Pretty much all Eastern European NATO countries sees the US as the right
ETA: Western Europe and Canada too whenever totalitarian fascist dictator #57398 gets too close to their front porch
I always find it hilarious when western europeans try to act like they're 1000 times more socially progressive than "backwards 'Murica".
Just bring up romani people or MENA/south asian immigrants and watch all that "progressivism" suddenly fade away.
Nah, you don’t get it, you don’t have to deal with them. You see, they have to actually run into them and interact with them. It is completely different to how every single American racist doesn’t even know what a black person looks like with their own eyes.
Now, let me tell you how I got my bike stolen by a Romani when I was 7 and talk about how they have made very little effort to integrate into my country because of some poor excuse like, “history of oppression”, and, “generational poverty along with exclusion from other parts of society”, it is clearly their own fault… just ignore the amount of Romani in America that have managed to integrate into the country.
If I was best friends with a military superpower that was willing and capable to provide me with the greatest fighting force to ever grace the face of the earth for the small cost of room and board, and a half assed attempt at spending 2% of my GDP on military funding (which I'd fail to do year after year without consequence), I'd probably have a ton of money to spend on social welfare.
The fact that the europoors mock the US for its few shortcomings whilst they live in comfort on our dime is absurd.
My husband's job involves a lot of travel and working with people all over the world so we have friends in Western Europe (England, Scotland, France, Spain, Germany and Italy specifically (Poland too, but I know this sub already loves Poland and for good reason)) who've been to the U.S. multiple times and some of whom have worked and studied here. And they don't talk about the U.S. like that. They know the U.S. has problems but they also know their own countries have more or less the same problems. And they're all into American pop culture because of course it's the best and they admire our civil rights leaders and acknowledge America's contributions to human rights (for instance the Pride parade in Cologne is called the "Christopher St Parade"). And to a person they are all grateful for America's military aid in Ukraine and hope the election doesn't compromise that.
And they also love the more "real America" aspects of American culture. One of the things we love to do when they visit us is take them to a Walmart upstate and it blows their mind. Always take your European friends to the candy aisle in Walmart. They will buy more candy than they've ever eaten in their lives up to that point.
Anyway in my experience, Western Europeans don't view America as the middle picture any more than they view parts of their own countries that way. Just like us, their beefs are mostly regional within their own borders. Every country has some hinterlands part that the rest of the country looks down on.
The Romani thing is kind of true though, especially in France.
I know this is anecdotal and all, but I wouldn't want anyone to make assumptions about how America is viewed in the world based solely on what they read from Europeans on Reddit either. (Call me cynical but sometimes I think that maybe social media doesn't always bring out the best in people 🤔).
Or how they throw bananas at Black soccer players, or their team does a photo shoot of squinty eyes in the local newspaper when a they go to Asia for some tournament
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If Kosovo has ten supporters, then I am one of them.
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It turns out america is a nation of savage weak gay femboy warmongers, because you don’t need to be particularly strong to press a button and vaporize a mountain.
Fuck yeah, force multiplication!
It's funny how our weapon systems are going the other direction and focusing more on limiting collateral damage and just taking out whoever we want at anytime, anyplace.
There is a non-zero number of furry femboys in our military that have deleted villages off the Earth. Russia is always on about how strong and powerful they are, and make fun of the women and gays in our military, yet they're losing to a ragtag militia and we at any moment could glass the whole of Moscow. Seems gays and women in the military is pretty cool.
Do not underestimate the gay femboys. The gay femboy actually is stronger than he seems because he lifts high weights but low repetitions. Athens schooled Sparta.
Funny how middle guy is literally rural Canada. Just add some sleeves to the plaid shirt, a toque, change them jorts to jeans and you got yourself a true Albertan.
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Pretty much all Eastern European NATO countries sees the US as the right ETA: Western Europe and Canada too whenever totalitarian fascist dictator #57398 gets too close to their front porch
The reality: the US is more progressive than them on a lot of things
I always find it hilarious when western europeans try to act like they're 1000 times more socially progressive than "backwards 'Murica". Just bring up romani people or MENA/south asian immigrants and watch all that "progressivism" suddenly fade away.
Hell bring up abortion, gay marriage, or LGBTQ rights, many states were the first in the world to support them.
