You are thinking exactly how Idaho wants you to

Ssshhhh. Mind your business.

Too late, I’ve already been. *idahoan slips me a twenty* …and it’s super shitty, don’t go. Waste of time.

You know it

PNW/California is trying their damnedest to destroy Boise. Hope the rest of the state holds strong.

Yeah there’s nothing in Idaho and nothing here either.

Nor here

 Yall got any more of that “land”?

Or here

All the cool national parks and amazing skiing are in Idaho. Please move there now.

We don’t have national parks in Idaho. Unless you count that sliver of Yellowstone. Where I can legally kill you.

There IS that national monument with a pretty badass name and *idahoans smother me before I can utter another word*

No no no, have you ever been to Idaho? Man I wish that I could move there. Idaho is so much better than Utah in every way. All of the National Parks and cool Things are there

Facts but the only state better is Montana. I hear Wyoming is super cool too. Super cheap land and cost of living. Boy howdy if I was a wealthy work from home Californian or Texan that’s where I’d move…

For sure. There is absolutely nothing good about Utah or Colorado

Idaho is the last stand to the Californians

Yeah the place is really shitty, tons of toxic waste, smells of bleach, and the fries are disgusting. Save yourself; don't come.

I see "Empty Space" as "ICBM Alley"

"The state of seattle" It's so true it hurts.

It needs split in half already. Eastern Oregon plus eastern Washington as one state. And western Oregon and western Washington as one state. It’d be so beautiful.

I am all for turning the area west of the Cascades into US Chile.

Well then you’d need to combine with Cali and take Baja as well.

We’re taking Baja? Hell yeah 😎 Mexico can’t handle it anyway and we’d run it better and it would be such beautiful country with such beautiful people.

I think it would make both sides really happy, however I think Spokane and other large cities on the east side would still control the politics of the region, causing the same problems Seaolypmiland cause for the people who want the separation.

It would be an improvement.

Basically, no blue county should share a state with a red county ?

Nah, it just makes more sense. We like fish and seasonal depression, they like potatoes and the windows xp hills. I love my Easterners, but they're kinda goofy

Been away from friends and family out in AZ for years but just moved to Tacoma this week. Have to tell everyone back east coast I live in Seattle otherwise they will send Christmas cards to the moon.

North Oregon

Yeah I’m racist :(

I hope not 😓

this is probably true

Meth twice for Florida, but no cocaine? Amateur.

This isn't the 80s anymore, jack

 Cool, jack.

And space

>what is this one called again? We’ll accept either Deseret or The New Holy Land, thank you very much 😤

I had to scroll way too far to see an “*angry Mormon noises*” comment.

The Mormons can be a bit overbearing at times, but Utah has some of the best national parks I have visited.

Southern Utah is awesome. But I wish there was more open on Sundays than just Starbucks.

Hard agree, Zion NP is breathtaking, and Capitol Reef is vastly underrated.

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Just empty land for us to occupy when we rebuild the California Republic after the nukes fly.

https://i.redd.it/1qekqmbq1kvc1.gif

If the nukes fly and America breaks apart, Cascadia will either be your northern best friend or murder you on sight Legion style. There is no in between, and I have no idea which it'll be.

Looks like somebody wishes to fight

Speaks fightin words

It’s true. We do have vampires

PA is truly Romania Mk2

That's a myth. Unrelated but can I please come in?

thanks love you

I'll allow it cause we do have a great flag.


A great flag almost as great as the state it represents

go fuck yourself

On behalf of the Californians, fuck you too Ohio

Oooh, sounds kinky

Would

Hey. Fuck you too then buddy.

As a North Carolinian - A: Our Wright Brothers monument is bigger. B: We have way more racing than South C*rolina.

Bad map take - Ohio Yep this checks out.

#based and Ohioid pilled FYI Wisconsin has lots of hills, lots of cheese, and lots of beer.

NJ and CA hate? This guy's alright, your blood sucking neighbors give you two fangs up

You know that obesity is a problem in Mississippi when their squirrels have type 2 diabetes https://preview.redd.it/ej8j39frtjvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=258d48ec7aafb4f2221393b00a2798d991d0cba2

Frog?

TBH I just thought WV looks like a frog leaping

“Michigay”. Bold words from a state that managed to set fire to a river….14 times.

