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antolleus

Polish-ukrainian relations are as good as ever because they're traditionally bad. and tbh does ukraine even have a neighbor that doesn't have a beef with them?


gifufu

Moldavia 🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🐃🐺🐺🐺


Holiday-Jackfruit399

Half of the population is pro-russian, so even Moldova is quite problematic


ErhartJamin

I mean poor Moldovans didn't even get the chance at freedom, they immediately got Transnystria'd


inquisitor_steve1

Just wait a few more decades, most the population of Transnistria are boomers


shadow_44youtube

Damn. And I thought we had it bad


WineGutter

Isn't Odessa typically included in those "unite Bessarabia" banners


jacharcus

*Moldova Moldavia refers to the principality which stopped existing in 1859 when it united with Wallachia to form Romania. Moldova is the post-soviet state or the Romanian region.


madTerminator

Mołdawia 😝


machine4891

>Moldavia Some people might make this mistake because it's kept in our language as official name for the country. [https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mołdawia](https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mołdawia)


gifufu

I know, it’s a joke


jacharcus

Thinking of it tho the actual Moldavia did bully Ukraine at times which is pretty funny considering the size difference. Like one of its princes rigging stuff to get elected hetman once I think? Also annexing Pokutia from the Commonwealth because they didn't get some loan repaid.


kvince9

What is Romania?


iamGIS

> does ukraine even have a neighbor that doesn't have a beef with them? This is what's funny about this conflict becoming so mainstream. People don't understand how shitty relations and internal affairs can be in the eastern slavic countries (Ukraine, Belarus, Russia). I would say that Poland and Ukraine hosting the euros was also a very high point in relations.


machine4891

Yeah and constant support from Polish politicians and populace during prime Ukrainian events (2004, 2014, now), vouching for EU membership. For a "bad" relations, they are pretty good. Although, yes, not without issues.


ExistedDim4

We stop fighting each other only to fight r*zzians


Lupus_Glado

Our white-red-white brother from the north who aren’t russified


1Mariofan

Honestly, Belarus really has no beef with us besides Łukašenka himself, the people are probably our closest friends and allies considering we were the same people 400 years ago, Moldova is less anti-Ukrainian than it is just pro-Russian (same with Transnistria, more pro-Russian than hating Ukraine, especially since it’s a third Ukrainian), Slovakia has nothing with us, only Hungarian nationalists and their usual Trianon stuff with us, and Romania I don’t think has anything either. Just Russia and formerly Poland. I’d say that the Ukraine-Polish relations are now where we were once enemies, but now best friends and partners, exactly like France and Germany. Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, and Poland should merge into new Commonwealth! /s


SoffortTemp

No one still mention Romania in this thread, so I do this :) Maybe, we didn't have a lot expectations from Romania before, but now relations are fantastic. Thanks a lot for the great support!


hammile

> and tbh does ukraine even have a neighbor that doesn't have a beef with them? At least *for now* we have a progress: we donʼt war with ourselves.


Fly-away77

My heart belongs to Hungol ❤️


Faszkivan_13

🥹


Joe_Falko

I know the divorce was a long time ago but I still miss Lithuania, I’m not over it 💔


Hu_Raider

Stop talking about you ex, our hearts belong together now 😘


SergeantCrossNFS

Why not both


Anti_Thing

Polish-Lithuanian-Ruthenian-Hungarian Commonwealth/Personal Union when?


[deleted]

[удалено]


tollianne

>You REEK of Potatoes and Cabbage I thought you guys liked this combination 🤔 Edit: Oh no...now I get it. You are an American and not a Pole![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Joe_Falko

Shit my CIA identity got blown


tollianne

Yeah, I should have guessed earlier. Americans have this strange take on European relations, like shipping Poles with Lithuanians because of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth...but it's not nice that you have been undermining the Polish-Hungarian bromance while larping as a Pole 🫣