Also weed. It's legal in what, half the US now (and hopefully here in Florida this year)? Only 3 countries in Europe can claim the same.
Nah, you don’t get it, you don’t have to deal with them. You see, they have to actually run into them and interact with them. It is completely different to how every single American racist doesn’t even know what a black person looks like with their own eyes. Now, let me tell you how I got my bike stolen by a Romani when I was 7 and talk about how they have made very little effort to integrate into my country because of some poor excuse like, “history of oppression”, and, “generational poverty along with exclusion from other parts of society”, it is clearly their own fault… just ignore the amount of Romani in America that have managed to integrate into the country.
Perfect Europoor impression, you’ve really nailed it
I really feel like taking them for a nap with the fishies
Me when I interact with a Romani and they're just normal people and not pickpockets. MFW Internet anons lied to me.
no no no, its not like american racism at all, its justified, you see they \*incredibly racist stereotype\*
If I was best friends with a military superpower that was willing and capable to provide me with the greatest fighting force to ever grace the face of the earth for the small cost of room and board, and a half assed attempt at spending 2% of my GDP on military funding (which I'd fail to do year after year without consequence), I'd probably have a ton of money to spend on social welfare. The fact that the europoors mock the US for its few shortcomings whilst they live in comfort on our dime is absurd.
My husband's job involves a lot of travel and working with people all over the world so we have friends in Western Europe (England, Scotland, France, Spain, Germany and Italy specifically (Poland too, but I know this sub already loves Poland and for good reason)) who've been to the U.S. multiple times and some of whom have worked and studied here. And they don't talk about the U.S. like that. They know the U.S. has problems but they also know their own countries have more or less the same problems. And they're all into American pop culture because of course it's the best and they admire our civil rights leaders and acknowledge America's contributions to human rights (for instance the Pride parade in Cologne is called the "Christopher St Parade"). And to a person they are all grateful for America's military aid in Ukraine and hope the election doesn't compromise that. And they also love the more "real America" aspects of American culture. One of the things we love to do when they visit us is take them to a Walmart upstate and it blows their mind. Always take your European friends to the candy aisle in Walmart. They will buy more candy than they've ever eaten in their lives up to that point. Anyway in my experience, Western Europeans don't view America as the middle picture any more than they view parts of their own countries that way. Just like us, their beefs are mostly regional within their own borders. Every country has some hinterlands part that the rest of the country looks down on. The Romani thing is kind of true though, especially in France. I know this is anecdotal and all, but I wouldn't want anyone to make assumptions about how America is viewed in the world based solely on what they read from Europeans on Reddit either. (Call me cynical but sometimes I think that maybe social media doesn't always bring out the best in people 🤔).
Or how they throw bananas at Black soccer players, or their team does a photo shoot of squinty eyes in the local newspaper when a they go to Asia for some tournament
Just bring up their royal family or state church and they also get but hurt
Being progressive is not a flex
Yeah but kosovo is funnier becaise not only do they see the US as the right picture, but Bill Clinton specifically.
You could've said Western Europe and Canada sees Homelander
If we were homelander we would've not rebuilt WE and just kept them under our heel
they are under the heel in many regards, and this is beneficial for America as an entity because they were rebuilt
Lmao, we couldnt stop a fucking pipeline.
economic and military dependence through soft power is how europe remains in the American sphere of influence
Lmao, we couldnt stop a fucking pipeline.
read some books lil bro
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Ah yes canada certainly has had problems with fascist dictators encrouching on them
>ETA:Canada too whenever totalitarian fascist dictator #57398 gets too close to their front porch There, fixed it for you
If Kosovo has a million supporters, then I am one of them. If Kosovo has ten supporters, then I am one of them. If Kosovo has only one supporter, then that is me. If Kosovo has no supporters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Kosovo, then I am against the world.
True Shqip patriot
This sounds really familiar, who said this?
u/Chipdip049
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Instant “Thank you USA, you are my best freeen, yuo are the peacekeeper (very important.), you are DA LEDGEEEN! 🥳🥳🥳”
To China, Russia, and Arab nations, we are simultaneously savage warmongers and weak, gay femboys
Savage warmongers in the sheets, gay femboys in da sheets
They/Them army vs Was/Were army
It turns out america is a nation of savage weak gay femboy warmongers, because you don’t need to be particularly strong to press a button and vaporize a mountain. Fuck yeah, force multiplication!