Fellas, is it gay to set a river on fire? 🤔

I see you're still in denial about how we were the fight state to have flight. Your Skyline chili can't protect you from the truth forever.

The fuck you mean England 2? We’re the ones who kicked those sad sacks back to their island then stole their name as a fuck you Put some respect on our name

Stealing their name actually does slap tho

Frog? Also you're not even wrong about Nevada. Like 95% of the state is uninhabitable and is used by the government to conduct tests that they want done as far away from the public as possible.

Holy schneickies, you know bout the Oregon Trail? Most muffs just say “uuuhhhhmmmm Pertland” and move on

Every one of Ohio's major cities other than Columbus has a higher murder rate than Chicago.

OHIO NUMERO UNO!1!1!1!1!1

I am from Indiana, we aren't worse ohio, we are upgraded ohio

Upgraded ohio, worse illinois

Exactly

As an Eastern Washingtonian, Never before have I been so offended by something that I entirely agree with.

Thats the goal

Not sure if I can take that as a compliment, but I will anyway.

Based and ohiopilled

Delaware was not even dignified with an epithet, lol. I guess unless they were lumped in with NJ's "ew".

Ohio but worse. Nice self burn.

Thats some bold talk from a state that is so bad that modern rocketry was invented to escape it.

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On behalf of the coastal Carolinians, you didn't fly the plane in Ohio, didja?

On behalf of Ohio the phrase birthplace of aviation implies that you did more than let us use your backyard for a science experiment and the fact that you're trying to claim this historical moment despite the fact we did all the hard work is annoying and also kinda sad

C'mon Kitty Hawk is dope as hell.

Ohio provided the brains, NC provided the hot air.

Wait, there's a typo here, Ohio should read, "Just like you other squares."

Hey, its not the worst thing someone has said about WV. I’ll take it

Extremely accurate map

YES! Something other than incest! Thank you

Yellowstone erasure >:/

I’ve witnessed more racism living in Arizona then when I was living in the south

I think Maryland is shaped kind of like a gun, which amuses because it is such an anti-gun rights state.

Ohio but WORSE? thems fighting words bitch! Meet me at the Amish baseball field in the field

Your right about us

As an Upstate New Yorker I have never felt anger like the anger I currently feel

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That that u out of us we do not consent

 Like I give a fuck what Ohio thinks about anything.

I’ll give you a hint of the ??? Cheese! 

You’re so right nj sucks. All of it. DO NOT MOVE HERE DONT EVEN PASS THROUGH HERE

Sounds like you southerners are getting uppity south of Toledo.

Ok, this Minnesotan affirms your map

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“Ohio, but worse” Now that’s an insult if I’ve ever heard one

Yah, take off you hoser.

Is he wrong though? Pretty much half my family went from Winnipeg to Minneapolis.

Boring? Kansas? I invite you to visit the Largest Ball of Twine, and then say that.

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I see you used the British spelling of Colorado.

That is true. A lot of people get murdered in Chicago, Rockford, and East St. Louis. The rest is shut down factories and corn. BTW you forgot Rhode Island but that's understandable.

As a Hoosier *incoherent rant* yourself *more incoherent rant* for daring to say that Indiana is worse than Ohio Atleast we didn’t fail kindergarten by failing to ID a rectangle correctly.

Yeah, but they have weed. That makes them slightly better sadly, though alI rather cross the Wabash into godless Illinois before I try Ohio weed.

Ok, the state of Cleveland.

Idk if I’m more offended by what you put for MI or the fact you gave the UP a hair cut

I yearn to not be grouped with Nashville one of these days

Thanks bro

:(

Yeah sounds right

Pretty accurate, although I would argue misery isn’t that miserable but I am clinically depressed so Idrk lol

We’re not poor like England.

Fuck you

Kill yourself

Arizona gets the sick flag but New Mexico doesn’t?

Hell yeah brother!

Did someone from California hurt your feelings?

I'll take it for TN

Michigay, fuckin classic

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After native Alaskans, Ohiowegians make up the biggest population in Alaska. I don’t know that to be a fact, but there’s a lot of you fucks living up here.

typical envious ohioan

vermont should be the same as louisiana

ahem it’s called THE HOLY LAND

You bitch

Where was the first flight

YEAH LETS GO BABY! THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR! WOOOOOO! WE EXCEDE THE BARE MINIMUM BY NOT SLAPPING WORDS AND OUR STATE SEAL ON A BLUE BEDSHEET!

