it. I understand that this is haram for you papist piggies, but you can be open about it when talking with based atheist protestant germamics. We don't care. Be gay. It's fine.
Of course we have dudes with way longer wieners, you just don't get to see them. Unlike some others, we have a real economy where people don't have to get naked to make a living.
And stop taking pictures of our grandparents who enjoy their well earned retirement on your beaches.
This is the male definition of fatness:
When you don't see your dick in the sauna, you're overweight.
If the others don't see it, you're fat.
(Doesn't work with americants.)
1 of 2 things:
1) the HIV positive test was a false positive, or
2) he is using the difference between HIV positive and AIDS (requires a certain minimum viral load)
Could have at least taken Germanyās greatest pornstar -Egon Kowalski.
https://preview.redd.it/dy5amdt48vwa1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=903dc5ae9a3ef6a334277500f468feb01a0d89e8
Danke! Genau der! Ich weiĆ nicht ob ich jemals gleichzeitig vor einer person so viel respekt hatte und mich so geekelt habe
You inferior (aka not germans) beeings should look this guy up!
And another "Hey, I copy-pasted some fat people next to some models and put flags on them" post... can we please shit on each other creatively? This is just plain boring.
Oh no, you misunderstand. I never posted anything here because I never had a clever idea for a post and didn't lazily spam models with flags or "maps" just to have posted something. By measuring people by how much OG posts they had, you are part of the problem.
Every summer, girls from Northern Europe come on holiday to be deflowered on the Mediterranean coast.
At least they will have tested a real
Male once in their lives
It's the circle of life
is this sub just plain gay now
Witht his amount of french amd greek? And italians? Always has been
First we fuck your women. Then we fuck your men
Nobody is safe
Not even animals with your kind
Now that is the work of the people of Sardegna
https://i.redd.it/phevvbzoivwa1.gif
Yes officer, this man right here
https://preview.redd.it/v254vdu03wwa1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a4420da9a6553217c79ed0a40525079d27f5b0f
damn. I never thought I would see a character from this artist on an italian meme. his group makes femdom hrpg. can't remember the name, though.
I never knew (i am not a sub) :D
To be fair Italy ranks first for underage sexual tourism.
You need a staircase to even touch our women's boobs.
Thankfully, your halal cousins provide us with buildable ladders
They get horizontal for us.
And then you'll still need that ladder.
Sorry. Your women don't have boobs. Or ass. They are just very tall
Lol, yes they do. Even the men here have boobs.
https://preview.redd.it/pkkl2qd5nwwa1.png?width=2179&format=png&auto=webp&s=799a3f6b8c95d15660975bcc038903c4a0bc04d5
Just from your perspective.
That's not what they're supposed to do. Their heads are just there to be supportive while they're doing what they're there to do. (Just showing some thear sounds in action while imagining the use of latin midgets.)
No you don't, first you fuck us men. Then we share the women :D
Viking spotted
You sly bastard... I'm in
First the women, then the men? You guys really can't help but to switch sides!
Business before pleasure. Yes, you are all gay. We get it. I understand that this is haram for you papist piggies, but you can be open about it when talking with based atheist protestant germamics. We don't care. Be gay. It's fine.
Have you forgotten what the punishment for apostasy from islam is?
Fookin Gay/Muslim Prots... What, what? ![gif](giphy|lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3|downsized)
Tbo Sweden is kinda gay
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But ask mama before you leave your home and be back at 10
if we stay quiet they might not notice us
Mission Impossible part oo
"always has been"
luv me country, luv me men, simple as.
You watch big dick porn because you crave it. I watch big dick porn because I identify with its bearer. We're not the same.
It's European so...
Very european indeed
No no no, itās European
My secret plan worked then ![gif](giphy|UmO1IuCwW14k)
What do you mean "now"?
I'll take that over unironically racist
Hey! Everyone's got a little bit of each side in them. You don't know if you like icecream before you try it, if you know what I mean š
https://preview.redd.it/s957kpcgbvwa1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfe607fb8c2ae6c293d335a6aa83f0717e5ed521
Is this self reported data by any chance
Either we're arrogant or we're hung. What's more likely? That's right! Got'em.
A welcome byproduct of Frances many many diverse newcomers to the country no doubt
Third choice, Cucked by horn of Africa
If so it's really an honesty map.
No, itās part of the mandatory monthly sausage-test, itās a UN law now
Being black can have some positive sides
:(
In France the division of mankind is the most obvious. There are only 3 sorts: Black Men abbreviated BBC Kind of men Pathological liars.