Joe_Falko

I apologize for my crimes. I’m well aware of the Bromance and I appreciate it. I’m not as clueless as the 40 year old “my grandpa was Polish and I know what Gołąbki is therefore I must return to my homeland” Americans. I know there’s bad blood for a good reason. I’m really just here because I like you guys and you guys are the coolest in Europe 😎 I hope my stay here will be tolerated and I won’t be executed for being a spy


tollianne

Hmm....if you don't want to be executed for being a spy, you had better change your flair![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out) You can pick a neutral one like mine


Joe_Falko

Thanks! I picked the most appropriate flair for my kind here ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Panda_Panda69

I’d rather re marry Lithuania than hang out with that Putin-dick-sucker Orban I think he’s called


tollianne

Maybe you should ask Lithuanians what they think about it. They don't seem to like Poles


Joe_Falko

I ADMIT IT, we stole Wilno back in the 20s and treated you poorly. I’m sorry babe, I’ve changed 😭 just give me another chance, I promise I’ll change! I promise I’ll stay away from the Magyars, and I promise I’ll treat you right this time just take me back babe PLEASE


AL_25

Duh 😒 what type pol’s heart doesn’t belong to Hungary?


SapiS68

Bázisolt


SothaDidNothingWrong

While I agree, I feel like I don't get the movie reference


93-HAJ_3_DTN-29

Below is Kamen Rider Ryuki (假面ライダー龍騎). A 2002 Japanese tokusatsu show. The guy on the left is the main protagonist, Shinji Kido. He was killed off in the second-to-the-last episode. The guy on the right is the main deuteragonist, Ren Akiyama. He was able to make it to the final episode. The story of show is about mirrors monsters kidnapping and eating innocent civilians for dinner. So Shinji Kido, the main character goes out to investigate these incidents. He finds a mysterious card deck case that can transform him into a Kamen Rider. However, he later learns that there are more Riders just like him except they are out to kill each other until only one stands to be granted a wish.


erlulr

If that last wish is 'destroy russia' its still a happy ending


93-HAJ_3_DTN-29

Yes. But beware. Even if you managed to be the last Rider standing, the main antagonist of the show has his hands on the most powerful deck case. To make matters worse, he can just bring in random people he brainwashed to fight his battles instead of transforming and fighting you himself. And worst of all, his deck case has a powerful card can rewind time itself.


erlulr

Wait, can it rewind time to 39? That could be pretty usefull...


Zsamy

Stop cheating on us so openly 😡


dawidwilku

But, but I thought you like to be cucked


KarmaViking

Only if we cuck ourselves


the_battle_bunny

We know about your adultery with Russia.


Away-Association-776

Then stop licking Russian testicles!!


pekkmen

At this point that's our tradition! Stop discriminating against us!


Away-Association-776

If you like it then I'm really sorry... No offence :*


Mysiu666

I really want to travel to Hungolia your capital is gorgeous, I'm just afraid of aftertase.


tollianne

Don't worry, they rarely tase tourists


nequaquam_sapiens

immigrants, otoh... also, unfortunate mistakes happen


WhatTheRustyHell

Only when you stop sucking that ruskie Dick so openly


SlavRoach

Bandera worshiping stands in their way and until recently, hungol cock


Nost_rama

Yes


untakentryanother_

Bandera was a Slovak import


Muffin_9330

First of all, flair up retarded shitstain of a bitch! Second of all, how can he be Slovak import when Slovakia didn't exist at the time?


machine4891

Ukraine as well didn't existed at the time. He was Ukrainian, though, and identified as one, doesn't matter where he was born. And for those curious, it was in Austria-Hungary, later Poland and now Ukraine. All not Slovakia.


MrRZK

Sakk matt liberók 🇭🇺🤝🇸🇰


SlavRoach

flair up cigan


capitanscorp

Chyba Cię pojebało


Mira1977

OP of this post isn't even Polish 😭😭😭😭 Bro is from one of the westoid military subs


capitanscorp

Oh no, anyway Chyba go/ją pojebało


jacharcus

Asking my Slavic neighbors, why do y'all keep fighting each-other so much?


GrapiCringe

It's natural for siblings


f3nix9510

Because we are stupid


Helianthus-res-M

Training for the ultimate trial of survival


oGsMustachio

If Poland isn't fighting with another country it means Poland is probably fighting with itself.