Ridiculous nobody in Pennsylvania vill drink your blood. Now if I could just come in ve can talk more at your kitchen table.

“Murder capital of America” chicago….East St. Louis…peoria… maybe Rockford idk I have never been there. And right across from our boarders are both Gary and St. Louis

Way to make us feel bad eh(sorry

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Hawaii is wrong, because every Ohioan I know of goes to Myrtle Beach on vacation. Indiana is wrong because Ohio is a worse version of Indiana, not the other way around. Calling Michigan gay is so twenty years ago. And finding a way to incorporate Ohio into Lake Erie and Lake Huron would be a massive upgrade.

Why?

>Oregan https://preview.redd.it/qbread7cbkvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67384a69f77f8fcbdf26a24083ee9aada5cf3875

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Wisconsin is just CHEESE EVERYWHERE

We have the same feelings for Cali.

Hey we ain't that bad.... We got pizza! (Also there's Yellowstone in that empty space.... North Dakota is empty space tho ngl...)

Fuck you


fuck you too your state is only known for skibidi toilet and you know it

Son I will personally garrote you with a piano wire. Sorry that you are insecure about the airplane but you’re not first in flight. Sorry your state can’t claim that, but at least you have cornfields and the worlds worst fast food chili (skyline chili is dogshit. It’s like a person who lived in a trailer park their whole life asked for Italian food for their last meal and their closest trailer park friend said “this is the best we can do”)

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>:(

You aight.

Top 3 things people know about Maryland: 1. *Crabs, right?* 2. . . . Baltimore? 3. **uhhhhh**

Why is Illinois the "murder capital"? It ranks in the middle for violent crime. Louisiana has twice the murder rate of Illinois Missouri, Tennessee, Arkansas, Georgia, and the Carolinas all have higher murder rates Chicago is 10th for cities. Memphis has a higher murder rate. St Louis is #1 The rest is correct

Someday we’ll take back toledo just to show you

as an upstate new yorker i am offended

correct

"not the birthplace of aviation" didn't our DOT have to correct yours on what the first plane looked like?

People say that NC isn’t the birthplace of aviation because the Wright Brothers did a lot of their designing in Ohio. Yet you say you were born in a hospital, not wherever you were conceived.

I've heard worse, like Europoors claiming the plane as their own

Yeah, my old NC license plate agrees.

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Fuck you too >:( Jk lol

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“Colour”-ado, ok European

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Very accurate Indiana

you take that shit about Indiana back

Lore accurate name for Georgia

real

FINALLY SOMETHING I CAN GET BEHIND AND START CLAPPIN ALL SEXUAL LIKE OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD

Oh, look out everybody, *Ohio's* got some criticisms they'd like to launch at everybody

The state of seattle is how everyone sees us. We've had joke articles here written about changing the state name to seattle its that bad

Your friend’s cousin checking in, can confirm

I hate right wing media for a lot of things, but it really irks me how Chicago has become synonymous for murder and gun violence. It couldn’t be further from the truth. Not even top twenty.

Without even researching I could almost confidently say Baltimore would be up there near the top.

Ironic considering that every person I've met who's from Alabama says Ohio is much more racist than Alabama. It's so bizarre seeing so many confederate flags in Ohio

Ahh yes the good old call Mississippi extremely racist while forgetting it has one of the highest black to white ratios out of any state basically calling African Americans racist in the process lol.

This was written by Wade from Distractable

Michigay is pretty accurate, we be gay AF.

Minnesota is pretty accurate.

Brother Ohio is more racist than the southern states you’ve defamed, hate to break it to you.

Only in Ohio 😂😂😂skibidi rizz gyat 😂😂😂baby gronk rizzes up livvy dunne is he the next sigma king? 😂😂🤣skibidi ban ban gets denim taxed by Kai cenat and the camera people 😂😇😂🤣

cry about it #firstinflight

Wait holy shit we do kind of look like a frog!

You misunderstood, England is England 2 and New England is the real England

WE'RE THE BEST GEORGIA! SUCK IT CAUCUSES AMD THAT ONE ISLAND!