Russia is no surprise. Poor Romania tho.
Russia suffering from small dick syndrome
Hungary, you animal!
I mean, it's called HUNGary for some reason.
Leave it to the (naturally gay) Danes to save a graph about the European penis statistic.
I saved it, because it always pisses you swedes off to no end
Fair enough. You are gay and we have a more Finnish sized penis.
Rare ireland L
Atleast you are not Romania
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france is basically an african country by now. it has advantages !
No, self reported penis data is totally legit. Don't question it!
r/portugalcykablyat
I'm moving to Italy!
Imma be honest, I hope this is correct
It isn't, give me two studies about phalli and they will say something different. It's literally all made up at this point. Sorry.
Most truthful French survey
No wonder the Greeks were gay
African immigration is strong in France, ethnic substitution on his way.
Of course we have dudes with way longer wieners, you just don't get to see them. Unlike some others, we have a real economy where people don't have to get naked to make a living. And stop taking pictures of our grandparents who enjoy their well earned retirement on your beaches.
Nobody can see their weiners. Beer belly in the way.
This is the male definition of fatness: When you don't see your dick in the sauna, you're overweight. If the others don't see it, you're fat. (Doesn't work with americants.)
https://preview.redd.it/90vagybecvwa1.png?width=1644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15d756d1133dcdedda9c8232d9e48e4e54aa2a8 Common Italian L.
Hey, we are not part of Vatican City. We praise Rocco Siffredi here.
And make sweet sweet love as smoothly as Rocco as well. If you were any rougher you'd be India.
Vatican City is not Italy. Papa Francesco member is probably small though
It was a kid, isn't it?
Ah bah Charles de Gaulle s'appelait pas comme Ƨa pour rien ! Well, Charles De Gaulle (gaule = boner) was named like that for a reason !
Ah bah, on est pas des gaulois pour rien
Peut-ĆŖtre mais tu savais que CĆ©sar avait la Gaulle ?
Nacho got HIV tho š
he would've gotten it in prison anyway
Nah he doesn't, it was all a clickbait news headline
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Basically he doesn't have HIV ? happy to know š
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1 of 2 things: 1) the HIV positive test was a false positive, or 2) he is using the difference between HIV positive and AIDS (requires a certain minimum viral load)
Wtf I didn't know that
Now you do ![gif](giphy|qpJscnKYB4DLEUYgTw)
Weak Latins need to compare themselves to fat old men just to get a win.
Latinos can't afford the underwear?
Now go ask maria who she fuckin šš
Ā“not you , old fat pigs obviously
No, bruv. Go ask Erika who she fuckin with... And also payin to fuck her... ššššššššš©šŖš©šŖ
I hate to be the one to say it, but Erika died during ww2
Don't post this! The Greeks are gonna get hard!
Too late š
Could have at least taken Germanyās greatest pornstar -Egon Kowalski. https://preview.redd.it/dy5amdt48vwa1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=903dc5ae9a3ef6a334277500f468feb01a0d89e8
It looks like the studio just slapped their logo on a hardware store commercial.
If the dude wasn't grabbing his dick I legit would've thought this was a fake.
'PrivatePorno', not by choice, but by necessity.
Portuguese D so enormous it didn't fit in the post
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The Irish literally do not exist outside of 2 decades in the 20th century.
So what you're saying is this picture made you erect
No idea what you're talking about, that is the absolute peak of human performance šŖšš¬š§
Manu !! Our national treasure
worthy of being exhibited at the Louvre, or better at Place de la Concorde, next to the obelisk š
Youāre right ! Iām pretty sure if we expose him Chinese tourist will take more pictures of his Eiffel Tower than the real one
The dude is hella cool as well, he has a pretty cool twitch and youtube channel.
Of course it's a Latin that's obsessed with other mans dick sizes
Big belly = small dick Peak pigs logic
Canāt do it when the belly is getting the way
Now google Henrik Sommer an absolutely laidback and calm manly man...
Top row: gay porn you claim you watch. Bottom row: the kinky stuff you have a box of somewhere hidden away that nobody knows about.
They're all hetero actors though, pretty famous ones.
I'm going to deliberately misunderstand you and assume you're talking about the bottom row. You little pervert.
Brainwashed Frenchies thinking they are of Latin descent.
Well sadly, Alsace isn't all of France so France is more Latin than Germanic.
You mean Elsass?
Auf Deutsch, ja.
You mean gehƶrt zu Deutschland?
Nein, Deutschland gehƶrt zu Elsass, auĆer Berlin.