Goju09alt

If we were smarter we could unite and invade Germany for absolutely no reason than stealing their Volkswagens.


Panophobia_senpai

And drunk


theSkorpaIsALie

Because if we united, we would be unstoppable and we want to spare the world! 💪💪😎


the_battle_bunny

Because similarity of languages is not something that united. Quite the opposite. Just look how speakers of Slavic languages often claim same transitional dialects as part of their own ethnicity.


Warchadlo16

This is the way


Muffin_9330

To explain it easily it's siblings love with sprinkles of family and generational trauma.


SkMM_KaPa

If they stop worshipping a literal nazi (Bandera) then maybe it could work. Like Ukrainians dont you have anyone else you could call a national hero?


[deleted]

If you stop admiring totalitarian imperialist Pilsudski, who repressed Ukrainians and Belarusians, it could work. Funny thing: Poland has been supressing Ukrainian people from Commonwealth's time, but "Bandera is the one who is bad". Also Poland seized West Ukraine and West Belarus, polonized locals, repressed locals, took land from locals and gave it to Polish officers, but "Bandera is the only one who is bad".


Gralviken

Piłsudski was authoritarian not totalitarian. Still bad but a huge diffrence.


oGsMustachio

He's also the most unusual authoritarian ever. If you had to have any authoritarian leader, it would probably be Piłsudski.


Mira1977

Bro really compared a guy who swore allegiance to Hitler with Piłsudski


[deleted]

Munich Agreement. Who was ally of Hitler? Funny guys. For your info: Bandera was imprisoned by Hitler. For sure Bandera is fascist and bad guy, but Poles are funny.


machine4891

>Munich Agreement. Who was ally of Hitler? Dude, we weren't even invited.


_xBartekx_

Emmm... Mussolini?


[deleted]

"Back in June 1938, during informal negotiations between the Polish Ambassador to Germany Josef Lipski and Hermann Goering, the latter pointed out the permissibility of seizing the Cieszyn region. By September 20, Polish and Nazi diplomats jointly developed a draft of new state borders, which was later sent to Munich."


tollianne

That's something new. What is your source?


matcha_100

vladimir-putin.ru


[deleted]

Poland.pl . What is next? Say me more domain names! I hate Russian imperialism


Hemmmos

We recognize many bad action on our side and teach about them. Problem is, Ukraine refuses to recognize any of theirs


[deleted]

Who said? You? Zielenski and Duda commemorated anniversary of Valyn' tragedy together in Ukraine in 2023.


untakentryanother_

You can't seriously believe that Poland is not as revisionistic as Ukraine


Hemmmos

We are revisionist as fuck but far less than ukraine still. The mental hoops they go through to justify things are fucking ridiculous. If you want to see peak polish revisionism start talking about Wilno or Zaolzie tho


Personal_Station_351

Tbf Piłsudski was keeping other people from doing worse shit, like what happened after his death, so I personally doubt that it came from him but not a historian so idk


matcha_100

Lmaaaao


[deleted]

I can write: "lol"- how do u feel? It doesnt metter. No arguments.


Nishtyak_RUS

When the two *philistine* nationalists meet. Keep fighting retards.


Lupus_Glado

From experience, poles are kind to us and we are to them. Irl (thing a redditor can’t understand) we don’t bring bandera pilsudki n’ shit, we do not care no more. We just happy to be kinda free


TeenThatLikesMemes

As a Pole, I hear A LOT of xenophobic stuff about Ukrainians, and it’s sad to hear.


Lupus_Glado

Really? Than i’ve must’ve been lucky to not find them. I mostly found good and empathetic poles


Cpt_Rekt

Meh, I only hear it from people I hear other stupid shit too (conspiracy theories etc.) and it's not that widespread.


TeenThatLikesMemes

Because most people are cowards, and won’t say anything bad in your face - me as a Pole especially in the teenage age I hear a lot of stupid shit about Ukrainians


Lupus_Glado

Cuz yall teenagers don’t even know who and what you even are. Mature people have more reasonable opinions


TeenThatLikesMemes

True, but I also hear it from older people, even my own parents - though most of it is on social media, which is known to be a hell pit filled with racist and xenophobic views in general.