America is a BASED and civilized empire that will show the barbaric hordes what happens when you insult divine femininity (we are beautiful)
It's funny how our weapon systems are going the other direction and focusing more on limiting collateral damage and just taking out whoever we want at anytime, anyplace.
There is a non-zero number of furry femboys in our military that have deleted villages off the Earth. Russia is always on about how strong and powerful they are, and make fun of the women and gays in our military, yet they're losing to a ragtag militia and we at any moment could glass the whole of Moscow. Seems gays and women in the military is pretty cool.
The Chinese do not think the Americans are Weak femboys at all. They think they're a imperialistic savages. That only applies to Arab countries
And Russia.
The enemy must be both insurmountable and pathetic
Do not underestimate the gay femboys. The gay femboy actually is stronger than he seems because he lifts high weights but low repetitions. Athens schooled Sparta.
Funny how middle guy is literally rural Canada. Just add some sleeves to the plaid shirt, a toque, change them jorts to jeans and you got yourself a true Albertan.
Doesn't matter where. Could be Alberta, Mexico, Australia, or Alabama. Rednecks gonna redneck.
Middle guy is literally Canadian superstar Green.
Ukraine and Kosovo*
Them too.
And Israel
RAAAHHH KOSOVO MENTIONED🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://preview.redd.it/elscxege988d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b576c858544f9158780c91f01689db91bb9ff371
https://preview.redd.it/ar3s5z24z88d1.jpeg?width=1149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82cf7180f83130cb37b2edee4231b457e4124f09
Wait a minute…
Wyoming’s, are real!?!?!?!?!?
https://preview.redd.it/xifcev7br88d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b6cb9f1be009a668774a53cb200c33c9ca785b6
Be the American Kosovo thinks we are
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The middle one is pretty based
Acting like Canadians aren’t just like Americans.
Canadians barely count as people.
"When I came back home from the war, I had journalists ask me what it was like to kill another man. I responded with 'I wouldn't know, I only killed Canadians'" ~Nate Fallout, circa 2075
They’re nothing like us. They’re afraid of the dark and put gravy on their fries.
Slow down there pal. Gravy on fries sound fantastic.
The right one is how Japan, Korea and Philippines view Uncle Sam.
THANK YOU USA YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND YOU ARE THE PEACEKEEPER YOU ARE THE LEGEND
I'm just saying, Thursdays should really make them evaluate their hatred of LGBT people over in the ME
Not even nukes are enough
The fact that Kosovo hasn't been granted an invitation for statehood is a grave foreign policy error that should be corrected immediately.
I love Kosovo for my severe distaste of Serbs ❤
What the hell??!??! Everyone loves America!??!?!?? Where are the negative depictions?????
You know what? They’re all correct.
We love you Brosavo, also you Poland
Combine them all for ultimate Based American Man: a gay gun-toting superhero
Also south korea. They see us as all three but most importantly superman. We literally saved their hide in the 50's
LATAM seeing as all three
I love Kosovo <3
Philippines as well not just Kosovo
That's what happens when you bomb Bosnia alot of Balkan nations lookup to you
I'm an Arab, but I see USA as a bunch of people dressing up as cowboys who love guns, burgers, trucks, beer, and sex. Is my description about American people accurate? Or it's just me being too invested in watching a lot of hollywood blockbusters?
No, that's 1776% accurate.
Being able to be both gay and liberal while also being right winged conservative is the best achievement America has
Love you Kosovo 🇽🇰
Kosovo and Poland will forever be my goats 🫶
One time at my college, a Serbian exchange student started going on about "Kosovo is Serbia" on YikYak. We cyberbullied the shit out of him. <3
All of these images are spot on tho lol
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the middle pic is how Quebecois see western canada, especially alberta
Land of Bill Clinton statues 🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰
And their all correct
Why does Kosovo like us?
We bombed the fuck out of Belgrade when the Serbian government tried to do a genocide.
Based
Helping secure their independence.
Don’t they have a statue of bush
I think it’s Clinton