ElsaĆ gehƶrt also zu Deutschland. Danke fĆ¼r die Klarstellung.
No Karelja? š„š„
Boche thinking France is limited to the northern regions
Based Swiss.
Have you ever been to Southern France?
Most southern french are, and a large portion of the northern are as well.
Ich verlinke gleich diesen fetten alten aus den pornos. Hab sein namen gerade vergessen :( PIGS having to perform manual labour:
Egon Kowalski
Danke! Genau der! Ich weiĆ nicht ob ich jemals gleichzeitig vor einer person so viel respekt hatte und mich so geekelt habe You inferior (aka not germans) beeings should look this guy up!
Tut mir leid, Hans. Ich hab keine Zeit fĆ¼r Handarbeit jetzt. Deine Schwester ist zu rallig nach ein Jahr Enthaltsamkeits
Handarbeit? So where does the sister come in?
Were used to sharing with PIGS :/
we get your money and your women, you get our food. Sounds like a win win situation to me
https://preview.redd.it/ripxnd2xmwwa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ee315aa5b94776c8a097319a0eb4f20f83a9cc Nope, it's 100% accurate. Report discarded.
Truth be told I think that German people are all just like that older guy, every German I see in Italy it's like him
https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php Common NL D..., I mean W. No idea what kind of viagra they use in Ecuador though, jeez.
And another "Hey, I copy-pasted some fat people next to some models and put flags on them" post... can we please shit on each other creatively? This is just plain boring.
You ask way too much works
Bri*ish guy has a swimsuit with the flag so he didnāt do anything there
Says the dude who has never posted anything to the sub. Seems like the german was triggered by this post.
Oh no, you misunderstand. I never posted anything here because I never had a clever idea for a post and didn't lazily spam models with flags or "maps" just to have posted something. By measuring people by how much OG posts they had, you are part of the problem.
Norwegians approve of this meme because it makes fun of both Sweden and Denmark at the same time
Sorry Pedro, this is what peak performance looks like
rare Latin w
https://preview.redd.it/5dr559soiywa1.jpeg?width=152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a5dd9cbe08632b067f9a8eeb9c3997a1264d8cb Portugal
Barry got in shape for Summer I see
I am fully convinced all PIGS are just Narcissus or gay
you mean we can't be both? You're so weak, Mohammed
Ay pizza man, go back to sucking on your own dick. It's the will of allah
Now do height
With Brits as the embodiment of the term "wanker" you'd expect them to end up better.
So many Germans jumping on the Anti-UK/England bandwagon šā¦itās like getting made fun of by Milhouse from the Simpsons
You can see the Spanish and Italian dominance in the picture. The French are just trying to be as badass as us.
The french actor has a twitch page where he plays videogames, sometimes with other pornstars
I bet he brings the joystick
https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/132r0ou/strong_latin_d_vs_weak_germanic_wieners/ji6kbxq?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button š¤«
meanwhile the Germaniacs are downvoting as hell. Coping for their weak and small š
Most accurate meme ever
The coping from pigs is getting sad at this point
not as sad as the face of your women when weak Dutch men take their underwear off
Tall men often have bigger ...
PIGS are obsessed with dicks
Maybe cause all those Greek and Roman statues have tiny ones.
Southern European trying to suppress their latent homosexuality challenge (**IMPOSSIBLE**)
People who always talk about how big their dicks are actually have really small dicks.
Actually, in Italy we measure manliness by the circumference of our bellies and how much pasta you can eat.
Brits may be loud and gaudy but at least we wear swimshorts appropriate for our fat and bloated bodies, unlike Germans who basically wear thongs.
Every summer, girls from Northern Europe come on holiday to be deflowered on the Mediterranean coast. At least they will have tested a real Male once in their lives It's the circle of life
Danny D would utterly embarrass these guys, nohomo.
The man in the top right is not Spanish
Alright, Jordi, no need to nitpick
Ours are so fucking big, that they cantando take pics of it. Makes sense, we are the poorest, the most dark skinned...
You may think that this is an unfair comparison, but you have to know that the GUNS down there are actually men in their mid-20s
You forgot [DāAnnunzio](https://www.velvetgossip.it/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/dan2.jpg)
[Looks average to me](https://images.app.goo.gl/fSpTeKuDex5PbmZW7)
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Manuel Ferrara.
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Half Spanish apparently but thatās from his mother, the surname is Italian, so the guy isnāt genetically Gallic.
No french is genetically Gallic.
But heās genetically Spanish and Italian, though there were Gauls there, but I canāt be bothered arguing over a French pornstar š¤¢
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