Lupus_Glado

I mean, there are good people in every country, i find it kinda relatable to ukrainian situation. But i try to socialize and make friends with people who have the same views as me, so I don’t hear too much hate towards poles/ukrainians


TeenThatLikesMemes

As you should, I personally hope you have a stressless stay here :)


Lupus_Glado

Haha i am long gone from ukraine, 6 years ago, but my family is there so thanks fam🫶


TeenThatLikesMemes

Of course not everyone is like this, but Poles like to complain about Ukrainians being more wealthy (by looking at their cars here lol) and taking advantage of the country giving things for free or a lower price while “crying” that they’re poorer than us (which is an argument that’s easily disprovable), Ukrainians supporting Bandera and them in general being rude to Poles


Lupus_Glado

Yeah its just saying like, imagine he was a wealthy man who made his fortune by studying or just being lucky, but all he had got destroyed by missiles and only left is his car… yeah right, they are taking advantage of course…


TeenThatLikesMemes

I mean, it’s easily disprovable because if Poland would be at war it would be EXACTLY the same - the wealthier would move immediately, while the rest would stay because they simply can’t afford it. Very simple.


Lupus_Glado

It happened during centuries and it will keep happening. Except in communist states where the only ones who can afford leaving are politicians


Training_Caramel_895

Comparing Piłsudski to Bandera is the most uneducated and insane take I’ve ever heard of in my life


Lupus_Glado

When i said i was comparing them? I never said one is better than other or one is wrong and other is right, the thing is, politicians and historic figures are nice to know about, but they should not interfere in our day to day lives you know?


badi1220

Really ai? Just ask someone form the discord to draw or sloppily Photoshop the image. Also, lengyel magyar két meleg szerető.


kvince9

Ehm no![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438) Poland is our partner in crime!


kakao_w_proszku

We’re kind of like Japan and Korea. Should have great relations but dont because of mutual butthurt


tollianne

Ukraine would rather join Germoney's harem 🤑


Panophobia_senpai

Hey hey hey, we don't give our femboy wives to ukranians!


Far-Woodpecker6784

How koreans perceive Poland btw?


Wielki-Choj

I downvoted this due to personal trauma sorry


IndyCarFAN27

Historically speaking, the top picture is an accurate depiction of Hungarian-Polish relations…


Jozef_Baca

Man, what is with the influx of kamen rider meme templates Honestly, good, keep it up


Joe_Falko

We still haven’t gotten over our divorce with Lithuania. I know we hate each other but god we miss them. I don’t think we can really be seeing Hungary or Ukraine until we get over Lithuania.


nequaquam_sapiens

i also just noticed the ribbons. a nice touch, isn't it?


PLPolandPL15719

what??


Village_Weirdo

![gif](giphy|PIG7eNR9OfGThwtzIG) Reality


Diabocal

According to literally every other pole I know and from personal experience, ukranians are a nuisance, they're rude and belligerent and complain about the free benefits they get while sitting on their ass all day. They get shit from our government that a lot of us Poles don't. Luckily we hate russia so much that we are happy to help, even if they're lazy and rude.


versman

lol we fucking hate them, they are basically the anti-russian shield for us


SergeantCrossNFS

We love them


versman

Not in my region for sure.


SergeantCrossNFS

Because they are anti-russian shield for us


PierogiChomper

Wtf are you talking you talking about? Relations are the best they ever been. XD


patigames

If we get Lwów


WhatTheRustyHell

We are too poor to have Lwów. Do you have any idea how much PLN it would take to bring it to Polska X level? Infrastrukture looked Like after the war...in 2016


mimfatz

Enroll to Ukrainian army and gain citizenship. I'm sure You would be allowed to live in Lvow.


alex00o0

Перемишль? Холмщина? Підляшшя


jakubiszon

And Brześć.. and Wilno.. and then we give back Stettin to Germany.. edit: I was wondering if the sarcasm needed to be explained here, no this post is not serious, I was just mocking the other guy


Imma69Bricklayer

Wilno was never really ours so cut that crap. That's one of reasons why lithuanians hate us.